John Goodman’s looking great! Photo taken April 2026.

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skyway_walker_612@reddit

You know I too dabbled in ozempic...not in 'nam of course.

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Yardsale420@reddit

Everything's a fuckin' diet fad with you, man! And what was all that shit about intermittent fasting? What the *fuck* has anything got to do with intermittent fasting?

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DoctorEnn@reddit

Well, there isn’t a literal connection Dude.

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allothernamestaken@reddit

Well there isn't a literal connection, dude.

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CaptNorm2239@reddit

I genuinely lol’d at this, thank you!

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DrPat1967@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donny, you’re out of your element!

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Burnt_and_Blistered@reddit

(He had weight loss surgery. And it probably added years to his life)

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sorotomotor@reddit

It's goodman knowin' he's out there, takin' 'er easy for all us slimmers.

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Libertas888@reddit

7-9 years of beautiful trials, from Oprah to Serena Williams, you’re God damn right I’m injecting Ozempic!

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sumiredabestgirl@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donny , you are out of shape

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Gym_Dom@reddit

We know it’s his fuckin’ Ozempic, Walter. Where’s the waistline, you little brat?

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sumiredabestgirl@reddit

Jackie Treehorn treats Ozempic as weight loss . He is crazy !

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Live-Pea4081@reddit

Man he has been losing weight for 20 years. Look at him in kevin smiths red state thats when it really started.

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dirtymike401@reddit

He also quit drinking. Apparently was a pretty serious alcoholic.

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EnjiemaBenjie@reddit

Type 2 Diabetes, worthy fucking adversary.

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Vyzantinist@reddit

What are you, a fuckin dietitian now?

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Optimal_Respect_2935@reddit

Am I crazy for thinking he looked healthier as a bigger guy?

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Little_Bookkeeper381@reddit

yes. that picture isn't great, this is more reasonable

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Little_Bookkeeper381@reddit

this is the before, when he was decades younger.

one of those looks like they're gonna make it to their 80s, and the other looks like they're a speedball away from a tmz breaking news memorial

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Remarkable_Major7710@reddit

He’s fragile, very fragile

(No, seriously, is he ok?)

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Captain_Wisconsin@reddit (OP)

He’s 73 years old, a recovering alcoholic, and dropped over 200 lbs. I think he looks pretty great.

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brenttoastalive@reddit

A bunch of un-achievers in the comments are talking about Ozempie but he was losing weight for the last 10 years. AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR

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Little_Bookkeeper381@reddit

and so what if he used it

at his age, that weight leads to serious complications (or worse). any long term effects of glp1 aren't going to affect him, anyways.

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Rdubya44@reddit

These rich fucks! This whole fuckin thing! They have access to drugs we can't access so that this strumpet can waltz around town losing weight

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I’ve read about 100 comments just to find out if that’s really him, like no joke, actual John fucking Goodman. Fuckin A man, good stuff. Before HBO removed it i was watching Treme where he acts in. And i saw 10 Cloverfield lane about 2 weeks ago. Wow..!!

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NFT_Artist_@reddit

Fuck they removed that? Is the wire next? Is there no end to this madness?

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TheBibbinator@reddit

It’s still available. I have no idea what OP is talking about.

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Phimstone@reddit

They removed it a couple months ago in my country, the Netherlands.

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CarberHotdogVac@reddit

Does he still write?

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KarlPHungus@reddit

Well.....yeah.

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T-K101@reddit

He would probably be dead by now if not of this weight loss.

He’s ok.

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Remarkable_Major7710@reddit

I take comfort in that. Knowing John Goodman is out there, taking ‘er easy for us sinners

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Libertas888@reddit

I could have introduced him to Ozempic for all I know.

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slr242@reddit

calmer than you are.

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YugoReventlov@reddit

Jesus

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TLstewart@reddit

This isn’t Ozempic, there are rules!

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dottegirl59@reddit

I miss fat John

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King_of_the_Dot@reddit

I dont mean to sound rude here, but he definitely doesnt look good. He looks actually underweight.

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Wavy_Grandpa@reddit

He’s normal weight. Your idea of normal is skewed from the amount of unhealthy fat people around you

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King_of_the_Dot@reddit

Um, no. Not at all. Im underweight myself.

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Tom_W_BombDill@reddit

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shoresy99@reddit

He's less than half the man he used to be.

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Dazzling-Ad-8639@reddit

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Repulsive_Aside_4122@reddit

Somer Fucking Shamos!

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duke_awapuhi@reddit

I always think celebrities who lose weight look creepy afterwards

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HeavyMetalRN1974@reddit

Theodore Herzl state of Israel. If you will it, it is no dream.

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maksgee@reddit

Far fking out man

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dresbach2@reddit

Many learned men have disputed this.

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Guardian_Heffaay@reddit

You’re way out of your element here Donny.

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Aggravating-Fee-1615@reddit

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Anthropomorphotic@reddit

Obesity... Worthy fuckin adversary.

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First-Yogurtcloset38@reddit

I thought Tony Hawk got older for a sec.

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adamfrom1980s@reddit

Damn, not sure who that insults more lol

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AbeLaney@reddit

He looks deflated. Fat isn't necessarily unhealthy.

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FarmAcceptable4649@reddit

Woahhhh

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prettybluefoxes@reddit

Looks ill.

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cenosillicaphobiac@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element.

What specifically about him looks "ill"?

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Glittering-Buy4227@reddit

Wow..that's quite the transformation!!

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Pitiful-North-2781@reddit

If you will it, it is no dream.

(*) wearing high-waisted jeans in your autumn years

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No-Muscle1283@reddit

Man is it just me or did he look better w a little weight on him. Still awesome, but some people look better heavier. Grown men do cry

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Gornman@reddit

You see what happens Larry?!? You see what happens when you inject Ozzempic in the assss!?!

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hotwheeljunkie@reddit

Lmfao

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IngenuityStunning755@reddit

If you will it dude, it is no dream

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patsully98@reddit

Fuck's that?

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peanut_butter_zen@reddit

Theodore Herzl

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SeaBag8211@reddit

I want his gold Breckinridge ass out of my beach community

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fantumn@reddit

Gold-bricking, what is Breckenridge?

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kenatogo@reddit

Its a ski town in Colorado. Were you listening to the Dude's story?

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fantumn@reddit

No it was the chief of police of Malibu, real reactionary.

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_herenorthere66@reddit

I am the walrus.

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702PoGoHunter@reddit

His hands tell a different story.

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Vic_Vega_MrB@reddit

If he's healthy. God bless him.. but anybody else think differently? He looks so much better fat.

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Wavy_Grandpa@reddit

No he doesn’t. Your idea of healthy is incorrectly skewed from the sheer amount of fat people around you

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icybowler3442@reddit

He looks weird, but if he’s healthier and we get to hang onto him longer, it’s totally worth it.

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Scr00geMcCuck@reddit

Agreed. We also have to remember that we’re more used to seeing him one way, so slim Goodman’s gonna look weird regardless

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supportmanteau-971@reddit

Thinner than you.

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eajags@reddit

Is he...does he still act?

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deadlyspoons@reddit

You could have lived the rest of your life in blissful ignorance and died a happy pansexual imp, but you wanted to feel power this year. Well now you’re gonna feel MY power as it surges downward from me straight through you from nostril to rectum until the end of time. And. That’s. Wassup.

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deadlyspoons@reddit

https://youtu.be/R7BJuNlGCZ0?si=BfkB2A04s-msrH1B

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Coattail-Rider@reddit

These Donnys are downvoting you but I appreciate the quote, Vice Dean.

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AggravatingDress746@reddit

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icybowler3442@reddit

I forgot everything you said before “rectum.”

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KarlPHungus@reddit

No he has health problem.

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Drumblebee@reddit

Pilar?

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peanut_butter_zen@reddit

The man is here!

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-ratmeat-@reddit

These man is the police!

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underpanttrousers@reddit

Oh no ma'am, we didn't want to give the impression that he is an actor exactly.

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emcdubos@reddit

Just saw him in Chili Finger. That movie was great!! Perfect for any Lebowski fan

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Karl_00_Hungus@reddit

No, he’s a park ranger now.

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OliverKitsch@reddit

Oh yes. He doesn’t have health problems.

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nithdurr@reddit

New stuff has come to light

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SirKermit@reddit

Exactly a lightweight.

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Individual_Plan_2667@reddit

Freebasing ozempic

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AckerHerron@reddit

Also, Dude, "Ozempic" is not the preferred nomenclature. Semaglutide, please.

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RevolutionaryKey8565@reddit

We are not talking about the glp 1s that built the railroads

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Pipernation4@reddit

What the FUCK are you talking about?

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jdsupreme412@reddit

The glp 1's are not the issue here dude

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So-Called_Lunatic@reddit

You think the GLP-1's did this?

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geko29@reddit

Either that or the Nihilists.

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aliensuitcase3000@reddit

Over the line Smokey!

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Krispykid54@reddit

But he wudden over.

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-ratmeat-@reddit

WTF are you talking about!

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HotGarbageBot@reddit

Smegma-lattitude

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galaxygrey@reddit

What are we splitting hairs here?

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realitystreet@reddit

Am I wrong?

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byrobot@reddit

He’s converging with Tony Hawk somehow

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ProjectManageMint@reddit

Donnie sure has gained some weight there.

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LazorusGrimm@reddit

Did we all forget he was the original Yellow M&M in the 90s?

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Toes_In_The_Soil@reddit

Did you ask him if he ever fucked a stranger in the ass?

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NoShortsDon@reddit

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos. I dont drive, I dont turn on the oven, I dont eat for 300 days...

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DarkPolumbo@reddit

He looks like one of Imperfect Cell's victims before the Z fighters caught him

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thuanjinkee@reddit

What did he do with all the extra skin?

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KennyFulgencio@reddit

it's tucked away in there

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vegasghost@reddit

IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK LARRY?

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SnakePlissken1980@reddit

I I don't know about that wardrobe though. Tie dye t-shirt tucked into some belted jeans? Only Phil Lesh could pull something like that off.

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leesharon1985@reddit

Holy hell!

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SimpleWorld6611@reddit

He looks like a scarecrow!

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Beginning_Bit6185@reddit

He’s like that California raisin that had the dyed blonde hair. Total legend also

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LaughingPlanet@reddit

Your sweatshirt is covered in stains. You don't go out looking for a job like that, on a weekday?

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cassimiro04@reddit

"Are you employed, sir..."

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Darkhelmet3000@reddit

Employed?

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ScrambyEggs79@reddit

Is it...what day is this?

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j10359@reddit

And a good day to you Sir!

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sumiredabestgirl@reddit

Slimmer than you are

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Style-Tough@reddit

For sure

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Korplem@reddit

Bulk of the series, dude.

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spock2thefuture@reddit

Damn I'm fatter than John Goodman.

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There was no...

We didn't uh...

They're gonna kill that poor woman, man!!!

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