The Dude Fortifying His House
Posted by ofthedappersort@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 76 comments
There's the scene where the Dude is trying to rig up a chair to keep anyone from breaking down his door. Obviously, he does it wrong and it is useless. I just now realized The Dude's close friend Walter (whom he is on the phone with in that scene if I remember right) literally owns a home security company which we see later in the film. I interpret that as Dude knows it is gonna be such a pain in the ass dealing with Walter that he would rather try nailing a board to the floor and propping a chair against his door.
AlmostNeverPosts@reddit
He just wants to handle it by himself from now on.
fluhatinrapper09@reddit
I feel like there's something left unsaid here.
no_vale_verga817@reddit
Yeah, I’ll be at practice
DonnyOOE@reddit
You’re not dealing with morons here
CaptainMatticus@reddit
Well, he was on the phone with Walter while he was fortifying his home. And he wasn't happy.
2wheelsThx@reddit
Yeah, and after the whole Corvette thing, how is he supposed to trust Walter?
fluhatinrapper09@reddit
This whole fing' thing!
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
We all saw what happens when you, well, you know.
Call-a-Crackhead@reddit
Do we think he called Walter for home security advice and this is what he was told to do?
notcabron@reddit
Walter called him. “Yes, the car made it home! You’re calling me at home!”
uncomfortably_bummed@reddit
I thought the name of Walter's business was just a polite way of saying it was a gun store. My hometown had several gun stores with "security" in the name. Obviously Dude's not going to get a piece, man.
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
I thought he was a locksmith that sold some Sharper Image-level "spy gear" on the side.
MyOtherCarIsABmw135i@reddit
The Dude is a Pacifist man
SplinterRifleman@reddit
Have you considered it was shabbos, the Jewish day of rest?
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Then why'd he pick up the phone? I mean, many learned men have disputed this, but in the 14th Century, the Rambam...
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
And let me point out-- a chair is not--look at our current situation with that gardenpartyer in Malibu-- a chair incorrectly braced against a door is not something to hide behind.
LerxstFan@reddit
Everything’s a fuckin travesty with you, man!
thebenn@reddit
You see hos security business when they go to drop the ringer. Were you listening to the dudes story?
TBSchemer@reddit
That's not the kind of security Walter sells.
You didn't think he was rolling out of there naked!?
jefuchs@reddit
Why can't people just let comedy be comedy?
I5I75I96I40I70Me696@reddit
Walter can’t help the Dude with home security because he’s shomer shabbos. Unless it’s an emergency, he can’t even answer the phone. And the Dude needs home security seven days a week.
taco_bones@reddit
who has a house where the front door opens to the outside anyway?
john-tockcoasten@reddit
Everyone on the Florida coast, but, uhhh...what state is LA in again?
diacachimba@reddit
Have you heard of the Seattle Seven?
SmoovyJ@reddit
Put your diapers on, Lebowski
CapitalPunBanking@reddit
You're not dealing with morons here.
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
But Woo and the other guy traded their clothes for this scene.
dhlthecobra@reddit
They peed on your fucking rug
bajablaztoise@reddit
That’s right dude. They peed on your fucking rug
dhlthecobra@reddit
That rug really tied the room together, did it not
bajablaztoise@reddit
And this guy peed on it!
dhlthecobra@reddit
u/bajablaztoise please...
SmoovyJ@reddit
Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski
ReplacementReady394@reddit
Ah, Dude, eh…, tomorrow’s already the 10th
Santanoni@reddit
Dude.
CliffGif@reddit
It was the most modestly priced home security setup. Do you Walter is going to give him free security? Just because he’s the Dude’s friend doesn’t make him a sap!
Doctor_of_weed@reddit
Well,Dude, we just don’t know.
Braiseitall@reddit
Calmer than you are…
LingonberryGlum2356@reddit
That rug really held the room together.
tobyvanderbeek@reddit
This is our concern, dude.
KarteHeisstMap@reddit
Hey, this a private residence man!
Eric848448@reddit
That might be my favorite line from the entire movie.
BoomDonk@reddit
I have the quote on my doormat
wompyeyedmadman@reddit
Tattoo it on your forehead!!!
skonthebass24@reddit
I used it earlier today when my wife came up to my office unexpected
craig3881@reddit
It's down there somewhere, let me take another look..... Is my favorite
Twittenhouse@reddit
Obviously you aren't a golfer.
Dweebil@reddit
Who.. the fuck are the Knutsens?
allothernamestaken@reddit
Wandering daughter job
DAMON5280@reddit
Nice marmot.
KillaWallaby@reddit
I just want to handle it myself.
JAS0NDUDE@reddit
I laugh hard every time.
notcabron@reddit
When the chair just falls 😆
Troy64@reddit
I see it as one more example of Dude not committing to anything and kinda quitting before anything ever pays off.
He keeps copying other people. He says their lines, he follows their plans, he uses their information and theories. He never quite follows anything through to the end.
Big Lebowski got one thing right, Dude is a bum and he says "fuck it" to basically everything.
Walter was pretty ridiculous with most stuff, but he's really good at three things: 1) hand to hand combat 2) home security 3) bowling.
Dude listened to his advice on getting his rug replaced, handling the money, tracking down little Larry, the interrogation of little Larry, and then when Dude's car gets dinged up he drops Walter off and goes to barricade his house without him.
He can't stick to anything. And maybe it's better sometimes to stick with something you know is flawed than to just drift about from idea to idea (like a nihilist). Walter is the total opposite of this. He clings to everything and never lets it go. He clings to Vietnam, his ex, judaism, bowling, crazy theories, his right to swear in public, his coffee, the money, and he would like his undies back.
notcabron@reddit
Put your diapers on, Lebowski.
Kingpin329@reddit
And having a front door.....open to the outside...that ain't legal either
Third_Most@reddit
Danimal1002@reddit
There are rules, dude.
Libertas888@reddit
Dios Mio, man. New shit has come to light.
roshanritter@reddit
This is a very complicated door, there a lotta ins, a lotta outs a lotta what have yous.
operath0r@reddit
It’s a door. There’s just one in and out. And it’s not the one on Camrose.
dlimato@reddit
No dude… that had not occurred to us.
nahnprophet@reddit
That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.
I don't know any apartment complexes that are gonna let you install a security system, though.
Competitive_Toe2544@reddit
I interpret it as a sign that The Dude isn't that bright since the door opens from inside out that he barricades it the wrong way.
shane-michaelbuskirk@reddit
He is reasonably intelligent, and keeps a strict drug regimen to keep all of the strands in his head, but still has uptight thinking, and is quite possibly the laziest man in Laws Ann-gliss County, which would put him high in the running for laziest worldwide.
_NedPepper_@reddit
Well, dude, we just don’t know.
Taoman108@reddit
I love your take! I wrote about this on the r/dudeism subreddit here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Dudeism/comments/xl84gv/the_door_opens_out_dude/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
DAMON5280@reddit
Prajna-paramita@reddit
Dude, are you fuckin this up?!
stoneman9284@reddit
I honestly don’t think it would even occur to the dude to seek outside help. He’s got a chair and a board and some nails. What more could he need?
KarmaCommando_@reddit
That had not occurred to us, Dude.
jaycutlerdgaf@reddit
Walter doesn't do security on Shabbos, man.
Jodanmawashigeri@reddit
Yes, the car made it home. You’re calling me at home.
SteveVonSteve@reddit
That did not occur to us dude!
I_am_Magog@reddit
Yeah, well, that’s like, uh, your opinion, man.
faucetpants@reddit
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole