They’re calling the cops, Maude, put the piece away
Posted by LawrenceSellers@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 80 comments
Posted by LawrenceSellers@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 80 comments
Emotional_Effect1461@reddit
Calmer than you are dude
R_Similacrumb@reddit
She didn't want to make her father's embezzlement a police matter.
yankeeteabagger@reddit
I was going to eat you on Saturday, I’ll eat you next Wednesday instead. He gonna have a date Wednesday!
Particular-Village91@reddit
You didn’t think she was rolling outta here naked, did you?
analogkid01@reddit
Well she rolled in naked...
analogkid01@reddit
Well she rolled in naked...
jeepster61615@reddit
Dr. Hector ate the bulk of the flutist. Hardly a lightweight...
analogkid01@reddit
I thought it was the oboist.
Because fuck the oboe.
axlgreece5202@reddit
AZ-Sycamore@reddit
It’s a common myth that feminists don’t like firearms
oystercracka@reddit
Whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer to his gat or his strap or his piece
AbruptMango@reddit
You mean sidearm?
RedPhule@reddit
In the parlance of our times .
sharks@reddit
or his bones or clams or whatever you call them
MarkyMarquam@reddit
He was talking about his rug.
sorotomotor@reddit
Do you like cannibalism, Mr. Lebowski? Cannibalism, the eating of human flesh, anthropophagy, do you like it?
AZ-Sycamore@reddit
I was talking about my rug.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
Another zesty enterprise.
temptedshark@reddit
Why is it that I post an actor from TBL acting in another movie and it gets deleted 🤔
solidus0079@reddit
Good chance this one goes too
TroughPisser@reddit
These moderating fucks, thise whole fucking thing!
solidus0079@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man!
TroughPisser@reddit
Fuckin’ A.
solidus0079@reddit
You think the trough pissers did this?
Archie_Flowers@reddit
Waving the fuckin gun around????
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
RossMxx@reddit
Jesus!..
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
You said it man!
Purple_Raccoon_6377@reddit
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey
sorotomotor@reddit
Doctor Lecter and I don't get along. He doesn't approve of my lifestyle, and needless to say, I don't approve of his. However, I hardly wish to make Doctor Lecter's charcuterie gift basket a police matter.
ClayDrinion@reddit
I'll eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti for 1000 bucks
Oldwhitedudist2@reddit
Brant can't eat his own brain, though. Or he has to pay $100.
dhlthecobra@reddit
Brandt can't watch because he got killed by The Tooth Fairy.
gouged_haunches@reddit
Mason Verger. That creep can roll, man.
beefboloney@reddit
You know dude, I myself dabbled in cannibalism at one point. In Nam, of course.
dhlthecobra@reddit
Doctor Lecter draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Starling.
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
Dr Lecter may not be a good man, but he is very thorough….
Vic_Vega_MrB@reddit
Julianne Moore is so great in Hannabil, Magnolia as well.
Kiyae1@reddit
Chowderhead can’t say the words right.
TheDeadEpsteins@reddit
You didn’t think she was rolling out of here naked, did you?
djd565@reddit
She gives a shit about the rules.
custerdome81@reddit
Maude REALLY wants him to see her doctor, who’s a good man, and thorough.
ddust102@reddit
I love this flick
hotsliceofjesus@reddit
She’s calmer than you are.
Several_Dark_7711@reddit
Yeah, waving the fuckin' GUN AROUND!?
bustanut_dabmaster@reddit
Personal_Strike_1055@reddit
She's just trying to feed the monkey!
jeffreytferg@reddit
Better trigger discipline than Walter.
plantain_tent_pesos@reddit
"LOVE ME, JEFFREY"
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
Or I’ll blow your head off.
Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit
Never thought Maude would be such a reactionary.
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
That’s YOUR face, Dude!
Mindless_Log2009@reddit
"Not in a thousand years," she says.
That's my girl.
nysom1227@reddit
Stay away from the Dude's lady friend, Lecter!
nysom1227@reddit
Stay away from the Dude's lady friend, you creepy serial killer!
super_fly@reddit
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Glock.
kimosabeisarealone@reddit
They’re gonna kill that poor woman!
Resident_Elk4014@reddit
Piece? Not "johnson" or "rod"... in the parlance of our times.
CursorTN@reddit
Johnson?
VinnieTheBerzerker69@reddit
What do you need that for, Dude?
CursorTN@reddit
Vagina?
Few-Attorney-4127@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey
sorotomotor@reddit
Do you like cannibalism, Mr. Lebowski? Cannibalism, the eating of human flesh, anthropophagy, do you like it?
JKing519@reddit
I'm just gonna find a cash machine
SirBabiez@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, OP. This is not that Maude. This is a walrus.
p4terfamilias@reddit
Wonderful woman; we're all very fond of her.
MarkyMarquam@reddit
She’s gotta feed the monkey!
AbruptMango@reddit
Manslaughter. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
CaptianBrasiliano@reddit
She is most definitely the perpetrator, not the victim.
forged21@reddit
Is that what this is a picture of?
LawrenceSellers@reddit (OP)
Vagina.
donuttrackme@reddit
Jeffrey can't refuse to love her now.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Real reactionary.
j10359@reddit
Yes, the Little Lechter Achievers, and proud we are of all of them. [fafafafafafafa....]
Angrypoopoh@reddit
Her art is strongly vaginal and her Glock is slightly phallic.
High_Af_Osrs@reddit
This is not a 2nd amendment thing, man.
2wheelsThx@reddit
What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam?
901Soccer@reddit
Wavin' the fucking gun around?!
Temporary-Habit-2528@reddit
Que ridiculo.
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
This isn't 'Nam, Maude, there are rules here