What if talking too much had the same effect as eating too much?
Posted by afungalmirror@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 20 comments
Think of saying words being like eating calories. Say too many, and you get fat; speak a health amount, and you stay a healthy weight.
megadea@reddit
Auctioneers would get fat in matter of seconds
mothwhimsy@reddit
I'd be so skinny
StrainEmergency9745@reddit
what?
afungalmirror@reddit (OP)
What?
jaspersgroove@reddit
I mean either way, the person is probably full of shit, so….
-RainbowUnicornPoop@reddit
I know a lot of people who would become morbidly obese very quickly
poozemusings@reddit
Write a short story with that as the idea
afungalmirror@reddit (OP)
Another version of the idea: when you're sleep deprived, there's a kind of floating ball of flesh and fat that follows you around. The more sleep deprived you are, the larger the fat ball. Once you've caught up on sleep, it shrinks out of view. This is my idea. You can't have it.
itsnobigthing@reddit
What if watching too much porn did? Haha
TomatoCan420-2@reddit
just speak in reverse, now it is wordorexia
PaganMastery@reddit
If you don't say much at all, do you starve to death??
afungalmirror@reddit (OP)
You have to eat your words
Device420@reddit
There would be no more Karen's to make fun of. They would all explode.
XROOR@reddit
What if you’re talking about eating?
Bananaramajama420@reddit
Then I'd be on "My 600lb Life"
Excidiar@reddit
My matchstick thin aunt would top Manuel Uribe.
jeffmc81@reddit
It does
MagicalSausage@reddit
I know a few people whose BMIs would be shooting up
AlleywayGlow@reddit
Libraries would double as fitness centers for being too silent.
Benjiyanyi@reddit
Then I would only be friends with very thin people. If I cannot see your ribcage I cannot be friends with you