John Goodman’s looking great! Photo taken April 2026.
Posted by Captain_Wisconsin@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 228 comments
Posted by Captain_Wisconsin@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 228 comments
skyway_walker_612@reddit
You know I too dabbled in ozempic...not in 'nam of course.
MaxKevinComedy@reddit
This was a valued uhhh GLP-1
Yardsale420@reddit
Everything's a fuckin' diet fad with you, man! And what was all that shit about intermittent fasting? What the *fuck* has anything got to do with intermittent fasting?
Technical_Comb4371@reddit
Phone’s ringing, Dude.
CidCrisis@reddit
Thank you, Donnie
ElReydelTacos@reddit
Thinner than you are.
Rdubya44@reddit
I can't finish this coffee
DoctorEnn@reddit
Well, there isn’t a literal connection Dude.
allothernamestaken@reddit
Well there isn't a literal connection, dude.
CaptNorm2239@reddit
I genuinely lol’d at this, thank you!
Necessary-Sock7075@reddit
Shut up Donny
DrPat1967@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny, you’re out of your element!
Giovannis_Pikachu@reddit
Mark it at ZERO!
Waste_Extent_8414@reddit
And this guys takin’ it
RedPhule@reddit
Donnie, please..
Straight-Base180@reddit
You're out of your element
Burnt_and_Blistered@reddit
(He had weight loss surgery. And it probably added years to his life)
sorotomotor@reddit
It's goodman knowin' he's out there, takin' 'er easy for all us slimmers.
sumiredabestgirl@reddit
Is this your ozempic Larry ?
Libertas888@reddit
7-9 years of beautiful trials, from Oprah to Serena Williams, you’re God damn right I’m injecting Ozempic!
diacachimba@reddit
I'm staying. Finishing my dose.
Rdubya44@reddit
He has health issues
sumiredabestgirl@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny , you are out of shape
Gym_Dom@reddit
We know it’s his fuckin’ Ozempic, Walter. Where’s the waistline, you little brat?
sumiredabestgirl@reddit
Jackie Treehorn treats Ozempic as weight loss . He is crazy !
TakingItPeasy@reddit
TrainwreckTrials@reddit
You're killing your father Larry 👿
Live-Pea4081@reddit
Man he has been losing weight for 20 years. Look at him in kevin smiths red state thats when it really started.
dirtymike401@reddit
He also quit drinking. Apparently was a pretty serious alcoholic.
EnjiemaBenjie@reddit
Type 2 Diabetes, worthy fucking adversary.
Upbeat_Turnover9253@reddit
Bulk of the amputations, dude
Vyzantinist@reddit
What are you, a fuckin dietitian now?
CampSubject9176@reddit
It’s the Yoga, Dude!
Waste_Extent_8414@reddit
Think he’s got room for one more?
Mustaaaaaaaaaaaarrd@reddit
Perfect post. No notes.
Chinaski1979@reddit
SHOMER SHABBOS!
Optimal_Respect_2935@reddit
Am I crazy for thinking he looked healthier as a bigger guy?
Little_Bookkeeper381@reddit
yes. that picture isn't great, this is more reasonable
Little_Bookkeeper381@reddit
this is the before, when he was decades younger.
one of those looks like they're gonna make it to their 80s, and the other looks like they're a speedball away from a tmz breaking news memorial
TroughPisser@reddit
You mean when he was younger?
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
He’s fragile, very fragile
(No, seriously, is he ok?)
Captain_Wisconsin@reddit (OP)
He’s 73 years old, a recovering alcoholic, and dropped over 200 lbs. I think he looks pretty great.
brenttoastalive@reddit
A bunch of un-achievers in the comments are talking about Ozempie but he was losing weight for the last 10 years. AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR
Little_Bookkeeper381@reddit
and so what if he used it
at his age, that weight leads to serious complications (or worse). any long term effects of glp1 aren't going to affect him, anyways.
Rdubya44@reddit
These rich fucks! This whole fuckin thing! They have access to drugs we can't access so that this strumpet can waltz around town losing weight
Phimstone@reddit
I’ve read about 100 comments just to find out if that’s really him, like no joke, actual John fucking Goodman. Fuckin A man, good stuff. Before HBO removed it i was watching Treme where he acts in. And i saw 10 Cloverfield lane about 2 weeks ago. Wow..!!
NFT_Artist_@reddit
Fuck they removed that? Is the wire next? Is there no end to this madness?
TheBibbinator@reddit
It’s still available. I have no idea what OP is talking about.
Phimstone@reddit
They removed it a couple months ago in my country, the Netherlands.
CarberHotdogVac@reddit
Does he still write?
KarlPHungus@reddit
Well.....yeah.
T-K101@reddit
He would probably be dead by now if not of this weight loss.
He’s ok.
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
I take comfort in that. Knowing John Goodman is out there, taking ‘er easy for us sinners
Libertas888@reddit
I could have introduced him to Ozempic for all I know.
slr242@reddit
calmer than you are.
YugoReventlov@reddit
Jesus
TLstewart@reddit
This isn’t Ozempic, there are rules!
dottegirl59@reddit
I miss fat John
King_of_the_Dot@reddit
I dont mean to sound rude here, but he definitely doesnt look good. He looks actually underweight.
Wavy_Grandpa@reddit
He’s normal weight. Your idea of normal is skewed from the amount of unhealthy fat people around you
King_of_the_Dot@reddit
Um, no. Not at all. Im underweight myself.
Tom_W_BombDill@reddit
shoresy99@reddit
He's less than half the man he used to be.
Dazzling-Ad-8639@reddit
Repulsive_Aside_4122@reddit
Somer Fucking Shamos!
duke_awapuhi@reddit
I always think celebrities who lose weight look creepy afterwards
HeavyMetalRN1974@reddit
Theodore Herzl state of Israel. If you will it, it is no dream.
maksgee@reddit
Far fking out man
dresbach2@reddit
Many learned men have disputed this.
Guardian_Heffaay@reddit
You’re way out of your element here Donny.
Aggravating-Fee-1615@reddit
Anthropomorphotic@reddit
Obesity... Worthy fuckin adversary.
First-Yogurtcloset38@reddit
I thought Tony Hawk got older for a sec.
adamfrom1980s@reddit
Damn, not sure who that insults more lol
AbeLaney@reddit
He looks deflated. Fat isn't necessarily unhealthy.
FarmAcceptable4649@reddit
Woahhhh
prettybluefoxes@reddit
Looks ill.
cenosillicaphobiac@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element.
What specifically about him looks "ill"?
Glittering-Buy4227@reddit
Wow..that's quite the transformation!!
Pitiful-North-2781@reddit
If you will it, it is no dream.
(*) wearing high-waisted jeans in your autumn years
No-Muscle1283@reddit
Man is it just me or did he look better w a little weight on him. Still awesome, but some people look better heavier. Grown men do cry
Gornman@reddit
You see what happens Larry?!? You see what happens when you inject Ozzempic in the assss!?!
hotwheeljunkie@reddit
Lmfao
IngenuityStunning755@reddit
If you will it dude, it is no dream
patsully98@reddit
Fuck's that?
peanut_butter_zen@reddit
Theodore Herzl
SeaBag8211@reddit
I want his gold Breckinridge ass out of my beach community
fantumn@reddit
Gold-bricking, what is Breckenridge?
kenatogo@reddit
Its a ski town in Colorado. Were you listening to the Dude's story?
fantumn@reddit
No it was the chief of police of Malibu, real reactionary.
_herenorthere66@reddit
I am the walrus.
702PoGoHunter@reddit
His hands tell a different story.
Vic_Vega_MrB@reddit
If he's healthy. God bless him.. but anybody else think differently? He looks so much better fat.
Wavy_Grandpa@reddit
No he doesn’t. Your idea of healthy is incorrectly skewed from the sheer amount of fat people around you
icybowler3442@reddit
He looks weird, but if he’s healthier and we get to hang onto him longer, it’s totally worth it.
Scr00geMcCuck@reddit
Agreed. We also have to remember that we’re more used to seeing him one way, so slim Goodman’s gonna look weird regardless
supportmanteau-971@reddit
Thinner than you.
eajags@reddit
Is he...does he still act?
deadlyspoons@reddit
You could have lived the rest of your life in blissful ignorance and died a happy pansexual imp, but you wanted to feel power this year. Well now you’re gonna feel MY power as it surges downward from me straight through you from nostril to rectum until the end of time. And. That’s. Wassup.
deadlyspoons@reddit
https://youtu.be/R7BJuNlGCZ0?si=BfkB2A04s-msrH1B
Coattail-Rider@reddit
These Donnys are downvoting you but I appreciate the quote, Vice Dean.
AggravatingDress746@reddit
icybowler3442@reddit
I forgot everything you said before “rectum.”
KarlPHungus@reddit
No he has health problem.
Drumblebee@reddit
Pilar?
peanut_butter_zen@reddit
The man is here!
-ratmeat-@reddit
These man is the police!
underpanttrousers@reddit
Oh no ma'am, we didn't want to give the impression that he is an actor exactly.
emcdubos@reddit
Just saw him in Chili Finger. That movie was great!! Perfect for any Lebowski fan
Karl_00_Hungus@reddit
No, he’s a park ranger now.
OliverKitsch@reddit
Oh yes. He doesn’t have health problems.
nithdurr@reddit
New stuff has come to light
SirKermit@reddit
Exactly a lightweight.
Individual_Plan_2667@reddit
Freebasing ozempic
AckerHerron@reddit
Also, Dude, "Ozempic" is not the preferred nomenclature. Semaglutide, please.
RevolutionaryKey8565@reddit
We are not talking about the glp 1s that built the railroads
Pipernation4@reddit
What the FUCK are you talking about?
jdsupreme412@reddit
The glp 1's are not the issue here dude
So-Called_Lunatic@reddit
You think the GLP-1's did this?
geko29@reddit
Either that or the Nihilists.
aliensuitcase3000@reddit
Over the line Smokey!
Krispykid54@reddit
But he wudden over.
-ratmeat-@reddit
WTF are you talking about!
HotGarbageBot@reddit
Smegma-lattitude
galaxygrey@reddit
What are we splitting hairs here?
realitystreet@reddit
Am I wrong?
byrobot@reddit
He’s converging with Tony Hawk somehow
ProjectManageMint@reddit
Donnie sure has gained some weight there.
LazorusGrimm@reddit
Did we all forget he was the original Yellow M&M in the 90s?
Toes_In_The_Soil@reddit
Did you ask him if he ever fucked a stranger in the ass?
NoShortsDon@reddit
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos. I dont drive, I dont turn on the oven, I dont eat for 300 days...
DarkPolumbo@reddit
He looks like one of Imperfect Cell's victims before the Z fighters caught him
thuanjinkee@reddit
What did he do with all the extra skin?
KennyFulgencio@reddit
it's tucked away in there
vegasghost@reddit
IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK LARRY?
SnakePlissken1980@reddit
I I don't know about that wardrobe though. Tie dye t-shirt tucked into some belted jeans? Only Phil Lesh could pull something like that off.
leesharon1985@reddit
Holy hell!
SimpleWorld6611@reddit
He looks like a scarecrow!
Beginning_Bit6185@reddit
He’s like that California raisin that had the dyed blonde hair. Total legend also
LaughingPlanet@reddit
Your sweatshirt is covered in stains. You don't go out looking for a job like that, on a weekday?
cassimiro04@reddit
"Are you employed, sir..."
Darkhelmet3000@reddit
Employed?
ScrambyEggs79@reddit
Is it...what day is this?
j10359@reddit
And a good day to you Sir!
sumiredabestgirl@reddit
Slimmer than you are
Style-Tough@reddit
For sure
Korplem@reddit
Bulk of the series, dude.
spock2thefuture@reddit
Damn I'm fatter than John Goodman.
Bar-Tailed_Godwit@reddit
I miss regular size Goodman
Dangeresque2015@reddit
That's not John Goodman. No effing way.
SupermouseDeadmouse@reddit
Ozempic got the bulk of Walter
OurHouse20@reddit
I told that kraut a fuckin' thousand times
thaskell300@reddit
Are you sure that's not Jim Goldman?
thaskell300@reddit
If his belt gets any higher, Clint Eastwood is going to have words with him.
lessni@reddit
What are those 👞 ???
Tank-Pilot74@reddit
Welp, it’s all water under the bridge now…
heyitsmemaya@reddit
Has the whole world gone FŨĆĶǏŃĞ CRAZYYYYY!?!?
DubLParaDidL@reddit
Am I the only one around here THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!
TequilaAndWeed@reddit
Snooterbooters@reddit
That's not John goodman that's Kate Moss
sungo8@reddit
Wearing a truck stop tie dye tucked into mom jeans with a JCPenny weave belt? Sure, looking real great!
Current-Historian-34@reddit
Where’s the rest of him?
Far_Out_6and_2@reddit
He lost it
Bottle_Major@reddit
And he still dresses in his Dan Connor flannels apparently.
reptiliansentinel@reddit
I used to see him at Langenstein's in Metairie. He regularly dressed like Walter. Fishing vest and aviators. He'd be driving around a caddy or town car / old man cruiser, with a cigar, in full Walter get-up. So awesome.
TomatilloAccurate475@reddit
Is that near the In-N-Out Burger on Camrose?
MechanicalTurkish@reddit
Those are good burgers
TakingItPeasy@reddit
ToeTagTic@reddit
Live long Mr Goodman. Stay the fuck out of the news, too
ElectricMilk426@reddit
All I have to say is: Good for him.
AM I WRONG?!
AvatarUDFA@reddit
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you meet a stranger in April of 2026?
mastermindxs@reddit
Wtf joo doing mang! I juss bought dis fuckeen calendar lass week!
Boz747@reddit
He’s on Ozempic dude?
Strange-Bottle-9791@reddit
In his case ozempic prolly saved his life at this age. Good for him. Hope he’s loud as ever
Gusano13@reddit
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?!?!?!?
TrainwreckTrials@reddit
When you shoot as stranger in the ass with Ozempic!
nick_valdo@reddit
And thorough…
russellphotographer@reddit
“He looks like a fucking loser.” - Woo
botejohn@reddit
We are both huge fans
The_Dude_Abides908@reddit
He’s gonna need new undies
Libertas888@reddit
The whites.
bjorn2bwild@reddit
Good for him. Hopefully it'll keep him healthier and around with quality of life for a long time
Libertas888@reddit
And a good day to you sir
cletus1986@reddit
Eitz chayim hi, dude, as the ex used to say
vhmike@reddit
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski?
cletus1986@reddit
What exactly is the problem?
stuffbehindthepool@reddit
amazing line.
StarWarsMonopoly@reddit
Ah, the problem is...
What do you mean what's the...
There was no...
We didn't uh...
They're gonna kill that poor woman, man!!!
Snts6678@reddit
Ahhhh, the goooood old Ozempic.
EyesLikeBuscemi@reddit
Did you forget the /s?
IcarusForPrez@reddit
I dunno man he looks a little light in the pajamas.
merkaba_462@reddit
Someone get this man a kugel for Shabbos, please. I'll do it. Just tell me what kind and where to bring it. I'll even bake a challah and some babka.
vtown212@reddit
I think he got what al broker got
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
He’s a Goodman, and thorough.
PapayaGood8527@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣 fantastic
nonstopflux@reddit
ZombieLibrarian@reddit
Well that’s just like, your opinion man.
mustashfighthouse@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
OVER THE LINE! (literally)
AffectionateCap435@reddit
It’s a league game, Johnny
sorriso_pontual@reddit
MARK IT ZERO
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
You were over the line, John. That's a foul.
Confusionitus@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
thefruitsofzellman@reddit
Jesus.
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
You said it man.
CourtingBoredom@reddit
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Pleasant-Course-4661@reddit
Obviously he’s not a golfer
mechanicalAI@reddit
I hate it.
Junior_Passenger_847@reddit
Think about it Tone...
ChicagoDash@reddit
Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist.
DudeWouldGo@reddit
patronizingperv@reddit
Jesus.
S3xyhom3d3pot@reddit
Not exactly a heavyweight
Mindless_Log2009@reddit
Feels Goodman.
KarmaCommando_@reddit
Those rich fucks!
CursorTN@reddit
“If you will it, it is no dream!”
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Walter, is this one of those Vietnamese orphans?
Odd-Adagio7080@reddit
Wearing a Dead shirt!
UnMonsieurTriste@reddit
In the middle of the day? ARE YOU EMPLOYED, SIR?!
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
Walter to the scale..
OpusCroakus1@reddit
Over the line!!!
Turbulent_Ad9508@reddit
Bulk of the Ozempic
legalbeagle66@reddit
And I fucking hate the cowbells, man!
eajags@reddit
Sir, I just wanted to say that we're both, on a personal level, really enormous fans
Aspieinblack1986@reddit
stoneman9284@reddit
Are you like a college soccer coach?
Giduwa@reddit
Yeah, well…you know that’s just like, your opinion man.
edmechem@reddit
Get your kicks, on Route 66 ✨