ULPT Requests: In the market for a new job, what unethical tips do I need?
Posted by Thanks942@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 9 comments
I am in the market for a new job, what unethical tips do I need to know? I already know the basic 'use friends as references' but what else can give me a leg up? I have none of yalls fancy book learnin' past high school but I am trying to move from blue to white collar work if that helps with suggestions?
Cautious-Living6116@reddit
I started my unethical job search practices years ago. I felt like shit was scared paranoid and all that. I contacted a former co-worker to ask for a reference letter. Reference letters are a favor and Many times someone is too busy to write one then I write it for them hear crickets then they say “ok I’ll sign it and just add a few lines at the end…” and will be able to “do it over the weekend….” I was like fuck this coworker is dead…but wait…ok I have letters I’ve already written for myself so ai mean I could just sign her name I won’t get caught right…? Uh. No. Shes dead. You can use that letter forever. I have. The last time I used it I realized wait I’m giving her a promotion. She isn’t a coworker! She was a senior manager. And Ok she hired me! I’ve made fake emails and temp phone numbers. Yup. I’ve gotten bold. I will answer the phone myself. They never know. I’ve been thinking of offering my services. If anyone wants a job reference send me a message. I am by so sick of lying to cover job gaps and will be happy to do it for free….or $20. Good
seascribbler@reddit
Have you purchased company domain names and made some quick basic landing pages for said companies? You can run several at once on a shared hosting plan.
purplepashy@reddit
I am not sure if white fonting is still a thing but it might be worth looking up.
seascribbler@reddit
Tons of ATS systems can catch that now.
Key-Candle8141@reddit
Gotta give us the type of job at least
cburns122@reddit
Dump the job description into AI and say “make me a perfect resume for this job”. Fill in the job locations for businesses that have closed (toys r us, RadioShack, restaurants, bars, movie theaters).
JodieFostersCum@reddit
Spirit Airlines!
OneApprehensive327@reddit
Former Director of Acquisitions
chickyloo42by10@reddit
Linens and Things!