I regret to inform you that Casper is old.

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Aggravating-Alarm-16@reddit

Since you hurt me, I'm hurting you.

Stifflers mom was 38 in the first American Pie

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BrvoChrlie@reddit

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FergalCadogan@reddit

The day we were born is closer to WWII than it is to today.

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lizzypgoyanks@reddit

Evil!

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lizzypgoyanks@reddit

Is that even true? Can’t be true. Just so you know, World War II was in black & white, so it just feels impossible…. Admittedly, I am pretty bad at math, and very skilled at denial.

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Negative-Wrap95@reddit

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SnooMarzipans5706@reddit

Now that was uncalled for.

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porkpie1028@reddit

And I’m gonna rehurt you. Kevin Spacey was 39 when they filmed American Beauty.

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wxguy215@reddit

That one bugs me more.

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kryonik@reddit

John Ashton was 35 when filming Beverly Hills Cop. If you don't remember the name, he was the mustachioed, balding police chief.

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BasvanS@reddit

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Expensive-Review472@reddit

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Revolutionary-Ad3648@reddit

Idk how that hurts anyone on Earth unless those people are Spacey sympathizers. Did we find Spacey's ghost account?

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porkpie1028@reddit

Maybe the fact that the character is literally having a midlife crisis and he’s about 5 years younger than us xennials are now. Do you usually hear the sound of air moving over your head, you weirdo?

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Aggravating-Alarm-16@reddit

Well played

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Auyan@reddit

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dewihafta@reddit

Fuuuuu…

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fractiouscatburglar@reddit

You are a mean person! I’m older than Stiffler’s mom?!?! Dafuq!

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glasswindbreaker@reddit

Now that I’ve reached that age I cannot fathom coming on to teenagers - hell any guy under 30 is not on my radar. The whole Mrs Robinson trope squicks me out.

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SqualidSquirtle22@reddit

Gay and same. I get 20 year olds calling me daddy on the apps and I'm like NOPE. I'm child free bitch.

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potatopigflop@reddit

I WASNT INVOLVED IN THIS. This is a stray bullet in my heart

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The_Best_Yak_Ever@reddit

Oh god… that’s not true! That’s impossible!!

*runs away crying *

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UbiquitousBot@reddit

Bisexual panic

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AshDogBucket@reddit

100% 🩷💜💙

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Ok_SysAdmin@reddit

And she is still hot

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AshDogBucket@reddit

They both seriously are.

People talk all the time about The Mummy being their bisexual awakening but my young self thought both these 2 were very attractive.

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Jacgaur@reddit

I was thinking the same for casper.

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AshDogBucket@reddit

OMG DEVON SAWA IS AGING LIKE FINE WINE 😍😍😍

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sarcasmo818@reddit

Casper still hot tho 🔥

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Ok-Worldliness2161@reddit

I’d still do him

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sarcasmo818@reddit

Uhh 💯

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YourOwnPunkyBrewster@reddit

I remember in the theater as the movie revealed Casper as he was when alive, and all the girls just gasping in delight (me included)😅 Definitely up there on my list of tween crushes

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HeyPrettyLadyMaam@reddit

Casper will always be hot. I still dream of the day he's dancing with me.

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boyalien0@reddit

Ricci still lookin like a snack

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Dear-Discussion2841@reddit

Please tell me you are at least loosely aware of her current role in Yellowjackets... "Snack" OMG. 😂

Also YES I love her and she looks fantastic!

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ronchee1@reddit

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Disastrous-Bee-1557@reddit

Jessica Alba standing off to the side like “Dude, I liked you even after your hand tried to kill me!”

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SpaceLemur34@reddit

I'm just now learning that Casper was in Idle Hands.

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Secure_Bed_9110@reddit

And Final Destination.

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bakerstreetrat@reddit

And the Chucky TV series

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Professional-Head83@reddit

And Stan.

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Secure_Bed_9110@reddit

And 'Now & Then'.

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Got_no_pants@reddit

This made me laugh so hard!

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VA1N@reddit

At least he’s not dead and a ghost.

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ShortBrownAndUgly@reddit

She’s damn good in yellowjackets

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LemurCat04@reddit

God, the first season of that show was so good. It’s been so bad since then but she’s fantastic.

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ineffable_my_dear@reddit

Yeah, it really fell off, but I love Christina and Melanie enough to stay with it.

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GutsAndBlackStufff@reddit

Her character reminds me of Marcy Darcy

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WendyPortledge@reddit

Man, none of my crushes aged well..

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RanklesTheOtter@reddit

Casper, one of the movies that furthered my love for Bill Pullman followed the year later, by being the best President in Independence Day.

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UsedOnlyTwice@reddit

Lake Placid!

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illinoishokie@reddit

I do not regret to inform you that Christina Ricci is still a smoke show and is aging like a bottle of Château Pétrus.

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maritimursus@reddit

My first crush

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Durakus@reddit

If getting old looks like that. Hell yeah.

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BornTry5923@reddit

I used to be crazy for JTT, but not Devon Sawa. I would get irritated he was always in those teen magazines and so I would call him 'Devon Sawa loser in the Mirror'.

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