Actually just a nice normal breakfast
Posted by HeavyArmsJin@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 35 comments
Sometimes food just looks nasty
Posted by HeavyArmsJin@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 35 comments
Sometimes food just looks nasty
greatwood@reddit
I guess it all goes to the same place
curry_ist_wurst@reddit
Honestbabe2021@reddit
At first I thought banana w chopped pecans on toast w yogurt or condensed milk or something.
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
Well your version sounds delicious too
Honestbabe2021@reddit
Aw gee thanks
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
It must be English. The beans give it away. lol
kilofeet@reddit
Also the pale sausage. Other countries have breakfast sausage too but it usually looks like someone deep fried a stick
ConsciousBenefit87@reddit
That's a banana....
cum_fart_connoisseur@reddit
It's FOR SURE a banana...
AutismShooter@reddit
I does look like a banana, but that would imply he’s eating a banana with beans, cheese and bacon.
Let’s just pretend it’s a sausage
Veneboy@reddit
It better be a banana...
kindagaybean@reddit
Do brits know you can eat all of these ingredients separately?
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
They all mix and enhance each other though
It's like a bibimbap situation
Ambitious_Arm852@reddit
Would absolutely smash. Yeah when it's photographed that close it looks gross
NotMulligan@reddit
Everything looks great except for the bacon being undercooked. I like that shit almost black.
DaniT0n@reddit
It makes me want to throw up.
f1lth4f1lth@reddit
This is what hell is like
jbjhill@reddit
A banana instead of a sausage, and bacon cooked in water? What in the squishy-chewy-blerf have you done OP? And why must we bear witness?
wizardrous@reddit
That bacon doesn’t look crispy enough.
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
You are absolutely correct. Should have let it cooked longer
cum_fart_connoisseur@reddit
Wurstb0t@reddit
Are those human fingers and baked beans?
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
Close, it's a banana!
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
I’m scared to ask — are those bananas?
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
It's really good! Just slightly toast it with some oil and add some salt and spices to it
Frog_Shoulder793@reddit
Relative_Yesterday70@reddit
Banana or sausage?
HeavyArmsJin@reddit (OP)
Banana! Ran out of sausages sadly
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Noooooooo whyyyyyy
RadarSmith@reddit
I feel like bananas may be literally be the nutritional opposite of sausages.
Relative_Yesterday70@reddit
Not a normal replacement
Xfuck1tX@reddit
rumyourham@reddit
We like our bacon the same way, barely cooked
davesnother3@reddit
Someone needs to call the police
SuperDizz@reddit