What’s your wierdest Covid Pandemic memory?
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So much bizarre stuff happened, but what tops your list of wierd/stupid/memorable/ridiculous occurences?
Extension_Pickle_581@reddit
I remember in the early days, when no one knew much about it, one night, while watching TV with my wif, my leg start twitching and I genuinely worried if i had caught covid and wondering how I was going to look after my wife and stepdaughter. it’s really weird thinking about it now but it was the mad of the times.
Ralphisinthehouse@reddit
However you slice it standing outside your house door clapping at the sky as a mass nationwide event is pretty fucking weird.
gggggenegenie@reddit
It was the banging of the saucepans to accompany this that did it for me. I point blank refused to engage in any of it, leading to a neighbour shouting across the road, "You don't deserve their help" when I was putting the rubbish out.
xxPlsNoBullyxx@reddit
That's so fucking weird. Have you seen the neighbour since? Are they not super embarrassed lmao.
Secure-Property4926@reddit
Probably not seeing as they probably made it up
xxPlsNoBullyxx@reddit
I made the mistake of forgetting that everything on the internet is a lie. Including you. And even me. Oh no!
positivelittlecorner@reddit
As a member of the nhs, while we appreciated the sentiment, most of us were very very very happy to see the end of the bastards clapping.
letthemhavejush@reddit
My friend was working for the NHS at the time as a ambulance driver he said “yeah that’s nice and and all but it doesn’t get me my lunch on time does it”
No_Intern5991@reddit
The only two people on my street who didn't get involved and thought it was ridiculous was my mum, who works in a care home, and the neighbour opposite, who's a nurse in the NHS. Says a lot, doesn't it?
Slutkie@reddit
My mother shouted "save the NHS from the Tories" during it, so I respected her for that
CulturalFlatworm1216@reddit
Agreed. My parents and I work in the NHS and worked during Covid, and did not join in with the clapping/were glad to see it done with
majesticjewnicorn@reddit
Fellow NHS worker, too. During Covid, when neighbours banged their pots and pans I asked them to do something useful with them by making me meals as I was busy working. They didn't. So I had to pay for food items with money as claps weren't a currency and then use my own pots and pans to make meals myself.
erroneousbosh@reddit
We had a neighbour at the time whose whole family (and there were a lot of them) would come out and bang saucepans.
My little boy was born in mid 2020, right around peak "clap for the NHS" pish.
Great, thanks guys, I have a heavily pregnant partner who's trying to sleep and you're knocking shit out of your Tesco Value pans for ten minutes.
I hope you become allergic to toilet paper.
badonkadonked@reddit
I lived in a big block of flats at the time and the very first night it happened everyone was out and to be honest it made me a bit weepy; it was less about supporting essential workers, if we’re honest, than it was a moment of connection with all these people we’d never bothered to get to know but who were all suffering alongside us. It was a warm evening and afterwards someone brought a guitar out onto their balcony and played songs for half an hour.
I don’t remember it ever happening again. Maybe it did, and I just didn’t get involved, but it never registered if so. So I have fond memories of it - but my memories are not, tbh, anything to do with Supporting Our Key Workers or anything, just a moment of everyone being together, but apart.
In case it makes a difference, I wasn’t a key worker but I wasn’t furloughed either. I was working from home, and in fact later had something of a breakdown from the horror and stress.
CherryBell23@reddit
My neighbourhood did fireworks
Me2309@reddit
My dad used to stop workers in the supermarket to thank them for their service
gggggenegenie@reddit
I did that until a woman working in Asda told be to "stop being so f** stupid."
Federal-Emu-4204@reddit
Ugh I had one of those neighbours too, used to bang on people's doors and yell at them if they didn't partake. Oddly enough he didn't bang on ours, he likes us and my husband is a big guy 😂
intolauren@reddit
It was weird, but I remember feeling so emotional that first week everyone did it. Like living alone and not seeing anyone for weeks and then standing on the doorstep and everyone else being there and smiling and clapping was so wholesome at first. But it got old so fast and I couldn’t even think about going outside and clapping when it doesn’t change the fact that people were dying in hospitals and care-homes without PPE and families were having funerals over zoom, and the entire time the government were having their wine and cheese get-togethers and god knows what else.
resident_queerdo@reddit
Did you have window concerts? I felt very emotional for the first one after feeling completely isolated for weeks, living alone and being put in a room by myself at work. However, I quickly discovered the musician's repertoire was very limited. 😅
intolauren@reddit
Omg yes!! Someone across the road came out with his saxophone quite frequently 😂
writedream13@reddit
Yes, I felt the same way! That first time I cried. My family all worked for the NHS, my sister was struggling so much alone in London and working in a hospital, and I felt this was one little thing we could do to show them how proud we were and how grateful, especially given that life for my little bubble was very happy. I agree that it didn’t stick, though, got a bit (a lot?) silly by the end.
Orange_fan1@reddit
Yeah I thought, the first time, it was a one off thing and I thought it was a nice gesture. Then it happened the following week and I thought, 'what, again?'. I was completely ignoring it by the end, it went on for about ten weeks didn't it?!
mortstheonlyboyineed@reddit
I think it was good for the kids to see people having appreciation shown and to show what a community can feel like but it did absolutely nothing for those who actually had to work throughout.
Material_System_1100@reddit
Weird & pointless
originallyale@reddit
Kids in history classes will laugh at this forever to come…
NichoBesty@reddit
My ex did all that clapping and saucepan banging, I didn't and she called me boring and unsupportive.
DisneyBounder@reddit
I remember going out for a run about 7:30 one evening and getting home close to 8pm when the clapping started. I've never felt so self conscious.
TepacheLoco@reddit
The intent and how it started out felt genuine - there was such a sense of having no way to contribute or do anything about what was going on, that just going out and clapping, anything to try to cheer on those who had to deal with it, felt right. But not long after it turned in to a performative ritual that outlived its sincerity.
Uneekorn13@reddit
It should've been a one time thing to be honest. Doing it weekly took away from it being a nice gesture of appreciation to it being performative
intolauren@reddit
Exactly this!
llynllydaw_999@reddit
Fortunately it happened once on my street but then everyone gave up on it.
Western-Childhood766@reddit
Holy shit this. I was working at a care home, and the clapping started just as our shifts ended. Im cycling home in my scrubs and the streets are lined with people clapping. Felt like I was doing the tour de france. I even heard one bystander shout "THERE'S ONE, WELL DONE MATE!" 😂
No_Eagle_1424@reddit
Just laughed out loud and woke the dog up 😂
CapnJager@reddit
I also worked in a residential home at the time. For context, the home was split into several buildings and located oppopsite a row of terraced houses. I remember being 13 hours into a 14 hour shift, walking from one building to the other in full PPE and carrying a red sluice bag full of soiled clothes just as half the street started clapping and banging pans.
It was so surreal and I just awkwardly scurried off to the laundry building 🤣
hill1208@reddit
I answered the phones for 111 during this time and I had multiple calls after the weekly pot banging of people injuring themselves during it. Somebody injured their hand doing it, how hard were you banging the pot??
Also the irony that they were doing that to thank the nhs but then causing more workload for the nhs…
QueefInMyKisser@reddit
I timed my daily form of exercise to be running down the street with everyone clapping at me, glad to get some long deserved recognition for it!
Lonely_Touch_43@reddit
What week did we decide we were done with this???? Like when and how did it even stop I have no idea
HecatesOracle@reddit
Weirdly, if it hadn't have been for that, I don't think we'd have ever met our neighbours 😅 we moved in just under 4 months before (with a newborn, was a busy day), we were all too damn sleep deprived to go anywhere 🫣 but we knew where to send all the cards by Christmas!
Federal-Emu-4204@reddit
We had a similar situation, moved in 2 months before with a 4 month old. We really made things difficult for ourselves didn't we 😂
HecatesOracle@reddit
I actually gave birth on moving day 😅 me and my sibling like to bicker about who had the worst day, and my mother always wins, because she got to watch me almost...um...not come home 🫣, and then when the hospital kicked her out after me and bubs were stable, she went home to our new house, only to discover she didn't have a key, and sib had locked her out and gone to bed!
edhitchon1993@reddit
Our town went outside every evening and made mooing noises. Little bit of insanity to keep us all sane - the clapping was a bit silly though.
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
I'd regularly forget about this and jump out of my skin when the street erupted in noise.
x0_Kiss0fDeath@reddit
SO weird but arguably hilarious to think back on now...
littledutchboy1@reddit
When lockdown came my daughter was two and a half years old. Her kindergarten closed so she was home all the time and so was I, so got to see her for the whole of that period which was magic really. On the downside, I lost my mum last month and it made me realise that lockdown really robbed her of a year with her granddaughter, and dementia began to show not long after...
UnusualHandle6178@reddit
Most of it because it showed them just how easily manipulated the population could be !!! Ewwwww makes me cringe so much !!
KeithBeall@reddit
I somehow heard nothing about the "Clap for Heros" idea, until one day I went to put something in the bins and everyone was outside bashing pots and pans.
wetlettuce42@reddit
My parents wiping down the shopping in each delivery
Clapping for nhs outside
HipHopAllotment@reddit
Attempting to tow an inflatable paddling pool with a 1980’s Fiat Panda.
Used a carpet and pallet wood base, two secure lines to rear of little blue Italian tractor and bosh. Water everywhere and two days of absolute hilarity - oh and failure in our eyes as three meters is not adequate aquatic adventure.
LurkingWithStyle@reddit
I don't know why this stuck with me so much but it did..
I was out on my daily allocated piece of exercise and was running round my city. As I was heading back to my house I started heading down this fairly long, pretty wide alley way. Half way down I come across a lady walking in the opposite direction, shopping bags in hand. There was no where to really go that didnt mean we weren't going to be within the 2 metre distance of each other for all of .2 milliseconds as I ran past.
I didnt think a lot of it, made my way as far to the side as I could but as I approached she pinned herself face first to the wall screaming "NO DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!". God knows how she'd made it to the shops and back down the road without encountering another human being.. nor how she managed for the next 18 months.. or why she chose to walk down a fairly narrow alley way if she was that concerned about human contact.
Either way, I stopped and without saying a word buggered off in the other direction. It was about 3 weeks into lockdown and I think it just hit me how all essence of common sense and basic thinking had fallen to the wayside in place of complete paranoia and illogical thinking.
JackyRaven@reddit
But... she was also walking closer to you! You moving past quickly at max possible distance was the best solution. Some people!
LurkingWithStyle@reddit
Ny thoughts exactly... but at the same time it felt like a lost cause to try and talk reason into a person who was quite literally screaming into a wall.
JackyRaven@reddit
Losing my husband in the 1st lockdown, although not to Covid. Me, son, & daughter allowed in to his hospital room in PPE to be with him as he passed. I did take off my mask to speak to him. Organising a funeral when we were only allowed 9 people, distanced. Friends travelled over 100 miles to wait outside & listen over speakers. Wake in gazebo in my garden, distanced chairs, 9 people. Surreal & so upsetting.
Particular-Fly3702@reddit
Going to watch the Euros in the local pub. Having to book a table each game. As England got to the finals and everyone had the same seat on the same table every game as it seemed good luck! Drinks were table service and each table had to go and smoke outside together separately! So strange but also very fun. Usually everyone would be jumping about after any goals but just a quick yayyyy at the table was only allowed 😂😂
Drath101@reddit
Being an "essential worker" having to do nights and politely asking my neighbours not to clap for essential workers that week and being called a "killjoy" and "selfish".
Politely asking somebody to wear a mask and being told they would see me hung at the covid nuremberg trials. Alternatively being told that masks and covid rules were a test to see who was compliant and obedient for a new cast system where those who resist were at the bottom, then being called a "sarcastic little wanker" for responding with "can't wait to be at the top"
Willing_Temporary_73@reddit
I also worked as a essential worker as a carer.
The council asked the owner of the company/ boss if his employees wouldn’t mind going into clients that tested positive for Covid and without asking any of us said yes straight away, we had no proper PPE, we were given one mask per shift, a box of gloves a roll of aprons small bottle of hand sanitizer and home made ‘face shields’ made using a plastic sheet, hot glue and a strip of foam.
Boss on the other hand wasn’t out on the road, didn’t comply to any of the COVID restrictions or protocols put in place and kept going away. And at the end of it all we got a little toy plastic medal that just said I survived Covid
pixeltash@reddit
My husband worked all through the lockdowns as a night trunk lgv driver. He was moving essential medical supplies, but with bob of the support or stops he was used to having.
The neighbours would bang pans on Thursdays which woke him up, so annoying when we had spent all day keeping quiet for him in a very very small house.
IcyCaverns@reddit
My partner was a front line covid nurse for two of the spikes (not the first one). He was put forward because some of the other nurses had PTSD and severe anxiety and were refusing to return to the covid wards. He was meticulous with PPE, he would undress at the front door and I would mask up, bag his clothes wearing gloves, a d immediately put the on a boil wash with antibac in while he showered. We observed every rule because of the risk he posed to others, we didn't even go out for daily exercise just in case.
I was a midwife on labour ward, which was the red zone where our covid women went.
He got covid and passed it to me on Christmas day (side note, my Mum sent a Christmas dinner over in a taxi, that was weird). I was the hospitalised on New Year's Eve and in for nearly a week.
We were denied a pay rise because we were previously locked in to a paydeal that everyone else go, with a promise of recognition of our hard work after that deal had concluded (like fuck did that happen).
Anyway, he got a commemorative coin and a generic letter as a thank you.
A commemorative fucking coin, and a mass printed letter.
I was at a different trust and got an extra day annual leave.
Honestly it was a joke.
Skeletime@reddit
I worked for a British Telecommunications company and we all got some tulip bulbs 'to symbolise the growth we'd all been through together'. Record profits that year.
scoutmouse@reddit
I worked for a supermarket during lockdown. I hated the number of people who just had to “squeeze” by me for “just a sec” to grab something rather than just ask me. Personal space rarely happens in a supermarket but it was actually worse during Covid. I’m just glad there were 2 ladies who worked down the health & beauty aisle who were not scared to yell at customers who refused to wear a mask or walked down the aisles the wrong way.
icklemiss_@reddit
WTF is wrong with people. I had a new baby and my sister died of Covid three weeks after lockdown. My husband is in the police. I was ordering my shipping online, asking the delivery driver to leave it out my back door, unloading it out there and spraying it down with antibac and leaving it for a full five mins before wiping it down and unloading it. My husband was going to work with no pee and people were spitting in his face saying they had Covid. He would isolate and sleep in the spare room which should have been our nursery. He would undress immediately at the front door, put his clothes in a bin bag which would be left for three days before washing, sanitise his hands and feet and immediately go for an everything shower. We didn’t eat together, or spend time together and sat on the phone with one another in different rooms. I had a new baby and a toddler on my own with no help at all, and I couldn’t even pair up with one of my family members as I didn’t want to accidentally pass on Covid to one of them when it was likely that we were highly susceptible as a family. Which was accurate. It took six months of living like that before we took a little staycation and scrubbed the place fully before letting everyone in. We chanced a McDonald’s. Got covid. I was hospitalised a few weeks later. The only difference between me and my sister is that by the time I got ill, they had discovered dexamethazone.
Other people’s behaviour at the time enrages me, still! As for the ones calling it a hoax. 😡😡😡😡
scoutmouse@reddit
That was awful what you went through. We used to get people cough directly in your face. Most of the time it was people not thinking but there were others who did it on purpose. Personally I think all the people who worked in public facing jobs should have been issued with electric cattle prods to remind the careless or those who couldn’t give a damn to keep away from us. 🤣
flanmagnet@reddit
My goodness, I'm so sorry you had to go through that. That sounds absolutely awful. Your poor husband having to deal with people like that.
RaiLau@reddit
And I bet if you told the deniers what happened to you they would still cling to the ridiculous notion of it being a hoax.
What happened to you is really awful. I’m so sorry.
BiscuitCrumbsInBed@reddit
I work for the NHS. We got a badge and a teabag.
mustardgoeswithitall@reddit
One...teabag???
Iheartthenhs@reddit
I work for the NHS. I got a teabag and a little metal badge with a Covid virus on it.
amiableshrimp@reddit
Makes my £5 Costa voucher, for being one of 50 other staff (when we normally had 800, tbf they didn't let anyone go and kept paying everyone else their full wage too) that kept the company going working every single day during COVID, look positively generous
Malagate3@reddit
Aside from the banging of pots and pans, we got a badge - a little pin, with NHS written on it.
Admittedly, for a time before lockdowns, I could just flash my ID badge and get free drinks from places like Costa, so I probably worked out better than you as I kept ordering the largest, fanciest coffees!
pixeltash@reddit
Fuck um!
That's so shitty
ramona1987@reddit
I worked nights in a taxi office during lockdown, I used to hate the clapping and everything.
There were only a few of us that had to work through the whole thing while everyone else was furloughed, we got a passing thank you in an email and that was it.
Bitter_Tradition_938@reddit
Same here. I was lucky enough to be able to practice remotely for a big part of the lockdown, but my partner was only “grounded” for one week, then had to work double shifts.
I kept begging the neighbours to not make noise, but because he was not NHS, he was not considered essential (he was!) and nobody gave a s*it. I tried it the other way and asked on my behalf (I was NHS) but it still did not work because “we need to take selfies when clapping”.
Bloody clapping, I’m sure that my colleagues who died feel so much better for it now…
Silent_Doubt3672@reddit
About as useful as the card and pin badge our trust gave all the healthcare workers 😔 i mean our mental health is ruined, mine further ruined but its okay we got a pin badge and card 👍
fuckinyaldi@reddit
I also worked all the way through in a small shop (in no way an essential business bimo) where we couldn't properly socially distance. We had to have the staff we worked with as our "bubble" meaning we couldn't see our families. We got fuck all at the end of it. Instead we were told we were lucky to have been able to keep our jobs.
inevitablelizard@reddit
The whole applause and banging pots and pans thing was so stupid even at the time. Just unnecessary performative nonsense.
space_coyote_86@reddit
Fucking "covid nuremberg trials", now there's a brain dead term I completely forgot. At least we didn't end up holding those health experts accountable for the crime of trying to protect us from a deadly virus.
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
Should have tried the government who ruled themselves above the law.
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
No one clapped near me, and I'm glad for it. The whole thing was dumb virtue signalling that achieved nothing.
Mavericks7@reddit
My cul de sac was full of these numpties. None of them worked on the Frontline. I did.
I didn't want to hear clapping after a 12 hour shift.
Just do one and go to sleep 😴
Recessio_@reddit
That's hilarious, I wish I had been as quickwitted when faced with those type of nutjobs back then!
lornamabob@reddit
I was working in a pet shop so we were considered essential (we stopped selling animals and tried to encourage people to only buy the food they needed rather than browsing the treats and toys for hours). So many people would get mad when we told them buying pet fish wasn't considered essential. We got fuck all from upstairs for risking our health. We would spend 2 extra hours after closing bleaching all the surfaces.
positivelittlecorner@reddit
I managed a small city’s Covid ward through 2020 and 2021. Back to back 80-90 hour weeks while looking after 19-20 patients per nurse.
We had patient relatives banging on the ward door for us to let them in to a closed ward with Covid on and patients on negative pressure oxygen masks, screaming that we were nazis and should be hung (while caring for their grandmother). It was an insane and terrifying time. I lost my own grandfather to Covid and could never imagine in a million years carrying on that way to the staff that were caring for him.
I was so done with the clapping after about 2 weeks and so many staff working night shifts would get woken early for work by it.
iristurner@reddit
Yeh, I'm an icu nurse, got threats to be murdered. Lost my own father in 2020 without being able to see him,
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
Out of curiosity, what number of patients are nurses told in training there should be for every one nurse? You said for you, it was 20 patients for 1 nurse, but what does the policy say?
(If that question makes sense, I can try to reword it if you like)
pixeltash@reddit
I'm so sorry you were treated like that while you were literally trying to save lives.
I'm case you don't know it, you are amazing.
positivelittlecorner@reddit
Thank you- that’s very kind. It took a long while to recover and I think I just had to make peace with the fact that people were terrified and some people just don’t have the mental capacity/ resilience/ support systems to cope with that and ended up lashing out.
It’s a very strange time to look back on and almost feels like I was living someone else’s life!
onewetfart@reddit
I loved being a "key worker" I was delivering any old shit around the UK in record time. I did Leeds to London in just short of 3 hours multiple times
Cakeo@reddit
Try working at a bank call centre. Cunts with nothing better to do than fall for scams 24/7. Crypto was the bane of my work existence.
bozwold@reddit
Fucking pan bangers.
Tattycakes@reddit
…what…
YchYFi@reddit
The clapping. So ridiculous now.
Stabbykarp@reddit
Hated this so much. Having to stand there grinning like a PG Tips monkey whilst everyone clapped and whistled
PomegranateNo2784@reddit
So funny I remember being on a rural street in the middle of nowhere basically and one woman was walking the other direction, it must have hit clapping time and she stopped started clapping and I awkwardly smiled at her and walked by.. and she then shouted at me to clap! It was such a weird encounter 🤣
Benreh@reddit
I worked it support for loads of local nursing homes, we were furloughed as its not technically essential but we were still trying to do what we could, the ambulances and people stood out side when we had to attend were nuts
Mammoth-Ad-562@reddit
Not gonna lie, you sound like someone who was in their element during that time.
I bet you’d go back in a heartbeat.
themosthappyx@reddit
I remember I was a student nurse during the pandemic. I'd just finished a 13 hour shift in neonates, it had been particularly loud that day during the shift and I had a headache, and when I finished I was walking to my car and some people were stood in the street banging pots and pans and shouting "thank you for your service!!!" Right into my ear. I was furious! All I wanted after my shift was peace and quiet and instead my ear drums got assaulted. The clap for the NHS never ever felt like it was for us. It was more for people to feel good about themselves.
Silent_Doubt3672@reddit
This is it exactly, it was never about us. It was so they could feel/look good saying they supported the NHS and then turn around and call you murders the next day.
Fantastic-Bother3296@reddit
Worked through the whole thing in community pharmacy and my most common memory was just being moaned at and shouted at for the majority of it.
Journeys to work were peaceful at least.
Critical_Wasabi5218@reddit
Baaaahh bahhhhh
x0_Kiss0fDeath@reddit
My sister worked at a hospital reception in the US during covid and OMG the stories she would tell about people and how they would behave towards her. I did not envy her for one minute. The amount of people she said would actively cough on her and stuff as well.
PennyyPickle@reddit
Postponing our wedding but then seeing the heritage railway train chug past and packed full of happy, waving passengers. Didn't make sense.
Crafty-Reality-9425@reddit
I was working at Morrisons supermarket at the time. During the first lockdown, one Sunday, a middle-age woman approached me in an angry manner. She was dressed from head to toe in a skin tight shiny rubber fetish type suit and wearing a World War Two gas mask whilst sporting an immaculate blow-dried lacquered hairstyle. She was shouting something at me and waving her arms around frantically, but I could not understand her. This went on for what felt like ages, but was probably only a few minutes but, somehow, I managed to keep a straight face. As people were starting to stare, and I was getting nowhere with trying to understand her muffled ranting, I grabbed a marker pen and some paper from the lottery kiosk. She ripped these out of my hands and disappeared which, I later discovered, was to find a flat surface to write upon. I caught sight of her out of the corner of my eye rushing back towards waving the message she had written down. When she got close to me, she shoved the A4 written notes into my face. It was written in large capital letters and underlined, so I knew she was really pissed off. As I stood there and read her message, I had these mixed feelings of wanting to laugh hysterically alongside the feeling of wanting to smash her continuously in the face with a nearby fire extinguisher. Bearing in mind that it was really stressful having to work in such and exposed environment during this time, and watching the news every night reporting on the terrible situation in hospitals and the increasing number of deaths was greatly increasing at this time, I was unable to respond in an appropriate manner so I turned and walked away and disappeared into the warehouse. The note read 'I'M HAVING A VERY IMPORTANT DINNER PARTY FOR 12 PEOPLE TONIGHT. MY HUSBAND IS THE CAPTAIN OF THE GOLF CLUB AND THESE FRIENDS OF OURS ARE VERY IMPORANT. THIS IS THE THIRD SUPERMARKET I HAVE VISITED AND NON OF THEM, INCLUDING THIS ONE, HAVE ANY ASAPAGUS. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I MUST HAVE ASPARAGUS.
So along with her breaking Covid rules of the number people you could mix with, this posh middle-aged entitled woman, who was dressed like a twat in her rubber suit and gasmask, she was fuckin' distraught that she needed asparagus and wanted to know what I was going to do about? It was a terrible period in our history with so many people losing family and loved ones and unable to attend funerals or visit care homes and hospitals, so I think you can understand why I had to walk away from what I was witnessing (it's the closest I've ever felt in wanting to kill someone). For a while afterwards I wondered if it all had really happened (it did and it was witnessed by several of my colleagues). I can laugh about in now, I just wished that I had kept the note, which she threw at me as I walked away. I wonder to this day if she relays the story of the trials and tribulations they experienced during the 'great asparagus shortage of 2020', to her grandchildren, who in turn will tell their children and so on and so forth.
Separate_Wing_6685@reddit
Maybe not weird but kind of sweet. My Mum and her friend both had terminal cancer. Despite all the rules they still used to meet in the park and smoke a cigarette on the bench.
I remember I used to worry so much but actually it was totally their choice and the pandemic wasn't going to take that away.
popsum22@reddit
My whole office was told to work from home, except for my department! And I was pregnant at the time with hyperemesis, I had no choice but to come into the office and vomit until I car keep my head up, and then I was allowed to leave early, I would’ve done anything to be able to work from home. But there was another lady, who has been advised NOT to come in, she’s a cancer patient, she loves her work but she’s always been a bitch to everyone, I worked in her team for a few years too. She had only just recovered from sepsis. God knows why she came in. She walked into the kitchen while I was trying to catch my breath after vomiting, so my mask was off for a few seconds, also, I was exempt from wearing it as it triggered my nausea. I was only 8 weeks pregnant and wasn’t ready to tell anyone so I stood there and got a right bollocking from her, about how I’m putting people at risk, people like her who are vulnerable and are fighting cancer, she even came back and put a note on the table to remind everyone to keep their masks on to protect vulnerable people. I put a complaint through and after that week, she didn’t come in until lockdown was over, which was around the time I went back from my maternity leave. Should’ve seen the look on her face when everyone was asking how my pregnancy was and I said how I couldn’t stop vomiting but still had to come into work unlike some people who were told not to come in but still did.
Careful_Feedback_168@reddit
For me i was living literally in the world of zelda breath of the wild 🤣
snarkycrumpet@reddit
being forced to wash my hands under the detailed direction and supervision of a LUSH employee just to browse the shop
Character_Life840@reddit
Got a mildly ridiculous one. Lost my grandad, aged 108, to COVID in May 2020. Due to social distancing we had a tiny wake for him outside at a local beach, just 6 immediate family members. I took some food for everyone. My sister brought 70 falafels. Only her and I eat falafels. Her car was full of them. I think it was stress-buying, but it was so funny and really lightened a sad day.
eggs_and_ham_i_am@reddit
And couldn't it (doesn't it) make you so pissed off to think how you and your family and friends followed the guidelines like that, meaning you couldn't have a proper send off for a much loved Grandad, and all the while those in power telling us what to do were having parties in big groups.
Government got off far to lightly by the public for that behaviour.
snarkycrumpet@reddit
I think of the Queen, sat alone at her husband's funeral. meanwhile the govt played us for fools
Andthenwefade@reddit
My dad died in 2021 and funerals were still limited to 25 I think it was. It was a travesty. My Dad was an amazing man, and he deserved more people there.
I don't hold onto hate these days, but I've made an exception for the UK government at the time.
Our current government are getting bullets for making some tough decisions, and people seem to have totally forgot about the behaviour of the Covid government.
denbolula@reddit
Even the Queen sat by herself at her husband's funeral, they were partying.
Not to mention the grift behind so many PPE contracts.
Still boils my piss.
I'm sorry about your dad.
Silent_Doubt3672@reddit
I'm not mad, i'm furious about the PPE, the Vents, the rationing of oxygen, having to watch people die alone multiple times a day because the goverment refused to lockdown sooner when it could have saved so many lives and caused less trauma to healthcare workers who haven't even started to process everything that happened.
The general public perception of the hospitals being empty, that doctors and nurses were lying, that we were murders trying to get rid of people by placing them on DNACPR orders only if CPR was going to cause more damage or there would be no quality of life after a CPR attempt. Thats the ONLY thing its stops, the physical effort/trauma to the body of CPR where its normal to break ribs.
Sorry! Yeah i'm still furious.
LadyGruntfuttock@reddit
They still had time to learn the dance routines though
Silent_Doubt3672@reddit
While they were on break which they are legally entitled to.
And not everywhere.
The things everyone had to deal with and people are coming at them for trying to deal by dancing or having a little light in something that traumatised a lot of people.
Legit_Vampire@reddit
I agree I work in NHS I ( luckily) had surgery the week before lockdown we had 3 COVID+ patients in at that time. I went back to work 2 weeks later and there wasn't 3 patients in the place who hadn't got COVID, every bed was full all but 3 theatres had been changed to ICU areas, consultants were portering cos they had no clinics, anybody who could spare half HR after their shift sat with the dying, arguments about PPE.... Horrendous
denbolula@reddit
Don't be sorry, my brother in law was front line in a hospital, can't imagine what he, you and other healthcare professionals went through.
We've already forgotten thousands were dying every week. Without loved ones near them.
HecatesOracle@reddit
I'm not one for they royal family normally, but seeing the Queen sat by herself, not even allowed her family by her, absolutely fkin broke me. She looked so old, and heartbroken, and alone 🥺
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
She chose that. She was outright told that they would exempt Philips funeral from the rules and she said no. She knew everyone else was under those restrictions and wanted to lead the nation by example.
And the night before, the Tories threw a massive boozy party at 10 Downing Street. Fuck them all.
EveryChemistry9163@reddit
Imagine being old, heartbroken and alone and being obliged to have the damn thing televised.
HecatesOracle@reddit
Some things should go beyond the scope of "Duty". And I remember thinking a 5yos version of that watching Will and Harry walk behind their mother's coffin. Some things should be allowed to stay private.
appleorchard317@reddit
Was seven at a time and I remember Harry's face and how even at seven I recoiled because I thought I should not see that.
lodav22@reddit
I was 14, the same age as William and I felt the same way. Such a heartbreaking private moment for two children should never have been a public spectacle, especially when we all know how Diana felt about the paparazzi invading her son’s lives.
flanmagnet@reddit
It was so sad. No one should have to go through that alone. Meanwhile the government were throwing parties...pricks.
MonkeyHamlet@reddit
She could have had people with her if she'd wanted. It was a 100% a choice, and I respected her for it.
Redfreezeflame@reddit
Regarding contracts, the track and trace should have definitely been prosecuted as mismanagement of public funds. The PM gave it to his friends. Billions!! When there was a FREE VERSION WHICH WAS BETTER
lastMETALfinal@reddit
Remember when they used Excel to manually copy and paste data from CSV files to track and trace COVID tests, then lost masses of the data because it was in XLS, not XLXS and it couldn't handle that much info, instead of using a proper database. I'm still gobsmacked about that to this day.
NotARobotHonest@reddit
They partied whilst the rest of us were dying. Never forget that.
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
I've left instructions for my funeral that say if we have a pandemic with those kind of restrictions and I die during that, they're to either put me on ice or bury me without ceremony, then dig me up afterwards and have the funeral then.
CanIjusttho@reddit
My dad died in 2020 during first lockdown. It's crazy to think I stopped to consider if I could even go and be with him in his final moments. I did of course, but it's wild that some were so conscientious while other people who should have known better were flagrantly ignoring the rules.
Neither_Process_7847@reddit
And for the dithering over locking down, then ending it too soon and literally bribing people to mix and spread it more with eat out to help out, forcing the second lockdown with more illness and deaths in between them. The thought of what could have been saved if the government had just done what epidemiologists were screaming at them to do, or just remembered how we handle imported cases of rabies, and just locked down hard and fast to stop it spreading...maddening and far too easily forgiven and forgotten.
blozzerg@reddit
Someone I know died, unexpected in his late 20s, due to the rules only 4 people could attend. Still to this day it saddens me that he only had 4 fucking people at his funeral. This was one of those people who knew everyone, and was nice to everyone, so any other time there would have been hundreds.
GodEmprahBidoof@reddit
My 20 year old friend was put into a coma for 2 months before she passed away. I couldn't go and visit her in hospital, and she couldn't have the proper funeral she deserved.
ashensfan123@reddit
My family were the same when my grandfather died. My grandmother couldn't even say goodbye to him properly because she wasn't allowed in despite putting on PPE and being covid tested. She only saw him very briefly at the end. I wasn't able to travel down and see him to say goodbye or support my grandmother and my mum couldn't say goodbye to her dad properly having to watch a livestreamed funeral. He was on end of life care around the time of the Downing Street parties and died on the 17th.
redunculuspanda@reddit
Not really. I was more upset about people I thought were my friends denying that Covid existed after telling them my dad died of Covid.
woollover@reddit
Oh I agree completely. I'm so sad for this person's loss. The government on the other hand, really are something else!
pajamakitten@reddit
Did she feel awful for buying so many?
signalstonoise88@reddit
If this is a real Harry Baker reference out in the wild I’m gonna drink a Schöfferhoffer to celebrate!
pajamakitten@reddit
BoJack Horseman actually.
signalstonoise88@reddit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wR95T05Ke6c
BeccasBump@reddit
108 isn't a typo?
CleffaCult@reddit
Did your grandad like falafels?
Character_Life840@reddit
He did not! He got to 108 on a strict diet of whisky and porridge. Sometimes together. For breakfast. He was a character.
EBfarnham@reddit
Falafel and hummus would definitely be part of my death row last meal.
I wonder if they contributed to your grandad's longevity.
h00dman@reddit
My great aunt passed away during the first lockdown. It wasn't from COVID, it was just her time, but unfortunately the funeral was impacted because of the social distancing rules.
It did however give everyone who attended a genuine reason to be allowed to get together, and I'll never forget the moment where we all stood in a large circle outside the crematorium after the ceremony, and just had a chat and a catch-up.
It was a sad day, but it was also one of the happier memories I have from that time.
YchYFi@reddit
Just reminds me how I couldn't see my gran.
No_Arm_7761@reddit
Going out for dinner with my closest friend who I hadn't seen in months...(eat out to help out)...sitting in a restaurant that was separated by new plastic screens, and getting a beautiful meal for half price 🤯 ...we left a huge tip, we couldn't have bought the ingredients for twice the price of the meals... then my brother texting us absolutely livid that we had gone out. Very bizzarre time
Dizzy_Dress7397@reddit
We had the clap for cares thing so I would lean out the window every week to hear the noises of people clapping for the nurses and doctors.
It was sweet but looking back it was crazy how dependable they were one minute and how no one gives a crap now
Brilliant-Value111@reddit
I learnt the git up
5minute_daft@reddit
My mother in law knocking on our door at 8am, leaving a tub of ice cream for us and running away. She called us on the way home telling us to eat it for breakfast because fuck it. I love her so much but she is nuts and so was the whole pandemic!
FantasticWeasel@reddit
My mum did something similar. My husband opened the door and she hurled a packet of prawns at him from the street and ran away.
Honestly though she would have done that outside of the pandemic. She was wonderful but chaotic. I miss her bonkers antics.
shinydoctor@reddit
My dad passed away in the April and I was 8 months pregnant at the time, I posted on Facebook about wanting to do some baking with the kids to take their minds off it, the day we heard the news, but had no eggs to bake with as the shops were barren when I'd been a few days earlier, 40 mins later there was a knock at the door, I opened it to find a carrier bag on the doorstep with eggs, some colouring books for my kids, and a brand new baby grow for the baby when he arrived in it. One of my loveliest friends was waving at me from her car across the street and had dropped it off for me after her mum saw my post. Im grateful she didn't throw the eggs at me but I would have absolutely pissed myself if she had 🤣 she's absolutely bonkers too - I do believe that the pandemic allowed us to release our inner bonkerness, and it also brought out the best in people as well. It was such a surreal, difficult time, and I'll never forget the wonderful things folk were doing for each other during it.
Bindaloo@reddit
Your friend sounds amazing, does she have any slots open for additional friends? (asking for a friend). 😂
Late_Abalone3751@reddit
Aww that's so sweet. You could have got the sieve out and caught the eggs as she chucked the. Like a messy game of lacrosse.
Celtic_Cheetah_92@reddit
I adore the way you described that - I could see the entire scene
shinydoctor@reddit
Oh thank you! I like writing, but I'm really tired so I didn't think it made much sense lol
ltrozanovette@reddit
I love that it was her mom that saw your post and told her about it. My mom also keeps me up to date on my friend’s social media posts.
notmerida@reddit
this has absolutely sent me. what a class lady 🧡
Malagate3@reddit
Now that's a mother in law setting a good example for all the others, I sometimes visit NoMIL just to feel fortunate.
5P4ZZW4D@reddit
Egads I never considered that. I really wish that's why I was in there. All in the past now, but it got pretty hectic there for a minute. Genuinely happy for you and I hope there's many more like you in there. To think we're all in there for the same reason can be comforting, but also overwhelmingly depressing. Thanks for the insight. Keep spreading good vibes and whether you do or don't currently - singing "dreams can come true" can really help with that, the whole shebang. - I wholly believe. Fo' real, no jokes no take backsies. Love your work.
Causticburner@reddit
That's amazing! Love it!
et-regina@reddit
My mother-in-law did a similar thing and left us pots of homemade soup (sealed with "wet paint" tape that she had wonderfully altered to read "wet soup") on the doorstep when we were both ill with COVID. Wonderful memory!
throwaway1335927@reddit
My mum has been a Costco 'hoarder' for as long as I can remember.
My partner is a chef.
When his restaurant closed he got to bring home all of the meat and stuff
We left a cool bag of brisket, chicken thigh, beef & lamb mince on the doorstep.
10 minutes later my mum collected the bag and dropped off a SLAB of loo roll as we all waved at each other through the window 😂
Celestial_Light_@reddit
This is very sweet
myreddodgeram@reddit
My village shopkeeper going, “psst, I saved you some toilet roll, it’s under the counter for you!” I was so impressed and it was surreptitiously put into my carrier bag and I paid for it. When I got home, I discovered it was the thinnest, cheapest, crappiest 1 ply. I laughed so hard - but was still grateful.
ACanWontAttitude@reddit
Was 6 months post partum and got sectioned.
Had to have 3 days isolation due to the obvious, on the 4th morning a nurse accused me of non engagement because I had 'just sat' in my room
pennydogsmum@reddit
The small hospital I worked at didnt have a morgue. We had funeral directors come out to a patient who had sadly died of covid (well many over the pandemic) but on this day they had run out of body bags. We had some just in case but it brought home how many deaths they must have been attending.
pixeltash@reddit
Sending you love and full respect for what you went through. .
Thank you for working so hard in such difficult circumstances.
In case you don't know, you are amazing.
ACanWontAttitude@reddit
Oh my this is probably the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me about covid. Thank you so so much. Its really made a difference to me today ❤️
Electronic_Wind1855@reddit
You’re the people superheroes are based on! So sorry you went through all of that.
pennydogsmum@reddit
"One person only" sign on the staff loo at work. It was a single cubicle.
aivlysplath@reddit
Some dumb bitch of a man at the local grocery wearing a see through cut out bit if tights on his face instead of a mask because he wanted to rebel against the rules as on old man who should’ve known better.
Coconutpieplates@reddit
Anti-bac-ing my online grocery shop, leaving my mail for a few days to quarantine, and keeping my letter from my employer in the glovebox all the time that said I needed to travel in for work.
Me2309@reddit
I made a little ‘Covid lock’ system where I’d change from my ‘outside’ clothes to my ‘inside’ ones after my daily walk. It was literally just my porch type thing but I was convinced that it would stop the virus getting in the house. I also weighed out all my dry goods to know I’d have enough to last me for a month or so. I lived alone in a 1 bed studio flat and was furloughed. I rearranged the layout of the flat almost weekly just for something to do. My sleep pattern got so bad from napping in the day that after a few weeks I’d go to sleep at about 9am then wake up at about 5pm every day. It was a strange time
pennydogsmum@reddit
I used to put my uniform into a pillowcase before leaving work and treat it like a biohazard trying to get it into the washing machine.
x0_Kiss0fDeath@reddit
My husband and I were literally just talking about our memories of wiping down our groceries (deliveries and pickups) and being SO annoyed about it because of how time consuming it was but doing it because we didn't want to take the risk. It didn't last as long in hour house (with just the two of us) as I'm sure it probably should've.
icklemiss_@reddit
Oh god, I did this until the second time I caught Covid, after my injection, and I was snuffly and had a dodgy tummy and that was it! That’s the only thing that made me stop. Knowing that I wasn’t going to have to go back to hospital again.
x0_Kiss0fDeath@reddit
We did it for a bit and then mutually agreed after a a month or two that we were willing to take the risk with our groceries as that was really our only risk point we had (we weren't even going into the shops, we were just getting our groceries delivered).
xxPlsNoBullyxx@reddit
I did this the first few times. I actually washed, under a warm tap, my frozen veggie bags. Which of course melted in the bag, and then re-froze in to a huge veggie block in the freezer. Super dumb looking back. But you know, had to be careful! lol
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
Yeah it was really annoying wiping down all the groceries. Some of my friends in other countries thought I was nuts because they had much better public health messaging and had already understood that covid spreads mostly through the air and not through droplets on surfaces. The UK government never really got that message out. Still, better safe than sorry.
throwawaypopsticks@reddit
I remember this! And also having been the employer writing the letter, and having to right and sign my own
FloofyRaptor@reddit
I found my little pass from work not that long ago. I laminated it to stop it getting tatty. I only went in one or two days a week but for ages I kept bumping into the same two police officers on my way in (I walked part way and took the bus part way). It just devolved into me holding up the slip and saying "Multipass!" As I walked by.
Once some miserable bloke had a go at one of them for not "checking it properly" which just ended up with him being questioned why he was out instead.
In the very early days there was an elderly woman in a flat that used to yell abuse at anyone walking past for being out from her balcony. Being screamed at for going to work whilst being scared (NHS admin mook) was an experience.
Naps_in_sunshine@reddit
I had some phone counselling because I was so stressed out doing the same - we had milk deliveries and I used to freak out if my partner touched it then didn’t wash his hands. My counselling helped me make a decision to stop wailing the milk and all my groceries because the stress was probably more unhealthy.
87catmama@reddit
Anti-bac-ing the shopping, I'd forgotten about that!! Must admit that I probably did it twice before thinking 'fuck this' and just putting everything away.
SignNotInUse@reddit
Carrying my work pass in full sight when travelling to and from work.
space_coyote_86@reddit
Pretty sure I've still got it in my door pocket now. They gave us an A5 laminated one.
SouthernPansie@reddit
The Rice Alliance - v early on people panic-bought supplies so there was no rice in any of the shops in my town. A group of us formed a rice alliance so if any of us spotted any rice we'd buy some for everyone. I eventually found 4 bags of basmati in a tesco express and had to work out how to distribute them fairly
Bexybirdbrains@reddit
My granny hoards supplies literally for scenarios like the pandemic, she grew up with rationing and doesn't ever want to go without again. After the first couple weeks of chaos when supermarkets started rationing things to prevent panic buying, the only thing we consistently still couldn't get was toilet roll. Bless her she sent my parents on a very much not allowed 400 mile round trip to deliver several of her hoarded 24 packs 🤣 they stacked them up by the door for us before knocking and retreating and by the time we got to the door they were waving at us from where they'd parked on the opposite side of the road. I mean that's just the kinda shit family's there for
pennydogsmum@reddit
Mine was sadly long gone by 2020, but she had an airing cupboard full of sugar as a result of living through rationing.
I can't seem to stop myself hoarding an extra supply of toilet rolls just in case now.
Kaapstad2018@reddit
This reminds me of a couple who ran to get a bag of rice and ended up ripping the bag and the contents ended up all over the aisle floor. No rice for anyone. Twats
DisneyBounder@reddit
Similarly with the pasta shortages. I've been up in Durham the week things started going crazy and they still had pasta in the Sainsbury's local there, so I bought a few bags to hand out to family back in London. Feels crazy now that I think about it.
spaceandthewoods_@reddit
My mate in London had a c section very early on in the pandemic and was sent home with..inadequate pain relief, and due to the stupid fuckeads panic buying up all the over the counter meds she couldn't even buy those! I found some ibruprophen in my local and sent it to her in the post from up north 😄
Afurryorsomething@reddit
I love this
Karklayhey@reddit
My room mates and I getting trashed and decided that would be the best time to get into the roof if our flat. We were right, it was a great idea and it turned out we could get on everyone else's roof as well. Drunk parkour during a pandemic - twas a simpler time.
feralhog3050@reddit
Turbulent_Fan_5578@reddit
Why couldn’t they have found a clicker?!
shegottabee@reddit
‘Children are not vectors for transmission’ what an absolute corker and clearly thought up by someone who has no experience of schools or just how grubby an entire school of kids in close proximity can be. Oh and the utter disregard for the health of vulnerable people when rules relaxed a bit and masks were required to reduce transmission because apparently we were all selfish for needing to minimise risks and they’d all had Covid and were absolutely fine so we should just either carry on shielding ✨forever ✨ or die quietly so mouth breathers can live their best lives. Looking at the way this government and the last has persecuted and harassed sick and disabled folks as well as peoples attitudes towards us feels pretty grim and I am so very very tired.
Turbulent_Fan_5578@reddit
I caught it at least three times from my school!
Shporpoise@reddit
I know it's AskUK, but here I am in the UK to give you a glimpse into my life in the colonies during covid.
I had a 250cc scooter that I rode all over town. The music/bars street in the middle of Austin Texas was largely closed, along with the rest of downtown. I decided one night to go on a scoot for the sheer pleasure all over the city without any traffic to see the '28 days later' version of all these places.
First stop, 6th street. Starting from I35 and 6th street, I saw a homeless guy getting beat up by another homeless guy.
Then a drug dealer was giving me a long hard look because of my helmet.
You see, one day my friend had a big european oval bumper sticker that said APF on it (austin parks foundation) and he asked me if I wanted it, at which point I immediately put it on my white motorcycle helmet as a joke. However, I later realized, from the front, I kind of looked like I was riding a police motorcycle (all white, windshield, 3/4 modular white helmet with a boom mic for my communicator) and APF looks kind of similar to APD (austin police department) at that point.
So the guy is giving me a good long look that I might be here to bust up the party,, but also, I'm obviously not a cop, no uniform, no gun,,, so he says 'You alright?'
I said yes.
'Well, I run shit down here.'
Now he's saying this because there's no traffic behind me and I'm progressing forward quite slowly looking around, which was suspicious to him. But also,,, what is APF?
Passing him, I see a woman wearing nothing but a u-Haul moving truck blanket over her naked body, who sees me cruising past and puts he arms up in the air, showing me everything, and says she needs to make $750 tonite. 'Unlikely,' I mumbled to myself.
Next up at a bar that was somehow open, a group of 40+ish year old men were talking to some younger guys out front.
I decided to loop around on 5th street back to I35 and see the scenes again because my mind was blown at how things were compared to when the place was filled with thousands of people. Gone were the puking college students, the brawling university students, and the university students dressed like crack whores. Now were actual crack whores, puking middle aged dads, brawling dossers.
Not even 90 seconds have passed as I cross the start/finish back onto 6th from I35. Decrease thottle. Drink it all in.
The homeless guy who was being beaten had apparently gotten up and left, or perhaps his body has been moved.
This time the drug dealer had angry customers in front of him kicking scooters (Bird, Lime, escooters) over on the sidewalk. Now that he's got belligerents in front of him (presumably complaining about price or availability) he's awkward about the fact that I'm looping around on lap 2, tires warm, single 250cc cylinder thumping. Crackheads kicking e-bikes with reckless abandon. And if all that isn't enough, APF is back. I had his curiosity the first loop, but on loop two I'd earned his split-attention.
With no other traffic, I rolled upon the scene slowly and stared at him without blinking as I rode past as if I was a loitering scooter-cavalry asset here to assist the crack addicted infantry assaulting his position on foot. The crack troops.
I stared at him to sternly infer to him that this could become a combined assault momentarily. By all means, good sir, kindly reconsider your crack prices. He was trying to keep his eyes on the men thrashing and yelling in front of him while also turned his head to keep me in the corner of his eye as I proceeded beyond him and behind his back as I trawled towards congress ave.
The lady with the moving blanket on looked at me and went to show me her body, but then realized I had already been through and suddenly she decided not to. But she seemed to be trying to discern whether I simply wanted the free show again, or if I was working up the nerve to actually proposition her. As a gentleman, I can assure you that it was certainly nothing more than the former of these two options that had even remotely crossed my mind.
Onwards, the bar where the younger men and the younger-middle aged men had been speaking. Ninety seconds earlier this had been nothing more than an innocent chat. Some young slim men talking to scrubby, chubby, drunk dads. There but for the grace of god, and 20 additional years of American light lager drinking, they were talking to their future selves. But all sentiments of being in this bastardly shell game called 'life' together had been dispensed with.
The middle aged guys were walking off angrily while the 20-somethings yelled at them not to come back. One last 45-ish year old guy walked out hammered and stumbled into the group of 20's guy who looked at him like 'another one?' but also were giving him the benefit of the doubt that he might have just been leaving and unassociated with the other group.
He broke the icy silence when he innocently asked 'did you see my friends out here?' at which point the young guys screamed ' Yeah, f#$\^ off!' and pointed him towards the group who were walking away. Confused, the man ran after them, seemingly completely unaware that there had been a conflagration of any fashion. I imagined he'd early bought a bag from the dealer down the way, and now, in no more than the time it took to take a hasty coke-shit, the world had changed.
As I slowly passed the retreating pack of drunk dads, I decided to glare at them as well. My menacing APF sticker and,, scooter,, combination causing them to have the same sort of curious double take that the crack dealer had. They seemed to stand up straighter and walk in a less inebriated manner. That's right old chaps. Get it together.
I wanted to loop back a third time, but I weighed this against the fact that if the drug dealer now didn't have any adversaries to contend with, it might free him up to take the initiative to challenge me, along with the platoon of drunken dads, or possibly even the naked crack-whore with the Uhaul blanket. Or the resurrected tramp.
I decided to move my patrol onwards to another neighborhood and perhaps find a McDonalds drive-thru.
As you can imagine, I'm still ferociously proud of my performance that evening. Walk like you haven't been drinking boilermakers on my streets. Stop brandishing your bits at passersby. Deal your crack as if Jesus himself, or APF are watching you. Both.
There is an order to things. Or at least there should be.
elalmohada26@reddit
Going to a restaurant on the first night they were allowed to reopen in July 2020 and being told that if any of us wanted to use the toilet we needed to raise our hand and ask for permission.
Al3x1ya@reddit
Wtaf?!😂😂. I would have got up anyway like “where are we, in school?!” and just walked off!
DogEatingWasp@reddit (OP)
This one made me laugh more than any other. What the hell happened to us!?
pajamakitten@reddit
Rules based on vibes, not science.
pattiemayonaze@reddit
Except for the numerous scientists.
Terry__Tibbs@reddit
Apart from all the ones who purposefully misconstrued 'died of' and 'died with'
pattiemayonaze@reddit
That was the government.
Terry__Tibbs@reddit
You mean like the governments scientific advisors?
pajamakitten@reddit
Not always. They were very much against 'Eat out to help out' but the government ignored them over it to get the economy open again.
pattiemayonaze@reddit
Exactly. That's the government.
Pingushagger@reddit
The two other replies here really show the duality of Covid thinking lol
UnacceptableUse@reddit
People were trying the best but they didn't really know what they were supposed to do
shallanssketchbook1@reddit
The mental image of that gave me a full on belly laugh, thank you
360Saturn@reddit
Don't forget that standing up in a restaurant you had to wear a mask to prevent covid spreading, but sitting down it magically stopped spreading so nobody had to have a mask on. But you had to put it on again every time you stood up, even to take off your coat or go to the toilet.
Opposite_Radio9388@reddit
Yup, had this at my workplace too. In the canteen, tables of twelve clustered around talking and laughing, but if one of them got up to go to the toilet, they had to mask up. Absolutely nonsensical.
Meal-Entire@reddit
Have you seen footage of a masked up orchestra playing? It beggars belief.
Jaded_Valuable439@reddit
wtf hahahah was lockdown even real? 😂
flavouredicecubes@reddit
This one wins the thread!
irrelevantsituations@reddit
I found a lump in my breast and was leaking clear fluid while definitely not pregnant. My dr got me into the breast clinic super quick which was a releif. It had been my birthday a few days before. I found myself laying on the paper covered bed topless but with a mask on, while the dr checked my breasts and he had the mask, the face shield etc. And he cheerily wished me a belated happy birthday like this wasn't the most odd scenario ever. Thankfully I was fine but it always stuck with me
Resident-Mountain981@reddit
Topless but with a mask on is hilarious
Resident-Mountain981@reddit
When they had to mass produce hand sanitiser but it smelled SO BAD and was simultaneously sticky but also wet
Shashi2005@reddit
The day greasy Gove boasted that nurses had adequate PPE, my step daughter wore a council bin bag & wore a mask that had been SHARED with colleagues. The tories are vermin.
notmyprofile23@reddit
Rats are intelligent, compassionate, social, and feel empathy for other rats and other creatures. I would rather live with rats than tories.
LAURENMJX@reddit
Being the only care home in 2020 (I started in March 2020) in lincoln to have no residents catch corona virus and then when I left in 2021 on maternity leave theres was 12 cases in a space of a week between residents and staff
Resident-Mountain981@reddit
Damn you were really holding that place together
notcapulet1994@reddit
Queuing outside big Asda for about an hour and a half
Embarrassed_Ad1722@reddit
All the animals that showed up when people disappeared. I saw a deer in the middle of a fairly big city during the day.
dragelk@reddit
I remember seeing a video of a small herd of deer walking down a city street. Gave me a sense of peace really. Just knowing that the world world be perfectly alright without us.
Embarrassed_Ad1722@reddit
It was amazing... Like that discovery channel series "Life after people". So quiet as well.
jaggy_bunnet@reddit
I saw a couple of ducks nervously darting across a road. Then a few days later a whole squad of them were swaggering along the middle of the road quacking at me.
violetliberty@reddit
I was a carer for an elderly lady, her daughter in law would get me to go to the shop for her, bring all the groceries home and wash them / disinfect them before putting them away. Also had to disinfect all the post etc. Covid made people’s existing issues really come to light.
frontroomhog@reddit
We have a 3 floor house with the boys (then 6 & 7) bedrooms in what used to be the attic space. I had to work through it and came home to my wife in a cross between gobsmacked and crying with laughter. She had told them they were all going to tidy their rooms. They begged and begged even attempting to bribe her with their secret stash of money. But she insisted. Next thing she knew there were books falling down the stairs and when she went to investigate they had built a wall out of books (we had a lot of books on the landing) and were sat behind it taunting her. To this day she regrets being so stunned she didn’t think to take a photo. Another day I came in and you could follow the toy piles back and see where each game had become another one. The piles stretched from the dining room up the stairs across the landing, up the next stairs and into both rooms. My wife had just given up. The worst thing was that the pandemic made them inseparable and it has really affected their social skills.
boosie-boo@reddit
My four year olds have 2 zoom calls per day.
Spiritual_Tie3348@reddit
Keeping a 2 meter distance when clocking off at work although they'd made us work in very close proximity for the previous 8 hours.
boosie-boo@reddit
We had to stand two meters away from each other in the nursery playground and wear masks but our 4 year old children had been breathing, sneezing and licking each other all day, then coming home and breathing on us all night. Crazy.
Frothingdogscock@reddit
Gas or electricity ?
7East@reddit
Listening to a mental colleague singing happy birthday to you twice while washing his hands in the work toilet.
I was trying to take a shit at the time.
CEP64@reddit
Spending 3 months in icu with Covid Pneumonia while the deniers were running rampant on social media. 24 days in a medically induced coma to hearing people say it was a scam.
TomBz87@reddit
Same here. I managed to avoid ICU thankfully but I was extremely ill with it too. I managed to contract secondary pneumonia on top of COVID in march 2020 and was bed bound for 3 months. I don't remember anything over that period apart from my GP visiting in a haszmat suit to check my oxygen levels because I could barely breath. I'm still feeling the impact of it today. I hope you've managed to recover better than me.
CEP64@reddit
If yer having breathing issues, the Oxygen Therapy Centre in Magheramorne is well worth a visit. I go every week and it makes a tremendous difference. £20 a pop.
CEP64@reddit
Sadly no. Went into septic shock while in icu, suffered complete organ failure. Was left with 70% lung function, 40% kidney function. Neuropathy in legs and arms.
woollover@reddit
That's awful. I'm so sorry
Alternative-Emu2000@reddit
Walking home from work one day, I took a shortcut through a deserted cinema carpark and encountered what I can only describe as socially distanced dogging.
The two participants were sitting in separate cars with the doors open; and the gentleman was pleasuring his lady friend using a sex toy taped to an extendable mop handle. The spectators had arranged their cars in semi-circle around the couple to get a good view.
ajrobsonReddit@reddit
😂😂😂 did that really happen?
Lufc87@reddit
Thank you for this. Going forward, this is the standard-bearer for Britishness.
inevitablelizard@reddit
What type of sex toy was it?
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
Hey /u/DogEatingWasp get over here and !answer this one
xxPlsNoBullyxx@reddit
Did they see you?
Alternative-Emu2000@reddit
Probably. They were parked right next to where the footpath entered the car park, so I ended up walking pretty close to the cars. It didn't seem to put them off though.
notmerida@reddit
this can’t be real
Alternative-Emu2000@reddit
It was all too real. Although I'm not sure if they were doing it because they wanted to follow the rules, or if it was some kind of roleplaying for their 'fans'.
erroneousbosh@reddit
If Edgar Wright made a porn film...
Jazzlike-Compote4463@reddit
Congratulations, you win this thread, no further entries needed!
Enough-Ad-8378@reddit
I think the above scenario involved enough entries..
Safe-Shape9377@reddit
I'm on a night shift and had to hold my breath so I didn't wake everyone up, thank you for this omg
Kent_Doggy_Geezer@reddit
The mating instinct of the lesser seen dogging cuck face swallow is strong, and they have been known to arrange mating displays for the single males, which may overpower their male substituting himself into the group.
Euphoric_Tradition37@reddit
We have found our winner.
Cheap-Vegetable-4317@reddit
I think you might have won the weirdest thing competition.
nikkijoyce93@reddit
A day before lockdown happened (UK) but we all knew it was coming. Going to morrisons and people running round grabbing things off the shelves in a panic. That's when it really set in for me how serious it was. Feels like it didn't even happen now?
redfern69@reddit
Going into Aldi to do my weekly shop, and carefully following my list as I did every week, only buying what I needed for the meals we were having. I was trying to add variety into our dinners as I actually had the time to be creative so that week there was noodles, rice and the holy grail of pasta in my trolley all at once. Left my trolley for 30 seconds as I had forgotten something only to turn back to see an old man shopping out of the stuff I had already picked up. When I asked him what he was doing he said, I’m having this pasta as there’s none left on the shelf. I said that it was my trolley and he couldn’t have it, to which he replied I didn’t need it as I already had rice and noodles. I told him what we ate wasn’t his business and reached for the bag to take it back, which started a tug of war over the pasta, which I’m glad to say I won. He looked at me haughtily and wandered off talking loudly about selfish stockpilers ruining it for everyone. Stockpiler?! I could understand if I had like 20 bags of pasta ffs but it was one bag of pasta, two pouches of microwave rice and a packet of egg noodles. I wasn’t exactly feeding the entirety of Italy with my ‘haul’!
catschimeras@reddit
My (absolute clown show) employer forced us all back to the office because the HR manager took a photo of ONE EMPLOYEE in the Tesco queue when he was supppsed to be WFH.
God forbid that persons manager actually manage, no, lets make a sweeping change that impacts our whole workforce instead!
Once we were all RTO, one guys live in gf got COVID. He tested negative, so wasnt allowed the extended sick leave protection and company wouldnt let him WFH.
So instead he worked in a store room with a hastily set up work station, and when he needed to leave the room to use the loo or kitchen or whatever, the HR manager walked ahead of him and cleared everyone out of his path / the room he needed.
Absolutely unhinged, and really brought home that there is no global crisis that can't be made worse by the actions of a localised bellend.
Paul_T_M@reddit
I couldn't believe how my manager operated during COVID. We can do pretty much everything WFH but no, they forced at least half the team into the office.
What made it worse was a colleague in our dept lost their dad to COVID and also the previous manager of the dept.
Just no consideration given or logic applied. I'll never forgive that
catschimeras@reddit
So many of these companies just full-bore showed their arses during the Pandemic.
Like, I was aware that our senior "leadership" didn't respect or value us, but "we will put you at increased risk of an illness that leaves people dead or with permanent health issues for the sake of an aesthetic" was awful even by their usual low standards.
I did enjoy the brief turn of the tables during the Great Resignation when those same companies couldnt attract or retain staff after behaving so badly.
Sadly it looks like the power has shifted back to the employers side now, but it was satiafying while it lasted!
Peculiar_Cat762@reddit
Not me but my husband went to Tesco one evening and saw a woman with some frilly underwear over her face instead of a face mask 😂
latrappe@reddit
Seeing very clearly that humans are happier without the drudgery of a 9-5 working life. Seeing people become vibrant, natural versions of themselves, doing hobbies, being well slept. The weird bit is how we just accept it and go back to the thing that obviously makes everyone miserable.
Paul_T_M@reddit
Yeah I thought there'd be a change as people realised he much the rat race steals day to day, but no, evidently not
lmcj66@reddit
A woman with her friend in a shopping aisle when everyone was panic buying in the beginning of COVID lockdown. She said to her friend…. Grab a load of that mayonnaise….. whatever happens everything tastes better with mayo.
Captain_Stable@reddit
I had some friends who were away at uni. Obviously uni was online courses, but they couldn't come home.
I chatted with them most days. One particular day it was really warm and sunny, and one said he was upset because it was the perfect day for a BBQ, but they couldn't afford any of it.
I was off that day (I was a key worker, so not much changed for me), went shopping to buy several packs of burgers, some buns, a couple of packs of sausages, and some chicken pieces, then drove up to drop it off to them (it's only about an hour's drive away).
Made their year. I also bought back a cake one of them had made for their mum, whose birthday was in a few days time.
Menyana@reddit
A man dressed as a fox in a football kit was walking around our town waving at everybody fir no apparent reason other than to make people smile.
autumnlight01@reddit
Attending my grandad's funeral on zoom was a pretty weird experience. Sitting on my couch hearing my reading being read out and watching my family grieve but not being able to talk to them or console them.
Also seeing police at my local park checking the distance people had travelled to get there and turning cars away.
P33ph0le@reddit
Well the biggest experience was having a baby, but it meant attending scans alone whilst my bf waited in our car, wearing masks at the hospital, being warned that my bf won't be allowed to attend the birth if either myself or him tested positive for COVID.
My family also didn't meet my son until everything opened up again (I live abroad). My mum didn't meet him until he was a year old and then a year and a half when he met the rest of my immedate family. I just felt that we were robbed of so much during the pregnancy and my son's 1st year.
EugeneHartke@reddit
Asking my boss to move our daily catch up meeting from 9:45 to 10:00 because it clashed with my son's remote learning. I was told no, and "this is very frustrating as your employer I shouldn't even know you have a child".
Two years later she moved the meeting to 10 so someone could get a Greggs on the way to work.
Paul_T_M@reddit
That kind of thing drives me bananas. Blatant favouritism and just being awkward for seemingly the sake of it. All to common
Late_Abalone3751@reddit
My daughter's school made up bags of activities and worksheets to do, and we had to collect them from a table in the playground. At the same time as each other.
Then, when schools reopened, the children had their own pencil case with pencils, pens and rulers in it. But they had to share the glue sticks and scissors because there weren't enough of them.
My children weren't allowed to see each other in school because they'd be mixing bubbles. They share bunk beds.
Or the man who knocked on my door to tell me about social distancing...
Least-Might8845@reddit
Queuing up when Mcdonalds reopened with the kids, the drive through
Emma96123@reddit
Being at my Gran's funeral in February 2020 with around 100 people there to being stuck in the house a month later, getting given letters to show to police if I was stopped on the way to work. Then in May finding out I was 4 months pregnant and having to go through all appointments alone as no one was allowed to come with me.
Also going to a restaurant in the August, 8 months pregnant, having every single person in the room stare at me as if I shouldn't be allowed out the house.
P.s its strange the song Three, Six, Five by Shinedown is playing as I write this.
melanie110@reddit
It was the start of my mental health breakdown.
Always the life and soul of the party, lived socialising and had a huge group of friends.
At the time I was working for a software company that dealt in the waste collections, my husband was in air con. 2 kids.
6th of March my boss just said get your stuff, chair and laptop and go home. And that’s what I did. We’d been watching closely since late Jan.
My husband’s firm had contracts with all the counties hospitals so when people started dying, they were tasked with digging out foundations and pipes for the new temporary morgues. The man was broken.
I was trying to work full time, homeschool my kids who were petrified, do the shopping, keep everyone happy and then washing my husbands stuff as he got home from 16 hour shifts when he stripped n the garden.
Then came the gin.
It got worse and worse for me and I cracked. Like literally cracked up. The pressure, everything. I went on medication and when things started opening back up, I wouldn’t leave the house. I still struggle to leave now and could go 4-5 weeks without going out side. I still can’t go food shopping and now get deliveries. Crowds scare me.
I did start a new job in January and I’ve been going into an office and it’s really helped me but fuck me, I am definitely a shadow of my former self now. But improving and improved loads since 2022
shorty-1992@reddit
The fact doctors and nurses were running on fumes during the pandemic trying to hold the country together and save lives but instead of a pay rise they got a ‘thank you NHS’ and a weekly clap. WTF was that?
Code_NY@reddit
shorty-1992@reddit
No way this happened?!?!
mentaldriver1581@reddit
The holy squirt gun😂
Objectively_bad_idea@reddit
They should make this permanent. I would go to church on baptism days if they did.
nkdont@reddit
It keeps the clergy at a safe distance
SylviaMarsh@reddit
It also keeps the lurgy at a safe distance.
cryamiga@reddit
https://i.redd.it/rv7m5jprjlt31.jpg
UnderstandingTop1579@reddit
😂
Pretty-Act212@reddit
omg, thanks for making me actually laugh out loud
LondonUKDave@reddit
Can read that two ways !
Cow_Launcher@reddit
Wait, wait! "Baptism by fire"
robojod@reddit
Is this real? I love it.
Any_Willingness_9085@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
LemonadeSocialist1@reddit
I was volunteering for an organisation called Keep Them Safe. We 3D printed face visors and gave them out to care homes, and St Thomas hospital in London too as I recall.
I was the one who delivered the masks, and I distinctly recall doing a drop at St Thomas. There were no parking wardens so I could park wherever I liked. After the drop I took a short walk down Southbank as I thought fuck it, why not. It was a bright sunny day and I think I counted less than 10 people as I walked down Southbank that day. I got to the London eye and looked around me at the deathly silence, thinking what a strange time we’re seeing.
I also had to drive down to Southampton to collect the materials needed to make the masks. That was wierd, too. There wasn’t a soul to be seen anywhere.
Maybe we made a difference. Maybe we didn’t. Either way, I’m proud of the fact that we all came together to try and look after one another. Something I will always remember ❤️
Rabbit-1989@reddit
I'll set the scene: A deeply depressed mother stands in the middle a desolate playing field. It begins to snow lightly. It's around 2pm. She watches on, mute, as her 18mo twins toddle around on the frozen grass, wearing thick winter snowsuits. Tears fill her eyes as she turns to stare at the abandoned playground. It is covered in red and white tape with a large sign notifying her of the playground closure. Heavy chains wrap around the top frame of the swingset, seats removed. She has been here every day for the last 6 months. There's nowhere else to go, after all. She didn't think her world could grow any smaller, but apparently it could.
melanie110@reddit
❤️
Giraffesrockyeah@reddit
Telling a man off for manhandling block butter in Asda. I was maintaining the 2 metres distance and patiently waiting for him to leave so I could purchase butter, probably for banana bread, and he kept picking packets up and feeling them. In the end I called out 'you're not supposed to touch things you're not buying!' He apologised and walked off. I bought a pack from the back of the shelf.
Jlaw118@reddit
Being limited as to how much toilet roll you could buy 🤦🏻♂️😂
Remember we were genuinely running low and couldn’t get any from the supermarkets. Finally found a large pack in The Food Warehouse of all places and grabbed a second one for my mum who was also struggling.
The cashier was debating whether or not he could allow us to buy two packs or not, and worked around it by me paying for one, my partner paying for the other
melanie110@reddit
Bit of weird one on this but mid Jan there was chatter so every time I did the weekly shop I’d buy an extra pack of pasta, maybe extra can of tomatoes and an extra bag of rice.
My husband told me I was being stupid and they were just scaremongering. I don’t know, I couldn’t shake this feeling especially how ill everyone had been in the office through December.
When lock down came I had a pretty stocked pantry so I ended up shopping at farm foods. No queue and always plenty of food available including toilet rolls. I had to get super creative with dinners. But always had an abundance of bog roll
jimicus@reddit
We ran out of loo roll at about that time.
But we had a Costco membership and had been buying toilet roll there for years. And Costco doesn't sell small quantities - you get 5x9 roll packs of Charmin. So in the middle of everyone being rationed, I waltzed 45 toilet rolls into the house.
Jlaw118@reddit
I didn’t get my Costco membership until mid-2021 and always said I bet it was fantastic during the first stage of the pandemic
jimicus@reddit
Sort-of. The queues to get in were unreal.
No-Snow-9605@reddit
Waking up to find I had tinnitus.
6 years later still bloody got it.
Secure-Career-2016@reddit
My mother turned up to visit (some way into the lock down) but wouldn't come into the house. She was standing in the street with some sort of tea towel tied around her face. She looked like Dick Turpin. How she thought it would be effective at filtering out microbes I don't know.
Evo_ukcar@reddit
Being alone on my 40th birthday was pretty shit tbh
Giraffesrockyeah@reddit
My 40th was also shit but my sister sent me 40 presents that she had individually wrapped. It made me laugh so much and really cheered me up.
CentralSaltServices@reddit
I turned 40 a week before the first lockdown, so still had the night out. Looking back at the pictures now, we all thought we were so funny with our paper masks on. But the tiny karaoke room crammed with probably too many people singing at the top of their lungs makes me cringe in retrospect
Korlat_Eleint@reddit
It was also my 40th. Managed to get exactly three friends in a park, sitting 2m from each other in a big circle, everyone with their own bottle of bubbly.
That was a far cry from the two weekends of debauchery I was planning.
Lufc87@reddit
Being hounded by track and trace. The missus and I were away during one of the periods where went back into lockdown.
We both did exactly the same in terms of testing and form completion etc. but something must've gone awry with mine.
I received about 30 phone calls over 4 days and had 3 different people come to the house.
Not sure how many millions the government paid for the system but it was less than perfect.
Illustrious-Log-3142@reddit
I had no human contact for months, I started replying to the cruise ship foghorns by repeating them back. To this day it makes me chuckle. I really wasn't ok in lockdown
doloresfandango@reddit
My daughter had baby twins and a two year old. We could find a single shop that had any eggs. I was saying this in the staff room at work. One of our cleaners arrived after work with a tray of eggs for me. She had driven to a farm shop in the middle of nowhere to get them for me. Bless her. Not bizarre but kind in a very bizarre situation.
aggravatingstranger9@reddit
Doing football commentaries during lockdown. There was a break of a few weeks with no games, then they restarted, but there were no crowds, just the teams, technical staff and the ground staff.
You had to have temperature checks at the door, then sit socially distanced in the press box and wear masks.
Some supporters sent their flags to the ground so that they could be draped over the seats where they usually sat.
It was very weird.
mentaldriver1581@reddit
Going into Walmart and seeing all of the bare shelves. I texted my daughter, who said it feels like the Apocalypse.
noggerthefriendo@reddit
Car full of lads in Wiltshire April 2020 told police they were driving to McDonalds ,every McDonalds within 20 miles was closed (I know this because I know the franchise owner ) I wonder to this day if :
A,
they didn’t know that all the McDonald’s were closed.
Or
B,if they were up to something else and lied to the police
Hinks@reddit
It's got to be the clapping and banging of pans for the NHS. We all just stood there looking at eachother banging whatever pan we had. We would sometimes acknowledge eachother, other times not.
Professional_Set_575@reddit
Giving birth to my daughter in January 2022, and having to wear a face mask during labour. I had contractions for over 24 hours on the ward and was forced to keep my mask on. Only allowed to take it off when actively pushing. My husband had to wear a mask the whole time. How was this okay????
ihateyournan@reddit
That is absolute insanity
rosetyler86@reddit
Having a video interview with a cat I was adopting!
Far-Dimension3508@reddit
We had a phone interview and the charity looked on Google earth to judge if we were suitable to able to adopt our cat.
SamsqanchWatch@reddit
Cat pics or didn't happen. Show us the goods.
rosetyler86@reddit
--BooBoo--@reddit
rosetyler86@reddit
--BooBoo--@reddit
Ahhh what a gorgeous pile of fluff! ❤️
spyrobandic00t@reddit
I did this too ahaha!!
rosetyler86@reddit
Cat tax
Useless-Photographer@reddit
Are you sure it was a cat and not an American lawyer?
Mixtrack@reddit
Can ya hear me judge?
Any_Marsupial836@reddit
I’m not a cat 🤣
Lana_bb@reddit
I loved how uncertain he sounded about not being a cat
Mixtrack@reddit
The first noise he makes coming off mute cracks me up every single time. It’s pure panic “ARUGH”
Enough-Ad-8378@reddit
Meow
PoodlesMcNoodles@reddit
That was hilarious
PoodlesMcNoodles@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/PC8vmF6TTq
schmoolet@reddit
I’m in bits 🤣
Screaming_lambs@reddit
My sister is a uni professor and she had to do online classes with students. Her car made a regular appearance popping up to the screen/camera to say hello. Then all the students made their cats say hello.
vent_account_59632@reddit
Hello sir/madam,
I'm writing to inform you that following the recent incident of you mentioning your cat online, you are overdue on your cat tax.
Please remedy the situation immediately by adding your cat tax to the location of the mention. If you do not do this, drastic measures will be taken and you will be spammed by several comments from other citizens concerned for your neglect to pay cat tax.
Thank you.
No_Cellist_326@reddit
I almost forgot my cat tax.
littlehamster_@reddit
I couldn't think of anything particularly interesting then I read this and realised I also had to do this. Having a video call to "meet" my new cat was really weird.
littlehamster_@reddit
Cat tax
DotCottonsHandbag@reddit
How does your cat feel about being adopted by a little hamster?
Accomplished-Art7737@reddit
I also had a video interview with my Missy, prior to adopting her, during the early 2021 🤣
Accomplished-Art7737@reddit
And nearly forgot the cat tax!
Benreh@reddit
Total unit
ohnobobbins@reddit
Defiant expression, somewhat rotund, what’s that leg doing, all round ridiculousness. 10/10 that’s a great cat
Brickie78@reddit
Looks just like our Benny
Celtic_Cheetah_92@reddit
Cat tax please
Prestigious_Leg7821@reddit
I did this too! Furry little morin has been here 5 years now!
YchYFi@reddit
Cat tax
Cally83@reddit
Absolutely love this. Is the cat still part of your life?
toriatain@reddit
Asking the questions we all need to know....
Also show cat
Outside-Resist4688@reddit
I went to live in Scarborough with a colleague so I could carry on working. He's a wonderful man in his 60s with, I suspect, undiagnosed Asperger's. He's delightfully eccentric. Anyway he had a light fitting with brown glass baubles on it and I remember him testing his lung function by blowing on them and trying to get them to move. It was nuts...but it's a fond memory!!
I hated the Thursday night clap. Made my skin crawl.
doneion@reddit
Living in Cornwall, we got off very lightly at the beginning of the pandemic, and a lot of people were a bit more relaxed about the rules as our local case rates were low to non-existent.
My nan had been getting steadily more ill since September 2019, and went into a hospice on the 2nd April, passing away on the 9th.
For reasons that are not relevant, I had been staying with my grandparents for just short of a year when lockdown started, and had been providing a lot of care for my nan before she went into the hospice. The nurses there were kind enough to let me into her private room to say goodbye after my grandad had been with her for the last 2 or 3 days.
We decided not to have a funeral, as there were more of us than the rules allowed, and if 1 or 2 of the family couldn’t go, then nobody got to go to make it fair. We didn’t have a small video session in the morning of the day she was cremated, with my dad coming into my grandads house to be with him and me. I found it so bizarre that my grandad and I were sat in his kitchen in our pyjamas mourning his wife of 62 years, rather than being dressed in our nicest black outfits with friends and all the family.
My last truly happy memory of her is me bringing her a cup of coffee a couple of days into lockdown, while she was watching the news, and she said “I think it might be an idea for you to stay in for a couple of days with this bug thing that’s going around.” I can’t help but laugh at that, but it’s a very bittersweet memory because of the circumstances.
Nearby-Metal-3030@reddit
Struggling to feed my dog because the shops were limiting tins of dog food and it kept selling out...
woollover@reddit
In case you're ever in this situation again, dogs can easily eat a lot of 'people food' - chicken,beef,rice, pasta,a lot of fish, eggs, most veg, just no onions(or veg from onion family), no garlic,grapes or sultanas/raisins. I feed my dog mostly human food because it's much better quality than dog food, and her fur grows like I stood her in miracle grow overnight lol... Just letting you know you can easily cook stuff you'd eat, and your dog would love it.
Nearby-Metal-3030@reddit
Thanks, I ended up giving her chicken and rice and things, but she was a very fussy pup! We got by 🙂
PityPartySommelier@reddit
I had a brief period of cooking food for my cat because grocery home deliveries were so hard to get.
He was getting chicken, egg and rice bowls with some crushed cat biscuits on top just to help stretch the few biscuits we had out for as long as possible.
Little shit ate better than the rest of the family 🤣
woollover@reddit
I've just read this after typing out above message for the dog owner 🤣 Your cat is very lucky lol
PityPartySommelier@reddit
He was a very spoiled boy 😊
woollover@reddit
Bless him... Living his best life lol
jcol26@reddit
Wearing masks on the plane that you could remove for food and drink always seemed very odd to me
RonnieBobs@reddit
Carrying a letter in my purse from my employer confirming I was a key worker so was allowed to be out of the house
Derezzed87@reddit
Same. Never once got stopped and had to show that letter.
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
Me neither. It lived in the glove box of my car, before eventually going in the recycling when I was clearing it out to sell it.
Georgie_Pillson1@reddit
Had multiple TFGM employees get right in my face at the tram stop that served the hospital, irate that I was obviously standing at the tram stop at 7am in the rain for fun, instead of going to or from work.
the_night_max@reddit
I really forgot about that. I kept mine, it’s somewhere in my attic. I genuinely remember thinking I’d get pulled over all the time
eggs_and_ham_i_am@reddit
I never understood this. I had a friend who had the same.
There was no law in place stating only key workers could travel to work.
I certainly wasn't a key worker. I make guns for a living. Yet I worked through the whole thing.
The guidance was to work from home if possible, and for employers to consider if working from home was an option.
Furlough was because many companies couldn't make money so couldn't pay their staff. It was not intended as a tool to keep workers at home from industries that didn't require public customers to pay the bills.
Upbeat_Map_348@reddit
‘You have no authority here Jackie Weaver!!!’
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
This did the rounds not long after I was at a particularly boring church PCC meeting. All of a sudden I was glad for the dull meetings!
DisneyBounder@reddit
They still mention that sometimes on the radio here in Australia. Jackie Weaver went international!
LCPO23@reddit
I watched that on the nightshift when it just came out, I could not stop laughing but noone else had seen it so I had noone to talk to about that!
I still quote it. Absolutely class.
Odd-Fun@reddit
Omg yes. The best thing ever. That guy randomly swivelling around in his chair was hillarious.
AgincourtSalute@reddit
I was providing end of life care for my mother. She couldn’t be left alone, and our wider family were stopped from visiting or providing respite cover for me to rest. I had to step up and provide more care when fewer professionals were available or allowed to visit us at home. I learned how to give her injections and monitor her. I stayed indoors during the applause, because I was getting little help or support, and nobody was clapping for me.
Mum went in the spring of 2020. She never caught Covid. I did my job.
Appropriate_Trader@reddit
My mum flew over to visit us Xmas 2020. She couldn’t find any of those visors so she strapped an A4 binder to her forehead with a shoe string.
VividAssumption2980@reddit
Having a baby
LadyGruntfuttock@reddit
Everybody believing that masks made out of an old t-shirt or made of paper would protect them from an airborne virus 😅
Severe_Iron_5127@reddit
Christmas Day Dinner at my brother's house. My parents were there and our respective families. My sis and her bloke rocked up outside, but stayed in the car to eat their 🦃 and trimmings, as they'd contracted the 'rona. We took it in turns to pop outside and converse with them.
VixenRoss@reddit
Facebook posts. “Well done everyone in Random Road for turning out for our NHS clap, apart from the ones at number 23 who aren’t very nice people anyway”.
“I’ve seen number 45 have a visitor, who do I report them to?”
Also COVID support officers. The ones that rang you up while you were isolating. Everyone found them annoying but…. My one was a star. She set the date for the end of isolation as the 9th (say), school decided that it should be the 6th. When I mentioned this to her, she asked me for their number and told them straight! School then annoyingly rang me up and told me the kids were due back on the 9th!
molluscstar@reddit
Giving birth in May 2020! I had a scheduled c section. Went in first thing in the morning for bloods and Covid test, I had to stay there for hours while my husband waited in the car park. Then as they were wheeling me into theatre I rang him and he came up. Got to stay while baby was born then he had to leave. My in laws were minding our 5 year old so my husband could be there which we were worried about but it was the only way for him to be at the birth! Then I was on a ward with two other women, and was paralysed (due to spinal block) while trying to look after a 10lb baby alone. Had to press a buzzer for the midwives to come but they didn’t always respond. Went home 24 hours later and our parents waved at us from the end of the drive. I remember I was so grateful that the day before I went in they’d changed the rules so I didn’t have to wear a mask while being operated on - I’d felt quite sick so it would’ve been awful with a mask on!
Shinikami9@reddit
Was in a queue for the bank outside...
Two men in front of me were complaining about social distancing and the masks.
I just remember that shortly after this we went into lockdown.
People moaning about not following the safety rules, makes me feel its them that others blamed for the lock down.. just weird..
Lonely-Title-443@reddit
Being told off by a Tesco employee who looked about 12 for walking down an isle the wrong way
Kairismummy@reddit
Going to court against the man that SA me as a child. For over a year they’d been preparing me, I’d been told I could have my ISVA (support worker) with me, I was told that I should be inside the room, see the jury, look people in the eye because they’re less likely to believe you otherwise.
Only to turn up and be told that Covid meant NONE of that could happen. I had to be alone in a tiny box room, on a video call where I could barely hear his lawyer.
And at the end of it, I wasn’t even allowed to pick my own kids up incase I made eye contact with my mum who was a witness.
He was found guilty, but what they put me through, the way I was treated as a victim was far worse than the sentence he got.
loobyloo_42@reddit
*Judgy batshittery on social media about people with chocolate/Easter eggs/biscuits in their shopping trolleys ("its not ESSENTIAL! We were told to only go out to shop for ESSENTIALS!"
Speedboy7777@reddit
I work for the NHS. I remember that being summoned to how we were going to do things “from now on.” It was like being in a military camp. “We WILL do this WE MUST do this.” And so on. 2 days later I got COVID myself and was shut up in my flat for 6 weeks, on full pay. It was the days before the vaccines, and even before testing. I would simply say to work “I have symptoms” and I’d get signed off for another 2 weeks.
It was hell. Stuck inside, breathless walking between rooms, it was like a shit indie film. I would sweat and hallucinate all night, wake up, go to the sofa, and just sit there, and build up the courage to make a coffee. Rinse and repeat for 6 weeks.
COVID took something out of me I can’t ever get back.
Electronic_Wind1855@reddit
Thank you for working during Covid! I can’t imagine what it was like.
Spanner1993@reddit
Ugh. Reading that brought back memories of my first bout of COVID.
Laying on the bedroom floor beneath the open windows, hallucinating the Japanese Army were coming for me.
That was intense man.
LCPO23@reddit
Also NHS. Caught COVID from my daughter and ended up off work for 4 months. I still see a respiratory consultant every 6 months, on increased increased inhalers and meds for asthma.
Those 4 months were truly horrendous, I couldn't walk the length of myself.
Loud_Report7985@reddit
A man on a motorbike and full leathers and helmet, which he didn’t lift or remove, dropped off a box full of necessities, teabags, sugar, milk, biscuits etc, and mumbled something incoherent and before I could say anything he rode off like some kind of superhero.
worldworn@reddit
We had just been allowed to shop again, it had been made so bloody clear about keeping a bit of space and masking up.
Only to see skne boomer, leaning around the screens to loudly chastise some poor young girl working behind the till, who looked like she wanted to be anywhere but there.
LadyGruntfuttock@reddit
I travelled to London before the last lockdown was lifted (told the hotel I was on business), but just walked around for four days, covering about 60 miles. It was bizarre, it felt like I was in a zombie movie, quite post-apocalyptic. I'm so glad I did it, it will never happen again. We'll never fall for it
zonaa20991@reddit
The period where people were encouraged to phone the police if they thought their neighbours were ‘breaking the rules’.
It was like being in 1930’s Germany, where they were forced to report their neighbours for hiding Jews to the SS. The whole concept of live and let live has gone, and gone for good
worldworn@reddit
Lol stfu
sunnivapeach@reddit
My boss, the owner of a family run music shop claiming that "music is essential" and so I only had four days off for the whole pandemic. I am a musical instrument repairer and was working full time through the whole fucking thing. That's some mad shit looking back.
64TallyHo@reddit
We had a large consignment of equipment for a London customer. We had just finished all the set-up and configuration on the Monday, and contacted the customer to arrange delivery for the Tuesday morning. Typically, with all the traffic into Central London we were looking at a 60+ minute trip to get there, probably 30 minutes to offload, and another 60 minutes to get back out of London again.
On the Monday evening the PM announced that everyone had to work from home as far as possible.
Tuesday morning, the roads were oddly 'quiet'!
I phoned the customer to double-check that they wanted the delivery, and that there would be somebody to help us unload; they said 'Yes, bring it all'. So we did ... loaded the van and set-off for Central London.
The roads were deathly quiet, hardly any traffic. It took us 20 minutes to get there! That's the bizarre/memorable aspect for me.
Four of us unloaded the van in 15 minutes, got the paperwork signed, and we drove out of London again. Another 20 minute journey! Unreal. We were back in the office just after 11am.
For those of you who know London traffic, you might get lucky and do that trip at about 3am in the morning, but during daylight ... nah!
Puzzled-Sundae-3089@reddit
My dad passed from Covid in 2021. After two weeks in the ICU. I was a nurse and I guess I just snapped, idk. He had passed. We were waiting on the doctor to come pronounce. I had watched line after line of nurses and docs and RTs in gear line up to do compressions on neighbors in the ICU. I had lost so many patients myself, March 2020 we lost an entire family. Well, I just stood there and cussed Covid for all it was worth. Loudly, violently, crying in way that was guttural.
I look up to see my colleagues have turned like I had been praying- heads bent, somber. And then the doctor says “amen”
And then I slumped in my chair and quiet cried bc I wanted to tell my Dad about it, and it hit me I could never again. He loved when his personality slipped out.
Nikki_Ess@reddit
When there was a sign on the beach near my house telling people not to talk to anyone
Upbeat_Branch_4231@reddit
The NHS refusing to recognise my mask exemption, but every commercial business recognising it. Go figure!
h_pur@reddit
My partner was learning to drive and lessons had stopped, rightly so. I sat beside him when he drove to work as he was an essential worker. Nearly a 9 mile journey and there would often only be 2 or 3 other cars on the road. They then changed the rules and he wasn't allowed to drive. I can only think incase he had an accident and the hospitals were at breaking point but there were barely any cars on the road to have an accident with. For weeks I had to drive him.
MisaManaged@reddit
Working in a preschool was very surreal looking back. A few things that stand out, having to wear masks/aprons when bringing children in, often getting very close to parents trying not to breathe to take them out of their parents arms, having to try and have the child facing away from our faces when carrying them in while they were crying. Obviously hard for the child as they can't see us properly and don't want to leave their parents.
Again when they were upset we were told to hold them facing away from us, I would usually cuddle them so their head was at my shoulder/chest level or their head on my shoulder facing the other way. No way was I leaving a child to get upset.
Having to lone work in small bubbles, I had my little group of 6 3/4 year olds in one bubble and 4 2 year olds in the other I was looking after by myself. The preschool was split into 3 areas, we would have 3 bubbles in at a time and rotate to share the garden. Everything being cleaned before we moved on. Having 1 toilet per bubble and changing nappies was full ppe. I had 2 sets of bubbles, 1 in mon/Tues and the other Thurs/Fri. The preschool was deep cleaned on Wednesdays/Saturdays.
After all the measures we put in place to keep us and the families we looked after safe, the children would tell us about seeing family/friends/going out, all the while I couldn't see my family or friends due to the lockdown rules.
Oh and doing first aid training during covid we were told if you needed to perform CPR to first put something over their face and only do chest compressions.
My husband worked in a small convenience shop, he was verbally abused and shouted at daily usually by people who didn't like the rules on how many items you could buy. And when he called people out for coming in multiple times a day for non essential items just to get out of the house.
Despite us both working, my children weren't initially allowed into school as children of essential workers as we didn't work for the NHS/police and because we mostly worked around each others hours. So some days when I was working my children aged 7 and 10 were left alone while my husband slept after his late shift or while I was travelling home/he had left for work. We had to then figure out the school work around that too. Thankfully by the September the school changed the rules and they were allowed in.
And my final gripe was trying to find gluten and dairy free food as when people couldn't buy regular items they just bought from the free from section. My diet was limited enough and at times became even more so due to lack of options. We never struggled for regular basics though as my husband put aside toilet roll/pasta/bread/rice/eggs when deliveries came in to the shop he worked at if I couldn't get them when food shopping.
simsyboy@reddit
Watching Michael Barrymore do strike it lucky on tiktok.
simsyboy@reddit
Although chat shows which became zoom calls got boring really quickly.
IkeTurn@reddit
I worked through the whole thing and would cycle to and from work. Got stopped a few times by the police who thought I would be an easy target to fine etc. Got so annoying that my boss made us id cards explaining what we do why we work etc. Second time I got stopped they were pretty heavy handed, threatening me with arrest, I showed them my little id card explanation thing, they didn't like that. Weird thing is they weren't wearing masks though but I was, even though I was cycling. I got a bit annoyed and told them to get lost after I showed them my card and I carried on cycling home.
Fit-Jellyfish1675@reddit
I was alone through most of COVID and I kept hearing this weird noise. I was looking around for the source but it was coming from multiple places but I couldn't see anything obvious making the sound.
I started to think that my brain had just had it until I casually mentioned hearing this noise to my mum and how it sounded like people banging pots and pans. At which point I found out that's exactly what people are doing, you just can't easily see people's front doorsteps where I lived at the time.
Neither-Drive-8838@reddit
I was allowed to work in my small print shop so long as the door was locked. I would hang printing on the door handle for customers to pick up and they would pay by bank transfer. It was glorious.
ra1ndr0p@reddit
I remember spending April and May at my sewing machine, making hospital scrubs for our local doctors. Frontline workers were under-equipped, so we made what we could for them.
The pattern had been created by a furloughed London fashion designer, printed by local printing shops around the country. Fabric and paper patterns were distributed to a few cutters' doorsteps. I'd drive the cut fabric bundles to various seamstresses' doorsteps, and we would then spend the next few days sewing and overlocking each set of scrubs, often handstitching a kind little message on the inside for the frontline workers who would receive them.
Once completed, hospital staff would pick them up and take them in for their overworked and exhausted medical colleagues. I think we did two or three waves of these before supplies of commercially manufactured scrubs started flowing in again.
fraughtwithperils@reddit
The porridge fairy.
My daughter had just caught chicken pox on the last day that the nursery she was at was open.
First full day of full blown scary lockdown; four year old covered in spots.
We couldn't get hold of any chamomile solution as every clinic near us had enormous queues with no guarantee that they would have any and it wasn't an emergency so I asked my mum if she had any porridge oats which I could use in my daughter's bath to help with the itching.
She said that she had some and would drop some off at our front door and wave from the car.
We thought that was the end of it.
The next day there was another full bag of oats on out front door. There were also two packets of quick oats in the back garden.
The day after that, my daughter comes in from the garden, three more sachets of porridge had appeared. One was cinnamon flavoured.
Over the course of a week, we accumulated enough porridge oats to feed a small army (definitely enough for oat baths) and the legend of the porridge fairy was born.
I called my mum on day three to say that we had plenty and that she didn't need to keep dropping stuff off. She replied that she had only dropped off one bag.
My dear sweet mum had put the request on her church WhatsApp group and over twenty people had seen it and sent porridge flying into our garden.
Still my favourite covid memory.
erroneousbosh@reddit
Matthew 6 - "Take heed that ye do not yeet bags of porridge oats over your sister's wall before the eyes of men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father"
"Therefore when you hoy sacks of oats into gardens, do not bang a pot for the NHS before thee, as do the twats across the street, that they may have the glory of the local Nexdoor group. Truly, their 27 replies of 'dm me hun, 2 meny sneks' shall be their reward"
"But when you fling breakfast cereal, let not they left hand know what thy right hand does, lest it grass you up to the cops"
"That thine oats-yeeting may be in secret: and thy Father who sees on his Ring doorbell shall reward thee openly"
danathepaina@reddit
What a wonderful story! Everyone coming together to give you porridge is so sweet 🥺
MountainBedroom729@reddit
That is SO cute
pixeltash@reddit
Bless your mum and all the porridge fairys.
AuroraDF@reddit
Listening to Gavin.
That's the education minister. Changing his mind about whether schools should be open to all pupils on Hogmany 2020, 3 days before they they were supposed to open fully, and somehow expecting teachers to be ready to teach half online and half in school 3 days later when they'd just spent their holiday prepping to go fully back to school.
I've honestly never felt so much rage at something and someone for their ignorance.
The reason it was weird was because I didn't understand how someone that stupid could be put in charge of education. It hurt my soul.
Turbulent_Fan_5578@reddit
Being a school leader in a primary school was just mad. I remember speaking to a colleague on the last day school was ‘open’ just before the first lockdown and we were wondering if everyone would survive. Surreal. Obviously we were always open- just not to all pupils. Working out the rotas with staff isolating and shielding. Door step visits and food parcels to vulnerable families. We wouldn’t get told any of the big changes until they were announced to the whole country - often at 7pm on a Friday. We would then have to try and make everything work over the weekend ready for the Monday. Being on call 7 days a week for over a year to initiate isolation procedures if a child or staff member tested positive. We could never switch off and were on call late at night. The joy when we could l start getting vaccinated and things felt hopeful.
AuroraDF@reddit
Yes. My deputy head got pregnant in November 2020. High risk pregnancy, had to have bed rest from that day on. I took over the following Monday, joining the senior leadership team (I was Head of Early Years previously) at the request of the Headmaster who'd only joined us in September. Talk about a baptism of fire. I'm not sure I've ever recovered.
Squeegee_Dodo@reddit
My eldest was in reception and was so looking forward to going back to school. He went to bed happily telling us about seeing his friends and his teacher the next day, and less than an hour later the governemnt announced another lockdown. I'll never forget how he sobbed when we burst his bubble that morning. I kind of wanted to find Gavin's house and TP it.
AuroraDF@reddit
I was teaching Reception. The hardest year of my life. And I've had some hard times. My Reception class from May 2020 are in Year 5 now. Still love them to bits.
Watchkeys@reddit
I lived on my own and had my dog. There was a period of time at the beginning when it hadn't been specified that for animal care, it was ok to go out more than once a day. We didn't have a garden.
I remember trying to wear different clothes so I wouldn't be conspicuously the same person going out 3 times a day, before hearing that horse owners were allowed to do whatever they wanted that broke the rules of lockdown, as long as it was something for their horse. It said a lot about what sort of people the govenment was thinking of first.
PipalaShone@reddit
No one ever said you couldn't walk your dog!
Watchkeys@reddit
You're right. They only said we could only go out once a day, for exercise. Nobody said anything about animal care needs for quite a while, and when they did, it was about horses.
So, you're right.
PipalaShone@reddit
I think that they expected you to use your common sense when it came to pet care, and had to be more specific when it came to horse owners because most don't have their horses at home.
Which-World-6533@reddit
Pretty much.
Even from the first days of the lockdown there weren't "police in the streets". Anyone who went outside could see that plainly.
I live a short walk from a police station and walked past it multiple times. No-one gave a shit.
Watchkeys@reddit
Do you think that? At the beginning of the first lockdown, people in the city I lived in were afraid that there would be policing in the streets for people they caught outdoors more than once a day.
Your hindsight is very clear; did you have it at the time? People who lived alone weren't even considered in the first lockdown, let alone animals. Common sense would dictate that solitary confinement isn't going to work, but there was no guidance on it for quite some time.
Which-World-6533@reddit
No one ever said this.
I went out multiple times a day. No-one cared. I certainly didn't bother with different clothes.
Watchkeys@reddit
'What you did' isn't really in question, lovey.
Here's the guidance '"Exercise with your household (or support bubble) or one other person, this should be limited to once per day, and you should not travel outside your local area." and that was in Jan 21, the 3rd lockdown, so there had been considerable easing up by then as the government recognised that the initial guidance had been too harsh.
TheHootOwlofDeath@reddit
As a horse owner, I don't remember being able to do whatever I wanted?
I do remember friends (several are nurses) who had horses on full livery being unable to see their pets because they didn't care for them day to day (their yard owner did).
I was luckily able to see mine every day because I was DIY and had to muck out and feed every day (obviously wearing a mask). I used to travel with vets bills so I could prove that I was genuinely travelling for a reason.
Not all horses owners are landed aristocrats, most of us are just normal people who sacrifice other things to afford their horses.
Watchkeys@reddit
lol so much crap being read into what I said! No need for all the defences.
People who own horses were given guidance. A person who lived alone with a dog and no garden was not.
PipalaShone@reddit
Lol who thought that they were expected to put their dog in a nappy because it wasn't explicitly stated that they could walk them??
PipalaShone@reddit
I was given a half hour window morning and night to care for my 2, the horsey community in general stopped riding to avoid taking up hospital beds in case of an accident.
I worked as a waitress back then and furlough (obviously) didn't cover the tip element of my income, and my partner had just started his own business (in recruitment of all things! So that was a bit of a non-starter...). I went through my savings to pay for the nags during the first lockdown and had to sell them when the next one became inevitable.
The number of enquiries I got offering to buy unseen (never mind unvetted) was terrifying! It was heartbreaking enough to sell mine, never mind the fact that many of the people looking to buy were merely bored and wanted a new hobby that gave them a licence to go outside.
At the time I was wearing a face mask and visor to cater to the general public who didnt think the rules applied to them. I recall one occasion on which a table sat outside (yes! good!) and when they came to pay their bill the heavens opened; they were firmly under a parasol - I wasn't - and as the rain soaked me to the skin and poured down my visor and glasses: looked straight at me and said that they didnt believe in tipping.
I dont think that people that gave up their time and every last penny to own horses were the problem.
TheHootOwlofDeath@reddit
I really feel for you, it's heartbreaking to have to sell your horses (I may have to soon due to health reasons). I was lucky that I was a key worker and my income didn't change but I had friends who were not so lucky. The people who didn't tip you were awful, particularly when meals were 1/2 price for ages.
I agree, horse owners were not the problem.
360Saturn@reddit
God this has just flashed me back to those mixed up one rule for me rule for thee situation and remembered that very early on into the lockdown the first exception made was that people who had house cleaners could still have the house cleaner come in even though everyone else that didn't live somewhere was barred.
srnic1987@reddit
My in laws leaving two Paw Patrol toys parked on our driveway and calling my (then) toddlers to say they just saw Rocky and Rubble driving towards our street so they should see if they can spot them.
Low_Importance_6254@reddit
The ice cream delivery is peak pandemic behavior—such a perfect blend of absurdity and genuine care. It's wild how we all just accepted that normal rules completely didn't apply anymore, like breakfast ice cream or full-on sprints away from front doors. That weird mix of terror and silliness is what I remember most too, just everyone collectively losing their minds in small, hilarious ways. Honestly, those unhinged moments of kindness are the only things that made that whole mess bearable.
x0_Kiss0fDeath@reddit
The idea that you could eventually go to the pub for a drink but only if food was being served...because we all know that covid knew the difference between alcohol only or alcohol + "a substantial meal"
PeterG92@reddit
Wasn't there arguments over wether a "substantial meal" included a Pork Pie or something?
x0_Kiss0fDeath@reddit
I can't even remember anymore, I just thought it was so funny that people were like "gathering in a public place for a beer - no go, pal. Gathering in public if a meal was available - absolutely fair."
euqi@reddit
Rough pub near my boyfriend had a blackboard sign outside during this time that made us laugh
‘SPAG BOL. £2’
Cocktailsandknitting@reddit
Remember when they said a scotch egg counts as a substantial meal? Ended up in a massive argument in the pub I was working during the hell that was Eat Out to Help Out as to whether a pickled egg counted as a meal
Man-I-Love-Fajitas@reddit
I still to this day call a scotch egg a substantial meal
ATSOAS87@reddit
That makes sense, COVID could tell the difference between one way and 2 way walking directions.
LurkingWithStyle@reddit
God I'd forgotten about this.. a small portion of chips and 6 pints please.
Rabbit-1989@reddit
A scotch egg!
x0_Kiss0fDeath@reddit
One "substantial meal" and all the drinks you could hope for were yours because the magical covid blocker was in place 😆
Celtic_Cheetah_92@reddit
My partner and I fell in love over ‘substantial meals’ of scotch eggs and IPA
blozzerg@reddit
Arguing over whether a scotch egg was substantial enough. Politicians involved!
Temporary-Zebra97@reddit
First lockdown, called into one of the offices which involved driving the M62 and M60. Usually motorways that are very busy and at certain time does a passable impression of a NCP car park.
I joined the motorway and it was very odd, I saw about 10 other cars and about a 10th of the usual trucks the entire journey.
Ataralas@reddit
So many weird memories, but walking to/from work was definitely bizarre, 1 way system in place for both cars and pedestrians down the high street. I would leave work and have to walk right up to the other end of the high street then go back down the other side to home! We were living with my parents, my dad is extremely clinically vulnerable so was furloughed on full pay immediately, my mum worked with me but due to not being a manager (I am) she was at home while I went to work! My husband worked from home, his office sent everyone home with laptops right at the start of March so they had already been WFH nearly 3 weeks when lockdown started. I did all the shopping for the family and hated going to Tesco and seeing so many ignoring the rules. I have a couple of medical conditions which made wearing a mask impossible - I had a lanyard and a card saying I was exempt, but I’d see people taking masks off to sniff fruit then put it back etc all while wondering how much more at risk I was and how that put my dad at higher risk too. Fortunately myself and my husband didn’t catch COVID until early 2022 and we’d moved out by that point. My dad had what we believe was COVID Christmas 2019, he had to stay home while we went away as he was so ill. Other than that my parents have not had COVID once, me and my husband had it twice, once when I was 13 weeks pregnant and again when that baby was 5 months (she got it too) fortunately we all got through it ok.
_isolati0n@reddit
Standing in a queue outside tesco 1 meter apart from the person in front to wait my turn feels like a surreal memory
Evening-Web-3038@reddit
Moment irate idiot yells 'I earn more than you' at Tesco workers after being enraged by coronavirus rules
CentralSaltServices@reddit
Jesus, you can't just link to the S*n without warning a person. I feel dirty
hc1540@reddit
Traffic lights at my local Aldi
lucyhems@reddit
Shit I’d forgotten the traffic light system!!!
Dan_85@reddit
One in, one out at Tesco. Being reprimanded by a member of staff for going "the wrong way" up the bread aisle, forced to retreat and make a full loop of the store to enter from the correct direction, subsequently coming into close contact with 10x more people than I would have done if she'd just let me proceed in the first place.
Truly wild times.
MrPogoUK@reddit
I remember at one point my local Tesco was employing someone to stand in the middle of an aisle holding a “KEEP TWO METRES APART” sign, the irony being you had to be less than a metre from them as you passed.
sj3nko@reddit
Either the poor lady who worked in Tesco Extra, who got absolutely MOBBED when she showed up on the shop floor with loo rolls, or the old guy in Morrisons who insisted on paying with cash, and was helpfully licking his thumb as he counted the notes out.
ERTCF53@reddit
For the first jab, being sent 1 mile from a friend's house for the jab, while he was sent one mile from my house for his jab. We live 8 miles apart. Then when I get there entering a marquee that was a waiting line for the jab. I one of four in the marquee , and they tried to get me to go through about 10 zigzags of barriers (erected to queue about 100 people ) to get to the other end. I just refused to do that and pushed my way down the side to the other end.
TheSecretIsMarmite@reddit
The public health consultant that sat behind me at work about 2 weeks before lockdown saying "it's just the flu, everyone's gone mad".
My mother feeling victorious that she'd spotted someone in the one stop putting out 4 multipacks of loo roll so she'd bought one. When she already had enough to last her a year stashed in a cupboard.
Everyone in our house being really unwell, me most of all, but it was march 2020 and noone could get a test, but my husband feeling absolutely fine.
How gorgeous the weather was. That spring was stunning.
MKMK123456@reddit
Too late for OP but a PSA - but travel insurance as soon as you book your holiday.Dont ever wait.
https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/insurance/cheap-travel-insurance/
Kvark33@reddit
My mate, due to unfortunate timing, was going to go back to his and his girlfriends flat, but lockdown got announced that day, so he was staying alone in his parents house the entire time. One day he was sending me a video of his brewing set up, and I noticed something in the corner of the frame. He had stuck googley eyes on all the vegetables he had picked from his green house
IrishLitFicGuy@reddit
My son's birthday at Pizza Express. I cant remember when - the weird period where we were allowed out but only if we followed mental rules about distancing etc. We were told that we had to whisper happy birthday and he wasn't allowed to blow out the candles. Beside us there was a table of 12-14 drunk people laughing and shouting at each other.
hadawayandshite@reddit
I worked all day teaching online whilst my wife hung around the house and then when I was done she wanted to go out for a walk and do ‘pandemic stuff’ which had been trending. I wanted to sit down and watch tv in silence
HellOnHighHeels94@reddit
My housemate having a go at somone for sitting directly behind him on the bus. Or being told by him I shouldn't be going out in the garden
MintBerryFondue@reddit
Buying a large amount of alcohol from Tesco before 7pm (as I live in Wales, where the Welsh Government under Drakeford introduced a ban on alcohol sales after 9pm during COVID restrictions), then bringing it into the garden to drink in three or four separate groups. Our uni residential life assistants, hall staff even the police were furious about it but they couldn't do a damn thing since we hadn't broken any covid rules. We were social distancing and sitting based on the same household/flats while requesting music off our phones on a shared Spotify playlist. We even had a bottle of hand sanitizer each.
Getting drunk while having a bant on Discord with my friends that lived within a 3 minutes walk from me.
My mum making some side income selling fabric face masks she had sewn herself.
21sttimelucky@reddit
Dominic Cummins travelling up and down the country with Covid. Inventing 'trouble seeing' as a symptom, with BoJo agreeing, and then having the gall to go 'well, I was having trouble with my vision, a covid symptom. So instead of staying home and isolating, I decided to test just how bad my eyesight is by going for a drive with my family.'
Instead of being arrested for reckless endangerment due to admitting to driving with impaired eyesight, and being fined to the max for breach of covid rules, the coppers just went 'oh yeah, that makes sense. Fair enough. On your way mate.'
Changeyourusername_@reddit
Getting into trouble for sneaking relatives in to say goodbye to their family members.
I worked in A&E, the patients had just come from their family home and they were not going to make it. I made the family members aware they would be entering a COVID area and it was their risk to make but if they would like to come in to say goodbye i would wheel them in and pretend they were a patient.
I don’t regret it
YorkshireMary@reddit
Me my friend and my fog went for a social distancing walk through the woods. We found a young man hanged in a tree.
wardaline@reddit
That’s awful all around 😞.
DogEatingWasp@reddit (OP)
I think you… win…? Jesus Christ…
ESCF1F2F3F4F3F2F1ESC@reddit
During one of the "clap for the NHS" things, a couple of weeks in when it had started getting a bit weird, I heard an odd sound so headed out to my balcony to see what it was. My neighbour across the street had her window wide open and had propped a sort of miniature Alpine horn on the sill and was blasting it at full power with an incredibly determined look on her face.
It was about a 1:3 scale version of one of these:
I'd never seen her before, and have never seen her since. I'm still not entirely convinced that it wasn't some sort of coronavirus fever-induced hallucination.
ImpossibleGlove7@reddit
Spooky, was looking for a photo this morning and saw one of me getting my hair cut in the garden by a friend. I've paid for worse haircuts.
emchark@reddit
Avoid getting covid but nearly being put in intensive care by this https://youtu.be/SnPPwBIAenw?si=FN1A-e5PIdaKj0Rd
wardaline@reddit
😂
NerdLevel18@reddit
Worked in a supermarket. When people were finally allowed back in, a lady forgot her mask and I had to remind her to put it on.
She was apologetic, and I jokingly said I wouldnt tell anyone, to make her feel better. She turn around and said 'Thats SOOOOOO not the point!!!'
Wild
OkContribution6454@reddit
My mother in law passed away from cancer. There was a strict limit on how many people could attend the funeral. Loads of people turned up and just stood outside the crematorium while the service went on. It was eery. They all just stood there in silence waiting.
Inside it was only two people per bench. Her 90 year old father had to sit by himself after helping to carry her coffin in.
When I heard that around the same time that Bojo and Rishi were having "work meetings" it made me angry and then sad.
Ruu2D2@reddit
We lost my sister and had similar experience
But they wasn't allowed to carry coffin . But push it on wheel
Only trouble was church floor was on a slope
My brothers and dad chased coffin down aisle...
Emergency_Pea_2232@reddit
I’m sorry, I know it would not have been funny for you at the time.
But I just snorted at the mental image, Benny Hill music playing.
Ruu2D2@reddit
It good job lot of us had dark sense of humour so giggle
But other did not cope with it at all .
kellyelise515@reddit
Would your sister have gotten a good laugh? My mom’s friend was shipped back to her home state when she passed and the RR lost her somewhere. Everyone said she would have gotten such a kick out of it that it kinda made it sting less.
Ruu2D2@reddit
She would kick everyone butt first
Then laughed .
BananaHomunculus@reddit
Getting the strangest illness I've had which was basically a savage fever with neck and head pain and nothing else that lasted 10 days.
I tested for COVID, I called the doctors because I feared meningitis.
I had blood tests and X rays and it was just viral.
But ever since this happened I have not felt the same. Like it's changed a core part of my genetics or made something permanently wrong.
CaptainMcClutch@reddit
Realising it wasn't affecting my lifestyle at all, I work alone in an office and relax at home. The only big change was wearing a mask during my work hours.
Everyone else seemed to be missing out on xy and z, and I was reaping the benefits of my favourite podcasts putting out more episodes. Just made me realise how little I go out and socialise.
FuckedupUnicorn@reddit
Going to Covid deaths and there being an imaginary line on the ground where I had to kit up to cross it. Worked all the way through and amazingly didn’t catch it.
BalasaarNelxaan@reddit
I work in the criminal justice system and for years whenever funding came up we were effectively told that we weren’t a priority and we needed to make cuts. Basically we weren’t essential.
Then COVID hit and suddenly it was essential that we were all still working.
Made us chuckle a bit!
Flosstopher@reddit
Where I worked there was a huge song and dance about us getting clear screens, proper signage, masks etc the lot!
They didn’t turn up until June 2022…
BalasaarNelxaan@reddit
Did they put tape on the floor too and you had to stay within your tape lane? 😂
Flosstopher@reddit
Yep 😂
I had my own office and it was used as a passing place in the corridor when I wasn’t in. The panic and confusion when I was sat at my desk and there was nowhere to pass was hilarious
RonBonxious@reddit
Tiger King
Standard-Spite-6885@reddit
I never watched it but felt like I had just with all the memes and clips that were everywhere online
Hcmp1980@reddit
Welsh government kept super maretail open but because they felt bad about the small shops that had to close, they said we could only buy 'essential' items from the big shops.
As a result, one super market turned away a woman trying to buy hygiene products.
Silly-Industry1527@reddit
I remember receiving an email from the local family health club who were announcing that they were reopening with "covid adjustments". One of these is that the pool would be returning to normal hours, but the slides would remain closed.
Azuras-Becky@reddit
I had to dress up in plastic bags in order to visit my mum in hospital.
Historical_Project86@reddit
Lots of weird memories. Initially we didn't leave our house and garden for 6 weeks. Then the first tentative walks, and experiencing panic when some richards crossed the road to our pavement so we'd have to walk past them. Then there was the dog grooming debacle - bought a cheap set of hair trimmers and tried to groom our dog a bit, which was initially disastrous until we realised we'd just have to cut very small bits of hair, one by one. My main memory was of the glorious weather in our part of the UK.
postmanpat84@reddit
Delivered parcels to a few people who then were seen scrubbing them in soap and water lol
FenelSosige@reddit
Me and my neighbours were chatting on night over the fence. Sat socially distanced just having a natter. I had music on. After about half an hour there was a massive banging in the door. Someone had called the police and said I was having a party. I’ll never forget opening the door and seeing about 10 policeman all stood in a (socially distanced!) row in front of the house! 2 policeman cars and a van. Absolute insanity
has513@reddit
My bluelight filter was on, but I had to screenshot this when it originally came up on my feed, and now every year when I get my 'on this day' reminder of it it's so surreal. "Thinking of meeting others in the park? Don't do it!".
Rascal_1970@reddit
I enjoyed running and cycling on empty roads. I would time them carefully to return home to the clapping and pot banging like I had just won the Tour de France or London Marathon
Tenuses@reddit
Having a milestone fancy dress murder mystery birthday party... on Zoom. Weirdly one of my best birthdays ever even though it was only me and my husband in the house.
zonaa20991@reddit
I turned 18 in shutdown. Don’t even remember it. Not because it was the typical black-out drunk experience, but because time all melded into one and it was 9pm before I realised it was my birthday
electricmohair@reddit
I worked in a supermarket and one shift I finished at 8pm when everyone started clapping for the NHS. I pretended that they were all giving me a round of applause as I left.
ACanWontAttitude@reddit
I worked for the NHS, like in a hospital so it was shit but I think you guys had it terrible too. Dealing with ever changing rules, entitled folk. You made sure we were all fed and supplied. Thank you.
LeadershipAble773@reddit
I thought we were clapping for all essential workers, so it would have been you as well!
imtravelingalone@reddit
Waking up to the alert that Australia was closing their borders in 24 hours, which meant that I, living in Australia on a working holiday visa but coincidentally on holiday in south America with a flight home due to take off in 26 hours, wouldn't be able to go home. No flights would get me there in time, got locked out of the country for three years and everything in my apartment and basically my entire life, thrown in the bin.
lodav22@reddit
This happened to my sister. She was living in South Korea and had come home to visit for Christmas in 2019, they shut down and wouldn’t let her fly back in to get her stuff. Thankfully she had a few good friends that went and emptied her place and stored all her belongings for her for three years until she could travel back over and get it.
durontochele@reddit
Omg that sounds awful. What happened then? I hope it didn't have any longer term consequences
Late_Worldliness@reddit
Omg I'm so sorry. How are things now? What happened with your work, the place you were staying and general finances? That is such an awful position to be in
CulturalFlatworm1216@reddit
Holy shit
Visible_Pipe4716@reddit
Trying to raise a newborn baby during a global pandemic.
WanderWomble@reddit
I had a four year old and a two year old. Keeping them entertained felt impossible sometimes!
Visible_Pipe4716@reddit
Tbh when my daughter got to those ages I did sympathise a lot with people who had toddlers during lockdown. It must have been so difficult
Ok-Resolution-9328@reddit
I had my kid in the June- I was lucky as my partner was allowed to be with me during labour and visit afterwards. Then when I got home I got to present her to various family members at the garden gate like Simba at the beginning of The lion king...
Jillylollie@reddit
It had some benefits.
My partner had nearly two years paid maternity leave because the uncertainty about how it would impact pregnant women had them start hers really early, paid, and then she took the maximum.
LikeEveryoneSheKnows@reddit
Same here. Literally fell pregnant in March 2020. Timing was...not ideal, but wouldn't changed her for the world.
Visible_Pipe4716@reddit
My daughter was born Jan 2020, just managed to get round all close family before everything went tits up. It was September before she saw anyone other than my wife and our cat 😅
Tall_Station1588@reddit
Me too! And being asked while pregnant "Are you scared? What will you do if the baby gets COVID? What will you do if you get COVID while pregnant?" thanks everyone - really helpful for my pregnant mental wellbeing!
UltimateT1tan@reddit
The time when COVID couldn't touch you if you was in a group of 6 and sitting down at a table
bookish1313@reddit
My mother who is usually very much a one glass of wine sort of woman phoning me to check if we had enough wine in the house and if not would I like her to send a crate over to help with the situation.
Phoned her to complain about something and her solution was “have a glass of wine you can’t drive anywhere anyway.”
lodav22@reddit
The absolute phenomenon that was Tiger King. What should have been a single season Netflix documentary that a few big cat enthusiasts watched, ended up being a world wide discussion on whether that lady really killed her husband.
Oh and the entire world learned not only what sourdough was, but how to make it while wearing a hand crocheted apron.
jilljd38@reddit
My first argument with the police was during lockdown my cousin rang me to say she couldn't wake her nana do got ib my car and went round rang my mum as it was her sister , it would normally have been my mum dealing with grown up stuff , walked in the house to realise my aunty was dead , had to ring the police etc , got told off by the police for being there walked out n said OK you deal with them sat in my car for 2 mins before the copper came back to ask to come back in and help him explain to my cousin that her nana was dead , next thing I knew there was a knock on the door and the entire family was there ,poor copper didn't know what to do for the best , it was the first time I'd realised the extent of what was kinda wrong with my cousin still don't know for sure but I know she wasn't as old mentally as she was physically, but never noticed it growing up
10deadpuppets@reddit
The clapping…it has to be the weekly clapping.
happylurker233@reddit
Crying on my kitchen floor apologising to my two month old that we couldn't go anywhere or see anyone. That daddy had to work and we had to stay home alone. Of course she didn't know and I had no idea I had PPD. No baby groups, no in person health checks, no dental appointments. I apologised to my human potato like she cared or was aware.
EvenSea4967@reddit
Honestly since having a baby a couple of years ago I have thought about new parents and toddler parents in this time so much
flanmagnet@reddit
It was a weird time. We were lucky in the sense that we were at the tail end of 2020, so restrictions weren't as strict as they had been at the start.
I could have my husband with me for one. I can't imagine what people went though being alone and giving birth at the start of it all. Birth is traumatic enough with someone, I can't comprehend the amount of trauma doing it alone.
I just wanted my family so badly. And we spent 5 days in the hospital before we could go home. My sister and brother in law had come through from where they lived as it was in the "suitable distance" and were staying with my parents, both on the list of being high risk. Theyd all self isolated before coming together in our "bubble" and then the night we got home, they all had a quick cuddle before my sister and Brother in law had to rush back home due to the restrictions going back up again.
On the positive, when I had my baby in COVID, there was no pressure to be put doing things like you'd normally have when having a new baby. So I didn't feel the guilt of being at home in my pyjamas all day whilst we both learnt how to feed and get into a routine.
It was weird however, passing a new born through open car windows to relatives staying in their cars to meet the baby after they'd all done COVID tests 🤣
Wow, what a fever dream.
Criticada@reddit
I was on mat leave during that time and I’m on mat leave now. Man, the differences between the two. 🥺
Rabbit-1989@reddit
It sucked. I had twins. My world was very small and I was very depressed.
icklemiss_@reddit
Oh god. I had a baby and a toddler, but twins?! That must have been so, so hard. ❤️
DiDiPLF@reddit
Toddler parents did OK as nursery was reopened after only a few months, much better than home school or new babies. Still nearly broke up though.
xxPlsNoBullyxx@reddit
I'm not even a parent, but during that time I felt so much for families stuck living in small flats with no yard or garden. I don't have garden space either but can't imagine how tough it must've been for parents and kids.
woollover@reddit
That's really sad, and just feel like I want to give you a hug. PPD is horrible. Hope you're better now.
happylurker233@reddit
Much better, my six year old is led with me now watching a film. My three year old is also fast asleep. Much better 🥰
woollover@reddit
Awww how lovely!! You have a wonderful family 🤩
icklemiss_@reddit
🤗 This made me well up. You described exactly my situation too. My baby was three months. It was so awful doing it all alone, wasn’t it? My husband was the same and when he was home he was isolating. It was so hard, and it affected me long after lockdown was over. Huge hugs to past you. And present you too. 🤗
HecatesOracle@reddit
Mumma, same ❤️ mine was almost 4 months old when we went into lockdown, their dad was an absolute POS, but thankfully I wasn't locked in with him (and I definitely made myself worse by worrying about all the mummas and kiddos that were). I was drowning and didn't have enough energy to notice, it wasn't until a friend sent me a link to a PPD quiz that I realised that I was quite that bad. I apologised to mine a lot as well, usually in tears. We made it through. We might have felt alone, but there were so many of us ❤️
Thi13een@reddit
I wish I could downvote you twice for using “mumma”
LunarWoIfy@reddit
Could have wrote this myself. My daughter was born 2 weeks into the first lockdown. I feel we were robbed of the experience everyone promised us.
BubblySoil7965@reddit
Going to a restaurant in the summer of 2020 (they briefly lifted the lockdowns) and needing a mask to walk to your table but you could take it off once you were at your table??? But had to put it back on to leave the restaurant. Absolutely bonkers.
Tarot_Cat_Witch@reddit
I’m a teacher so was still working and we only had key worker’s children and it was honestly the best time. So much outside play and creative activities! Remember wearing my school top and getting allowed in Iceland first as I had a the very important job of getting the kids ice cream for the day!
bacon_cake@reddit
I was stopped at traffic lights during the weekly NHS clap. It was a glorious summer's evening. Everyone was out in their front gardens surrounding a small local green, chatting with neighbours, enjoying their furlough.
Some lady saw that I wasn't clapping, rose up from her plastic lawn chair, and encouraged her children to boo at me.
She took a few steps forward, shouted "Boooo! BORING!"
I was on my way to pick up my wife from work. At the hospital.
Vireosolitarius@reddit
Being in Heathrow Terminal 5 in August 2020. All the shops were closed and at around midday there were maybe 12 flights for the rest of the day. There were about 20 people on my flight to Boston (for my mother’s funeral).
massie_le@reddit
Tiger King. I remember watching it and thinking it can't get worse, then it did, at every turn.
ChelseaMourning@reddit
My daughter had 2 lockdown birthdays, but the 2020 was tough. Try explaining to a 6yo that she can’t see her friends or family on her birthday and that we can’t do anything fun. Luckily my best friend brought her kids over and they put a blanket out on the street and had a little picnic while my daughter showed them her presents through the window. They had to place her present in the middle of the garden and wait for me to go and fetch it.
The following year we were able to go out for a meal, but we had to sit outside under an awning while it absolutely chucked it down with gale force winds. We were trying to eat burgers while holding a precarious umbrella in the other hand. They gave us a free desert.
I do miss queuing for Sainsbury’s in the sun though. I’d just put on a podcast and enjoy the downtime.
KeremyJyles@reddit
This thread is kind of nightmare fuel. Some of the absolute nonsense you all just went along with, no questions asked. Wtf else could they get you to do
Short_Zebra5651@reddit
Me being a nurse and my husband (boyfriend at the time) being a police officer in the station across the road from the hospital. We didnt live together and were saving to move out living at parents. Here I was working in critical care surrounded by Covid and he was still just rolling about with drug addicts on the floor every day and all we could do would be wave at each other across the street. Both still out working, still exposed, but not allowed to meet up. We had been together for 4 years at this point. We didn’t see each other in person for 5 months, when we eventually bumped into each other in Asda and had one hug behind a crisp stand. I then got moved to another health board, issue being because I was staying there Scotland also made it that you some council areas could travel and some couldn’t like green and red zones. I was now in a council area that was locked down and I couldn’t leave, but he was in another council area now free to go out and see people, but he wasn’t allowed in my council area to see me. By the time I then came back to Glasgow, the rules had changed again and I couldn’t go and see him and all council areas were locked down again. Nearly a year away from each other. We’re happy married now and it solidified for both of us that there was no one else in the world we could ever want to be with more. Feels crazy to look back on.
Justtcreepinn@reddit
Ohhhh man if you like UK/Scottish football you’ll like this one
So before and during Covid my mum was working between Glasgow and Edinburgh airport, she absolutely loved it and loved meeting all kinds of people; random people like you and I, but also occasional celebrities, especially footballers as she is a hugeeee Celtic fan.
So one of the days she’s doing all her general security work, checking passports, showing you where to go, making sure everyone is wearing their face masks properly etc. A group of men walk past my mum all dressed casually in hoodies and joggies, all with their hoods up and no face masks - as far as im aware both were illegal at the time as obvs you need a face mask but you can’t have your hood up in an airport because you must be identifiable at all times. My mum, 58 at the time who is extremely bold and talks before she thinks says “fuck same another one of these rap groups”, runs up to this group of men demanding they take their hoods down and put on a face mask. None of them listen and they respond “nah, we don’t have to”.
Ohh now she’s annoyed. “Listen son, i don’t give a fuck who you are, you could be the Sugarhill Gang for all i care, the rules are the rules and I’m telling you to take your hoods down and all wear face masks!” Just imagine the raging Scottish accent of a tiny 5”3 woman shouting at 6”4 men in the middle of an airport
All my mums coworkers come over and tell her to let them pass and that it’s alright, my mums furious. “Who the fuck even are they?” She asks.
Who were they? They were Ryan Kent, Connor Goldson, Calvin Bassey, Alfredo Morelos and Leon Balogun from Rangers, Celtic’s (my mums team) biggest rivals in football
I have still not let her live this down, and the next old firm game was hilarious to watch them all on the pitch knowing my mums furious gave them a proper telling off
Parzival94@reddit
I worked for the post at the time so I was home by 10:30 every day, and there was nothing else to do so I built a 9000 piece jigsaw whilst getting drunk
Standard-Spite-6885@reddit
I was living in Vietnam as things were shutting down globally. I caught one of the last flights home and was stuck in Moscow airport for a 22hr layover.
I was exhausted, so paid to sleep in one of those pod things. Twice, airport police came by with guns to inspect my passport.
Johny_boii2@reddit
Going down the aisles in specific directions. I actually miss it, but if you had accidentally walked past the item you wanted you had to walk all the way around again
Humble-Bag-1312@reddit
The pandemic was at its peak and my boss telling me and a colleague we were "using too much hand sanitizer".
Scrombolo@reddit
Getting up really early and driving to Morrison's just before 6am. They had a special thing where only NHS staff could shop for an hour or so at 6am, but because my wife was NHS and I wasn't, she could go in but I couldn't. So I'd be sitting in the Morrison's car park for about 45 minutes half asleep bored out of my mind.
SteakSandwichSideEye@reddit
The hairdresser pinning a copy of the Magna Carta to her door, claiming that it gave her the right to remain open.
I wonder what happened to her in the end.
RaiLau@reddit
Everyone getting bunting for the front of their houses. And it just stayed there getting tatty.
The streets crowded with everyone going for walks and crossing the road to avoid walking past someone for a second.
Loud-Willingness2814@reddit
I worked for the NHS at the time and spent months locked in an old victorian office frantically processing bank staff applications. I think I onboarded about 150 nurses, healthcare assistants and radiologists in the first few months. Everything was still done on triplicate forms which had to be completed in person so I had to come up with systems to get round it, and had to had all the physical copies through a window once a week for the payroll team to do their bit!
Had to deal with a few "characters" including one nurse with no critical care experience who had been working in aesthetics who was demanding to be placed in CCU (of which she had no chance, we needed nurses as backfill for the skilled experienced staff being pulled from other wards). She took her complaint right up to the head of nursing and beyond. Mad bitch.
Oh and the emergency nursing lead forcing through the bank posts for his two biomedical scientist pals who lived 300 miles away and screaming at me as they were not on the system, as I did not physically have the option to add none nursing staff to a fucking nursing roster system!!
One good thing was several weeks in we were told we could email the bank staff reports tonthe matrons rather than the usual print out 3 times a day and run round the hospital trying to find where they had decided to hold the meeting this time to physically hand them over 🙄
Oh and I got a few free bottles of water (donated by local shopkeepers, not the government of course, theybwere too busy partying).
durontochele@reddit
Not weird as such, but I'll never forget all those mutual aid groups that popped up everywhere. And Tiger King.
Wingnut2468@reddit
The 2m queues between shoppers at stores and the folk who bought crap tonnes of loo rolls 'just in case' Madness...
ooh-sheet@reddit
Being asked by my immunologist if I could move into a hotel for the foreseeable future to isolate while being immunocompromised. Thankfully we just stayed home and my husband’s union made arrangements for him (and others in a similar position) to be fully paid until my restrictions were lifted. He managed to get nearly a full year off work at 100% wages.
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
How were they suggesting you afford moving into a hotel??!
ooh-sheet@reddit
I wish I knew. This was literally at the start too. I had a physical appointment booked for less than a week after Covid lockdown hit, my husband and youngest kid were ill and locked away in a different part of the house (eating all the stashed Easter eggs), they rung me up and tried getting me to move out to be safer. Such a random time to look back on now.
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
A friend of mine flew home to Australia and had to do a 14 day hotel quarantine - the went slowly mad.
ashensfan123@reddit
I had to quarantine despite having a negative test because the covid officers who visited my parents house to make sure I was there wanted to see me when I was isolating after travelling back from the UK and I couldn't get the window open from an upstairs floor. I then proceeded to walk down the stairs to where they were stood so they quarantined the entire house.
My negative test results came through via text minutes after they left.
ooh-sheet@reddit
I would have too. I felt like I was going mad, while living with people who were advised to stay 2m away from me regardless.
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
I think the hotel food would be the worst part 🥲
decobelle@reddit
I did a quarantine hotel in Auckland and the food was amazing. It was almost constant too. Not long after you'd finished breakfast and your morning tea arrived.
BoopingBurrito@reddit
In the quarantine hotels a lot of the time it wasn't even regular hotel food, it was genuinely worse. I remember seeing photos.
Folk were being given bags at 6am with food for their breakfast and lunch (with no fridge to store things in) - a shitty cheap instant porridge pot, a sandwich with half a slice of ham and a bit of burger cheese between two slices of stale bread, a piece of fruit, a small carton of fruit juice, and some sort of cheap, stale, baked product like a muffin or biscuit.
Then a delivery of dinner at any time between 4pm and 9pm which was mass catered and delivered to the hotels by companies like serco. Think school dinners but worse.
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
Silver lining, you could stream loads of fitness videos and use the terrible food offerings and forced downtime as an opportunity to get trim and hench 💪🏼🦵🏼
notmerida@reddit
my friend did this! utterly wild lol
bluesam3@reddit
One of my students got an entire Australian state locked down for two weeks!
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
That is amazing, considering the size of Auzzie states!
Peaceandgloved2024@reddit
I worked for a construction company and my boss tried to persuade me to come into work during lockdown by saying he'd put safety arrangements in place.
What he'd done was put a 1m high Chapter 8 barrier in an open plan office. He was intending to stay on his side, and I would stay on mine, and the virus was presumably going to respect the barrier, too!
Meanwhile, I'll never forget my next door neighbour washing her groceries on the doorstep before taking them into the house. We lived in very weird times, my friends.
No-Tea-556@reddit
I developed addiction an by February 2nd 2022 I got sober,just as the pandemic started easing off an things started to go normal again ,Idk about anyone else but the pandemic brought my mental health to the service, an I overcome alot by the end of it .
LadyInAllPower@reddit
Spending the first 45 minutes of an hour long video call with my boss trying to explain how zoom worked 😂. The thrill of realising I was missing something important so I could treat myself to a guilt-free second walk of the day to the shops
zelandofchocolate@reddit
Remember when Michael Gove accidentally made up a rule on the spot that you could only go out once a day? I changed my clothes before going out a second time, thinking that would make it harder to track my highly illegal second walk to the duck pond
Quiet_Flatworm_350@reddit
That was never actually law, it was a guideline.
Sorry-Ad-1169@reddit
The toilet paper aisle was empty but the pharmacy area (cold and vitamins) was barely touched.
Glitterland@reddit
I think for me it was going to work everyday (nursing) and seeing the streets so QUIET. All the shops shut. It was just so bizarre to me.
I live 40 mins from my family and I can't drive, so for a few months the only people I saw were my colleagues (love them all) and 24 people in a mental health inpatient unit.
Felt like I was going a bit mad near the end of lockdown 😅 I love my job, but I was starting to honestly believe the delusions I was hearing on a daily basis from my patients!!
poppykayak@reddit
Early pandemic everything was really getting bad and I was having my first baby. They made us wear masks and took a couple hours of me laboring alone before they let my husband in. He had to wait outside in the rain. Then after baby was born, the nurses had to sneak out and get pizza for us since we weren't allowed outside food. It was like we were in a war zone with how serious everyone was being. It was surreal.
UnusualActive3912@reddit
I was walking home with my helper and suddenly everyone in the street came out of their houses and started clapping and for a moment I felt like an emperor! But of course they were not clapping me, they were clapping for the National Health Service.
pinkjesrocks@reddit
Having sex with a mask on
Nosworthy@reddit
My wife is immunosuppressed and considered clinically extremely vulnerable. She was instructed to shield and told not to leave the house or risk death (my friend's dad had a similar condition and did pass away from Covid). At the same time, WFH wasn't yet a thing and I still had to go into the office every day so we essentially lived separate lives for spend 6 weeks until I could be given a laptop to WFH - she stayed in the bedroom, I lived downstairs and stripped off as soon as I walked through the front door, showered straight away and cleaned the bathroom every time I went for a piss so it was germ free for when she needed it. For 6 weeks we only ever spoke on Facetime despite being in the same house.
Freckled_Scot982@reddit
My husband and I had to do this too. He was working in ICU and we lived in separate rooms in the house for weeks. When he came home he'd leave his shoes outside the door, stripped off as soon as he came in, scrubs in the wash, shower, and I'd place his meals outside of his room. We'd watch our favourite shows or films "together" by pressing play at the exact same time, then reconvene via video call. I almost lost my job because my boss didn't think I'd be able to carry it out wfh, but I bought a laptop and printer/scanner and although I was looking forward to the idea of wfh, the novelty wore off quickly!
icklemiss_@reddit
I literally commented similar above. My husband is a police officer, I had a three month old baby, and my sister died of covid three weeks into lockdown. We lived separate lives in the same house for a long time. I can’t actually remember a lot of the first year of my baby’s life. I think I’ve blocked it out. I see pictures and videos of me that I sent to my husband at the time and I don’t remember any of it. But I must have been there, because I’m there in the video. It’s like aliens stole my body for a while. 🤷♀️
BoomSatsuma@reddit
While it seemed like everyone else was on furlough myself and my wife worked every single day.
Dangerous-Exit7214@reddit
im a journalist and id already been wfh in 2019. when shutdown hit, all my friends were venting to me about how bored they were and what they were doing/learning/reading/watching in all their spare time. meanwhile, i had more work rhan ive ever had in my life, and the pieces i was working on were all excruciating to write, given.
CulturalFlatworm1216@reddit
I worked throughout Covid (NHS) and I can’t imagine what it was like to be furloughed, kind of glad I wasn’t as I think I would have gone insane
kasia_littlefrog@reddit
I was furlough and it was a beautiful summer. Instead of stressing in front on my laptop I was laying under the tree and reading books.
Venus_Gospel@reddit
I was furloughed from my bar work and because my bar didn’t have any outdoor space, we stayed closed for another couple months after most places opened back up.
I enjoyed 4 months straight of 16 hours a day playing video games, and it was absolute bliss.
Lockdown was a cherished memory for me and it’s rather haunting knowing that other people had vastly different experiences with it, and I was one of the lucky ones
kellyelise515@reddit
I enjoyed lockdown (as screwed up as that sounds) because I could do anything I wanted instead of catering to my family.
chiefgareth@reddit
My life barely changed during Covid. Went to work as normal every day.
EndearingSobriquet@reddit
Happening, not happened. It's still here. The most bizarre thing that is happening, is this collective decision to pretend it's gone, act like everyone isn't being damaged by the continuous reinfection and simply ignore the freely available evidence of all the brain, heart and lung damage. To ignore the persistent higher rates of excess death. To ignore the measurable damage it's doing to kid's IQ scores. To ignore the immune damage that's causing persistent higher rates of multiple infectious diseases.
trainpk85@reddit
My husband was a barber before Covid and some men were texting him offering him £100 for a haircut and he said no incase the police pulled him over and he was too far away from home! Looking back, he should have just took the money.
tyrannybyteapot@reddit
Customers could only eat outside and had to be standing up. One guy sat on a wall to eat his little pot of ice cream, and so I had to approach him and tell him he couldn't sit whilst eating. He stood up. Then a colleague come over and said to me that the rules had changed and customers could now sit down whilst eating. I apologised and said he could sit down after all. Still eating, he sat down.
Massive_Sky4589@reddit
Driving along a near empty M1 during day time and being overtaken by an Army convoy. Like a scene from a movie.
Enough-Ad-8378@reddit
Walking through the high street to work (was/am a train conductor) and it being eerily quiet during the day. But also giving thumbs up/heart signs etc as passing emergency service vehicles as a key worker solidarity thing.
Agitated-Honeydew-41@reddit
I’d just started dating a guy and we descended into lockdown just before his 30th birthday, so he was alone in his flat. I turned up with a birthday cake and a pack of toilet roll for him. All felt surreal and sneaky and sweet.
Purrtymeow04@reddit
people being sheeps and caved in to the clot shot
thistlewold@reddit
I was already a shut-in when covid hit, had been for years. Seeing so many people suddenly living like me was pretty surreal. As was being asked for life advice because of it.
The most lasting bizarre effect for me is that catching covid irreparably wrecked my digestive system, and now most food and drink would land me in hospital with hypertensive crisis if I tried to ingest it. I've lost over eleven stone as a result.
LunarWoIfy@reddit
My daughter was born 2 weeks into the first lockdown. She had severe tongue tie, which meant we found out that she couldn't feed by boob. We were advised to immediately switch to formula. My husband went out on his bike, since he doesn't drive, at 10pm to buy some for her.
When he eventually got home an hour and a half later finally with some formula, he told me that he had to go to several different stores, because all but one were completely sold out. He was told people were panic buying formula as a substitute to milk, which they assumed would taste just as good on their cereal and in their tea.
Fuck those people and fuck covid.
DisneyBounder@reddit
My baby was formula fed and I remember the panic when I went into my local Sainsbury's to pick up a tin like I usually would and there was barely any left. I bought the very last tin of Cow & Gate and messaged my sister in a panic because what if I can't feed my baby? Luckily she told me that you can buy Formula on Amazon Pantry and they sold it in boxes of 6 tins as standard.
DisneyBounder@reddit
Every single person that I know getting completely hooked on Tiger King was probably the weirdest memory I have.
PsychoBaby6_6@reddit
Got very drunk a lot. Meowed at an egg once.
Cerridwen1981@reddit
A lovely neighbour dropping off Easter eggs to everyone in our neighbourhood. Never did discover who they were but it was the best morale booster ever.
May the sun always shine on them, wherever they are.
VideoNo82@reddit
Getting stuck in Russia for two years.
EzriDaxwithsnaxks@reddit
Working in McDonalds at the time, and i had only just gone back to work after 3 months off (thank you Lockdown...). My in laws caught Covid, and blamed me, saying that it was my fault, that I should quit and all that jazz. Turns out it was my sister in law who had given them Covid as she kept goign to visit her in laws who didnt listen to the lockdown rules. They never did apologise, and considering I was the one who was doing the 'heavy lifting' of getting the supplies.
Another story, working in McDonalds with the whole 'Eat out to Help out' bullcrap. I would help with morale with all the staff by keeping sweets and lollipops on me to hand to staff members, which was against the rules. And I know a lot of people would disagree with this, but I will be honest here. It wasn't easy working there during Eat Out to Help Out. People would throw abuse due to the rules, and the putting your name and address stuff down. We didnt like the rules either. And the amount of food people would order to take most of it home, it took it out on the kitchen staff and the front counter staff. Hell, the Lobby staff also had it with the people being parked up. If helping the staff get through a tough 8 hour shift by giving them sweet treats means I am breaking the rules (hell I spent one evening baking 8 trays of flapjacks to bring in the next day for morale boosting. That one got me a warning from the business manager but a thumbs up from the visiting area manager), then I would do it again.
CFClarke7@reddit
We had what i liked to call the 'isolation sterilisation and sanitation station' which was basically an assortment of cleaning products and sprays and gels arranged at my front door where everything including myself, shopping, and the dog, would be anti-bac'ed upon arrival to the house
Maximum-Battle-6628@reddit
In the conservatory reading, darkness is just about to fall and I almost jump out of my chair on surprise as my street in unison starts banging pots...
MesocricetusAuratus@reddit
Everyone being annoyed they had to actually respect others' personal space... and me being like "this is the best thing ever"
MonkeyHamlet@reddit
I was made redundant in the pandemic. One of my mates dropped off five cans of Strongbow and a book on serial killers in our front yard, knocked on the door and ran away.
Love her.
ilovecats_49201@reddit
“Next slide please” 🛝
ilovecats_49201@reddit
Okay.. I was a teenager and I use to go out and clap just to see the boy I fancied across the road, I digress. 🤣
Steven_RW@reddit
The playing the magic roundabout theme non stop on speakers in my room so each time I came off mute on ZOOM calls it was playing in the background.
Kent_Doggy_Geezer@reddit
We don’t have any spare bedrooms, but we do have tons of land. I’m HIV+ and was moved into a guest chalet here, full internet, bathroom Etc. Meals were carried over, left. Only saw one person for literally 1 minute for breakfast and maybe five at most for dinner. I ended up with sepsis 4 times during lockdowns. The NHS were bloody magnificent. Even if I was rather grumpy as hubby couldn’t bring me my Christmas presents….. or clean clothes. The HCA people were beyond busy, beyond lovely and made everything a lot brighter.
BiscuitCrumbsInBed@reddit
Being shouted at by an old man in tesco for walking down the aisle the wrong way. It was actually him and he did begrudgingly apologise. Another time, standing in the queue to go into tesco and actually crying with the worry about it all.
Going for a walk with my son and ex (we lived together during covid to try to keep our son a little safer). It was my 2nd birthday during another lockdown and wondering if it would be ok to go for a slightly longer walk, to celebrate my birthday. Worrying that somehow the police might know!
Feeling slightly offended anytime someone would cross the road to literally get away from me. Even though I was doing the same thing to other people!
I spent a bit of time in ITU, seconded there from my ward, and the absolute mentalness of going through the whole PPE rigmarole even though you knew the mask you were wearing was from a box that should have been binned as it was past the safety use-by-date.
Looking outside the window of the ITU department and seeing the fire engines lined up, flashing their lights and colleagues clapping for each and every one of us. Feeling your heart swell with pride for each other, whilst also being quietly shit scared about everything. To the next week, being sat on the sofa and just cringing at the noise outside, hoping they dont wake your son!
sequeena@reddit
The doorstep clapping. The first one I did in my back garden because in my head we were meant to be keeping our distance and my neighbours front door at the time was barely an arm width away from mine (stupid new builds). My best friend had a right laugh when I told her, it was only then I realised we were doing it at the front door.
Meanwhile my husband's working 12 hour shifts in ICU.
nerdybritguy@reddit
The "seated immunity" scenario, specifically after late September 2020 when both the "rule of six" and the mask mandate rules were introduced. As soon as your party of no more than six people sat down at an assigned table, you were apparently encased in an invisible forcefield that temporarily deactivated the highly infectious respiratory virus. But if you stood up to go to the toilet or leave the venue, you immediately became an extremely risky biohazard again and must wear a mask.
SamW1996@reddit
Sea shanties were a thing for a time.
chipsy1990@reddit
Spent the entire time working in a prison, and apart from former colleguges from that time, i cant really relate to anyone elses experience of the covid era.
AffectionatePop05@reddit
The internet briefly for about a month became what it should be. People were using it to spread positivity, connect and check in with family and friends, improve themselves through training and learning new skills etc, taking part in healthy things like group exercises.
COVID felt bleak in the beginning, and this really was comforting. Looking back now, I wonder if the social media companies had tweaked the algorithms, then turned them back to the ragebait hellscape we have now.
FREESHAVOCADO0@reddit
I drove to my boyfriend's dad's the day before they locked down the UK. Ended up staying there for almost two weeks and helping out with loads of stuff while I also revised for my final exams and prepped my last hit of coursework.
We went back to visit a couple of months later and I knew where everything was kept far better than he did
Critical_Wasabi5218@reddit
Watching grown adults listen to instructions and pander to the government
ResplendentBear@reddit
Edgy
Critical_Wasabi5218@reddit
Guessing you were with the sheep brigade
ResplendentBear@reddit
I tried not to endanger others. I had little faith in the government of the time, but the scientists and doctors were doing their best with limited information.
Critical_Wasabi5218@reddit
It was a flu... wtf man
ResplendentBear@reddit
In that it killed about 4-5 times as many people as a bad flu year in 2020 even *with* lockdowns, and it's a totally different type of virus...yes, yes it's flu.
TheNoGnome@reddit
Finding out who the bellends were who wouldn't do their bit in a crisis.
BatteryAt14percent@reddit
Being told I was an essential worker when I was a lab tech for a university in undergraduate laboratories when all in-person classes were cancelled and no practical classes were running. There was no work to do at all.
My boss trying to dictate how my husband (not employed by the university at all) worked because I was uncomfortable taking public transport, I can't drive and my husband used to take me in as he worked nearby. His office was completely closed and even when it opened he was told to stay working from home due to pre-existing health conditions. She ended up sending me an email that I could take a secondment and lost her temper on me when I took one. She wanted a meeting to "clear the air". I insisted HR be present. They were very unhappy with her.
My sister-in-law trying to get me and my husband to visit his parents when it was illegal to do so, and her losing her shit at us because we refused.
So much ridiculousness.
DollySheep32@reddit
That time there was an entire Facebook group where we role-played being ants in a colony. LIFT.
TanyaTomato92@reddit
There are many many things as I worked on a Covid ward from beginning to end. It was absolutely horrific and ruined my mental health at the time but I made some lifelong friends in some colleagues.(probably trauma bonding tbh because we were all like wtf) . A few things I can say off the top of my head - They wouldn’t supply us with masks at the beginning but still expected us to go into the ‘red’ Covid bays. Matron came down and said we must go in to care for our patients (at the time we thought we would die if we caught this and take it home to our families) Sadly, a few staff had died already at this point. Me and one other staff member said ‘ok, you go in there without a mask then!’. She wouldn’t.
I pushed a dying elderly lady’s bed to the cracked window in the sideroom so that her husband of 60 years could hold her hand through it (with gloves on). The nurse in charge came storming in and I got given a sharp warning and the bed pulled away from the window. As soon as the nurse left the room I pushed the bed back to the window again. That husband didn’t care if he caught Covid- he just wanted to be holding his wife’s hand in her last moment.
Deep…. But on a lighter note - I remember driving out the hospital road and there were crowds of people clapping and cheering (I was so exhausted I was in a daze after most shifts) It felt surreal and I couldn’t take it all in. They had ambulances, fire engines and police all park outside the Covid wards with their sirens on, The rest of the hospital staff came out and stood (socially distanced) and clapped us, for like 20 minutes. There was a dj booth in the middle of them all playing absolute bangers.
Lots of kind people sent stuff into us- one item being little knitted mask holders for the back of our heads to stop our ears getting sore from wearing them 24/7. This was before we were given ffp3 masks and visors for air generated procedures. The holders were all different patterns and different materials. They were actually so cute!
I remember obviously having to shower/change everytime we left the ward- I would get home and have to strip in the doorway and then go straight upstairs to shower and to my room as I couldn’t be around anyone.
Then when they laxxed the rules a bit I had a few mates round in the garden. We all had our own blanket and sat two meters apart & sang shit like that Carol Baskin, killed her husband, whacked him’ and did stupid tik tok dances whilst drinking rum.
They were all terrified to touch anything I had touched or go near me but Christ it felt good to have some laughs.
Also that first maccers was banging when they re-opened lol.
Cally83@reddit
Wiping the shopping with antibacterial wipes
Evening-Web-3038@reddit
Yea, at the very start I was washing my change (coins and notes) for about 10 minutes at a time.
Critical_Wasabi5218@reddit
It was a cold....
Evening-Web-3038@reddit
Cold? Nah I used hot water mate.
Critical_Wasabi5218@reddit
You know what i mean
Evening-Web-3038@reddit
Haha I do indeed. Thought it would be better to answer a silly comment with a silly comment of my own.
Critical_Wasabi5218@reddit
Silly comment? Kys
feelersthrowaway420@reddit
How embarrassing
kasia_littlefrog@reddit
I am still trying to finish the box of disposable gloves I bought for the supermarket visits! I remember I was really lucky at the time to actually find them and paid some crazy money, like £30, while now the box like this is probably £3.
space_coyote_86@reddit
Completely forgot about this. The worst part was that the only antibacterial wipes my wife could get were little ones for wiping glasses. I decided to chance it.
Cally83@reddit
Mental times for sure, scary thinking back.
skirtoutnut@reddit
Cancer diagnosis strangely aligned accurately with the lockdowns
Bed bound smoking the herb daily and yammed the strongest painkillers, in and out of consciousness for 18 months played Zelda and rinsed hbo series, felt like a fever dream
fnaaaaar@reddit
I made a fort in my living room
psychobabble666@reddit
Old fanny pad face
Sammiebear_143@reddit
Ordering takeaway. Hearing the doorbell. Having to wait the obligatory 30 seconds before opening the door to receive it from the doorstep having allowed the driver sufficient time to get to the bottom of the path. Bringing the takeaway indoors and placing it in the middle of the kitchen floor and doing a whole bizarre process like being part of a bomb disposal team, before opening it up to eat. I can't fully remember what we did, but a photo of such a scene came up in my Facebook memories a couple of weeks ago!
TulipTattsyrup99@reddit
Drove my son to a Doctors appointment. We were instructed to wait in the car, and text them our car reg when we arrived. The GP came out in full crime scene suit, complete with overshoes, mask and goggles, and stood in the pouring rain, shouting through the car window, which we weren’t allowed to open. Madness.
Defiant-Tackle-0728@reddit
I was one of the first confirmed cases in Northern Ireland.
Ended up in hospital. Came home 3 weeks later. Couldnt for the life of get a tesco delivery, didnt have the energy to get to the local shop, thankful for delivery apps for the basics.
Took 3 phone calls to even get my usual prescription, given I was ordered to stay home and shield cos of other health issues.
Woke up two days later to find two big boxes of food and household essentials from folk down the allotments, and an "old friend".
Still dont know which friend it was.
I still remember the place I likely caught it, on the train back from Dublin, I overheard a woman sat in the seat infront of me saying shed just come back from Rome.
kelly-golightly@reddit
Just as the lockdown was nearing its end and you could travel again, we visited London for the weekend. We were the only people stood outside Buckingham Palace gates. It’s was surreal, like being in an apocalypse movie!
Aroracherry@reddit
Spraying dettol over the post before opening it …
hhfugrr3@reddit
Very early in lockdown 1, I needed some diy stuff to fix a leak. The staff at homebase wanted to quiz me about why i needed it and decided it wasn't important enough so I wasn't allowed in the shop to buy what I needed. Had to drive to the next town over to get it from B&Q.
dreamponies@reddit
We live nearish to an airport that offers Spitfire flight experiences. I presume they wanted to keep them flight worthy as the spitfires went up most days (presumably without passengers). We live on a farm so have big fields. When we heard the rumble of the Merlin engines we’d run outside and stand in the middle of a field waving our arms around madly, we’d then get a display of barrel rolls and loop the loops. We used to leave big Union Jack flags out on the lawn so they’d see them when they flew over. My kids (then 10 and 7) referred to the pilot(s) as our friend, and spoke about their fly overs as if they were popping in for a cup of tea. It made us all feel a connection to someone/some people that we’ve never met. It was a welcome distraction from disinfecting all the shopping before it came in the house!
bannerman123@reddit
All the teenage lads doing that wacko haircut
marmighty@reddit
I ordered ten stick insects and a ukulele during the 3am hysteria hour while on my fifth night shift in a row at the hospital and forgot until they actually turned up. Surprise!
icklemiss_@reddit
Ha ha. I have adhd so this is actually quite a regular experience for me! 🤣 Love it! ❤️
reddevil18@reddit
The ukulele impulse i get cuz everyone thinks they should learn an instrument at some point, but please tell me you have pet lizards or just keep bugs as pets and it wasn't totally unhinged to order stick insects lol
NeonExp@reddit
I'm so curious what the plan was here. Where the stick insects related to the ukulele purchase somehow??
Celtic_Cheetah_92@reddit
What were the stick insects’ names? And did you serenade them with the ukelele?
pixeltash@reddit
Love this so much!
I hope both helped you get through.
Joephps@reddit
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marknotgeorge@reddit
I worked from home all through the pandemic. This was all very well, but I needed a new desk as the one I had was a cheap thing from IKEA, and really too small.
So when IKEA re-opened 'for essentials only', I took my chance and travelled the 15 miles to the nearest branch after work. I stood in the socially distanced queue hoping to get in before closing, watching people come out with plastic potted plants.
pocket__cub@reddit
I'm 5'3 and had longer red hair (sort of cut into a mohawk, but I was wearing a cap and it had grown out). I was walking into a field which I thought was a short cut to my mate's house and I heard what sounded like someone running towards me. It was another man, taller than me... He looked at my face, saw a goatee, paused then ran away.
I honestly think this man may have been an opportunist who initially thought I was a woman going into a field alone, however when I told my mate she felt that I was overthinking it. He looked surprised, then awkward to me before running off and he was only a few feet away. The whole area was really quiet.
It was weird and creepy.
FriendlyManCub@reddit
I work at a payroll company I IT. Monday morning we're told we have to collect info and pay people furlough by Thursday morning. 3 days scrambling to implement a system that we were still working out Tuesday night. I've had enough tight deadlines that I'm not too surprised, but that was something else.
thepandancake@reddit
I lived alone and on my birthday 4 friends sent me birthday cakes. Full sized. I’m type 2 diabetic now.
Jazzlike_Quiet9941@reddit
Best part was not caring and knowing it would all blow over!
Redfreezeflame@reddit
Two weeks before lockdown, we took in my mother in laws cat. She was self harming due to the stress of their household (tbf fully get it) and we thought we could give her a break. We were not allowed pets in our flat so two weeks were all we could do, and she was reluctant to part with her too as she was about 9 then.
Lockdown hit, could not give back the cat. It also meant our flat couldn’t be inspected! She ended up thriving and loved the hoard of plants I collected in that bizarre period where everyone got really into plants. She loved that flat. Everyone decided she was happier with us and that was that!
She passed earlier this year. I miss her so much. She is the only thing that got me through early covid, being so afraid of the future unknowns. But having her snuggled next to me as I tried to work from a laptop on my sofa made it all seem a little more manageable
stumperr@reddit
Going to work with my friends to work together but not being allowed to sit next to each other on the train
yachtie12@reddit
I have a few. I work in education for nhs. The mad rush to train volunteers and healthcare workers who hadn’t worked in a while. I trained socially distanced over 600 people we didn’t really use in a few weeks. Thankfully we had a big team and the local university let us use their halls.
We had just started recruiting overseas nurses. April first lockdown I waited for a bus of 15 nurses to arrive as their visas ran out in the middle east and they couldn’t get into their home countries. We quarantined them for 2 weeks and I did daily door checks
Arguing why I needed Ppe to train and why I could train clinical skills online. Having to evidence how I trained socially distanced. I did that.
Realising my neighbour was also alone and having a socially distanced cup of tea each night at our front doors. We loved that 30 mins each night. Equally I discovered lots of walks near me. Plus lots of birds and squirrels appeared despite living in the city centre.
Rules changing constantly and having a letter to say I why I was not at home.
Orange_fan1@reddit
My work sent me a tea bag in the post. Most people were working from home so I think the idea was to have a break from work, and have a cuppa on them. A nice idea but was truly bizarre getting a single tea bag in the post.
Prior-Beach-3311@reddit
We got a hot chocolate sachet for Christmas in the post. It was in place of our free hot drink and cake we usually get from the cafe so it did make some sense
Little_Pink@reddit
We got something very similar and it was so misguided! “We’ve spent 3p on a teabag and 50p on postage. We love you.”
lionmoose@reddit
We got a nice one actually, biscuits (for cheese), truffle chocolates and a bottle of wine.
jdk_360@reddit
The amount of people I saw driving alone in their cars with masks on.
BhalromGreybeard@reddit
Queuing up for a takeway pint like I was at a McDonald's drive thru
Apprehensive-Owl-101@reddit
Clapping doorstep seals
Samantha_pear@reddit
Took myself out of college in early march to avoid getting infected and spreading it. I took myself out too late, I caught it, didn’t spread it to anyone else, and now I have chronic illnesses
SnooBooks1701@reddit
My county council installed a bike lane that nobody used because there was another safer route about five metres to the legt, it had bright orange bollards. It was removed when the pandemic ended, then Active Travel England got angry at them for wasting public money on this stupid idea.
safefart@reddit
People saying goodbye to dying family through closed windows, that shit was crazy 🤪
ambergriswoldo@reddit
I found a lot of it incredibly difficult as I was living alone - I don’t have many good memories however: pulling out all the Christmas decorations and covering my flat in fairylights and tinsel just because, putting vintage ballgowns on to lounge around all day, piercing my own earlobes while listening to Iggy Pops “Lust for life” on repeat and full volume, building a fort and sleeping in it
I was pretty manic.
ImaginationSea9989@reddit
Walking through an empty town to the supermarket and a woman was sat on the kerb of the main road in the sun in a pretty summer dress just crying, presumably because she couldn’t do anything. Didn’t want to bother her so didn’t ask.
AbraxasKadabra@reddit
I worked for a certain telecoms/TV provider in the UK. We were actively encouraged to persuade customers not to cancel their sports and movie subscriptions, at a time when people were skint and there were no live sports going on. Some of the conversation points we were given to use as persuasive examples were ridiculous. Not so much a weird memory but an ugly one.
TangerineCassidy@reddit
I worked at Tesco almost entirely through the pademic, bar a two week period at the height of it when the company finally relented and gave me that long (or rather short, it being the bare minimum) to quarantine for the sake of my extremely clinically at risk mum. If the latter, and the mad things I did to stay germ free and avoid accidentally killing her off, wasn't weird enough I think I probably saw & went through every weird thing or interaction you could think of whilst at work in store. The varying degrees of complicity and defiance of the "rules", and the timelines along which people travelled between those two ideals was fun and scary to watch.
I saw people screaming at each other when they got too close, people wearing (or attempting and failing to wear) all kinds of coverings on their faces. People buying inflatable hot tubs en masse or in some cases walking out with several without paying. Traffic light systems. Toilet roll raids. Staff members going from masking and self distancing on week one to realising the futility by week 3 and just pretending to comply whilst on the shop floor.
At the height of things when 99% of people were taking things deathly serious and we're only coming to the store for absolute essentials I remember a specific youngish couple coming in. He was a roided out meathead and she a Barbie who was heavily pregnant, both effectively in their beach wear, they strolled in unmasked walked straight to the bakery at the back of the store, picked up a bag of jam doughnuts and nothing else, paid and walked out. Probably doesn't sound much now, but at the time when everyone was on board and "doing their part" it was mind-boggling and infuriating.
In sadder memories I had to make the decision to have my dog put down further into the pandemic. We were very much still in social distancing and the vets weren't allowing people into their building. They set up the euthanasia in their garden, I had to wait beyond a gate until they had administered the sedative and went back inside before I could enter the garden and spend her last moments with her. That was a bit weird.
Even_Happier@reddit
Watching my dear old dad’s funeral via a livestream, during lockdown.
wherenobodyknowss@reddit
That really weird sound I did in the post office queue in an attempt to conceal a cough.
Additional-Nobody352@reddit
My Granny's funeral in May 2020 outside the church in the lake district was abit different.
Practical_Outcome771@reddit
Early 2019 and my dad had ordered 500 loo rolls using a Groupon voucher, on his own, without any help from us kids. Fast forward to the pandemic stockpiling and we weren't worried about the lack of toilet paper some people suffered
BronnOP@reddit
Working as an “essential worker” and EVERYTHING flying off the shelves so fast that when the shop closed at 10, we’d be stocking the shelves until 1-2am the next morning on overtime.
The thing was, the head office hadn’t changed the automatic lighting schedule yet. We were all walking round by phone light stacking shelves in the otherwise pitch black to make sure people could eat the next day.
Eventually that was put to an abrupt end when head office found out the store manager was making us do that (I assume).
Customers would also buy us food and thank us in the isles… This was very early days of COVID. They soon got comfortable and told us they’d be waiting outside for us come closing time for daring to ask them to wear a mask or sanitise hands before entering the store.
EnigmaMissing@reddit
Extended Christmas, I called it, because other than an extra couple months at home from uni, my life really didn't change much
I was in my university's archery team and wanted to keep up practice. My dad's barn was empty so I asked if I could set up in there. I can see the barn from the house, down a single-track, dead end, dirt lane. The only people that went down there was my dad, us, and the (very) occasional visitor to the farm. At the time I had my kit ready, mum was waiting at the door ready to drive me
"I'm not having you exposed to the outside any longer than the door to the car"
I tried to explain she was being silly since we had one neighbour at the time who wasn't at home often anyway. She wasn't having it, so, at the grand old age of 23, I learned to sneak out the house for the first time 😂
All for a couple of hours to throw sticks
LCPO23@reddit
I'm a nurse, after work I'd come home and strip off in the porch, throw all my clothes into a bag and immediately wash them and have a shower before I even said hi to my family.
Said clothes had literally been worn from house to car, car to changing room and back. I wore scrubs at work!
I'd walk around with antibac wipes from the car to the house so anything I touched was clean.
Complete and utter paranoia.
Albert_Herring@reddit
Dancing in my living room to a livestream audience of a few thousand viewers on Reddit.
baby_oopsie_daisy@reddit
Crying with joy in Morrisons at being able to finally get hold of some loo roll after a week of having to use kitchen roll for toileting purposes.
Working as a nurse and we got gifted a big box of fresh fruit and veg and my team and I feeling like we'd be given Fabergé eggs.
The local Sikh temple providing rice and Dahl every lunch time at work and after 6 months feeling really ungrateful that I couldn't face any more dhal.
My local supermarket let NHS workers skip the queue to enter if we showed our badge and one old dear had a right go that I didn't have to queue and another woman tried to steal my badge, had a literal fight outside the shop, luckily kept my badge.
BubbhaJebus@reddit
Being sequestered in a quarantine hotel for two weeks. In some ways it was awesome, but in other ways it sucked.
Spent pretty much the whole time naked, could stick to my own schedule of sleep, video watching, and work, and a couple times a day I put on my bathrobe and sat out on the balcony to watch the world go by.
AberdeenEng@reddit
Waiting to get on a boat for work and having to isolate in a hotel for a week before joining. It was at the very beginning of COVID and the rules were very strict. Weren't allowed to leave the hotel room and I could see my flat from the window. Eventhough I lived alone I had to stay in the room at all times.
Boat was delayed.... 4 weeks I stayed in that room. The hotels idea of a nutritious breakfast was a crossing, an apple, a twirl and a can of coke. Was absolutely horrendous. I actually go sit in the bathroom occasionally for a change of scenery...
majesticjewnicorn@reddit
Being immunocompromised and not being able to get hand sanitiser from anywhere at all in the UK and paying €50 per 100ml hand sanitiser (got 2) plus postage to have it shipped in from Spain.
TheNoGnome@reddit
I don't think it's a trove overflowing with frivolity, to be honest.
260,000 people died in our country. Many more got very ill or worked very hard in extreme conditions to try and help us.
I don't think we have properly processed or acknowledged the trauma yet.
The weirdest would probably be Matt Hancock telling around everyone nobody with COVID was being sent into care homes, and that there was sufficient protection for NHS workers. This was in the same week my Mum had a patient cough in her face, becoming infected with a hard to treat novel disease and leaving her out of breath going up stairs for the next five years.
Still, at least you've collected some anecdotes about sunbeds and muffins or something.
sweetner-170818@reddit
maybe not the weirdest but I remember Joe wicks being EVERYWHERE
sweetner-170818@reddit
Our house became pretty bored so my mother who I was isolating with at the time decided we should start doing puzzles and she bought like 10 different puzzles and wherever I would go there would just be puzzles all over the house, pretty weird tbh 😂
beebee1212@reddit
Having to switch off my 59 year old Dad’s ventilator.
CosyColouringBooks@reddit
I got told off by a woman in front of me in a queue in Home Bargains because I was standing to close to her, even though I was stood on the X and was also wearing a mask.
Also, queuing to get into Asda and remembering the whole queue snaking around the shop carpark with everyone standing just behind the upturned trolleys that acted as a safe distance marker.
The whole thing was absolutely ridiculous.
ShinyHeadedCook@reddit
Lmao I was freshly single. Thought was going to be a while so ordered a fleshlight and developed a serious mastirbation addiction for a while !
ElijahJoel2000@reddit
I was one of a handful of uni students stuck on my campus over lockdown. They had used some spare tables to set up the parcel collection point into a convoluted slide so they wouldn't have to hand anything over to us directly.
Also, after a few weeks of no random 2am fire alarms there was one, probably triggered by security pretty much just to see who was still about and I was one of around 4 in my building and maybe 20 across the whole block.
Ghgfgbgfv@reddit
I went to uni 25 years ago - good to know middle of the night fire alarms are still a thing 🤣
xxPlsNoBullyxx@reddit
As somehow who didnt start their degree until my 30's, how often was this happening? lol
Ghgfgbgfv@reddit
In my halls in first year at least once a week. Usually toast was the culprit We’d all have to stand out in the car park until the fire brigade had been.
xxPlsNoBullyxx@reddit
Oh that sounds like a pain in the arse 😂
Ok-Statement-2578@reddit
Seeing the starlink satellites moving across the sky and for a brief moment, thing aliens were gonna land and it was the end of times.
Benreh@reddit
Playing dnd on roll 20 every night for a couple weeks and getting to level 15 because nobody had anything better to do.
cdoc365@reddit
I was in a queue to get into a supermarket, had been for 30 minutes. Red light, green light system. They would let a few out then let a few in. I watched this for 30 minutes, next to go was a woman in front of me, then me, green light came on, she walked in I followed, she screamed at me that it’s one at a time. I ignored her and carried on. WTF had she been watching for the last half an hour? Oh, and the people who would complain if you didn’t exactly follow the arrows on the floor, go away Karen, I missed the cheese!
Sea-Still5427@reddit
I remember the ridiculous bristling aggression of all the people who refused to wear masks and coughed ostentatiously in shops. Unhinged.
Tzunamitom@reddit
Such a mundane thing, but somehow a core memory… we live on natural yoghurt and couldn’t find it anywhere, and then my sister in law who was living with us managed to find a random company that used to supply restaurants and had transitioned to supplying retail customers. We made a phone call to this random mobile number and the next day they delivered about 80 small yoghurt pots and we sat around outside opening and emptying these small pots into bigger containers.
hardfeeellingsoflove@reddit
We did similar with flour!
It was really hard to get bags of flour in the supermarket, so my mum bought a couple of catering style sacks online. I have a very strong memory of sitting on the kitchen floor decanting it into small ziploc bags, and the stash lasted quite a long time. We gave some to the neighbours as well haha
pixeltash@reddit
Our autistic son mainly lived on pasta.
Before lockdown kicked in, it was insane to try and buy his usual amounts of pasta for the week and being shouted at by people for daring to buy more than one bag of pasta.
I did try to go to an Italian warehouse for pasta but it was absolutely crammed.
As lockdown came in, it was simpler for my night shift essential working husband to do the shopping at 6am, when the staff knew he was an essential worker so he would be regally waved to the head of the queue every couple of days to buy enough pasta to feed our son.
Unhappy_Potential_27@reddit
My Sister spent 5 weeks in hospital during covid. Lots of elderly patients came in from care homes into green wards untested that had covid and had to be moved to red wards. She couldn't be scanned without approval, couldn't be prescribed expensive drugs without approval and they wouldn't operate unless an emergency. Then she was told to go home and isolate before an operation when she'd already been there a month. She refused to leave. Funniest thing was after operation high on morphine she ordered nearly £60 worth of penny sweets (free delivery) and didn't know until she was home and got a delivery message. I was more upset I didn't get any.
FlexyPasta@reddit
The weirdest thing is that I only have good memories of it: the sun shining in London, tanning in my garden with the flatmates, eating sitting on wooden benches in the middle of Soho streets, waking up everyday just to work out and then listen to a podcast. More drinking and outings in London fields.
Due-Parsley953@reddit
Nothing too weird, but I was furloughed from a genuinely shit job full of shit people and I spent months walking the Berkshire downs in some of the most glorious weather.
Then I'd go home and drink some gin.
NoNeedleworker8860@reddit
My partner was pregnant during it and gave birth during it. I wasn't allowed to go to any scans. And during the birth I was quickly rushed out of the hospital once the birth was over with!
Holli303@reddit
Getting my security licence on 6th Dec 2019. Everything shut down within months. I was moved from being a bouncer, to supermarket security, to A&E (ED in the USA), to a prison morgue, then to c. It made me hyper aware of the possibility for covid testing sites. The first person I lost was one of my door staff. He was buff AF. Big guy. Died of respiratory failure before lockdown landed. My Dad had a stroke in May 2020. I was already working at A&E. I wasn't allowed to see him. He recovered, thankfully. I've never even had covid. It made me hyper-aware of the risk. It was horrible. I worked through the whole thing.
shortcake062308@reddit
The entitlement of people and their pets in the parks using the pandemic as a reason to throw showing common courtesy, respect and decency out the window.
hauntedbundy_@reddit
Working at a supermarket and having people regularly fill whole trollies with toilet paper and running out the door. (Limited to one per customer)
SnooMacarons9203@reddit
I worked in a care home for the elderly during lockdown. The weirdest things for me was doctors who refused to come into the home leaving biscuits for us carers at the outside doors and the undertaker putting on full hazmat suit before he come into the premises to take away one of our residents who we had nursed up to death and then washed them down and dressed them ready for the undertaker. While we worked in flimsy PPE
CharlotteElsie@reddit
The point at which I could legally go and get an eyebrow wax from the woman who didn’t wear a mask because she was medically exempt, but it was illegal to hug my mum. Madness.
SleepySpaceKitten@reddit
Got the news that my grandad had passed away and then 10mins later was outside clapping for the NHS at 8pm.
No_Atmosphere1852@reddit
I went for a walk in the woods near our at-the-time home, about half way around my usual route I felt I needed the loo. Thought it'd be quiet, so I went to go in a bush. Just as I'd unzipped, I heard a noise so I hurriedly did myself back up and ran along the route I took.
The hurrying had wakened my bowls and so things were getting desperate. Again, I was interrupted as I began to get myself into position. Running again lest I have to explain myself, I took an unusual turn.
Now beginning to panic, I saw a stream with a railing that I thought I could sit over. As I got closer to stream I realised there was a house directly overlooking it. I couldn't face the thought of someone looking out of their bedroom window at my arse hanging over 'their' stream. Inexplicably, I started running again.
Finally, I found my self at the end of my road. Calmed myself down and began to carefully walk towards the house. After 2 steps, I shat myself.
Threw the pants and jeans away.
Mountain-Sea2898@reddit
I was supporting care homes when they had suspected infections, mostly by turning up so the staff felt supported. First time it happened I called the registered GP who told me to get everyone onto a DNR (ReSPECT). Literally getting everyone to agree they didn’t need emergency services or resuscitation. Bring on the enquiry.
It wasn’t Covid.
Bitter_Tradition_938@reddit
A patient spay at me during a difficult shift and told me she has CV-19 and she hopes I die, because I’m a foreign c*nt who came here to take their jobs. She did not have a job, but hey ho. I’ve never been happier due to wearing PPE.
Additional-Lion6969@reddit
I was a lorry driver worked all through it, I was travelling down the M5 for half an hour nothing in my mirrors nothing infront of me nothing came the other way, after about 10 minutes it started to feel odd, 20 I was starting to wonder if this was what post apocalypse would feel like
StunningLynx8795@reddit
All of a sudden, I was a ‘critical’ and ‘essential’ worker who still needed to show up instead of going in furlough like seemingly everyone else I knew (in the UK). When it came to our pay review, however…
koduse@reddit
I was a morris dancer. To stave off boredom and have some semblace of social contact our Morris side would have zoom meetings where one musician would play (just one, due to time lag) and the dancers would dance. Of course the dancers would be out of time too due to the same lag issues, not to mention all dances are done in sets so you'd have to imagine what the others were doing.
Later on, under rule of six we'd meet up in a local park. There would be six dancers and a smaller group of musicians who, in theory at least, were seperate groups. Passers-by were generally interested in this (at a distance, naturally). One exception was an man who angrily told me the dancers and musicians weren't separate groups at all and we were cheating. He wasn't entirely wrong, to be fair, as I would dance and then go home in the car with my husband who was a musician. But he didn't know that.
spaceandthewoods_@reddit
Living in an area that was 99% populated by students, as the only non student household.
By the start of April the whole suburb of the city I live in was a ghost town because all the kids went home. The back garden fences between my house and all the other student houses on my street were only waist high, so if I went into the back garden it was like I had a whole streets worth of private garden oasis stretching out before me. Really did feel like I was the only survivor of some apocalyptic event
It stayed that way until late September
yourefunny@reddit
My wife experiencing an attempted mugging... For toilet roll. We were living in Hong Kong and this very small man tried to steal my much taller wife's loo roll! She kind of laughed and ignored him untill he was literally pulling on the rolls. He didn't succeed.
oowhat@reddit
I was out for a run one evening and went down a path that led to a cul-de-sac. As I came round the corner I noticed a lot of people stood at the end of their drive ways with pots a pans and there was one woman in the middle of road who shouted "OK, Now!"
I had completely forgotten about the clapping thing and it felt like they were all cheering me.
Beneficial-Post967@reddit
Housemates were so bored we would do tickle challenges for entertainment
Aggravating-Tip-8014@reddit
Everyone stood outside on their doorsteps clapping. Creepiest shit ive ever experienced. Knew it was suss at that point.
hotdogswife@reddit
No planes in the sky, not a single one.
j5shxx1@reddit
On a real tho I miss a lot about the COVID era from a social aspect. Roads were clear, no people about, quietness in most places, spacious supermarkets.
Xaerob@reddit
This isn't really weird, but more lovely.
We had a baby right at the start of the pandemic so was locked away like everyone else. When things eased up and I was waiting in a car park while my wife shopped as we weren't allowed in together (mask up and social distancing times), my son was screaming away as babies do and I was holding him outside my car as it was too much to keep him strapped to his car seat.
An old lady approached me and said how lovely it was to hear real-life noises as she'd been locked up in her home alone for so long she forgot about things like screaming babies so wanted to show her appreciation even though she knew he'd be annoying me by now.
Made me think about how shit it was for everyone.
ATSOAS87@reddit
No one was getting hair cuts
Impressive_Jaguar_70@reddit
Highly macabre, but in the early days I saw funeral directors stuffing the facial orifices of deceased bodies with huge amounts of cotton before transporting them
ellemeno_@reddit
My partner and I had a conversation about who would do the weekly shop:
Him: “If I die, you’d get my death in service benefit and the house would be paid off, so I’ll do it”.
Me: “But you’re high risk, you have medical conditions that will make you more vulnerable.”
That was a cheery day…!
tinkabellmiggins@reddit
Not weirdest but the best and also saddest !
My great grandmother died on easter Sunday 2020. A week or so later they had the funeral but only 6 people were allowed to attend. Myself and my aunt who weren't there, lit incense and candles at the same time as the funeral and played the three songs she wanted playing to feel close to them at that moment.
My Grandad (great ma's son) didn't know we did this. I spoke to him about it today and it made him very happy.
rictay44@reddit
My neighbour was on the vulnerable list so was confined home for the 3 month lock down. A friend of his got his groceries for him. To deliver them, my neighbour lowered a bucket tied on a length of rope from his 1st floor window. Friend puts groceries in bucket and neighbour hauls them up again, then lowers the empty bucket with the cash to pay for the groceries.
Pass_the_xanax123@reddit
Going to a social distancing drum & bass rave where you had to stay seated lol
tinkerertim@reddit
Worked in a call centre in Glasgow city centre doing customer service for a budget car insurance company when lockdown started. Basically every other office building was abandoned overnight because their employees were either wfh or furloughed.
Did we do that? Did we fuck. We carried on like normal for months. Why? Because we were “key workers” and the company didn’t want to have to buy enough equipment to send everyone home with a computer.
Police officers were confronting us for coming into the city centre during lockdown so we were all given an official looking letter by management that we were to show the officers like a school permission slip. It unironically listed car insurance customer service staff among hospital staff, police officers etc as absolutely essential and exempt. I shit you not.
It got so bad people had to walk to the train station in groups on the way home because the only people roaming the city centre streets were us, loads of drug addicts looking to score, and the occasional grumpy police officer.
GreyandDribbly@reddit
So much whisky, so little memory.
StockholmGirl29@reddit
The toilet paper shortage. The panic was real!
MPD1987@reddit
Spraying library books with Lysol
lllarissa@reddit
Used to have to put the footballs from school hubs in quarantine for 24 hours and spray them down. Mad doing rotations with footballs
HovercraftDry1531@reddit
And the groceries
pixeltash@reddit
My mum has only last year stopped wiping down the food shopping before putting it away.
Fair enough, her and dad are extremely vulnerable and didn't get COVID. So there's something right in what she was doing.
BobBobBobBobBobDave@reddit
Yep.
My partner insisted we systematically Dettol anything delivered to the house. Used to have to spray and wipe all groceries.
Cheap-Vegetable-4317@reddit
I quite liked the clapping for the NHS. I thought it was basically stupid but it was pretty impressive to hang out of the window and hear everyone in London banging a saucepan.
I was a key worker for most of it so life carried on as normal in a way. I made the most of my ability to legally be out and enjoyed riding around an empty city as the only passenger on the buses, which were free.
Nipsy_uk@reddit
Seeing people having conversations leaning forward so they could hear at 2m distance . It always looked like a fight was about to start
Sweaty-Possession-19@reddit
Doing CPR on covid patients early 2020 and wondering if I was going to A) catch it B) give it to my family C) all of us die.
Squeegee_Dodo@reddit
Going to one of my antenatal appointments and sitting in the waiting area, socially distanced from the other pregnant women, all of us alone because we werent allowed to have anyonevwith us, all wearing masks, no one speaking. There was an electrician doing some with on the door that led to the exam rooms, not wearing a mask. I don't normally complain, but I complained that day.
My husband and I had both been furloughed at the beginning of the first lockdown, but he wasn't allowed to come with me to my appointments, meanwhile, this total rando was apparently fine to be puttering about in the waiting area, sans mask. I temporarily saw red.
Lonely_Touch_43@reddit
Going to a ‘rave’ around the ‘things are opening up’ days where we all had designated tables and had to remain seated 🤣
Also my partner smashed a mug over his own head out of frustration one day, we really were going crazy in that flat but I was simultaneously almost an alcoholic and the fittest I’ve ever been🤣weird times
SoggyWotsits@reddit
I’d just finished chemo and got a letter saying I wasn’t allowed to leave the house, but I could open a window for fresh air. On the plus side, it gave my hair chance to grow back!
Rage_PagesArtist@reddit
The deaths of two friends of mine, both morbidly obese and anti-vaxx as was en vogue in that crowd, has always shook me; how can you die from something you never had to get in the first place? How could your politics enter your health discussions and cost your kids their father? Weird to see evil work up close
JonBarghestTheAuthor@reddit
Looking like Lion-O from Thundercats because I couldn't get a haircut in months and it turns out my hair has a lot of volume!
kholekardashian12@reddit
I had to take an Uber with most unhinged driver. He was going on about 5G towers causing brain damage and said his mrs' son's friend took a covid test at the hospital and brain fluid started coming out of his nose. He read it on Facebook, so it couldn't be a lie. I tried to gently challenge this and he got irate and asked me what I do. I said I was studying for an MA and he said, word for word, 'What do you know about the world? All you do is read books all day! I'm out here with the PEOPLE!'.
He also said lock down had been really hard for him and when his wife came down stairs one morning to find him drinking, she told him he had to get back out in the world and do Uber again. 'So I finished my pint and got back straight back in car.'
I just started agreeing with him after that. I felt bad for him because he was obviously not in a good place. Still gave him 5 stars since he had my address lol
99redballoons66@reddit
In October 2020 when my area was in Tier One, I went "clubbing" which was sitting down at picnic tables outside a nightclub, in groups of six, getting drinks by table service from masked waiters and listening to DJs.
At one point someone came up to our table to ask for a light, and security shouted at him to get back to his table.
Later the DJ played something that people started singing along to, and security made them change the record because it was making us sing and singing was high risk.
beansquirtjuice@reddit
Being a care worker and being told to use the back door to enter the house so I wouldn’t have to walk through the living room near the two clients. Err I’m gonna be washing their teeth and fanny’s later I think I’ll have to be quite close. Just stupid bonkers politics
Lassmeetsbored@reddit
A man spat at me and my baby in Sainsbury’s because I was wearing a mask. Didn’t really register what had happened until I turned around and saw him yawn over an elderly couple behind me also wearing masks, and made some comments about us being sheep. Funnily enough he didn’t do anything to my much larger husband - also masked - who was a little in front of us in the aisle.
Also the hazard tape around parks and swing sets. Weirdly dystopian image to think about now.
HorseyBot3000@reddit
This will get buried but
1st lockdown - being passed a prescription for antibiotics for a tooth infection through the tiniest gap in the door of the dentist’s. Queueing for them in the boots car park with a police wagon 20 feet away watching all the folk waiting for their medicines to be passed out of a window.
2nd lockdown(?) November time. Sneaking out to see my family because we thought the family cat was going to have to be PTS and saying my “goodbyes” only for it to be a false alarm.
The ridiculous one way system my office had. Using the loo went from a 2 minute to a 10 minute break. Getting coffee suddenly took over half an hour. They put up perspex partitions between the desks and we couldn’t actually communicate properly so we’d have to lean around them anyway. We got told to aways park facing the same direction (bonnet in) so the drivers doors would never crossover.
Anniemac7@reddit
Sitting in a restaurant to eat a meal & having to out on a mask to go to the loo or leave.
Background-Factor817@reddit
A woman skipping the queue to play the “I’m a key worker” card, prompting us (soldiers in uniform and on duty) to laugh because 90% in the queue were key workers.
87catmama@reddit
Like everyone, I was only doing the shopping every fortnight and we had run out of chocolate, so my husband and I decided to be rebels and walk to the local shop to stock up on some goodies. We didn't realise the time, and as we were walking home, the first 'clap for carers' started and we felt like we were being applauded for our gluttony! Also we felt really awkward, like everyone on that street was judging us!
No_Technician1020@reddit
Had the same when my takeaway arrive bang on 8pm on Thursday
daddiebutch@reddit
I brought a reed diffuser from M&S but it wasn’t working, so I went online to leave a review. I noticed there were dozens of reviews from the past months with the same issue, this diffuser didn’t have any scent.
Few days later I tested positive for Covid and realised I just had no sense of smell, I’m assuming all the other reviews were from people in similar situations.
BlaMenck@reddit
The drive through covid testing with the long test sticks you had to shove right up your nose.
Moppy6686@reddit
Working in America and having someone flash their gun when I asked them to pull their mask up.
They didn't, so i radioed my boss and she said "i empower you to ask him again."
I hid in the bathroom.
revenant647@reddit
Also in the US, I went to a gun store and was the only person wearing a mask in this little store full of people except for the FedEx guy who came in. I was standing there wondering how many of those people were going to die
Cheap-Vegetable-4317@reddit
Not enough.
_cake_tease@reddit
You were there too long, you hid in the toilets though. 😀 I would've too.
BlackStarDream@reddit
I went out wearing a mask early on since I already had some... and people started coughing at me in the streets.
Completely forgetting that the point of the masks was to keep the Covid in.
mjstokes85@reddit
Buckethead in Nottingham, a man who stuck a bucket on his head and cut eye holes out to go to the local shops.
Winter-It-Will-Send@reddit
Troupes of dancing nurses. It was bizarre and more than a little tone deaf given what was happening in the hallways around them. Whenever I pointed this out to anyone, I was treated as if I was the one with the strange opinion and that they merely “spreading joy” or “having fun” at a dark time. It never occurred to these people that the hospitals were apparently overrun and so they needed all hands on deck. But the hands were on TikTok a fair bit.
Megalodon-5@reddit
the silence in town
(was lovely, can we please go back to lockdown)
IndividualCurious322@reddit
A security guard from Primark chasing after me and attempting to grab my arm for walking on the opposite side of the shopping centre, away from the Primark entrance because "There's a que and people need to be 2 meters apart!"
I had no desire to go into the store and was nowhere near anyone else.
ajrobsonReddit@reddit
One of my memorable ones was the smell! At the time we lived just off a motorway junction, I remember going outside and just being able to smell grass and trees and fresh air because obviously the motorway was empty. It was marvellous….apart from all the people dying.
Operationiv4@reddit
Did family quizzes via zoom, loved doing a picture round that consisted of taking 2 similar photos of something or someone in the house and getting people to find the differences. Every year my memories show me a photo of me and my mum sat at the kitchen table, orange on my head, ladle in mums hand, upside down plant pot on the table and every time it makes me giggle. What an odd time that was, and yet I’ve never felt closer to my friends and family than I did then
Chilly_Piper_83@reddit
Sitting outside the pub with a bowl of rapidly cooling soup. Apparently you could only order drinks if you were eating... The pub served shit loads of soup that never actually got eaten because as soon as your meal was finished, they were to whisk your plate away and refuse to serve you another drink! Those were the rules. Bizarre times!
No_Consideration7466@reddit
It was my 30th birthday in May 2020. Everything was closed at that point apart from supermarkets pretty much. I went on a birthday trip on my own to Waitrose as a treat. Told the cashier it was my 30th birthday and she didn't even reply. 🤣
More-Caterpillar-63@reddit
I did really stick my foot in my mouth about 3 months into lockdown when it was REALLY bad. I was at the GP a lot because I have a condition excarbated by stress and I had just figured out I had been chronically stressed by working in an office 5 days a week, and following lockdown I was the least sick I'd ever been in my entire life. Which like, I WAS sick if they were seeing me in the GP at that time. The nurse asks me how I am, which I didn't realise was probably a wellness check because they'd have been seeing a lot of lonely, vulnerable people. My response? "This is the best time of my life." I am not sure I could have said anything worse if I'd have tried. She genuinely looked like she wanted to murder me. And to this day anytime she has to stick me I always get a bruise (which I deserve).
Scared-Room-9962@reddit
Took my 6 month old daughter to my mams house at some point and she made us sit in the garage on fishing chairs lol.
uk-1234@reddit
Not particularly weird, but I was driving an old Skoda Felicia with a missing exhaust at the time. I was working shifts as a “key worker” in the defence industry and it was so much fun blasting around the empty roads on the way home from a night shift pretending I was a rally driver.
RodJaneandFreddy5@reddit
Having to drive from Co. Durham to Cumbria to get a Covid test on two separate occasions because my employer was threatening to stop paying me until I had a negative result. I’m still waiting for one of them to come back. It was very a very stressful journey the first time as I felt really ill.
Mr_Hiss@reddit
A woman at my work was "dealing" toilet paper like drugs 😆 She was an NHS worker and I think she was stealing it from care home stock. She had regular "customers" within a small, exclusive circle and I'd hear her saying things like, "I can get you ten rolls by tomorrow but it's gonna cost you extra". She was like the Godfather of bog roll 😆
Dry-Machine-2012@reddit
Hand washing toilet roll was sold out absolutely everywhere, so I popped on eBay and bought (new) industrial sized hand wash + catering-sized toilet rolls. Swerved the whole problem. And cars socially distancing at traffic lights in the first few weeks of lockdown.
crickety-crack@reddit
Being told that I had genuinely ruined someone's day, because I put on a my work-branded mask as I stepped up to serve him.
Customer simply didn't want to see any of us wearing it as he did not like it. I said there's unfortunately nothing I could do as it was work issued and we have to wear them. Walked away from the till in a huff, swearing and cursing.
Ruu2D2@reddit
My family had weekly Skype family calls . Where they do quiz etc
My husband was essential worker and I work at hosptial .we both were working super long hours ,in stressful jobs
We finaly made one family calls .everyone was wfh,furlong or job become less stressful during covid . We were in thick off it
Existingsquid@reddit
Executives who already had laptops getting new laptop ahead of essential staff getting laptops to work from home causing essential maintenance to stop and essential kit to fail.
ferris2@reddit
Getting a handy in a local park on a first Tinder date.
Malagate3@reddit
Going through the shopping centre on the days before the first lockdown, it was all dark and mostly empty, and managed to get a stupid amount of Easter eggs on discount.
Being shouted at by the director because I raised concerns about going into the office, with four of us in a room, all in different corners and wearing masks. Especially bizarre as we could work from home, but we were forced back into the office (literally less than a metre between our chairs).
Waking up in the night, clawing at the mask that wasn't there (I got over that, I quite like wearing masks now!).
I still think it was weird to see a police report on TV where they have drone footage of a guy walking his dog all alone on a hill, telling us not to do this - dude was not an infection risk, should have taken a drone to Number 10...
PedanticRedhead@reddit
My sister's birthday was just after we were allowed out, so my parents and I (separate households) arranged a surprise. I made cake, cycled it to her house and saw my parents in the hallway of her block. I left the cake and present on the welcome matt, my parents put their presents there, and knocked. We darted 3 feet either side of the door and waited.
Her flat goes upstairs to her living room, so 2e had a 'party' with her and her partner halfway up the stairs, and me and my parents swapped who went to the door depending whose presents she was opening, and who was getting cake lol.
Margotkittie@reddit
Being in the queue at the till at at Morrisions and watching an unmasked boomer arsehole peel cash off a roll in his pocket, licking his thumb between each note, before reaching around the perspex screen to try & hand it to the horrified heavily pregnant woman on the till.
For some reason he was horrified & mystified in equal parts when me, a middle-aged, grey haired, fat frump, called him a selfish cunt.
stebus88@reddit
At the start of it when you couldn’t find toilet paper anywhere, me and my fiancee at the time seriously considered implementing a rule where we wouldn’t bother wiping our arses but would have a shower after every shite.
Our local supermarket got a huge stash in shortly after so we never got much of a chance to test the rule. It feels like a fever dream looking back!
Nemariwa@reddit
Sitting crossed on the verge outside my sisters house and having conversations with her family while they were sat on their driveway. I live alone so that was main form of face to face contact.
sleepyprojectionist@reddit
A chap that I used to work with in a call centre moved on to work at one of the big telecoms companies.
He ended up getting promoted to a delivery manager role of some kind shortly before the pandemic.
Thanks to “helping us all stay connected” he got an MBE.
It’s completely surreal. He was just a bloke that I occasionally went for a pint with, and now he has letters after his name.
DuckieWuckieNL@reddit
Was Living in the Netherlands at the time, two things stick out in my memory:
1) went to the doctors with tonsillitis, doc stood at least 5 meters across the room and said say “ahhh”…as if he could see my tonsils from there 🤦♀️. Still I got the antibiotics so I suppose it worked.
2) In the initial stages when everyone was panic buying the only thing the Netherlands ran out of was tinned smoked sausages 🤷🏼♀️😂
89ElRay@reddit
Actually winning a game of AoE2 against my 4 best mates, as the shortest video game player of us all by a long stretch. The game started at 11am and was wrapped up by 8pm, and we would run a FB messenger voice call for the whole time. Absolutely magical.
Painting Warhammer in a local hotel on my honeymoon because there was nothing else to do at all.
CantaloupeGold4650@reddit
Watching people hoard bog roll like it was currency.
BoringTomatillo27@reddit
Such memories! What a time - take me back!
BadShi-6@reddit
The police presence was pretty amusing, I was stopped several times but one that sticks out in particular was an incident where me, my housemate at the time & her daughter were travelling to pick up some cleaning supplies from B&M, having a singalong in the car. Police drove past us, then suddenly whipped around and followed us to the retail park.
Upon approaching us he accused us of shouting at their van and throughly interrogated us for around 20 minutes about exactly what we intended to buy, if we were part of a ‘bubble’, if we had been vaccinated, why we weren’t wearing masks inside the car… it was complete lunacy. For context, we’re both 30 y/o old women with a 7 year old in the back. Why the hell would we have been shouting at their van? You couldn’t even sing along to music mid pandemic without being questioned.
Odd-Fun@reddit
One of my colleagues screaming at a customer for ducking under the one way system barrier and the whole shop going deathly silent and everyone turning to look at the guy like he had committed the crime of the century.
Dadda_Green@reddit
The rules based on regions that meant half our village was banned from having visitors in their gardens whilst the other half could because they paid council tax to a different Council.
Ruu2D2@reddit
My husband cousin lived in area like this
They were under one rule, neighbour under another
Timely_Resist_2744@reddit
Getting a temp job at a supermarket and being screamed at by a women because I told her she had to queue like everyone else. She worked in a royal mail sorting office (was very particular about that, I guess because she was trying to tell me how vital her job was 🙄) and expected to be let in as she was a key worker, as they let NHS staff and carers skip the line (we also got very good at spotting those who physically wouldn't be able to stand in the queue).
My favourite part was her yelling 'They clap for me on a Thursday!' as part of her argument. Needless to say, she didn't get in and that became the catchphrase amongst all the Covid temps for weeks afterwards.
woahtheremate_@reddit
Someone putting rotting meat outside her neighbours house because she left the house regularly. She was a MEDICAL key worker too…
Tissue pile ups.
Water pile ups.
Fights in supermarkets.
People advocating for people to be killed.
£3000 quarantine systems.
The opening up to close down and then open up and create tiers.
So much to say.
One of the most interesting periods in history.
fursty_ferret@reddit
I used to fly freight to and from US destinations. We used to leave the UK when it was under the tightest lockdown (you wouldn't see cars on the motorway), and then go to Texas where there were no restrictions at all and sit in a bar.
ohnobobbins@reddit
My elderly parents getting home from their daily walk and telling me they’d been threatened with arrest by a policeman for sitting on a bench. I knew everyone had lost the plot at that point.
reader270@reddit
My dad’s funeral where we had to socially distance and could only have a tiny amount of people in attendance. My mother was still on oxygen after being in hospital for a month with Covid and I knocked the canister over during the ceremony and it was horribly loud.
woollover@reddit
I'm so sorry for the loss of your dad and I hope your mom is doing better now
Jacks_Journey@reddit
Seeing people driving with visors on.
Also seeing someone mowing their awn with a visor on.
Odd-Fun@reddit
Wtf haha
spinzzi@reddit
Clapping for the NHS was just weird, plus people brought out their pots + pans?? What the hell happened back then
Quik_Brown_Fox@reddit
Seeing the most outrageous DIY haircut on a guy in the supermarket about 2 months into lockdown. It looked like it started as a pudding bowl cut then random chunks were hacked out. I muttered into my mask ‘we don’t judge during lockdown’.
Shashi2005@reddit
Teaching over zoom to a little girl in her house. I'm male. I was in school. A one to one ukelele lesson. Nine year old girl got her ukelele, her sheet music & her mum's ipad all ready. She was sat cross legged on her bedroom floor. It took her a while to get set up. Once she was set up, I very quickly hit the hide on the window on the PC, and rushed off to get a female member of staff. She came back to my room told the girl to cover up. Horrible experience. Horrible times.
pajamakitten@reddit
Walking home from work during the second week of clapping at 8pm. I thought care in the community had seriously failed because it was people in their dressing gowns banging pots and pans together, and everyone started honking their horns while driving. One guy got very passive aggressive with me and started clapping in my face for not joining in. I had just finished my shift in the NHS. It was not until I got home and my mum asked me if people were clapping that I even realised what it was.
Odd-Fun@reddit
Lmao thank you. Your story had me howling with laughter xD
Punk_Princess_Sarah@reddit
Being pregnant and craving avocado but not needing anything ‘essential’ from the shop. I went anyway and bought a basket full of bread/milk/loo roll etc so it looked like I had a legitimate reason to be in a Tesco.
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
I didn't realise what the eat out help out scheme was really all about. I took my mum to a cafe, and we usually have a deal between us that we take it in turns to pay. It was my turn to pay. The bloke said it is half price to support eat out help out scheme, and I was so happy!! It was the first time we had been out for food together in a while too, but I guess that's why the scheme came about in the first place.
gone-in-a-spark@reddit
I almost sponsored a roundabout so I’d have some outdoor space away from my flat.
2cbterry@reddit
Not being “allowed” to touch other people’s dogs was heart breaking for me
NobleKorhedron@reddit
Escaping catching that shit until 2021, even though both parents caught it in 2020...
Zorolord@reddit
Receiving a nasty/irate phone call from a former neighbour on my birthday accusing me of leaving items at his home (indirectly accusing me of stealing from his home) as his current neighbour's son stole a mobile phone, aftershaves and consumed/stole alcohol while leaving a tracksuit top giving away that it was it them who stole it - never did I receive a Happy Birthday or apology. I considered him like a Father/mentor figure. He clearly sees me a common thief!
TaralasianThePraxic@reddit
I had cancer during the pandemic. Diagnosed right before it all kicked off, stage 4 lymphoma, two years of grueling treatment. Chemo, antibody therapy, stem cell transplant, the works. Was an absolute nightmare, immunocompromised the whole time so couldn't go out at all really.
The funniest part of it for me, though, was when our (usually very gruff) drug dealer found out about the cancer. I was using weed to self-medicate the symptoms of chemo (in addition to all the other drugs they had me on - my consultant approved it too, because it was the only thing that helped my appetite) and when the guy found out he did a total 180. Always asking my partner how I was doing, even drove all the way out to our place in the sticks to drop off for us a few times (a 2 hour round trip for him).
jimicus@reddit
Mum died in the October. Nothing to do with Covid, though she really wasn't coping well with being cooped up on her own all day.
So - I had to organise a funeral (which my brother had to attend via zoom) during all that. Then a few months later it came out that BlowJo had been having boozy parties with his colleagues while I was burying mum.
AdministrativeShip2@reddit
People fighting over soap outside Boots.
The shop assistants kept telling them it wasn't antiviral, but there were still people buying it by the crate.
Odd-Fun@reddit
Good lord lol
Dazzling-Ad6085@reddit
My husband coming home from his work everyday with beauty products and apples which he had been given.
It was a strange time
skrew86@reddit
To this day I'm not sure why sheep stayed at home and wore masks when they dared to go out
GotAKit-Kat@reddit
Taking the dog for a walk and, half way through, taking the TV remote from my pocket and then realising I'm still wearing my slippers.
lankymjc@reddit
My Grandad was diagnosed with cancer, given two years to live. None of us could go visit him.
On the plus side, he's blown through the two years and is still kicking to this day!
SamVimesBootTheory@reddit
Well I guess it's not a memory as such but at some point during lockdown I brought a video game (Assassin's Creed Odyssey) digitally and somehow completely forgot I had brought it until some time later and was staring at my game library in confusion
Similarly my older brother had brought Borderlands 3 and played a lot of it during lockdown and somehow forgot he'd played the game, but I'm the one who remembers him playing it.
And on a less fun one, I think it was on the tail end of lockdown or we'd just come out of it but basically in a fandom related discord server I was in we had an incident which I think if it hadn't of happened during 2020 would've likely just been dealt with a lot differently and just been a nothingburger but what it turned into was a three day long server raid and almost took the entire fandom with it.
Basically I still don't know all the ins and outs but basically some disgruntled people within the fandom who had been fairly popular within just kicked off a complete shitstorm. Now for additional context this also happened as BLM was kicking up which meant the internet was especially tense during this time.
Now the server from what I remember didn't exactly have an outright politics ban but like a lot of non politics focused servers it was sort of I think an unspoken 'don't get too hard into it' and someone had posted a link to fundraisers related to BLM and one of the mods removed said link under the guise of like not trying to upset people with Current Events (tm) which in hindsight wasn't the best idea but anyway this was basically the inciting incident that lead to this like three day long raid of sorts where various accusations were thrown around about all the alleged sins of the fandom, and a lot of it was stuff that like no one had any idea over as it was a lot of stuff that was def in the camp of like 'personal arguments that'd happened in DMs or other servers' so it was like 'idk what you expected the server mods to do if you like... didn't bring this up' and the creator of the media in question was also being blamed for stuff when like very little of what'd happened was anything they had any real influence over (they were present within the server but didn't mod it)
And the server mods basically lost control of the situation as those inciting were going at the speed of light and posting to tumblr as well so it lead to a very one sided narrative taking foot and the people instigating I think didn't really care about solutions and it just felt like they'd sort of just sat on all these alleged issues until the 'right time' to crash out rather than you know bringing things up as they happened so action could be taken.
The fandom is still going but I do remember for a good while it was... tense but it has also been a largely calmer experience once those people left and it's like largely forgotten although there is a not very good hobbydrama post written about it that's lacking a lot of information due to as I said the one sided narrative that got out, and sometimes you might see a vague reference to the incident
TepacheLoco@reddit
My company hired Earth Wind & Fire to play a virtual concert on the 21st of September.. and basically just played the September song a couple times from their studio. The company sent out festival style wristbands and everything. Bonkers.
Naps_in_sunshine@reddit
Having to potty train my toddler because the shops ran out of nappies - he was not ready and it just means we had to clean poo and wee up regularly. And then I was on a team meeting and my co workers heard him wander in to proudly tell me he’d done a poo in the potty.
Squiggally-umf@reddit
For me what was weird was absolutely nothing changed for me.
I was hearing on the news about people who were so depressed because they love being around people and hadn’t been able to see friends for a while.
I had no friends and no one to care about me. I had an admin job but my boss managed to wangle that we were an essential service for an essential service who are an essential service for key workers so I had to drive to the office everyday, continue to sit in a room on my own (as I had even before COVID) and certainly didn’t get furlough.
I tried to take my own life and woke up in a hospital ward which was empty and the HCA lay on one of the spare beds to take a nap because there was nothing for her to do.
porksandrecreation@reddit
I had to work from home and they didn’t have enough laptops for everyone so they made me pack up the entire computer and take it home with me. I didn’t even have a desk at home. Also, doing multiple video calls and hearing people just yelling at their families, dogs barking, kids screaming etc so you couldn’t hear anything anyway.
Obvious_Degree_4786@reddit
Just before lockdown we genuinely needed toilet roll, I went to 3 shops before finding some, then hid them under coats in the boots incase someone broke in to the car.
Making my husband sanitise his hands after touching the garden gate after going out for our daily walk.
Worrying I’d be arrested for going to M&S in the next town over. I was pregnant and craving Colin the caterpillar cake. I’d waited in a queue on Ocado for over 2 hours and it was out of stock 😒
n8te85@reddit
Being stopped and threatened by the police after driving less than a mile to my local outdoor space (for my permitted exercise). I tried explaining that driving meant I come into zero contact with anyone instead of using the narrow tow path along the Thames and passing what seemed like the whole town. She wasn't having it and said that I would get a fine next time.
After deciding to complain, I received a phone call and written apology from the Sergeant who agreed that a little bit of common sense should have been applied.
mhoulden@reddit
Trying to go on the B&Q website and facing a queue of hundreds of thousands of people.
Work didn't change much. We all worked remotely anyway. I was shielding because I was undergoing chemo and preparing for a stem cell transplant. The team supports corporate VPN systems so there was plenty for us to do.
McSheeples@reddit
I'm a singer and had a few productions go tits up for the first lock down. Then the zoom music started, which was interminable. When we could perform again the rules were bizarre. We had to rehearse with masks on, although they could be taken off when singing solos. We were spending hours in a room together, wearing a mask was an exercise in futility when we were all taking them off to sing stuff all the time. I was also studying a module in infectious disease with the open university so I was even more aware that the rules were a bit pointless. Pro tip, don't study health sciences in the middle of a pandemic...
livrim@reddit
Holding the hand of a 35 year old patient who was scared to die alone while their family ‘visited’ through the unit’s iPad and I was wearing outdated and inappropriate PPE but there being no other choice, as a student nurse. Second weirdest was helping my supervisor complete last offices for the same guy two days later on my next shift, in complete silence with my visor fogging up through my tears. He died genuinely thinking COVID-19 was the end of humanity.
Third weirdest was not being allowed to buy more than two bananas at Aldi and worrying about if we had enough toilet roll.
andyfantastic999@reddit
As I worked in education, I could drive to work. It was weird driving down the M4 and M32 and rarely seeing another car.
Silver_Macaroon1875@reddit
I was working in central London. From Essex to Blackfriars in 50 minutes and seeing maybe 5 other cars. Awesome, but really not so.
overworkeddesigner_@reddit
Becoming friends with a squirrel that used to visit our balcony and making it a little wooden picnic table
Numerous-Painter6179@reddit
I was living in Thailand at the time. You were only allowed to walk in the park with a mask on, but if you wanted to run, you could take it off.
Mr5wift@reddit
You can't out walk corona but you can out run it.
Federal-Emu-4204@reddit
Having a 6 month old and having nobody outside of family seeing her from 4 weeks old until she went to nursery at 18 months. Blows my mind that not one professional saw or checked up on us the whole time, we could have been treating terribly and nobody would have known (obviously we weren't!). I dread to think what might have happened to other babies in the same situation with nobody checking on their wellbeing 😔
HecatesOracle@reddit
That V.E day, where we were all encouraged to have "socially distanced street parties". Me, my mum, and my 6mo sat in our garden with a cuppa, waved over the fence at the neighbours we'd met while out clapping, and listened to the bloke up the road crank up his karaoke machine 💀 tbf, he did quite a nice rendition of "we'll meet again", but his Robbie Williams was naff 😅
SignNotInUse@reddit
Having a coworker, who lived in the same building go really paranoid and just sort of being left to deal with it alone. Had to talk him down from calling the police on "people having wild parties" multiple times. Poor guy that lives across from me got the fright of his life when police vans showed up for one man with a bbq and a few cans of dark fruits.
grouchytortoise@reddit
Going to a drive in cinema just as the Christmas lockdown came in and changing my postcode to the next area over on the Covid app just incase we got checked (even though we would be staying in the car).
verybadgay@reddit
I totally forgot about the lockdowns of different areas! There was a time a café near to me had to shut down but the café directly over the road could stay open because it was in a different postcode. The café that got to stay open was a chain and there was a big local conspiracy that they’d orchestrated it.
CourtneyLush@reddit
Getting on an empty 12 car train every night was quite unnerving. Just before the start of Covid, I re-read John Wyndham's 'Day of the Triffids' and coercive every night I got that train just reminded me of that opening where he wakes up in the hospital and finds himself alone
We also went to a socially distanced gig at The Barbican when restrictions were lifted a bit and it was basically just little islands of people with blocks of taped off chairs in between.
SautedMorsel@reddit
Watching football in the pub with no audio on and the landlady refusing to turn it up because “the particles will spread with the noise”
Mean-Construction207@reddit
My cousin who lives super close bought me a colouring book (because i'd complained to her that the adult colouring books were too complicated and not relaxing). I dropped a halloween bucket down from my 3rd floor windows, with cat5 cables tied together for rope, for her to put it in!
Born-Wasabi8016@reddit
Me and my mates riding around the countryside on our bikes with backpacks full of beer and getting shitfaced in the woods like naughty teenagers.
We hear voices coming through the trees and think we're gonna be rumbled.
They came through the bushes and saw us sitting there half cut, we all stared at each other for a few seconds. One them raised a bottle of wine in the air and we all cracked up laughing.
Turns out it was some teachers from the local school doing exactly the same as us.
Had a great laugh.
nutwiss@reddit
This is exactly what me and my mates did (all 45+ years old). Bikes, beer, nature reserves, parks, canals. Proper old-school teenager behaviour. Very healthy, I thought.
FantasticWeasel@reddit
The open space equidistant point between my friends houses was the local graveyard. Never hung out in one as a teenager so weird to start doing it in middle age in the January rain with a thermos of tea just to have some human interaction.
SyrupUnlikely4032@reddit
When the pubs had to close and our local just told people to bring a container to fill. Got a 4 pinter milk bottle of peroni for a fiver. Drank it in the garden in the sun. Good times.
GarethGazzGravey@reddit
Talking to infected friends and family through a window when visiting them. It was better communicating with them over live video
Naive-Vehicle-6845@reddit
Probably my mum trash talking my cousin after having pocket dialled her. I still remember my mum's look of utter "oh my god what have I done" and saying "well it's not like she can come over and beat you, she has to stay 6ft away from us all" lmao
Just-an-idiot-online@reddit
My sister was a single parent to two young children aged around 7 and 4 at the time. One of the bigger supermarkets wouldn't let her in with both kids one day. Don't think it was company policy as she had been taking them both (so not naming them), just someone being an arse.
Initial_Prompt_2648@reddit
Going back to school and having to wear masks in class yet at lunch time they weren’t necessary. Having my education disrupted and being the guinea pig for the return of in person GCSE exams (I sat them in 2022, the previous two years were teacher assessed grades).
Slopii@reddit
People wearing masks alone outside or in their cars.
When cloth masks and vaccines were shown to be ineffective at preventing omicron infections, and everyone pretended they didn't hear that or something, and continued policing each other.
Particular_Bug_3737@reddit
If the tv had told people that the virus only exists above 4 feet, there would have been people crawling round Tescos on their hands and knees the next day.
Late_Manufacturer157@reddit
Didn’t witness it personally but when she arrived home from work, my sister in law stripped off at the back door of the house before going in.
Silver_Macaroon1875@reddit
I had to go I to work pretty much for the duration - for the first few weeks my wife made me strip in the porch and put my clothes in a black bag before she would let me in the house, much like a murderer I presume.
Worst of it was I didn't catch the bastard thing until lockdown was long finished.
EnoughRadish@reddit
Joining Joe Wicks online every morning to learn a new dance routine. That was wild.
Me2309@reddit
My friend sending me a picture of her dad BATHING THE GROCERY SHOPPING HE’D BOUGHT incase it had the virus on it. This was in the first few days when people didn’t really know what was going on.
Extreme-Place-6573@reddit
Getting in a tug of war in asda over toilet roll
breadandbutter123456@reddit
Watching a news report about kindly volunteers going door to door to vulnerable people to hand over groceries etc. then watching them on tv in front of the reporter, hand over something, the vulnerable person picking up said items. With no care for cross contamination. Spreading Covid everywhere whilst trying to be helpful and being applauded for doing civic duty.
mightbeyourpal@reddit
Had to drop something to a pal in Horsham on a Sunday morning. Went via the M25 and M23- could count the other vehicles I encountered on both hands (but didn't, as I was driving, obvs)
Jillylollie@reddit
I worked nights as a graduate test engineer at a start-up for the bulk of Covid. Just me and one other guy for nearly two years. The work was very hands-off (5 mins of work for every hour of observations).
The entire thing is a very strange blur. Being a "modern" start up the office/lab was decked out with amenities, including a beer tap... we just spent our days running experiments, collecting data. Drinking, playing Smash Bros. All with no supervision being a night shift.
I watched endless amounts of TV. Played Cyberpunk on PS4 via remote desktop (the jankiest of janky gaming experiences). Ate vast quantities of dirt cheap sushi (An Itsu was next door and if you caught them at 9:50pm before a shift you could buy absurdly luxurious lunches for a couple of quid). We bought into GME, got into each other's music. He taught me to rollerblade. I tried edibles for the first time.
It's really hard to put into words but in a world that was isolated and slowed to a crawl, it felt even more isolated and time basically stopped? A very strange, oddly freeing, experience.
ButImJustASatellite@reddit
having tested positive for covid but being completely asymptomatic ( was a care worker back then) and being called multiple times daily to check that i hadnt left my house for 14 days. the urge to be sarcastic as fuck when they reminded me for what seemed like the millionth time that me, my then wife and my kid couldnt leave my single story prison for two fucking weeks. they got properly shirty with me for answering "im very bored and very stressed" when asked how i was doing mentally .
free-the-imps@reddit
Me and my OH went stir crazy working from home and somehow discovered you could buy jelly beans in *reaaaallly huge tubs*… jellybeans then became essential stress management/comfort food, with predictably plumpy results.
I just don’t ever want to eat them nowadays, but I wonder if we’d crave them if we lived through another pandemic and lockdown.
flavouredicecubes@reddit
Having a photo of some chickens on my phone so that if the police stopped me and asked why I was outside nowhere near a shop I could say "I'm going to feed my chickens, as is my legal right".
downandoutitis@reddit
Watching a live stream of my Nana’s funeral, whilst my mum was sat on her own. Madness.
EldritchSanta@reddit
The medical staff who had helped care for my terminally ill mother breaking the social distancing rules to hug us after she died.
She died at home, not from Covid. It's rough time to remember, but on the whole it was a good death.
xerker@reddit
Being told I was too close to someone in a queue which only had me in it was a particularly weird one.
reducedtoashes@reddit
Sitting in the car in the car park of the MetroCentre shopping centre in Gateshead scranning Nandos and playing Among Us on our phones with our friends who were parked in the next parking space.
JDLoxx@reddit
My Mum who was always healthy got sick, totally unrelated to Covid, died on Easter Sunday just after lockdown in a hospital 200 miles away and I never got to see or speak to her as she was in a coma.
So that was pretty weird.
SeaworthinessHead613@reddit
The stupid clap for the nhs shit.
sha_42@reddit
Wearing jeans whilst wfh....like what was I thinking?!
Funny_Willingness820@reddit
I worked in a leisure centre and people were allowed to enter through the very large front entrance but to exit they had to go upstairs, along a corridor, downstairs again and out the side door. This was to ensure people were all walking in the same direction around the building. It made no sense. We, the frontline staff, took so much abuse from the public over it.
Phillb87@reddit
Clapping at out doors like fucking idiots to say thanks to the NHS while while those cunts in parliament couldn’t give 2 shits about them In the first place and were flouting the rules they put in place
Unstableavo@reddit
Being told to stay in doors. Remain indoors like the M + W sketch.
pixeltash@reddit
Don't think about the EVENT
BeardySam@reddit
Remain indoors!
Now outside and clap!
Remain indoors!
Go back to school!
Remain indoors!
Eat out to help out!
Remain indoors!
TwoValuable@reddit
When it was suggested by some well meaning social media post that if you had COVID to put a tea towel through your letterbox to symbolise to your neighbours that you had COVID and might need help. Bonkers.
Also outdoor bin washing. One local bloke started a bin washing business when we were all scared of bin men spreading COVID through touching bin handles. That progressed into a van and cleaning equipment. He's still going, we recently tried to book him for a one off bin clean and essentially got told no sorry we need to book at least 6 sessions (either fortnightly or monthly).
Crochet-panther@reddit
I went to collect my office plant the day we got sent to work from home (the week before official lockdown). I wasn’t allowed in the building and my manager appeared with a crate of all the plants in the office which then had to live in my spare room for 18 months!
zelandofchocolate@reddit
Illegally dancing at my own wedding, because dancing at events became illegal or something the week before. The venue staff took it well tbf - they just said "stay away from the windows.."
Also had to cut the guest list from 30 to 15 because the rules changed a week before
stargazingcat_@reddit
Worked for the passport advice line (teleperformance). We were told we were "essential workers" despite no one being able to travel. Masks were also apparently banned in the office, and I had to tell several managers to keep a distance, cleaning my area every time they tried to touch things.
Got redeployed to the foreign office advice line and finally able to wfh. People would call saying their sick relative was stranded abroad etc, all we could do is say "check this website for flights" even if we knew there weren't any.
Absolute shitshow, glad to have been able to hand my notice in to teleperformance in about May 2020 because they were awful.
Dansredditname@reddit
Okay this is an odd one so here you go.
During the pandemic I was working throughout because I delivered food to supermarkets and hospitals. All the motorway services had been told to tape off half of their urinals and they all taped off alternate urinals except Moto Medway which taped off all the ones on the left-hand side.
Definitely weird; definitely memorable.
_Bluestar_Bus_Soton_@reddit
Probably my cousin being framed on Youtube by someone
Old_Introduction_395@reddit
I was working as a carer, I had to get a client to hospital. On a normally busy road, we were the only car.
Gold-Perspective5340@reddit
Remember when demand for fuel tanked and the oil price went negative because there wasn't the storage capacity for all of the production? 70p per litre of diesel and nobody on the roads? Good times
slutforachickenwing@reddit
Me and my fiancee made life size cardboard cut outs of ourselves and dropped them off at each of our muma doors on mother's day.. we certainly got weird looks doing it but both mums loved them!
BissoumaTequila@reddit
Day after lockdown I cycled round London. It was dead. Like really dead. Not a soul in sight. Not even police and it was one of the best things I have done because I could say I have been round central London with zero traffic, commuters, nothing.
Puzzleheaded-Lynx-89@reddit
Walking my dog through the local park, only to see a man walking towards me with a tawny owl on his shoulder, casual as can be.
-cunningstunt@reddit
Seeing people driving in their own cars, with just them inside, but still wearing masks
_pierogii@reddit
We had a foodbank at my old work for service users, and there was about 10 bags of pasta well past their best before dates that were going to get binned, so I offered to rescue them as we go through wads of pasta at home. This was early days, so I made a jokey post on FB about stocking up for the apocolypse.
Course within a few weeks, shit hits the fan and the great pasta wars start. Made a very sheepish apology promising I wasn't a hoarding heathen, just a shit joke.
One-Raspberry4189@reddit
The one hour queue to get inside Tesco then following the arrows that directed people around the store. That was insane especially the exaggerated moral panic from others if you broke the rules.
Repulsive_Dig_133@reddit
Driving out at 6.30am during the lockdown, and all the birds (mainly pigeons) were just standing on the road, hundreds of them ! They knew something was up. Ducks came to my garden too. Never happened before or since.
QuintusCicerorocked@reddit
I sent a google image of an anaconda that made it look like it was in my house to a friend for no reason at all. I just…felt like it, I guess. I had never done this before, and haven’t done it since.
BobBobBobBobBobDave@reddit
Getting made redundant, signing on for unemployment, looking for another job, finding another job, starting a new job and meeting all my team, etc.
And managing to do all of it whilst barely leaving the house.
Particular-Cup-4202@reddit
sitting in my pants and playing football manager all day and not feeling the slightest pang of guilt
No_Usual_572@reddit
Being full-time employed to play Warzone was amazing. The seshs would run from 9 till 10pm with scheduled lunch breaks. Furlough was once in a lifetime.
Shoddy_Pilot_2737@reddit
Absolutely, I was furloughed from March until late June and then worked one week on, one week off until May the next year. Amazing
If it wasn't for all the people dying. I could do it every year 👍
No_Usual_572@reddit
I was furloughed from March through to August and then received 3 months of notice pay and had found a job in November with a January start date. All-in-all, almost 9 months of full pay while being told I had to stay indoors and game all day.
I sympathise with those that had to work and of course the deaths that occured, but man was it a great time.
Particular-Cup-4202@reddit
played a lot of warzone too that shit was class during the pandemic
funk_tron3000@reddit
My ex wife cheating on me while i was deplyed and as soon as restrictions were lifted!
johnlooksscared@reddit
I had a heart attack during covid. Part of my rehab was talking daily walks. Strange to walk along the by pass and see only 1 or 2 cars . That and the quiet.
TiltonStagger@reddit
Being flagged down by the coppers so they could check where I was going.
oldie349@reddit
Feeling very happy because I could be with my favourite people all day due to lockdown.
OkPhilosopher5308@reddit
Driving around with a laminated letter in the door pocket stating I was a key worker, being able to do a 20 mile round trip to get machine parts and supplies in about 25 minutes, having signs in the tractor door windows telling people to basically fuck off, drinking to excess because my mate who had an event bar company would deliver booze to my doorstep for just over cost price. - I miss lockdown.
You_moron04@reddit
I was in Year 10 at the time. It was the realisation that when we came back in Year 11 in September 2020, all the work we’d done over the lockdown literally meant nothing and everyone wasted their time because none of it counted toward our final grades.
That and someone kicking the maths teacher out of the online lesson lmao
Disastrous-Emu2013@reddit
Not leaving my flat for two weeks solid as I designed the form for my NHS Trust that was used to record all swabs taken and had a complex conditional logic algorithm that we had to constantly update every time another change in circumstances was added (always at 4pm on a Friday 🙄) have you been out of the country in the past 14 days?, have you ever touched a frog? etc., I’d become so anxious about going outside my partner had to take me out at midnight in the car to get fresh air and I had my head out the window like a dog
Srddrs@reddit
Omg I have a great story for this.
A friend moved in with me after she broke up with her boyfriend. At the time I was living at home with my parents.
My friend, let’s call her Lucy, was quite lax with the rules. She was newly single and was def hooking up with people. She brought them back to the house a lot which I wasn’t super happy about but I didn’t really feel like I could stop her.
My family managed to get to their house in Scotland that they live in for half the year. They were coming back, and Lucy had had a boy over the night before. They came back an hour earlier than they said they would, so this boy hid under the desk in the study until the coast was clear and he could escape. It was one of the weirdest, most surreal moments of my life. I couldn’t stop myself from thinking how insane it was that he couldn’t just say hi.
I also remember the completely mental food with a drink rule, and how you had to wear a mask to walk to your table in the pub but then took it off when you were sitting down.
I remember the plethora of STAY 2M APART signs, usually with arrows, but printed on A4 paper, so nowhere near 2m apart.
I remember the zones, so if your street was in one zone, the pub couldn’t be open. But the next street might be in a different zone, so the pub on their street could be.
I feel like we all collectively lost our heads accepting this absolute nonsense. It was wild.
space_coyote_86@reddit
Having quizzes with your friends/family over video group chats.
abgc161@reddit
Taking a couple of my housemates food shopping because I was the only one with a car. Obviously we lived together but didn’t shop together because who does in a house share? But Tesco wouldn’t let us go in as a group, so we had to go to a different shop, all stand in the queue 2 metres from each other and ignore each other the whole way round, until we got back in the car and went back to the same house.
Superb_Copy1644@reddit
That I thought there’d be an economic reset, stock prices would fall, as would property as people began to save, so there’d be an incentive for banks to increase interest rates on savings accounts. That there’d be mass mass death of the elderly which would lead to a younger generation inheriting money, and a swarm of houses being up for sale further devaluing property. That we’d learn that people can work remotely and do their jobs well.
Nah, we took on huge amounts of national debt, younger generations lost out, businesses suffered, and property values someone how increased again……
Obscure-Oracle@reddit
I was in hospital for 5 days over Christmas during the first lockdown down. Being pushed in a chair down to get an MRI late one afternoon. The main hospital was like it was abandoned, lights off, heating off with no one in sight in what would be usually very busy areas. It was a very Eerie feeling.
pixeltash@reddit
I think Christmas was like the second or third lockdown?
My mum had cataract surgery in 2021 and the hospital was still largely emergency and urgent only. No visitors, no general areas, so no cafe, no little shop. We could actually get parked no problem, but our echoing footsteps made it really eerie.
Obscure-Oracle@reddit
It very well might have been a later lockdown, it all seems like a blur now. The hospital was shut down for all non emergency care like you say, it was quite surreal considering the wards were very busy and massively understaffed yet all the areas which were usually very busy with people coming in for appointments and visiting loved ones were just completely shut down, very Eerie indeed. I take my hat off to the doctor's and nurses working insane overtime to care for us, one junior Dr in particular who never seemed to leave and if he did it was only for short periods just for rest.
pixeltash@reddit
I agree it's a blur.
A contrast of sunny days spent in the garden pottering, along with living in a state of fear that I would lose one or both of my parents, my husband lost his dad to it. Where time had no real meaning anymore.
Obscure-Oracle@reddit
I am sorry for your loss, I almost lost my Mum during 2021 but thankfully she pulled through. I think having such long periods of time where nothing much really happens the days just sort of blended together into big lock down blobs of empty time.
pajamakitten@reddit
It was like that for those of us who worked in hospitals, however it was like you were also waiting for things to kick off during the first lockdown too. As if the hospital was going to go from a ghost town to hell on earth at any second.
ibiacmbyww@reddit
My partner at the time completely losing the plot and giving in to OCD. This manifested in many ways, but the one that stood out to me was them living in just their bathroom and the tiny corridor to the front door, for 4 months. Not even for covid-related reasons, because there might have been a wasp in their flat. I was forced to watch them fall apart from afar, utterly powerless to stop it.
Bit of a downer, I know. We're no longer together, but they're doing a lot better now.
eggs_and_ham_i_am@reddit
Both my wife and I worked all the way through. We weren't "essential workers" but also my work couldn't be done from home so I went in every day as per normal. My wife occasionally could work from home.
Anyway, our two kids had to go into school who'd opened up especially for parents that had to work. Our kids were social separated at school. The whole assembly hall had been marked out with a grid pattern and all kids had to be two squares apart at all times.
Some days, our two kids were the only ones in, yet still they were forced to stay apart.
Then at the end of school, Id pick them up and they'd get released separately with the teaching assistant getting one, bringing her out to me, then going and getting the other.
They'd then just both get in the car together and we'd all go home and mingle together.
It was all so stupid.
I also got shouted at for continuing to garden and not joining in during the big clap.
homelandere@reddit
Was working at curry’s pc world at the time, just turned 20- for some reason we were required to go in, people were bringing 10+ year old kettles and toasters to return and exchange
horseradish_smoothie@reddit
Having to divulge my medical history to nightclub bouncers and cinema ushers.
horridbloke@reddit
Waiting six weeks for my company to enable VPN on my account so I could actually work from home. It was about three weeks before they bothered to contact me (guys, you had my number), then the same manager would txt me every day to inform me I could VPN in now (I still couldn't). It eventually turned out they'd guessed my account id wrong. After that I had to do some work.
Rocks_an_hiking@reddit
No cars on the main roads in the middle of the day.... It was so weird
Affectionate-Bill132@reddit
As an agency cleaner in a large office I was told I still had to go into every day even though the office staff were all told to stay home. So basically I had to sit in an empty office for eight hours a day and then go home.
Natasha26uk@reddit
That those not vaccinated wouldn't be allowed to do food shopping (and would starve to death presumably). But it was just a suggestion from nutjobs who got the 2 jabs.
Dr-Chill@reddit
It's not exactly weird, but it's the first that came to mind. I had to pop out for a blood test, and as I was walking home there was no one else about. Until I encountered another human, they were on the same path as me, walking towards me. They then noticed me, had this massive shocked expression on their face, and quickly crossed to the other side of the road.
GeneralMedia1282@reddit
My weirdest memory is thinking back on lock down fondly, even though I know that I did not like it at all.
ApprehensivePen8707@reddit
Worked in a supermarket on nights .. so did my shopping before it opened . I was never short of toilet roll .. as we were the first to shop so no queuing up for me 😬
WanderWomble@reddit
Driving to the McDonald's I managed which was closed to do a walk through and check everything. Th entire shopping area was closed and it was really unsettling.
nowiserjustolder@reddit
Wife going each day to work at the local hospital and seeing people dying day in day out. When she came home of a night we had the joy of hearing the neighbours in a row of 4 houses along the side of ours that had removed fence panels so they could all have a get together every night.
Squadrone_Rosso@reddit
Having Disarono White Velvet on my breakfast cereal & in my coffee throughout the day😂
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
I had breathing difficulties (lol, shock) and called NHS 111 - they sent a man in a van, wearing full hazmat suit to my front door to take my oxygen levels. Then he made me go run up and down the stairs. It was quite surreal!
Anyway, I had pneumonia. But at least it wasn't PE.
Proud_Pound5825@reddit
Me and my friend would send eachother care packages via taxi. Candles, face mask, chocolate, teabags etc and smuggle in a 20 bit and some raws👌
Hour-Estate-2962@reddit
Being shouted at by going out for a walk with my friends very early on in the first lockdown.
My friends were my housemates
Evening-Web-3038@reddit
Doing jury duty during covid was interesting!
The waiting room was about 10% occupancy with people sitting about 10 seats apart (mandated). It was a huge ass room so I couldn't imagine the noise and general mither if it was full of people!
They had a one-way system in place and you basically had to walk all the way to the other end of the room, and then all the way back just to use the toilet! So I typically sat at the entrance of the one-way system so that I could sneak out using the entrance when the receptionist person wasn't looking.
Lots of waiting in line 2 metres apart, blocking the judges who were coming out of offices etc. They also had these shitty plastic barriers in between each juror which was about 0.001% effective in stopping transmission of Covid. It was the most stupid-ass thing I've ever seen lol. And the deliberation room seemed to be an actual court room to allow us to sit a few metres apart.
It was honestly pretty chill tho
Firthy2002@reddit
Talking to my mum through the open front room window.
Hour-Estate-2962@reddit
Seeing a neighbour wearing gradually less clothes each week at the clap
apocalypsebrow@reddit
Meeting at a shopping centre outside the Santa grotto after everything closed to exchange Christmas presents with family while respecting distancing. Going to a drive thru Christmas carol concert where we all honked our horns instead of applause .
Some-Cope1999@reddit
Working in a paint shop because it was classed as essential in the second lockdown
Holiday_Cat_7284@reddit
Being barked at by Tesco staff for going back about 3 feet to pick something off a shelf, instead of following the one way system forwards. Shopping was honestly dystopian for a few weeks
freddiethecalathea@reddit
One kind neighbour putting Easter egg baskets, signed from ‘the Easter bunny’ on everyone’s doorsteps, and another neighbour texting the WhatsApp group chat (another Covid thing) to say he’d reported the Easter bunny to the police for breaking lockdown rules 🫠
FornyHucker22@reddit
When I was entering up to 5 often filthy homes a day to do my ‘key worker‘ role of fitting electric heating while it was technically a crime for friends and family to enter my home.
Must be honest I didn‘t follow that to the letter 🙄
Final_Blacksmith7447@reddit
Getting my dream promotion two weeks before the entire company shut down aka firing everyone at the same time. Walking out with half assembled totes and boxes of desk stuff with my coworkers at the same time was wild. So many people like quietly crying.
YourSkatingHobbit@reddit
My nearby shopping centre had to put up a pictorial guide on how to wear a mask properly, but what made it ridiculous was that they had to revise it to add more pics of the incorrect ways to wear one. The funniest/dumbest was one with the mask over the eyes. I asked a shop staff member if that was just a joke, and with clear exasperation he went, “unfortunately, you’d be surprised.” I guess sometimes I do underestimate the stupidity of the general public. (I did see someone wearing a mask gathered under their nose like a moustache, so maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised).
El-Deano@reddit
Being furloughed and then riding my bicycle as it a reason to get out, to meet my wife from work, as she was required to still go to work at the school even though there were no kids in.
Bulky_Raccoon3068@reddit
I started selling hot tubs...there was quite a bit of disposable income in many households
Hungry_Hand_3923@reddit
Clapping for the NHS on the doorstep every evening at 8pm
ExperienceRough708@reddit
Kept going for a walk hammered and cracking one off ina neighbours coppice
JazzlikeTradition436@reddit
Neighbours chicken loved escaping into the garden. It did it everyday for weeks.
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