Picard would have made a sensitive and considerate husband...

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honeycomb_doc@reddit

I mean have you seen the interview bit of him talking about how he found out he was circumcised? Picard did make a sensitive and considerate husband it was just in our timeline.

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okay but can we agree Picard would probably be a bit of a freak in practice? I dunno, man, I feel like you don't go for someone as hectic as Vash unless you're into some shit. I don't think he'd be hardcore but surely he's not vanilla

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Dalodus@reddit

That man definitely studied the karma sutra

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Jean-LucBacardi@reddit

Have you seen what his mouth can do with a flute?

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LocoitusOfBong@reddit

I feel like our usernames our two sides of the same coin. Live long and prosper, my friend

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I_lenny_face_you@reddit

Now kiss, resistance is futile

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toadofsteel@reddit

Just don't let that scary dream alien from Voyager show up.

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willstr1@reddit

I am just saying there is probably a good reason Q was obsessed with him

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ShitTheBed_Twice@reddit

I'll bet 10 strips of gold pressed latinum that Picard really enjoyed and was highly skilled in the art of cunnilingus.

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ChaosTheory0@reddit

Grey baby oil

HOT

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theChosenBinky@reddit

I can easily repair your sewing machine. Soon, I will... make it sew

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OkMention9988@reddit

Beverly apparently disagreed.

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OrganicHistorian2576@reddit

Beverly’s into ghosts anyway.

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OkMention9988@reddit

He's a ghost in a machine, now, so he might have a chance.

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TheDudeofNandos@reddit

It's too late - he's already seen everything!

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ramfoodie@reddit (OP)

His Borg x-ray eye implants?

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GnOeLLLmPF@reddit

He is refering to this gem Enjoy Patrick Stewards amazing humour and self-irony.

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ramfoodie@reddit (OP)

I knew, but wanted to hear the jokes from that skit. lol

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GnOeLLLmPF@reddit

Ah! Sorry! My autist brain betrayed me again. Getting hu-man jokes is hard sometimes!

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CallieChaotic@reddit

Don't worry, my autist brain had not seen it and quite enjoyed there hjuu-man jokes 😅

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GnOeLLLmPF@reddit

Glad, I'm not the only one! Take care, my spectrum brother.

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RedditOfUnusualSize@reddit

No, it's because they've been in a Borg maturation chamber for so long that all their clothes fell off.

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SkulkingJester@reddit

All their clothes fell off! He’s seen everything, he’s seen it all…

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Junior-Lie4342@reddit

Then he rides off- on the grass

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wonkotsane42@reddit

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Victory_Highway@reddit

Fifty Shades Of Earl Grey?

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Cissycat12@reddit

I would read it.

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CptnOnus@reddit

I would drink from that cup

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zulmirao@reddit

Hot

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SneakyKain@reddit

I bet he fucks like he captains.

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I_lenny_face_you@reddit

“Back ~~us off~~ it up, Ensign. Nice and slow.”

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olivebranchsound@reddit

Who puts underwear and socks in the same drawer? Lol just mayhem in the drawer

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Watrmeln0999@reddit

Look at richy mcgee over here. Can afford seperate drawers for his socks and underwear. Fancy schmancy.

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Wild-Lychee-3312@reddit

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BobBelcher2021@reddit

He’s enjoying that book a lot more than he enjoyed Hotel Royale

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Happy1327@reddit

Funny you choose this ep for this post. Patrick Stewart ended up leaving his family for the actor who played Vash after an affair that began while filming this episode. Apparently his daughter never forgave him.

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MindlessNectarine374@reddit

Where did you learn this? I cannot find it in easily accessible lexicon entries about both. Was that a scandal that's hidden nowadays? Or some unremarkable interview?

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