Ketchup and shaker cheese on white bread
Posted by aLamprey@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 67 comments
I’ll go grocery shopping this weekend
Posted by aLamprey@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 67 comments
I’ll go grocery shopping this weekend
bokehtoast@reddit
It's basically pasta
aLamprey@reddit (OP)
I saw a chicken parm sandwich last night that inspired this. Just add chicken!
PedestrianMale@reddit
Only if it's sliced from a loaf (mechanically separated for me please).
Honest-Reflection667@reddit
Pizza
ToadGlobal@reddit
This is actually one of the most disgusting looking foods I’ve seen on this sub. Congrats.
Hawntir@reddit
American Bruschetta
bet69@reddit
💀
cltncrts@reddit
Yes, thank you first time I laughed all day
Novel_Angle7212@reddit
High praise on a sub where people have posted some truly unforgivable things
aLamprey@reddit (OP)
KrabbyBoiz@reddit
Substitute some hot sauce and that’s a go to snack for me when I have sourdough.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Canelosaurio@reddit
The worst wish sandwich I've ever seen.
All_Hail_Hynotoad@reddit
Now we’re talking
TrainingFilm4296@reddit
There is not enough weed in the world...
Capable_Culture_7344@reddit
Enjoy your pizza!
Pokari_Davaham@reddit
Somewhere an Italian is crying and doesn't know why.
Honest-Reflection667@reddit
👨🍳italy'
PizzaForTheSoul@reddit
Tip: Toast the bread and smush it flat. Add a little basil, oregano & garlic powder to the ketchup & cheese. Voila... instant pizza!
dobi425@reddit
Dear lord, you're giving me flashbacks to when I was a kid and my older brother would make ketchup and cheese sandwiches. Needless to say I learned to make easy mac and cup noodles at a young age.
thecomputersighed@reddit
my breakfast this morning was ketchup and cheddar cheese on multigrain ¯_(ツ)_/¯ it’s the good bits of a burger (pickles elevate it more, love a pickle and ketchup sandwich) and super easy & tasty. shaker cheese is probably not rich or flavorful enough to hold up to ketchup though
Zuper_Dragon@reddit
At least toast the bread you monster.
Fearless_March_1791@reddit
ahh classic combo lol, gotta love the simple meals. white bread really hits different with that ketchup… hope you find some good stuff this weekend
Rapking@reddit
You mean Parmesan?
aLamprey@reddit (OP)
Yeah, but not the nice kind that you shave with a grater, the cheap kind from a plastic bottle
mwlepore@reddit
Gob Bluth meal.
CashgrassorNopass@reddit
True definition of the wish ya sandwich
Narrow_String_4831@reddit
Jaytrox7893@reddit
Hope things turn around for you
retecsin@reddit
Wholesome
Zilla_69_@reddit
What in the social housing, benefit claiming shit is that!
bro0t@reddit
Come on bro, at least toast the bread
matnerlander@reddit
Oh youre poor poor
aLamprey@reddit (OP)
Spent my last $2k on a bankruptcy lawyer BUT once this is all said and done I won’t have to eat like this anymore
matnerlander@reddit
Good for you! Also im not judging I’ve needed the food bank recently and once in college loved off cheese and mayo sandwiches
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
Jarmesaen
Scribble_Box@reddit
~~Chicken~~ Ketchup Jarmrsaen. Mmmm
WhatAcheHunt@reddit
Jarlic’s slow Italian cousin
NSWPCanIntoSpace@reddit
Honestly not the worst, my guilty pleasure is a piece of toast with mild cheese and ketchup.
I always get comment on that combo, but my defense is always "Ever had a burger?"
diescheide@reddit
I call it sprinkle cheese. Always fun seeing different names for the same product.
RAWcone@reddit
Fuck this
kingloptr@reddit
This is so sad it made me slightly angry
Alreaddy_reddit@reddit
You win this sub
miraculousgloomball@reddit
Know what? Bet it was tasty.
Also for anyone that doesn't know what shaker cheese is it's just parmesan, which is dry so doesn't go bad nearly as easy as most cheeses. It's super convenient
jmanly3@reddit
I’ve seen some shit, but my god…
FrancisCGraf@reddit
Rodrat@reddit
The very definition of shitty. This should be the image example in the dictionary
Easy_Growth_5533@reddit
Good lord, this is desperate for a Tuesday before a shopping weekend. Can you get a can of tuna at the dollar store?
aLamprey@reddit (OP)
I work in a restaurant from today until the weekend so I’ll be able to snag some rice and other bits and bobs to get me to the weekend
CorrectMulberry994@reddit
You should post it in r/strugglemeals
Easy_Growth_5533@reddit
Ok, I was a little worried for you. I worked in a restaurant for a few years. It was brutal but one if the upsides was having food around 😊
Plane-Fan9006@reddit
Shaker cheese?
basement-fan@reddit
Love it. Next to zero effort, couldn't even smear the ketchup
K1rk0npolttaja@reddit
atleast spread the ketchup damn
Katfight1@reddit
Oh Ick, that powdered parmesan smells like spew 🤢
NeuroHazard-88@reddit
You didn’t even spread it properly you lazy bum.
elspotto@reddit
Can’t be any worse than the chef boyardee pizza kits back in the 70s. Ok, maybe it can be.
lomeinfiend@reddit
you couldnt even spread it out man???
K1NG_Realve@reddit
And it’s the end of the bread too 🫣
Endless_Winn@reddit
Could have at least toasted the bread.
retecsin@reddit
If sadness was a food
MammothPenguin69@reddit
The pinnacle of British cuisine.
Powerful_Concert9474@reddit
No.
Badgerfest@reddit
No.
PureYouth@reddit
“Shaker cheese” ohhh wow
SudhaTheHill@reddit
Melted gummy candy and dandruff
Foxata@reddit
I'd rather starve than eat this.