Scientific breakthrough of the 2020's
Posted by TyrannicalTestical@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 54 comments
Behold!
Posted by TyrannicalTestical@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 54 comments
Behold!
Particular-Week-9521@reddit
Clean that nasty truck, lmao
hellbillyjoker@reddit
My brother in Christ wipe down that truck dash panel
TyrannicalTestical@reddit (OP)
I dump loads for a rock crusher. This is cleaned daily otherwise it's white sand
Justaguy222444888@reddit
Construction and the sorts of trucks is the only time this is ok…sadly there is people swinging doors OTR that have their truck looking like this too. No excuse for them
Cringey_NPC-574@reddit
You should see the school buses…I want to clean it when I was a maintenance monkey, but we had no time.
keytiri@reddit
I tried this, couldn’t drink enough water so why not eat it? My poop turned green 🤦♀️.
iTNB@reddit
I found out a couple months ago there’s a spot in my door that’s perfect for the square milk jugs so I don’t have to use the spot where my water or energy drink is.
Mr_Jack_Frost_@reddit
Now swap it for Claussen and blow your hair back. Well done 🫡
Quynn_Stormcloud@reddit
This information will save my life when/if I ever go on progesterone.
CptBoominglaugh@reddit
Not sure what pickles have to do with this but you definitely should
Quynn_Stormcloud@reddit
It’s commonly reported that people whose HRT regimens include Prog feel a craving for pickles. One of the in-jokes of the trans community.
CptBoominglaugh@reddit
Ohhhhh. I’ve been on prog for like a year now and all I crave is cock 🤷♀️
HeywoodJaBlowMe123@reddit
Your truck is so dirty i don’t even care about the pickles.
CLEAN IT
TyrannicalTestical@reddit (OP)
I do dump loads for a rock crusher. This is clean
NoManufacturer2634@reddit
You don’t haul the rocks in your passenger seat buddy. Get som armor all and roll up your windows
capt_fantasy@reddit
I haul from quarries every day also. Widows up, recirculate on and a Swiffer
NoManufacturer2634@reddit
I spent several years hauling equipment in and out of open pit coal mines. I also have a particular fondness for driving with the windows down. I had a microfibre rag and a bottle of armor all and I wiped down the entire inside of the cab every night. Took no longer than 5 minutes. There’s absolutely no need to drive a dirty truck
ConfectionOk201@reddit
I haul bentonite at a mine site and it's just as dusty and dirty as any gravel pit I've hauled out of, and my truck is way cleaner than that. The spilled drinks around the cup holder is gross. An old rag, some window cleaner and about 10 minutes of elbow grease, and you'd have a cleaner truck. Obviously with all the dust, you're not going to detail the cab and make it shiny but at least get rid of the grime.
lifesgood127@reddit
Without commending or condoning, I understand
Dog8Cat@reddit
So much salt from other drivers about a little dust. It's a work truck, he doesnt live in it. Who gives a shit if its dusty. It gets dirty, driver gets dirty, he parks the company truck and goes home at the end of the day. Not every driver is shackled to their truck.
HOODTRUCKER187@reddit
If you like a dirty work environment just say that.
Idc how much time he spends in it, dirt is dirt.
And that trucks horrible. And it’s too easy to clean to accept any of your piss poor excuses!
Tsars_Ball_Scrubber@reddit
Exactly
I work with fuel and occasionally local general freight
I use gloves and take my boots off in the cab so that my office remains nice and clean, since if I have to be here for 14 hours a day, Mose well make it nice
Niko120@reddit
So much salt in those pickles
UnKnown_Tree_Stump@reddit
There is one problem with your breakthrough. Those should be claussen pickle spears!!!
TyrannicalTestical@reddit (OP)
I shall experiment with that new variable tomorrow.
UnKnown_Tree_Stump@reddit
Welcome to the upper class of pickle society my friend.
rarzwon@reddit
Cold pickles? Top tier snack.
Warm pickles? ... I'll starve, thanks.
scottiethegoonie@reddit
I think this MF has ice cubes in the other cup holder.
HOODTRUCKER187@reddit
Ok, but why is the truck so dirty?
A bottle of lysol wipes and then polish would have it looking brand new.
TyrannicalTestical@reddit (OP)
This truck was cleaned last night. The white dust is aerosolized limestone. Every single time I open or close the door that dust gets inside. I ain't cleaning my while dash every time I climb in or out. I'd spend half my day making it pretty. I do 6 loads a day, 4 in and outs per load for tapping and moving bows. People are saying "It only takes 5 minutes." 6x4=24 24x5=120 That would be 2 hours a day just to keep the cab clean. Nice to know some of ya'll are getting paid by the hour. I get paid by the load. Truck gets a 30 minute cleaning at the end of the day, and that's it. It's a work truck, not a show vehicle.
HOODTRUCKER187@reddit
While I do fall into the truckers who are paid hourly, I do understand your logic since you’re paid by the load.
Get that money driver!
I guess it comes down to preference.
But keep on truckin!
Kiiaru@reddit
Now do it in the second cup holder and smash your charger. I'm eternally salty they couldn't line the plug up between the two cupholders
schmeillionaire@reddit
After reading this and reviewing the picture I too am pissed about this design decision.
beavismorpheus@reddit
And on my truck, you twist the stalk up to turn the windshield wiper speed down and down to turn them up. It's so unintuitive compared to the other trucks, I still do it wrong every once in a while.
TyrannicalTestical@reddit (OP)
For real. Awful design decisions
SnooChipmunks6620@reddit
Time to write a thesis on this discovery!! Publish your work driver!
Hungry-Author2267@reddit
They also sell jars of peanuts that fit in cupholders perfectly as well
Lopsided-Bath-8404@reddit
If it ain’t crunchy …. It ain’t fresh 🥒
Lopsided-Bath-8404@reddit
Niice
MPV8614@reddit
I know a Kenworth when I see it.
Feisty-Season-5305@reddit
How to get 900% of your daily sodium every day
TyrannicalTestical@reddit (OP)
No lie there
ChiDaddy123@reddit
Practicing for the pickle park, eh?
deadpat03@reddit
Thank God my phone is not advanced enough to smell the inside of that truck.
TyrannicalTestical@reddit (OP)
Smells like pickles atm
deadpat03@reddit
Give it 3 hours and Donald Trump will be coming for that WMD.
Dangerous-Moods@reddit
Awwe everyone’s giving you a hard time for the dust , it’s ok. You’re alright friend.
adidaman@reddit
Tales 3 seconds to quickly wipe down your equipment, regardless of how dirty your job is
TyrannicalTestical@reddit (OP)
This truck was cleaned last night. This dust is from getting in and out of the truck twice. Its a limestone dust blizzard out there. It has to be scooped off the paths every few hours.
remembenohorny@reddit
Takes literally 5 minutes to wipe your dash with wipes.
Smart-Atmosphere4797@reddit
Why are truck drivers so comfortable living in their own filth? Not even my oil field trucks were this disgusting
PeakNo6892@reddit
My oilfield truck was orders of magnitude worse.
I would occasionally wipe down the gages enough to see them
k1200lti@reddit
He must carry the rocks in the cab...
AsphaltPirate74@reddit
If I could I would upvote twice!