What Are The Odds Of Conception, and Will The Duder Be A Good Father?
Posted by ExtraYogurt3208@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 70 comments
Posted by ExtraYogurt3208@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 70 comments
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
I think El Duderino (I’m not into the whole brevity thing) would make a pretty rad dad, man
Pitiful-North-2781@reddit
Dude would look at his baby like he looks at giggling Nox Harrington (the video artist)
EmiikoAkorem@reddit
"...But, then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way"
TheKodachromeMethod@reddit
Was OP even watching the Dude's movie?
Pipernation4@reddit
They're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know.
emeraldepiphone96@reddit
He was bowling.
andisathrowaway@reddit
Maude doesn’t even want the father to be someone she has to see socially, or who will have any interest in raising the child himself.
Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
ExtraYogurt3208@reddit (OP)
That’s fuckin’ interesting man. That’s fuckin’ interesting.
-UMBRA_-@reddit
So you have no frame of reference here. Your like a child that wanders in a movie
MarkItZeroDonnie@reddit
I dig your whole cowboy , spying on my lady friends pregnancy test thing man..
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
Yeah. Well. The dude abides.
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
He’s a good man, and thorough
kaboombaby01@reddit
He’s not someone you want to see socially.
Krispykid54@reddit
You mean a liitle Lebowski?
fishbone_buba@reddit
The ej*culation depicted in your second photo is pretty far away from his special lady friend. So I’d day it’s not that likely.
Top-Use4277@reddit
Could you slide your shorts down for me Mr. Lebowski?
Lvagabundo@reddit
Oh no, she hit me right here.
Top-Use4277@reddit
I understand. Could you please slide your shorts down Mr. Lvagabundo?
Dweebil@reddit
What is that.. yoga)
Dances_Like_a_Duck@reddit
The kid will roll
Gusano13@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, OP
VictorBlackcrest@reddit
Were you listening to the Stranger and Maude’s story??
Maude said she does want the father to be someone she sees socially and the stranger confirms there a little Lebowski on the way.
Chernobwontfallout@reddit
He was just helping her conceive, man!
sorriso_pontual@reddit
playing both sides against each other, in bed with everybody
InitialRedv@reddit
He was just fixing the cable. From the beaver film
TheBigDog_Man@reddit
You mean vagina??
MisterNo_Body@reddit
I was always hoping that this was a clever way of hinting at a sequel. Maybe The Little Lebowski? It never happened and that sucks.
Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit
Hey, his special lady friend doesn’t want a partner okay. In fact The Dudes lady friend doesn’t want the father to be someone she’ll have to see socially, alright or, OR have any interest in rearing the child himself. He was just helping her conceive, man. Didn’t that ever occur to you, man? Sir.
LawrenceSellers@reddit
You’re not wrong, Outrageous-Pirate891. You’re just an asshole.
Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit
You have your story and I have mine.
infinite-valise@reddit
She’s not his special lady — she’s his fuckin lady friend!
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
He's just helping her conceive, man
Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit
Is OP gonna split hairs? Am I wrong?
merkaba_462@reddit
They were obviously not listening to The Maude's story.
VinnieTheBerzerker69@reddit
100%. Remember, The Stranger didn't like to see Donnie go, but he knew there was a little Lebowski on the way .
Efficient_Mark3386@reddit
She wanted a man who had no interest in becoming a father.
bigbrett666@reddit
Were you not listening to the dude’s story?
BopNowItsMine@reddit
Depends on how thorough that Dr was
Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit
Was the doctor checking to see if The Dude was sterile or if he picked up any STDs during the Speed of Sound tour with Metallica?
say_it_aint_slow@reddit
Probably the latter, it takes more then an afternoon the check that I believe thorough or not.
FullOnSkank@reddit
"I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after-effects."
100% about stds
jackspinnaker@reddit
He’s a good doctor, very thou
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
He’s a good man. And thorough.
3720-to-1@reddit
A Goodman, you say?
sakko303@reddit
8 year olds, dude.
Coldhands1969@reddit
I am the Walrus?
burnlastsunday@reddit
He'll be a good father. And thorough.
Affectionate-Flan-99@reddit
Let me explain something about the dude...
UmeaTurbo@reddit
There's a lot of facets...a lot of...uh... interested parties...so if you could just give me a check for my ten percent...
Jodanmawashigeri@reddit
Exactly! His special lady friend does not give him a chance to explain anything. However, given his reaction, I think we can all agree that any forthcoming explanation was about to be decisively anti- parenthood.
bustanut_dabmaster@reddit
You could say the conception was immaculate
WalterSobkowich@reddit
Hey man, why don’t you fucking listen occasionally? You might learn something. Now I got—
frermanisawesome@reddit
she wants a child "without the burden of having a father that she would have to see socially or be involved in raising the child".
audiate@reddit
Were you listening to The Dude’s story? You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know -
EL_FUMAMOTA@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know
Background_Ad3973@reddit
I'd imagine he'd be a decent father, but Maude was clear straight off that she didn't want a partner so it would seem he wouldn't be in the little Lebowskis life regardless if duder could provide the necessary means for a two parent family unit, as for the odds of conception I'd say it could go either way with him being a bit older and doing a j regularly maybe lowering the sperm count but Maude seems fertile enough along with the yoga
CyclingMack@reddit
Great father. Maud conceived.
Why-did-you-do-it56@reddit
Maude got the venue she wanted. It’s her spring cycle.
BrunoReturns@reddit
I always drea. That someday, the Little Lebowski grows up to be wildly successful, in spite of losing his legs to the Taliban.
Key_Country3756@reddit
What is that, yoga?
Cecil_McCrackshell@reddit
AMC tried this with Lodge 49 and failed
admiral_pelican@reddit
probably a vagrant slept with the heir, or just used her as an incubator and moved on.
Diligent-Contact-772@reddit
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
PriorElectronic5947@reddit
/uj that would make a great sequel. Who would play the 30yo Dude Jr in 2028?
za72@reddit
nope
OnionTamer@reddit
I think that crack on the jaw dropped the chances a little. That's why Maude was so concerned about it.
Unusual_Compote4909@reddit
The Dude’s sperm is quite possibly the laziest in LA County, which would place them high in the runnin for laziest worldwide. But sometimes, there’s a sperm. Sometimes… aw lost my train of thought here
slowerlearner1212@reddit
What did you think this was about? Fun and games?
Connoralpha@reddit
Far from it.
Randlepinkfloyd1986@reddit
A zesty enterprise