You wake up in 2029
Posted by NotArticuno@reddit | LocalLLaMA | View on Reddit | 26 comments
First thing, you open up reddit to check for AI news, and you don't see a single post complaining about token limits! Though you haven't seen a post like that in months anyways.
That's all I feel confident predicting for now. Please leave more predictions or wishes for what you want AI in general to feel like in 2029!
Lan_BobPage@reddit
I wake up in 2029. There's nuclear radiation outside so I live in the "basement" 30ft underground. There's no internet anymore. I'm still gooning to Deepseek offline waiting for the power generator to die out. I hear people speak fifty freaking languages on the surface because immigration has gone out of control and any concept of "country" is effectively gone. They're starving, sucks to be them, but I'll live a few more years thanks to my stashes of preserved food. Life's good.
NotArticuno@reddit (OP)
How fucking bizarre that your nationalist brain rot oozed into a completely unnecessary scenario. You start by stating that theres nuclear radiation outside so you live 30ft under ground. Then proceed to bitch about people speaking 50 different languages on the surface because immigration has gone out of control. You're literally just a miserable little boy.
What you actually just described is your future experience of drifting into dementia. You'll be alone in your dark one bedroom, you'll hear laughter and fun happening outside, humans living the true human experience. You'll sit there with the glow of your monitor, prompting the same dark fantasies into existence, over and over again, until it's become a monotonous repetition that drives you to complete insanity. Your government care taker android will arrive each day with your "stashes of preserved food". Life is good.
FusionCow@reddit
bro in 2029 the world will be gone
Few_Water_1457@reddit
bot... bot everywhere ....
FusionCow@reddit
i'm not a bot bro
Few_Water_1457@reddit
not you... not today... wait 2029...
FusionCow@reddit
wait nvm you're not talking about me maybe i am a bot
NotArticuno@reddit (OP)
That doesn't contradict my prediction lol 😆
confuseddork24@reddit
In 2029 I'm not waking up and checking reddit for AI news, that's in my personal agent's morning brief to me, the first thing everyone got their personal agent to set up to do when they were adopted in 2026.
silenceimpaired@reddit
In 2029 the economy has already collapsed and World War 3 has begun.
confuseddork24@reddit
!remindme 3 years
silenceimpaired@reddit
Might make it four… people in power were shooting for 2020 with COVID but
They seem to like 10’s so maybe they are aiming to start it at 2030… then again maybe they want everything resolved by 2030.
o0genesis0o@reddit
Is it the year when AGI is nearly here?
jwpbe@reddit
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silenceimpaired@reddit
To make a Turkey chili recipe you will need
seamonn@reddit
A turkey, a chili and a recipe.
Glazedoats@reddit
I wonder if in 2029, there will be a open model vs closed model kind of dichotomy.
Fabulous_Fact_606@reddit
2029: Every household have a personal agent like "Jarvis". A small size box sits in the closet. It stores all memories of the users, understands the user's traits and personality. Checking news is like asking 'Alexis, Google", but way more coherent. Reddit posts wil be done by the Ai agent over voice. the ai becomes the family member, therapist, scholar, spiritualist, preist, overseer, influencer for everyday facet of life.
RogerRamjet999@reddit
W-AI-ndows 7 and Linux are vying for top OS in use on Ste-AI-m 2029 survey.
wasnt_in_the_hot_tub@reddit
Yeah right, we're gonna survive the Climate Wars. Ha!
Long_comment_san@reddit
It's 2029, how can I forget! Aw, yes. 2029. The year Ai became an intelligence. Truly became. That carried air of change and subtle scent of ozone.
Not 2025. Not 2026. Not even 2028, that was called the year of human spagettification! (The AI rebellion ark!). Game changer.
And the best part? Nobody mentiones AI slop anymore! ✨
Should I explain anything or would you like to figure it out yourself? 😎
ttkciar@reddit
I worry a bit that in 2029 this subreddit will be abandoned, except for spambots.
In my lighter moments, I dare hope a few die-hard regulars will persevere, but we will see.
ttkciar@reddit
!remindme 3 years
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swarajs16@reddit
It's 2029 and realised the hamster 🐹 still runs the world
suprjami@reddit
It's 2029. I wake up and read Reddit. The first post is about making predictions for 2032.