Did it ever occur to the dude that it might be a good idea to not leave $1,000,000 cash in the dudes car?
Posted by johnnywalkerblack81@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 158 comments
And then to park it in a handicap spot? Or was it all part of Walter’s simple plan?
Residual_Venom@reddit
Dude, are you fucking this up?
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit (OP)
Nothing is fucked dude, nothing is fucked! Happy cake day!
PAAAWL23@reddit
Nothing is fucked? The plane has flown into the side of the mountain!
HoolihanRodriguez@reddit
who IS dat??
Terrible_Coast_1266@reddit
Pass me the uzi.
RedPhule@reddit
Like he'd ever dream of taking his bullshit money!
urban-achiever1@reddit
Fuck you talking about man
tony-wankenobi@reddit
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
10_socks@reddit
Your thinking about this case has become very uptight
no_bender@reddit
You you, human paraquat! You figured, oh, here's a loser, you know a, a a, deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
Blue-is-bad@reddit
You're not dealing with morons here
DiscHashDisc@reddit
But he didn't. He left a ringer in the car.
sbowden99@reddit
But he thought it had a million fucking dollars in it. Am I wrong?
Botosi5150@reddit
There never was any money. The big Lebowski gave The Dude an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man
RootHogOrDieTrying@reddit
If I have learned anything from this movie it's to always check the briefcase.
FIRE_fly1982@reddit
Also see: The Last Boy Scout
sbowden99@reddit
Also see: Ronin
dhlthecobra@reddit
Briefcase wasn’t empty. That’s right Dude. The weight. The ringer cannot look empty
msb06c@reddit
The whhhhites
Spadizzly@reddit
Everything's a fucking travesty with you man!
SlatheredButtCheeks@reddit
It was a ringer for a ringer !
BendAppropriate614@reddit
as if they would ever DREAM of stealing his bullshit money
Accomplished-Dot5707@reddit
Just take the eight dollars!
MoBeamz@reddit
Four dollars. (it’s my favorite line.)
Accomplished-Dot5707@reddit
Thats right, it was 4 bucks almost 5, Donny had $18
mcjefe80@reddit
Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck though.
Starkydowns@reddit
Fuckin’ amateurs
sorriso_pontual@reddit
we takes da money!
Dweebil@reddit
We fucks you up.
DudeB5353@reddit
Flea haha
TheMaveCan@reddit
Are these guys nazis, Walter?
wompyeyedmadman@reddit
No mavecan these men are cowards
Particular-Village91@reddit
No one’s gonna cut your dick off
Dangeresque2015@reddit
Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. What's mine is mine. Dioshit with a 9 toed woman.
MrCharles63@reddit
Come and get it
Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit
You sleep with a 9 toed woman.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
iss not fair!
maloside@reddit
FAIR?
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Cut off your chonson!
Shut_It_Donny@reddit
What do you need that for, Dude?
useless_modern_god@reddit
Where’s your car Dude?
shane-michaelbuskirk@reddit
Who's got your dirty undies, Walter?
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit (OP)
It was parked in a handicap spot, perhaps they towed it?
CapitalPunBanking@reddit
You know it's been fucking stolen Walter.
Entire_Log_4160@reddit
Well, it was parked in a handicap zone.
Billy-no-mate@reddit
Phone’s ringing, Dude
highflyingjesus-@reddit
Thank you, Donny!
Successful_Cress6639@reddit
Cops will keep the car from getting stolen. I hear they're working in shifts.
tmofee@reddit
It’s not fair!
Sad_Supermarket_176@reddit
The story is ludicrous
Bumblingbee1337@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here
WhatDatDonut@reddit
He fixes the cable?
RelativeKick1681@reddit
No, his Chonson gets cut off.
Krispykid54@reddit
Vagina
MADMACmk1@reddit
Coitus
Dvd3r1n0@reddit
yeah, but he's a pervert
p4terfamilias@reddit
Well... yeah... but what about the rug?
wiserolderelf@reddit
This was a valued…
FratboyZeida@reddit
This is not a first amendment issue here, man!
TaekDePlej@reddit
Ohh. Separate incidents!
SeaBag8211@reddit
So he should have brought it bowling? The fucking money is fucking papers
therealtwomartinis@reddit
just papers. Uhh you know, my papers. Business papers.
wiserolderelf@reddit
And what do you do, sir?
llcooljessie@reddit
Rent it shoes, takes your turn, etc.
yankeeteabagger@reddit
Im not going to buy it a beer.
marbotty@reddit
All part of your sick Brandt thing
suckercuck@reddit
This whole fucking thing
Bully-Rook@reddit
Swiss fucking watch
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
One thing i learned in nam.
Bumblingbee1337@reddit
These rich fucks!
hornwalker@reddit
Like anyone would dream of taking my bullshit money
zerokep@reddit
You think the rug pissers did this?
EmericanCunt@reddit
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps
jayspapa@reddit
In an interview Jeff Bridges talks about a fan theory going around that Donny was just a figment of the Walter’s imagination.
BeOneOfUsMichael@reddit
This aggression, will not stand OP.
iambarrelrider@reddit
That sounds exhausting.
tarareidstarotreadin@reddit
Nothing is fucked here, dude
Dry_Cable_9828@reddit
There was never any money
Buzzbuzz_Becuz@reddit
Is this your parking spot Larry?
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
That had not occurred to us.
SmoovyJ@reddit
Well, that's what you pay me for
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
Speaking of which, would it be possible for me to get my 20 grand in cash?
mat_srutabes@reddit
This had not occurred to us, dude
sakko303@reddit
Weve been frantically trying to reach you, dude!
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
It was in a handicap spot…
mercerjd@reddit
Well, dude, we just don’t know.
axlgreece5202@reddit
I love that this comment works for every post in this sub. Mark it 8.
murphanduncas@reddit
What do you want them to do? Take it bowling? But it a beer? Rent it shoes?
darsvedder@reddit
dude's car got a little dinged up tho
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
Hand me the ringer
Own-Contribution-478@reddit
What are you a fuckin' financial advisor now?
Top-Use4277@reddit
There never was any money, man! The Big Lebowski kept it for himself. But, hey you know? Here’s a guy, a dude you can pin it on. Someone the square community won’t give a shit about!
Enginerd65@reddit
It was his most… secure.. receptacle.
D-Train0000@reddit
It would’ve put him into a higher tax bracket.
Finatic4Life20@reddit
Were you listening to The Dude’s story?
Puzzleheaded_Gene909@reddit
Swiss fuckin watch
therealtwomartinis@reddit
if I understand it correctly.
__Sentient_Fedora__@reddit
And Larry I guess drove off with it.
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Bulk of the ransom, not exactly lightweight.
msb06c@reddit
We? What’s this WE??
beerbeerbeerbeerbee@reddit
You brought a fucking million dollars bowling? Why didn’t you leave it in the car?
First of all dude, you don’t have a million dollars anymore, it’s currently being stolen. Secondly, that’s a million dollars made of fucking papers. You can’t bring it bowling, its value falls off. Fucking millions dollars are fucking papers-OVER THE LINE
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
I hardly wish to make my father's embezzlement a police matter.
jaybear24@reddit
It was our most modestly priced receptacle…..
CallMeAnimal69@reddit
Dirty undies dude. The whites.
Shamanjoe@reddit
I feel like he knew his car looked bad enough that nobody would mess with it..
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
There never was any money man, you threw out a ringer for a ringer!
TheDukeOfHyjinx@reddit
Hey he can't be worried about that shit, man. Life goes on.
thaskell300@reddit
A million fucking clams ...
hotsliceofjesus@reddit
Kid just wanted the car… all the dude ever wanted was his rug … back… :slams head on coffee table:
STFU_Donny724@reddit
Your phone’s ringing, dude.
bustanut_dabmaster@reddit
You fuckin know it’s been stolen.
2wheelsThx@reddit
Look at his car...he figured, oh, here's a loser, you know a, a a, deadbeat, someone whose piece-of-shit car the square joyride community won't give a shit about...suitcase is safe.
SmoovyJ@reddit
Well? Arentcha?
nice--marmot@reddit
Bones or clams or whatever you call them.
_herenorthere66@reddit
They got us working in shifts!
AR713@reddit
well, you human paraquat, his private risidence wasn't a good place for it.
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit (OP)
Are you employed sir?
AR713@reddit
uh...emploooyed?!
whatswrongbaby@reddit
Should've occurred to the dude the check for the cash when Brandt first handed him the briefcase.. Like what was their contingency plan if he wanted to see it??
JackieTreehorn79@reddit
I want mine
fxwz@reddit
Well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man.
Sockalexis@reddit
Just some papers. Business papers
Delicious-Rest-8380@reddit
How did little Larry’s homework end up in the car?
TroughPisser@reddit
Must've been a joyride situation; they abandoned the car once they hit the retaining wall.
Bumblingbee1337@reddit
Ah man. Lodged where?!
chiefhandshaker@reddit
This is our concern, Dude.
SGFCardenales@reddit
Well, we just don’t know.
T-K101@reddit
It was a ringer.
Affectionate-Ring104@reddit
Ringer for a ringer.
GhostofAyabe@reddit
The whites!
LawrenceSellers@reddit
And this guy peed on it
elduderino90210@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
CursorTN@reddit
The point is moot. Yes, yes? They swapped a ringer for a ringer, man!
Kckz79@reddit
That HAD occurred to me, Dude.
Kevelle68@reddit
No
jjames34@reddit
Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
The whites...my dirty undies!
The beauty of this plan is its simplicity
outfoxingthefoxes@reddit
Why was it obvious the car wasn't towed because of the handicap spot?
boop66@reddit
The Dude can't be bothered by that shit.
MattGdr@reddit
What are you, a fucking financial advisor now?
greving@reddit
If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong.
giveahoot420@reddit
And it's weird they didn't want to even look at all that money
Beneficial_Crow_3142@reddit
Our car.
seraphan6@reddit
As the narrator tells us at the begining, the Dude was most certainly a lazy man - too lazy to carry the money (or ringer, as the case may be) into the bowling alley.
Commercial_Set2986@reddit
Lotta strands in the old duders head.
AlmostNeverPosts@reddit
Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
Forestfunguy@reddit
The ringer cannot look empty
highflyingjesus-@reddit
I mean. His private domicile had been broken in so many times, uh uh uh had that ever occured to you, man?
ExoticTrout@reddit
She kidnapped herself, man!
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
You want a finger? I can get you a finger.
MrBark@reddit
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
CountZero3000@reddit
The whites
TrustedEssentials@reddit
That had not occurred to us, Dude.
Crackslap@reddit
dude
TuneLinkette@reddit
The Dude when someone suggests taking the money home first
hullgreebles@reddit
You're not dealing with morons here
acousticat@reddit
It was a ringer for a ringer!?!