Anon forgot the trick from the other greentext. When you're visited by a sleep paralysis demon, the key is to whip out your cock and start furiously masturbating while looking at it and licking your lips.
I’ve never had sleep paralysis, only a magnitude of false awakenings, but now after reading this thread I think I want to experience the sleep paralysis demon :(.
You’re right, the hatman is notorious for being a cuck for demons, the obvious answer would be to do enough dmt to be able to get a meeting with the mechanical elves in hopes of persuading them into helping him.
Anon was asked if he loves his brother and didn’t think twice about it, and instead of putting two and two together to and be a good sibling, he did nothing.
The devil gave him a heads-up when God wouldn’t and this guy shit himself in response to
The devil gave him a heads-up when God wouldn’t and this guy shit himself in response to
Seriously though, I think anon's brain has some subconscious perception of what's going on around him, but he's ignoring the messages that are getting though
I believe Anon believed this, just not that the dream happened.
You get a sleep paralysis demon whisper something in your ear that you perceived as a loved ones name, then later when something happens to a loved one, your brain fills in the blank with the loved one that died. If nothing happened to anyone, they would have forgotten it.
Same as we remember the demon appearing in our room, but it's not your room or your house, there aren't the same decorations on the walls, mess, your room is bigger or smaller than it really is, your bedding isn't the same, but you wake up and know that it happened where you sleep, so your brain fills in the blank to be "it happened here".
Like unless the Anon reached out to their brother because of the dream and checked up on them, then it's pretty inconceivable that the dream was about them. Their brother killed themselves, then Anons brain clicked the pieces in to place and they believe the dream warned them, when in reality it didn't, or they probably would have done something.
If that's true, I'm going to church, and I'm asking to speak with a priest/pastor/etc. Like, that's conjoined-triplets level of unlikely misfortune, if it's not demonic.
Deykun@reddit
Anon should stop killing pets and the people mentioned in his dreams.
baz4k6z@reddit
Anon forgot the trick from the other greentext. When you're visited by a sleep paralysis demon, the key is to whip out your cock and start furiously masturbating while looking at it and licking your lips.
The demon isn't coming back
StripEnchantment@reddit
How would you do that if you’re paralyzed?
CummyMonkey420@reddit
Will the cummies into existence
r0wer0wer0wey0urb0at@reddit
The trick is to always have your cock out, you never know when it may come in handy.
Doo-Doo-G@reddit
That’s why I sleep naked
DeadNomophobian@reddit
What if the demon is horny?
r0wer0wer0wey0urb0at@reddit
You ask that like it's a bad thing...
DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit
Later virgins 😎✌️
amackul8@reddit
StripEnchantment@reddit
phrasing
r0wer0wer0wey0urb0at@reddit
You're taking the piss, jerk.
LegitJesus@reddit
Furiously
Dookamanooka@reddit
Your brain's a crazy place. Likely they saw the signs and that's how their body decided to process it? That's some shit I'd go to therapy for.
Saliiim@reddit
My dog is called Danny.
Whole_squad_laughing@reddit
Bro had two days to check up on his brother
ComprehensivePin5577@reddit
Should I be thankful that my faceless non corporeal sleep paralysis entity only tries to choke me by taking he air out of my lungs?
Correct_Doctor_1502@reddit
Wait? Do we have the same sleep paralysis demon?
ThatGuyFrom720@reddit
I’ve never had sleep paralysis, only a magnitude of false awakenings, but now after reading this thread I think I want to experience the sleep paralysis demon :(.
Reading_username@reddit
Just start pounding benadryl, let the hatman duke it out with the demon
MisterDestoyer@reddit
This is terrible advice, we both know that the Hat Man is gonna join the demon in fucking with our heads
rotciwicky@reddit
You’re right, the hatman is notorious for being a cuck for demons, the obvious answer would be to do enough dmt to be able to get a meeting with the mechanical elves in hopes of persuading them into helping him.
Beneficial_Job_4339@reddit
A few tabs of psilocybin and you might score a neon budda on your side.
Captain_LSD@reddit
"Tabs of Psilocybin"
Castlegardener@reddit
Looks a lot like a bot, eh?
November-Snow@reddit
I found the spy.
HereticalCelery@reddit
Please note, results may vary depending on your ethnicity. For those of color, you may or may not be called the N word.
internetlad@reddit
idk what you think lou bega is gonna do to help bro
BloodyOvary@reddit
"You love ohio?" Boom, instant win
GenericName1108@reddit
novff@reddit
I don't remember yurii Gagarin being an Ohioan.
SeamusMcCullagh@reddit
Having spent a couple days in Ohio a few years back, I totally get it. Ohio fucking sucks.
FireballPlayer0@reddit
Anon was asked if he loves his brother and didn’t think twice about it, and instead of putting two and two together to and be a good sibling, he did nothing.
The devil gave him a heads-up when God wouldn’t and this guy shit himself in response to
CMCH_oyom@reddit
Seriously though, I think anon's brain has some subconscious perception of what's going on around him, but he's ignoring the messages that are getting though
ZarathustraGlobulus@reddit
But anon just went to sleep both times
mogley1992@reddit
I believe Anon believed this, just not that the dream happened.
You get a sleep paralysis demon whisper something in your ear that you perceived as a loved ones name, then later when something happens to a loved one, your brain fills in the blank with the loved one that died. If nothing happened to anyone, they would have forgotten it.
Same as we remember the demon appearing in our room, but it's not your room or your house, there aren't the same decorations on the walls, mess, your room is bigger or smaller than it really is, your bedding isn't the same, but you wake up and know that it happened where you sleep, so your brain fills in the blank to be "it happened here".
Like unless the Anon reached out to their brother because of the dream and checked up on them, then it's pretty inconceivable that the dream was about them. Their brother killed themselves, then Anons brain clicked the pieces in to place and they believe the dream warned them, when in reality it didn't, or they probably would have done something.
DistributistChakat@reddit
If that's true, I'm going to church, and I'm asking to speak with a priest/pastor/etc. Like, that's conjoined-triplets level of unlikely misfortune, if it's not demonic.
whereamIguys69@reddit
Anon didn’t try hard enough to get up and fight the demon in their room naked
_-___-__-_-__-___-_@reddit
If you have sleep paralysis just wake up
https://i.redd.it/p5lydqvq1azg1.gif
No-Section-4385@reddit
Try to speak too it...
Say I love you.
eatingthosebeans@reddit
Did anon grow up in an old AF mansion, with a mysterious red door, that no one can recall, what's behind?
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
nigga you best not be opening that door
unless the cops come and they about to find my stash
then open the door
Ubera90@reddit
I wouldn't go to Church, Satan seems really strong ngl. See if you can rank up.
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
Christianity if it were for real men
'bro just go to church god will protect your lily ass from tha deemuns'
BITCH I DUN NEED NO SKYF** PROTECTION
I GOT XP
internetlad@reddit
"hey this is just like what happened to the dog. I should check in on my brother but ehhh I'm pretty busy"
[goes to jork it and falls asleep]
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
soloChristoGlorium@reddit
Yes
jorpw@reddit
hopefully fake
tid_burglar@reddit
could be real tho
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
No gayness detectable
ImAnGenius@reddit
He literally loves his brother
gravyboat42@reddit
Pretty gay
r0wer0wer0wey0urb0at@reddit
Asks if he loves his own brother. Gay and incestuous.
Correct_Doctor_1502@reddit
My sleep paralysis demon just stalks me from the shadows then strangles me a little bit
ULTMT@reddit
Just tell him "I love you 😘".
all_time_high@reddit
Just respond with, “I love [insert name of person whose name you’d write in the Death Note].”
Tom_Browning@reddit
It’s sounds more like the demon was warning Anon and he instead did jack shit and let his brother die.
srcactusman@reddit
Become schizophrenic and defeat the demon in your dreams with the power of whatever
RGBespresso@reddit
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Mr_Spaghetti_Hands@reddit
Tell him no next time idiot
Tempeng18@reddit
Definitely Fake Definitely Gay
LegitJesus@reddit
Furiously
myn3meisjo3@reddit
If this is true (which it is not), Anon could help prevent the deaths of his loved ones (too bad he doesn’t have any)