ULPT Request: How to troll my wife's MAGA cousin and her husband?

Posted by smugfruitplate@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 38 comments

Having breakfast with them tomorrow along with my wife and my in-laws. Been told to be on my best behavior. How do I get them riled up during breakfast without giving it away?

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Law_hacker_1000@reddit

gas prices and cost of living increases plus the huge tariff refund to corporations

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ballimi@reddit

Don't make fun of intellectually disabled people.

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Common_Kiwi9442@reddit

I think if they're actively harming society, which they are, it is warranted

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TechinBellevue@reddit

Order something expensive then look back down at the menu.

Look shocked.

Say, "Damn! That got pricey. Let's 86 that and I'll just go for the waffles."

Then look directly at your cousin and her husband and say, "That just means to cancel the order, not kill the chef."

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_pupil_@reddit

Order something extra then change your mind and ask the waiter to 86 it.

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Necromartian@reddit

We get it, you like owning the libs. Can we now lower the gas prices, winner?

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haematite_4444@reddit

Talk about socialist ideas but then finish the sentence with "I'm just trying to be a good Christian"

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Necromartian@reddit

Free health care for poor?! What is this, a communist Russia?!

-Jesus probably

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zzzelot@reddit

Be the perfect host and super chill. Then when everyone is relaxed randomly have the grindr sound go off. Check the husband’s reaction.

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RooTheDayMate@reddit

Why would you want to do this? As you are trying to exploit the stereotypes you have about them, you are playing into the abundant stereotypes they have about you.

Prove you are, achKtually, smart and considerate and liberal in your views, as opposed to critical, narrow minded, and inflexible in your opinions.

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imbasys@reddit

Lmao. How ironic.

The answer to your first question is the same reason you posted this comment at all.

Wildly self-unaware behavior. Wildly.

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luigis_left_tit_25@reddit

They couldn't help but say "abundant", when talking about the reps stereotypes for dems.. they are way worse about stereotyping people. We all know that..

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Mistravels@reddit

smart and considerate

If they could recognize and appreciate this, we wouldn't be in this mess as a nation.

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BlottomanTurk@reddit

Fould the Hall Monitor.

Your reflective sash has no power here.

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berrylakin@reddit

What sub do you think you're in right now bc this is not the sub for all that

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OriginalIronDan@reddit

Inflated food prices, even though “they” say food prices are down.

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luigis_left_tit_25@reddit

Talk about how you almost didn't come because its soo expensive to waste gas! 🤣

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I’d just go on and on about Jesus, and how much of a good example he is on loving your neighbor. Everything can be expressed in terms of WWJD. If they get squiffy, they look like bad Christians. Win win.

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ImaSource@reddit

Tell them your against abortion and that's why you love the gays.

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Matt_Cricket@reddit

Hey gays get the fewest abortions

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MajiktheBus@reddit

Riling them up during breakfast will just get you in trouble. You need to find something that they will like, that they won’t know is woke, and introduce them in such a way that they go show other maghats and then you win.

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irn@reddit

Damn this breakfast is amazing, eggs and bacon are so expensive. I love the rape jelly, sorry! I meant grape jelly on the biscuits.

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luigis_left_tit_25@reddit

Lmfao! 🤣

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atomic_drumstick@reddit

Wow these food prices are getting crazy, I wonder what's causing it.

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DoubleTie2696@reddit

and gas

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Popadicklikatictac@reddit

Did this to my Dad yesterday! lol crickets.

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luigis_left_tit_25@reddit

Nah! He knew .🤣 you got him! Lol

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magicmulder@reddit

Wear a rainbow shirt. Act offended when they suggest it has anything to do with LGBTQ.

Talk about your new dogs Donnie and Bibi who are always peeing on the rugs.

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Mistravels@reddit

Find something they love. Their Ford truck, etc

And praise it for things they wouldn't.

"I love your truck! Quality control from Mexican plants really has gotten better these days huh? They really do a great job."

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3ftLongHorseCock@reddit

Tell them that there are only two genders and that everything else is a mental illness!

They will be super upset when they hear this!

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