It festers (seven eleven sour strips + ghost)

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_zatoichi@reddit

one bite of this would instantly kill a victorian child

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skronk61@reddit

Are we just enabling people’s public humiliation fetish by engaging with posts like this?

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

ok so I didnt expect for this to actually get attention, if people are interested I will post a video of me drinking it

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The science behind how this concoction becomes legitimately hazardous is the most interesting part. People keep saying “battery acid spaghetti” because it can literally be less than 2.0 ph - causing significant tooth enamel loss if it’s left to sit in your mouth.

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

what if i dilute it?

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Xeper-Institute@reddit

Yup!

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Curly_Cactus1001@reddit

Dude why

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Gimmemyspoon@reddit

He hates himself and lives off of energy drinks is my only guess... Or he's like 16 and just doesn't know better?

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GardenDistrictWh0re@reddit

Leave op alone he needs love

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Gimmemyspoon@reddit

What OP really needs are some veggies, but I send them hugs. Op- sugar is also not great for anxiety! But I'm happy you don't usually drink energy drinks; your kidneys will thank you in ten years.

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

im 20 and treat myself like shit anyway outside of working out twice a week. food is nothing but a means to keep living and sometimes it can be funny

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creatyvechaos@reddit

i will say i rarely drink energy drinks because they put me to sleep or spike my anxiety through the roof

Have you ever been evaluated for ADHD?

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

I have all the basic bitch diagnosises, ADHD, Autism, general anxiety

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creatyvechaos@reddit

Damn, and you got the basic bitch consequences for em, too 💔💔

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

we have to know

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milkleg@reddit

what is ghost?

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opalite-cat@reddit

Ghost is an energy drink brand

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oniiichanUwU@reddit

AKCHUALLY ☝️🤓 it’s a supplement brand that makes a lot of stuff, the canned energy drinks are just getting popular bc they’re easy to find at gas stations lol. They have a reputation for having great tasting products in general. Their canned energy drinks taste like battery acid though. I drink them multiple times a week

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creatyvechaos@reddit

Their canned energy drinks taste like battery acid though. I drink them multiple times a week

...🤔

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oniiichanUwU@reddit

Listen they’re good but also bad I can’t explain lol. They’re very carbonated though. Spicy 🫪

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Ryanmiaku@reddit

don't yuck their yum

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yourbiggesthero@reddit

one of us one of us

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vega2289@reddit

There's a flavor option for this. No need to do this..

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Fomulouscrunch@reddit

That's the shittiest thing I've seen for more than one minute. I wholeheartedly congratulate you on it.

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VoyagerCSL@reddit

Why did you look at it for more than one minute?

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jordan4290@reddit

Maybe he looks at shitty things constantly and this was the shittiest he had seen in the last minute? 😂

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VoyagerCSL@reddit

He said for the last minute, not in the last minute.

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roarrshock@reddit

Must take forever to scroll, poor guy

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Krillkus@reddit

Fight or flight, but freeze is also a possibility. I believe there’s a fourth called fawn, which I pray no one here is doing.

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Fomulouscrunch@reddit

I mean it's been more than a minute since I saw something that shitty.

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GardenDistrictWh0re@reddit

Love this. Love you(you clearly need it).

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Baelish2016@reddit

And tums. A WHOLE lot of tums.

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Gimmemyspoon@reddit

He needs a real meal- with protein and veggies. Potatoes are veggies. Just throw anything green at the meal!

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peacenchemicals@reddit

green sour strips it is!

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

thank you

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Alissan_Web@reddit

ghost? ghost what? ghost who?

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zugarrette@reddit

Did you eat it all?

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LatterParty182@reddit

i want oneee

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pizdec-unicorn@reddit

I remember this as a tumblr trend but I forgot what they called it, I feel like it was something like corrosive spaghetti but I know that's not quite right

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houseofharm@reddit

battery acid spaghetti

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Neither_Produce2213@reddit

Don’t do this

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LazerBear42@reddit

Don't tell me what to do

Edit: don't do this

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Jimbuscus@reddit

gif

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pizdec-unicorn@reddit

Yes! Thank you!

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Krillkus@reddit

corrosive spaghetti

Dibs on the band name

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RandyButternubber@reddit

Read seven as semen and had a violent mental and physical reaction

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TheWhisperingDark@reddit

Someone’s teeth would dissolve like cotton candy the second this chemical weapon passed their lips.

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A_very_smol_Lugia@reddit

It tastes pretty good

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A_very_smol_Lugia@reddit

Don't do this

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kodakowl@reddit

Don't do this

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papayatwentythree@reddit

When Lisa Frank kills, this is what she uses to dissolve the bodies

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bacillus_subtle@reddit

gif

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

the rainbow strips have lost all structural integrity and rip apart when I try to grab them

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Certain-Public-933@reddit

No shit, ya fucking idiot

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meowmeoowwww@reddit

Basic american food

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Efficient_Island_381@reddit

I made battery acid spaghetti few months ago thinking it can’t be that bad and it was.

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azu420@reddit

thats not food, thats not even a food shaped object

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Hollowgirl136@reddit

Someone actually made that Tumblr post into reality again.

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Dead-House-Mouse@reddit

The Battery Acid Spaghetti claims another victim

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Regular_Brilliant_77@reddit

I feel like I've requested wellness checks for less

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DeepSubmerge@reddit

I’m giggling so much at this comment and trying not to wake my spouse sleeping next to me on the couch

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

super compressed 192000 by gorillaz is an accurate representation of my mental state

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GardenDistrictWh0re@reddit

Okay but change it to super fast jellyfish instead

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

not sure if I have time for a hot home cooked breakfast

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Dragon_OS@reddit

Ah, the classic battery acid spaghetti.

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Anubis-Hound@reddit

My teeth and my stomach lining are dissolving just from looking at this

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TheCrankyBunny@reddit

And my GERD just clocked in for overtime too, lol

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elefhino@reddit

Once you're done drinking it, if you add ice (or stick the cup in the freezer), the strips get a really interesting texture. They're fun to eat with chopsticks

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I_Am_Yeti_1@reddit

wtf am I looking at, I see the candy but what did you do lol?

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

i put it in a mug and poured ghost on it

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I_Am_Yeti_1@reddit

I may be slow, but what is ghost? Like ghost pepper or Ghost in the machine IPA beer, cocaine, idk

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Common_Vagrant@reddit

It’s a brand that makes pretty good energy drinks, and pre workout. Whoever they hired as their flavor scientist deserves a Nobel peace prize because their flavors are great, even for sugar free.

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Milsurp_Seeker@reddit

Original my beloved

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Gimmemyspoon@reddit

The sugar free are intolerable for me. The regular ones I find the need to chug as fast as possible because they don't taste good to me at all unless I do them over tons of ice.

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Common_Vagrant@reddit

Which ones have you had? Their strawbango is amazing. Their Welch’s grape taste exactly like if Welch’s made a grape soda. Both of these are sugar free.

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Gimmemyspoon@reddit

Both are gross. I can not do sugar free substitutes unfortunately- they taste like licking a battery coated in sugar to me. Frankly, the flavors I've had all are gross to me. I've had multiple samples of many flavors from work folks, and they all are not fabulous. On ice, they're tolerable to me.

I send you the best wishes for your stomach tomorrow. Stay hydrated with all that sugar!

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

energy drink

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I_Am_Yeti_1@reddit

You win…

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lockecole38@reddit

How long has it been sitting together?

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

an hour and a half, but this photo was taken 15 minutes after birth

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J_B_La_Mighty@reddit

Toothpaste is more appealing

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jackmPortal@reddit (OP)

wheres the challenge in stomaching toothpaste

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BlueButterflytatoo@reddit

What’s ghost?

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EllaH34rs3@reddit

Oh no the forbidden spaghetti. My best friend and I tried this once. It's terrible because the sour powder combines with the energy drink to become a really gross clumpy texture. Never again. o7

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