Jeff Bezos is selling his boat. Is it a sailboat or what?

Posted by Available_Bowler2316@reddit | sailing | View on Reddit | 13 comments

Bezos' aquatic penis envy (or perhaps compensating) sailboat is for sale.

Anyone know the details of the design? Is it a sailboat or a big motor yacht with 3 masts?

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Basic_Lynx4902@reddit

Not a sailboat--a motor yacht as big as an oil tanker, which means he can't go into ports. He couldn't take it to Venice for his wedding, or to Monaco for the grand prix. They have to anchor out in deeper water next to actual commercial vessels. Poor Jeff /s.

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get_MEAN_yall@reddit

Monaco docks boats larger than that.

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Basic_Lynx4902@reddit

Well they wouldn't let him in for the F1 race.

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nachodorito@reddit

Bezos is a classic case of penile derangement syndrome. Some guys can't get over the fact that they are pathetic unfuckable losers with tiny shriveled baby dicks no matter how much money they waste on yachts

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sailing-ModTeam@reddit

Your post was removed for conduct unbecoming a Yachtsman.

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OmnipresentCPU@reddit

Lmao bro come on now

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MarkFromTheInternet@reddit

Someone has small boat syndrome

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Anstigmat@reddit

I'm guessing the plastic figurine formerly known as Lauren Sanchez doesn't like sailing. But also according to the articles it's too big to fit at the normal marinas for the Billionaires. Did no one consider that before building this thing?

TBH as far as super yachts go, this one actually looks good. Nice lines. Classic yacht profile. I bet it actually sails decently too if all the hydraulics and other ridiculous comments happen to actually be functional at the same time.

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Last_Cod_998@reddit

She and Melinda French (Gates) distanced themselves from their husbands as soon as they found out about Epstein.

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nonsense39@reddit

I read that its annual maintenance cost is 25 million and his new wife doesn't look like she's the plaid shirt and grinder type. With the buyers market for sailboats, maybe he's in over his head and is desperate to sell. I'm thinking of putting in a low ball offer.

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