Castrate all males. In order to get their balls back each male would need to get a balls license. You need to be a mature and mentally stable male with no prior sex offences

Posted by HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 14 comments

Once you get a balls license you get your balls reattached. But if you misbehave you get your license revoked and your balls cut off again.

The idea is that males would lack balls by default (instead of having them by default, like now) and only mature and mentally sound males would be trusted have balls

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Capable-Language8114@reddit

What age would they be castrated at

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HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit (OP)

When they start producing sperm, so about of age 12-13 years old. Their sperm would be collected and preserved, so they would be able to have kids later in life, even if they won't be fit for balls license

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NotDuckie@reddit

so... eugenics?

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HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit (OP)

No. Before castration sperm would be collected, so they would be able to have kids even if they turn out unfit for balls license

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shponglespore@reddit

I foresee no endocrine problems whatsoever!

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Burning_Toast998@reddit

yeah, that is crazy

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HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit (OP)

It sounds crazy because many people are born with balls. Imagine what our world looked liked if people were born with guns as natural part of their bodies

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Burning_Toast998@reddit

pistol shrimp supremacy!

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dingalinglans@reddit

Not sure why you're getting downvoted for providing an excellent example of a crazy idea?

What's the criteria for the balls license?

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