I really like mashing my food together
Posted by Luvwizrd@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 225 comments
I always mash the best parts of my food together at the end to create best bite, but over time it’s just become half the meal and I call it my “schlop”. It looks like vomit, but I can live with it. ARFID fears me.
empatheticsocialist1@reddit
Hey man you know you can roll up your sleeves right? To avoid water and food and shit getting on the cuff
vermiciousknidlet@reddit
It's got to be rage bait, I can't (and don't want to) imagine someone just living in crusty old food-covered sweatshirts 24-7. It's like another level down from the ones who only eat off paper plates in a dirty bed. Or who put their gross scraggly feet in the background. 100% engagement bait.
moonbeamsandmayo@reddit
OP is a teenage girl — possibly neurodivergent. it’s kinda gross yeah but many humans are total gremlins at that stage in life, nothing to be enraged over lol.
vermiciousknidlet@reddit
I mean, how would I know any of that from some food slop photos that are presented without context or explanation for why they are covered in filth? I doubt someone would be proudly posting their slop in shittyfoodporn if they were afraid of comments calling it gross. I'm not sure what makes you think I'm enraged - because I called it "rage bait"?
moonbeamsandmayo@reddit
critical thinking? idk, lol i was presented with the same exact photos and information and it seemed pretty obvious to me.
cunt_in_wonderland@reddit
lmao just say you had a questionable childhood and move on 😭😭
vermiciousknidlet@reddit
There's literally nothing about this post that screams "teenage girl" to me lol, but have fun being superior to everyone else!
Twist_Ending03@reddit
Dirty sweatshirts, slop you'd feed to pigs for meals, and socks & sandals.. OP, you good?
Ungodly_Box@reddit
Straight up eating glop.
Fit_Adagio_7668@reddit
OP only wears 2 types of shoes, and one is Socks with Sandals 🤤
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Haha, they are my indoor/ recovery slides. I wear them when I’m chillin at home pretty much exclusively
tindonot@reddit
Recovery? Recovery from what exactly?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
That’s just what they are called, it’s a brand. Got em from an XC race! 18:00min 5k as a (at the time) 13 yr old female🤭
thoughtchauffeur@reddit
Well no wonder ur mommy gives u the baby bowl and spoon then
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
AKSHULLAY. I got the baby spoon on my own, not from my mommy.
pmMeansnadda@reddit
Idk what’s worse, the “food”, or the accumulation of it on your 2 sleeves.
PGMHG@reddit
Oh my god it's on every picture...
SneakyDeakyJr@reddit
Goop Guru
barebackguy7@reddit
How about the fact that it is just a bunch of sugary sweet bullshit?
brookesaywhatx@reddit
I couldn’t identify a single piece of food from these pics if you paid me.
TBellOHAZ@reddit
Looks like every meal is cereal milk and dried figs
MomsSpagetee@reddit
Read this as “dried frogs” and it still works.
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
How about some dried
dstraswell666@reddit
Theabsoluteworst1289@reddit
The fact that it’s all over their sleeves and there are dried chunks of food on the bowl from both items presumably not being washed bothers me a hell of a lot more than it being sugary (which doesn’t bother me at all).
pmMeansnadda@reddit
My brain went to gruel/soups/organ meat/beans. I did not realize or even consider that it could be sweets. I’m genuinely shook.
barebackguy7@reddit
I see a waffle, a brownie, a few graham crackers in different pictures, and one cookie I think (?).
It’s honestly reprehensible, but I think the sweets are the most disgusting
zerovampire311@reddit
Trick question, the worst is the socks and flip flops in every photo. Once in a while is a concerning mistake, 20 photos is a crime.
2748seiceps@reddit
The edges of the bowl have dried crustiness on them too. Kinda shocked at how messy this is for some people.
Zephyr93@reddit
"iT's A pAtInA"
stefanopolis@reddit
It’s seasoned
brookesaywhatx@reddit
Exactly my thoughts, did OP mix it together with their hands??
ozyguy@reddit
Just wait until you find out what you can do with potatoes
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Don’t worry, I definitely have. Also, boy what you meant , but tuna + avocado + potato is BOMB.
Training-Trick-8704@reddit
I don’t take anyone who wears pajama pants all day seriously
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Who said I wear these all day? Or that I need to be taken seriously haha
WestyyWestington@reddit
Evaluate yourself.
bro0t@reddit
Youre gonna fucking love dutch “stamppot”
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Just looked it up. It’s all things I love outside of sausage!
bro0t@reddit
You can substitute the sausage with meatballs
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Ooo imma have to try !! Thank you! I love making new foods
bro0t@reddit
I always like mixing in a little bit of mustard too, gives it a little bit of extra sharpness, not too much but just a spoonful
pickledginger404@reddit
Jezus, do you put prunes in everything you eat?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Medjool dates! And I do eat lots lol
Amazing-Ad4324@reddit
Absolute soulmate haha I always plate really nice and then just mash it all for the perfect bites ❤️
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
They were so pretty LOL.
LOUDPACK_MASTERCHEF@reddit
Wash your sweatshirt man
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
I did, after I ate!
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
Maybe take your clothes off before eating like a 3 year old.
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Not stripping to eat , sorry man. 😭
QueezyF@reddit
OP needs a bib
angelsinsect@reddit
What the hell is 19
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Blue Hawaiian ice cream (pineapple, banana, and mango, blue spirulina) mashed with a banana, 250g medjool dates, and 3 tbsp almond butter. :)
MaleAryaStarkNoHomo@reddit
So most of this “food” is sweet?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Yeahhhh haha. I do it with dinners sometimes too. Salmon + sweet potato + avocado. Tuna + hot sauce + corn and peas, beef and potato.
sean1oo1@reddit
Either you’ve got some spectrum going on or you’re genuinely an unclean person because how do you feel so comfortable with not only stains on yourself visible but within the bowls themselves??
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
No stains. Just some food that got cleaned off in the washer. It’s not like I’m going out to eat and doing this LOL
TraditionAcademic968@reddit
What was it pre schloping?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Name any of em and I can tell you haha. More fun if you guess too 😹
DrDentonMask@reddit
Do you have a run down of this menu of items?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
I can ! lol but if you ask about any one of them I can def tell you exactly what’s in it
DrDentonMask@reddit
Oops. I didn't scroll all the way. Fair enough. I'm intrigued by #3, which you added a waffle to.
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
That’s one of the only ones that wasn’t ice cream haha. It WAS protein oat waffles topped with Greek yogurt, mixed berries, and almond butter but I mashed it in a bowl with dates and a banana 😌.
SmileParticular9396@reddit
Mush bowls beat harder than my DV’d bestie
kingamara@reddit
Why is there such a mess? This is pissing me off 😭
BigfatCplusplus95@reddit
Bro, wash or throw away those sweaters. Mixing your slop is one thing, but treating your wardrobe the same way is heiness. Do better.
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
It’s not like I’m wearing the clothes out 😭. It’s the equivalent of getting paint all over it and then washing it. I don’t go out in public and do this and cover myself in shit. LOL
Browhytho666@reddit
So you wash your sweatshirts every time after you eat and put another on? What about when you brush up against other stuff before you change it out?
And in sorry i dont believe for a fact you wash it every time. There's no way. A little rinse in the sink isn't gonna help either. Your sleeves probably smell like rotten food 😭🤢
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
I only do this with my dessert lol. The hoodie is fine
ConsciousBenefit87@reddit
These are desserts?! 👀
pseodopodgod@reddit
same
Born_Barnacle7793@reddit
So anyways, I started mashing.
QueezyF@reddit
Nice slop you got there
CertainNUncertainty@reddit
And for dinner? Gloop and gruel
oat_milk@reddit
I find myself unable to confidently identify even one single ingredient
ArcherTraining1044@reddit
kidney beans for that first pic... but also dates too somehow
FrostingAvailable629@reddit
I was wondering what the big wrinkled fleshy lumps were 🤢
creatyvechaos@reddit
The next post down on my timeline was some bull about cockroach milk 🤣
FrostingAvailable629@reddit
😭
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
LOL no kidney beans
Notimetoexplainsorry@reddit
I thought they were either dates or mushrooms
anthonystank@reddit
Lotta dates
MaleAryaStarkNoHomo@reddit
No dates eating like this. Loner meals
MaleAryaStarkNoHomo@reddit
I see a bowl
USMChris@reddit
Maybe first one is prunes?
FrostingAvailable629@reddit
I saw a pecan? A waffle 😂 Cookies. Was it cookie dough WITH cookies?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
It most certainly was, in ice cream.
MarshMllow420@reddit
Why is every shirt covered in gunk at the sleeve though
fishofgold96@reddit
LMFAO lookin like sumn dawg dookie the dawg in me does the same daily
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
Post this on an autism sub. They will go nutz.
moonbeamsandmayo@reddit
this is what my 6 year olds plates look like 😭🤢 god please let him grow out of this phase lmao
MaleAryaStarkNoHomo@reddit
This is what your 6 year olds plates look like after they throw up in it
Fixed it for you
porcelain_kiss@reddit
The dirty 9yr old hands and socks are gross. No flex
freakazoid_1994@reddit
50 shades of bowel movements
MaleAryaStarkNoHomo@reddit
50 shades of gruel
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
LMAO
lucidbluedreamin@reddit
You’re a slob for the fact that in almost every picture your sweatshirt sleeve is covered in your slop. Mixing your food is one thing, being a slob/pig about it is another thing entirely. I could put a bowl of diarrhea with some peanut butter mixed in and you’d eat it.
MaleAryaStarkNoHomo@reddit
This is uncalled for. OP just wanted to show their shitty food. Why do you feel the need to judge them? Who fucking cares what they’re wearing and how does it affect you? Judge the shitty food
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Well damn.
MaleAryaStarkNoHomo@reddit
Do you live in the Appalachian mountains by any chance? You don’t have to do this to yourself
BVRPLZR_@reddit
Eww… wash your dam sweater
tencrazygear@reddit
Please stop hurting your food like this. Your going to upset whatever the hell that is.
Subsequently_Unfunny@reddit
I also love doing this
Dependent_Pain1110@reddit
The dirty ass hands and sleeves tho 🤢🤮
kitten_sammich@reddit
human psychology is so interesting. crusty food on someone else’s bowls, thumbs, and sleeves has genuinely triggered many, including me. but i asked myself, does this truly warrant me looking into myself to bring forth a vile comment? no. do i want to? yes,. but tolerance is important and i know i also sometimes do things that would piss people off so we all ball. just don’t eat food made by others and this will thankfully never touch you
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
I appreciate this LOL. The fact that I’ve received literal death threats over some peanut butter being on my hoodie that got put in the washer a few minutes later is it kind of insane
kitten_sammich@reddit
yeah, those people are odd. and the funny thing is they’re probably normal people who’s inner circle would be shocked that they would act that way. reddit is a crazy mixing pot and you could be getting told to die by a 14 year old, you never know who is behind the screen and it’s more true than ever. you seem to have thick skin and i appreciate that. make sure to take care of your brain later after all this 💕
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
I totally expected it posting this on Reddit though lol it’s HILARIOUS to me, but could definitely hurt others . Some of these jokes, mean or not, you really have to take some time to appreciate how that through and unique they are. 😹😹
COVID19Blues@reddit
That shit looks like…well…shit.
r/PoopFromAButt
Lakonthegreat@reddit
What in the imaginary food from the Lost Boys scene in Hook is this!?
sono_ona@reddit
What foods are you eating that can constantly be mashed up like this..?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Ice cream 🙇♀️. Specifically ninja creamis
sono_ona@reddit
You add ice cream to like dinner food?!?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
lol no! I pretty much only do this with my nightly ninja Creami tbh. I mash up ice cream with nut butter, banana, dates and whatever mix ins I had for it. From cookies to chocolate. Though some people might think my avocado banana ninja Creami was weird.
Impossible-Variety22@reddit
What the hell even is that
justine7179@reddit
Can you at least say what each dish is supposed to be?? Like congrats, we all know it looks like vomit but you could at least give us some more info.
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Name a pic and I can tell you exactly was it is haha🫣
justine7179@reddit
Oh god I'm scared hahahaha. For pic #2 - I'm guessing it was biscuits and gravy with prawns??
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Coconut mug cake with coconut shreds, almond butter, coconut ice cream, a banana, and medjool dates haha. The ice cream is a ninja Creami! Every one of these pics is whole food ingredients
justine7179@reddit
HAHAHAH damn that sounds good as hell, I never would have guessed that! While we're on the topic, what is that first pic?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Sweet potato, peanuts, Hu salty dark chocolate, peanut butter granola, peanut butter, almond butter, peanut butter corn puffs, a banana, and peanut butter ninja Creami! They all pretty much have a nut butter, ninja Creami of sorts, banana, and dates haha. It’s my way of hitting my calories for the day.
SigmaBunny@reddit
You say ARFID fears you, but mixing things together like this could be a texture thing
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
You and the “rations” guy should meet up.
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Who?
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/tBdglXqz8W
AbovexBeyond@reddit
Fuck all of this omg
Backw00dG@reddit
smoothiefruit@reddit
listen, I don't mind a slop bowl, but i refuse to believe this can't be done without getting it fucking everywhere.
fel-sil@reddit
:(
SirCharlieTraplin@reddit
“GLOP”
Browhytho666@reddit
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO NOT MAKE SUCH A MESS????????? genuinely my 2 year old keeps his stuff cleaner than this... im sorry its true 😭😭😭
Ok-Painting-5845@reddit
You got something wrong with you
CrimsonOOmpa@reddit
Mixing food together is part of the fun!! As my pappy used to say...."It all goes to the same place!"
iraqlobsta@reddit
Why are you covered in it?
MomsSpagetee@reddit
I need to take a shower 🤮
Coconutcornhuskey@reddit
ComprehensiveMud4790@reddit
Yeah I be doing this too with some meals but for the love of God, brother, keep your sleeves clean
xCoachHines@reddit
I like doing this too, but none of these meals look like normal food.
thebrownesteye@reddit
I've seen cleaner homeless people
SKOLOCT-@reddit
Seriously, stay the fuck alway from me.
Majestic_Parsley9156@reddit
Mis en place is for cooking. Conglomeration is for eating. If you have ever worked in restaurant where you didn’t have “family dinner” .. Mash it.. eat it. AND FAST.. GET BACK ON THE LINE.. tickets are rolling.
Friendly_Rush_7034@reddit
Fuckin disgusting
Shards_of_Idiocy@reddit
you’re ready for life in the retirement home
Vansterss@reddit
Or forced feeding at GitMo
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Or the pound…
Shards_of_Idiocy@reddit
lol that too, but i wouldn’t subject a poor dog to this slop tbh
Vansterss@reddit
What the fuck is that slop
-Count_Chocula-@reddit
You are heard OP, sometimes I emulsify my food to save the work of making every bite a fair portion of every encompassing ingredient
teqs_@reddit
We call this "slopping it"
gartcyhor@reddit
Same, pancakes drowned in syrup and mashed with bacon bits hits different. Retirement home vibes but I'm here for it.
spicywingydingy@reddit
Thanks. I gagged.
ella0la@reddit
This just looks like various renditions of oatmeal with dates lol.
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Haha basically. They are 99% ninja creamis.
UnderstandingOld6189@reddit
This looks like dog food and not my dogs food either
mistermistyeyes@reddit
This collection of photos makes me skin crawl in ways I cannot describe. No actually I can. I feel like oogieboogie, a burlap sack full of bugs.
Your sleeves being over the edge, the edges being SO dirty from the shrapnel of the mixing, the color, the texture. I need to go bleach my eyes
bluebubbas@reddit
Omg I do the same! Lol
Salt_Mountain_837@reddit
there's slop bowls and then there's whatever this is
Medusa-Lunula@reddit
I feel that a lot
Emergency_Lie42@reddit
Love a good bowl of dog biscuits and shart.
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
🙇♀️
Switchbladesaint@reddit
The mashed up food is one thing but my god is there just varying degrees of food on your clothes in these pics and it has seriously grossed me out. Good job
crackcrackcracks@reddit
I only ever do this when there's a cake+ice cream dish because the cake turns into granules that give the ice cream this really nice texture and ofc it's also tastes like cake which is good too. It's like a really really nice and really unhealthy cold porridge
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
These are almost all cake/ cookies and ice cream haha
Crunka19@reddit
Is your digestion top tier? Do you notice a difference vs I smashed food?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
I wish. My IBS is next level.
zugarrette@reddit
why does it look like you added yogurt to half of them
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Cause they all do pretty much haha
appleparkfive@reddit
Seems like you'd really like Indian and Thai curry. Sort of reminds me of that. All the best parts in every bite
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
I dooo. Curry is my fav food actually
Ok_Reality4974@reddit
This all sweets?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
All but one!
actualthickcrust@reddit
Be honest. Is that a toddler spoon?
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
Yep 🙇♀️
Available-Hat1640@reddit
do u also put pizza in blender
Luvwizrd@reddit (OP)
I don’t like pizza
sir-cheebis@reddit
it just kept going 😭
ashFL2@reddit
Do you hate yourself?
keyah13@reddit
AFRID look it up
actualthickcrust@reddit
That would be ARFID.
keyah13@reddit
Sorry queenie
actualthickcrust@reddit
It's all good! ✌🏼
AnoranBliznar@reddit
Literal slop.
PuzzleheadedDraw6575@reddit
Gross.
gbxjhx@reddit
NotMulligan@reddit
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit
Environmental-Ad8945@reddit
I love slop, please describe what each meal is 🥺🙏
JSmoothgrass@reddit
My God, he's slopmaxxing.
kushielsdisciple@reddit
This is me, if there’s a way to dismantle it and put it in a bowl with a spoon and some sort of sauce/broth, I’m happy. I say that I like homogenized food lol. It’s funny bc I have kid who won’t eat the food if it touches 🤷♀️
H00LIGVN@reddit
so….. SOUP??? 😭😂
cbraun1523@reddit
I call mine leftover stew. If we make prime rib. In goes the meat. The corn. The potatoes. Mushrooms. Green beans. Add some gravy on top and baby, you got a stew going.
kushielsdisciple@reddit
Huge soup and casserole fan
H00LIGVN@reddit
me TOO
NightStalkerXIV@reddit
A spoon and bowl and the perfect amount of sauces is the best way.
TerrorKingA@reddit
This is so wild.
Love it.
pleathershorts@reddit
I love mashing my food together as well, and I sometimes suspect that I have mild ARFID. My husband is a professional chef and hates it because I like to destroy his playing
Imaginary-Memory8605@reddit
This is fn disgusting…
ContingentMax@reddit
Boy dinner lol. My brother used to do that, probably still does but I don't live with him anymore.
Recent-Cow-8538@reddit
Like a baby
Classic-Ad1348@reddit
I recognize like 2 or 3 things here and one of them is a waffle.
MysticalSushi@reddit
I’m going to leave this sub if troll feet becomes a thing. @mods
tomnooklover@reddit
Big time slop fan here too!!!!
Spiritual-Driver8926@reddit
warmingmilk@reddit
I am the opposite, I take my food apart and eat it separately.
Upper-Advantage4587@reddit
Didn’t know there were so many variations of gruel
freakmeout123@reddit
sometimes it’s nice
Scrumptious_Foreskin@reddit
Do you not own a washing machine? Didn’t see a single clean garment in all those pictures
ArcherTraining1044@reddit
put down the ninja creami
Extension-Respond289@reddit
schlop sounds kinda gourmet tbh lol sometimes the messier the food, the better it tastes… or maybe that's just me 🤷♂️
straightblather@reddit
I bet you mix all the sodas at the fountain.
Me too!
Honey-and-Venom@reddit
Did you prompt an AI to generate images to turn my stomach? Wtf
raechelisbored@reddit
BellalovesEevee@reddit
I sometimes do this but it really depends on what I'm eating since not all of them are suited to be mixed together. I also like to eat the least good/smallet parts first and then the best/biggest parts last. "Saving the best for last."
NightStalkerXIV@reddit
This is how it becomes the perfect ratio of the complementary or interesting foods for me. I call them Happy Bowls because that's what my dad started calling them. I do it with a lot of multi-dish meals, but the most understandable example for people would be classic thanksgiving dishes.
The turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, chutney, butter carrots/beets and gravy are all going in the same bowl.
BobbyBrackins@reddit
the thanksgiving bowl sounds good if it’s done “chipotle style”
The issue with op is they’re smashing and adding liquid to it like they’re giving it to a 90 year old with no teeth
Critical-Chemist-860@reddit
Are you missing teeth?
Budget-Chair8242@reddit
me too, but i do it inside my mouth and call it chewing.
Constant-Roll-1757@reddit
Does the taste really good ?
NeuroHazard-88@reddit
Unironically the best. Just give me some actual slop. Gimme some thick sludge on a plate made from normally delicious things. The thick consistency makes it taste that much better. Feeling like a medieval artisan eating their daily slop of roasted veggies and meat on a cold winter evening under a blanket with the fireplace going.
It’s simple, and that’s why I love it.
SpecificSkunk@reddit
I’m with you OP, I’ll make up a bowl of food and step 1 is “mix”. If it’s on a plate, 9/10 times I’ll stab a little bit of each food onto my fork for a great bite.
This only doesn’t work for things like salad + pork ribs… I think.
Predatordrache@reddit
Wow Is this the promotional food from the movie Human Centipede? It looks very colorful considering how far it's already traveled.
Timely-Cry-8366@reddit
I do this too. I even mash up cherry pie in a bowl and eat it like it’s cobbler.
totesgonnasmashit@reddit
The 5th one looks like actual shit
Calm_Structure2180@reddit
So it's just one flavor every meal?