Made a guy shank his tee off

Posted by bizzywhipped@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 30 comments

Got this idea some months ago, every time I drive past a golf course I have my left hand on the air horn. Today it happened!

I90 in Montana, I see him setting up to tee off. Mid swing I lay in *bwAAAAAAHHHP* - for few secs guy keeps glancing from the ball, to me on the road and back at the ball, then starts shaking his fist at me! His three buddies keeled over laughing and last thing I see him turning angrily at them. I like to think he yelled :”That’s Mulligan!”

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costanzas_Dad@reddit

As a golfer, I hope your dick falls off.

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wv524@reddit

As a non golfer, I hope every drive you make goes into the woods.

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Ok-Combination7287@reddit

That's really neat that you find pleasure in ruining a strangers pleasure! Awesome!

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bizzywhipped@reddit (OP)

I can say that I brought joy to 4 people and “ruin” to one.

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jmcdaniel0@reddit

Joy here as well!

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Snappypants9@reddit

And brought joy to us too 😜

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kid_cadillac@reddit

I've always wanted to get an air horn for my pick up and go to the ice cream place to jump scare people into mashing their ice cream into their faces. Hahaha.

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disturbedrailroader@reddit

When I was a locomotive engineer, I used to do this all the time. The best reaction I got was a group of people teed off at the train. The conductor was laughing his ass off when I explained what the sound was.

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Snappypants9@reddit

I love this so much 😅😅

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CoyoteMuff69@reddit

My trainer would get upset with me if I failed to honk at golfers. Said I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings if I didn't notice them soon enough to fuck up their swing.

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WackoMcGoose@reddit

Might be able to replay the swing, but there's no taking a mulligan on your dignity ;)

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doggscube@reddit

8-1/2 years and I’ve only had the timing work out once. I pass that course many times a week

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BrattySubSam@reddit

Thank you for giving in to the intrusive thoughts

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bizzywhipped@reddit (OP)

Don’t encourage me lol

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BrattySubSam@reddit

Oh, I’m gonna >:)

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bourbonpens@reddit

I do it too!

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RebelTvshka@reddit

Lmao, I did this the other week in Montana. I bet it was the same course. Guy flipped me the bird and his friends were laughing.

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bizzywhipped@reddit (OP)

East bound? Yeah it was the same one

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RebelTvshka@reddit

Westbound. It has courses on both sides of the interstate.

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bizzywhipped@reddit (OP)

Trestle creek, you right

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_GRUMPY_@reddit

Been doing this for years. I also honk at cars that the drivers messing with their phone.

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bizzywhipped@reddit (OP)

Apples and bowling balls.

One is for fun,

other is “getoffthephone youstupidbitch wannacauseacrash!!” 🤬

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AutumnBrooks2021@reddit

I like using my air horn when there’s a passenger sleeping in the car and their head is up against the window, so damn funny. I did it to this woman who was sleeping and her husband was driving, she had her head against the window and was out cold, I blew my horn and she nailed her head against the window. Her husband laughed and she was not happy. I laughed. It was a good day.

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