It festers (seven eleven sour strips + ghost)
Posted by jackmPortal@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 113 comments
it makes sounds that I don't think I've heard before
_zatoichi@reddit
one bite of this would instantly kill a victorian child
skronk61@reddit
Are we just enabling people’s public humiliation fetish by engaging with posts like this?
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
ok so I didnt expect for this to actually get attention, if people are interested I will post a video of me drinking it
Xeper-Institute@reddit
The science behind how this concoction becomes legitimately hazardous is the most interesting part. People keep saying “battery acid spaghetti” because it can literally be less than 2.0 ph - causing significant tooth enamel loss if it’s left to sit in your mouth.
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
what if i dilute it?
Xeper-Institute@reddit
Yup!
Curly_Cactus1001@reddit
Dude why
Gimmemyspoon@reddit
He hates himself and lives off of energy drinks is my only guess... Or he's like 16 and just doesn't know better?
GardenDistrictWh0re@reddit
Leave op alone he needs love
Gimmemyspoon@reddit
What OP really needs are some veggies, but I send them hugs. Op- sugar is also not great for anxiety! But I'm happy you don't usually drink energy drinks; your kidneys will thank you in ten years.
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
im 20 and treat myself like shit anyway outside of working out twice a week. food is nothing but a means to keep living and sometimes it can be funny
creatyvechaos@reddit
Have you ever been evaluated for ADHD?
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
I have all the basic bitch diagnosises, ADHD, Autism, general anxiety
creatyvechaos@reddit
Damn, and you got the basic bitch consequences for em, too 💔💔
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
we have to know
milkleg@reddit
what is ghost?
opalite-cat@reddit
Ghost is an energy drink brand
oniiichanUwU@reddit
AKCHUALLY ☝️🤓 it’s a supplement brand that makes a lot of stuff, the canned energy drinks are just getting popular bc they’re easy to find at gas stations lol. They have a reputation for having great tasting products in general. Their canned energy drinks taste like battery acid though. I drink them multiple times a week
creatyvechaos@reddit
...🤔
oniiichanUwU@reddit
Listen they’re good but also bad I can’t explain lol. They’re very carbonated though. Spicy
Ryanmiaku@reddit
don't yuck their yum
yourbiggesthero@reddit
one of us one of us
vega2289@reddit
There's a flavor option for this. No need to do this..
Fomulouscrunch@reddit
That's the shittiest thing I've seen for more than one minute. I wholeheartedly congratulate you on it.
VoyagerCSL@reddit
Why did you look at it for more than one minute?
jordan4290@reddit
Maybe he looks at shitty things constantly and this was the shittiest he had seen in the last minute? 😂
VoyagerCSL@reddit
He said for the last minute, not in the last minute.
roarrshock@reddit
Must take forever to scroll, poor guy
Krillkus@reddit
Fight or flight, but freeze is also a possibility. I believe there’s a fourth called fawn, which I pray no one here is doing.
Fomulouscrunch@reddit
I mean it's been more than a minute since I saw something that shitty.
GardenDistrictWh0re@reddit
Love this. Love you(you clearly need it).
Baelish2016@reddit
And tums. A WHOLE lot of tums.
Gimmemyspoon@reddit
He needs a real meal- with protein and veggies. Potatoes are veggies. Just throw anything green at the meal!
peacenchemicals@reddit
green sour strips it is!
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
thank you
Alissan_Web@reddit
ghost? ghost what? ghost who?
zugarrette@reddit
Did you eat it all?
LatterParty182@reddit
i want oneee
pizdec-unicorn@reddit
I remember this as a tumblr trend but I forgot what they called it, I feel like it was something like corrosive spaghetti but I know that's not quite right
houseofharm@reddit
battery acid spaghetti
Neither_Produce2213@reddit
Don’t do this
LazerBear42@reddit
Don't tell me what to do
Edit: don't do this
Jimbuscus@reddit
pizdec-unicorn@reddit
Yes! Thank you!
Krillkus@reddit
Dibs on the band name
RandyButternubber@reddit
Read seven as semen and had a violent mental and physical reaction
TheWhisperingDark@reddit
Someone’s teeth would dissolve like cotton candy the second this chemical weapon passed their lips.
A_very_smol_Lugia@reddit
It tastes pretty good
A_very_smol_Lugia@reddit
Don't do this
kodakowl@reddit
Don't do this
papayatwentythree@reddit
When Lisa Frank kills, this is what she uses to dissolve the bodies
bacillus_subtle@reddit
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
the rainbow strips have lost all structural integrity and rip apart when I try to grab them
Certain-Public-933@reddit
No shit, ya fucking idiot
meowmeoowwww@reddit
Basic american food
Efficient_Island_381@reddit
I made battery acid spaghetti few months ago thinking it can’t be that bad and it was.
azu420@reddit
thats not food, thats not even a food shaped object
Hollowgirl136@reddit
Someone actually made that Tumblr post into reality again.
Dead-House-Mouse@reddit
The Battery Acid Spaghetti claims another victim
Regular_Brilliant_77@reddit
I feel like I've requested wellness checks for less
DeepSubmerge@reddit
I’m giggling so much at this comment and trying not to wake my spouse sleeping next to me on the couch
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
super compressed 192000 by gorillaz is an accurate representation of my mental state
GardenDistrictWh0re@reddit
Okay but change it to super fast jellyfish instead
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
not sure if I have time for a hot home cooked breakfast
Dragon_OS@reddit
Ah, the classic battery acid spaghetti.
Anubis-Hound@reddit
My teeth and my stomach lining are dissolving just from looking at this
TheCrankyBunny@reddit
And my GERD just clocked in for overtime too, lol
elefhino@reddit
Once you're done drinking it, if you add ice (or stick the cup in the freezer), the strips get a really interesting texture. They're fun to eat with chopsticks
I_Am_Yeti_1@reddit
wtf am I looking at, I see the candy but what did you do lol?
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
i put it in a mug and poured ghost on it
I_Am_Yeti_1@reddit
I may be slow, but what is ghost? Like ghost pepper or Ghost in the machine IPA beer, cocaine, idk
Common_Vagrant@reddit
It’s a brand that makes pretty good energy drinks, and pre workout. Whoever they hired as their flavor scientist deserves a Nobel peace prize because their flavors are great, even for sugar free.
Milsurp_Seeker@reddit
Original my beloved
Gimmemyspoon@reddit
The sugar free are intolerable for me. The regular ones I find the need to chug as fast as possible because they don't taste good to me at all unless I do them over tons of ice.
Common_Vagrant@reddit
Which ones have you had? Their strawbango is amazing. Their Welch’s grape taste exactly like if Welch’s made a grape soda. Both of these are sugar free.
Gimmemyspoon@reddit
Both are gross. I can not do sugar free substitutes unfortunately- they taste like licking a battery coated in sugar to me. Frankly, the flavors I've had all are gross to me. I've had multiple samples of many flavors from work folks, and they all are not fabulous. On ice, they're tolerable to me.
I send you the best wishes for your stomach tomorrow. Stay hydrated with all that sugar!
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
energy drink
I_Am_Yeti_1@reddit
You win…
lockecole38@reddit
How long has it been sitting together?
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
an hour and a half, but this photo was taken 15 minutes after birth
J_B_La_Mighty@reddit
Toothpaste is more appealing
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
wheres the challenge in stomaching toothpaste
BlueButterflytatoo@reddit
What’s ghost?
EllaH34rs3@reddit
Oh no the forbidden spaghetti. My best friend and I tried this once. It's terrible because the sour powder combines with the energy drink to become a really gross clumpy texture. Never again. o7
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
the story of icarus continues to spread across the internet
EllaH34rs3@reddit
We are not immune to hubris.
tetsuyaXII@reddit
Is the ghost part you after you eat/drink this?
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
maybe
Mimikyu-sama@reddit
Potion of makes your tongue hurt.
vtv43ketz@reddit
That’s the sound of your liver dying
Mr_JayJay124@reddit
I tried to stop him.
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
you simply couldnt comprehend its majesty
lordofpersia69420@reddit
I don't like posts wasting food for the sake of the post. It why that stupid food subreddit sucks.
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
im not planning on wasting it
Tpk08210@reddit
Colourblindknight@reddit
Oh your guts are fixin’ to get bubbly
SaintsNoah14@reddit
What the fuck is ghost???
The00Taco@reddit
It's an energy drink
Zero_Number_Zeros@reddit
I thought OP meant soul of the dead who did not rest in peace
Common_Vagrant@reddit
They make preworkout too, which is what I thought this was due to the powder
MadTapprr@reddit
fooddudebob@reddit
Dyemaxxing I see
BilliamBalls@reddit
Ah hell naw brah made the battery acid spaghetti
pugawugapoog@reddit
when you need all of your teeth dissolved in 5 minutes or less.
emilysavaje1@reddit
I got heartburn just looking at this
Turd_Ferguson420@reddit
“It makes sounds that I don’t think I’ve ever heard before” yeh no shit lmao
GardenDistrictWh0re@reddit
That’s what makes this so good
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
you get it
JerryMau5@reddit
Mostly_Apples@reddit
What flavor ghost?
jackmPortal@reddit (OP)
cherry limeade
Fatalxmt@reddit
Xfuck1tX@reddit