One year anniversary of my bioweapon that I forgot to post
Posted by RXAb2023@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 107 comments
Posted by RXAb2023@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 107 comments
countryroadsguywv@reddit
Toxic avenger Jr
TheSwearJarIsMy401k@reddit
Okay but what…what the hell is it?
BahaIsBeast@reddit
Idk if this was ever answered but it looks like a brownie being cooked in a skillet. The steam escaping out of a pocket instead of bubbling makes me think the top is solid. The more I look at it, the more I am convinced this is a brownie or cake like abomination
poontangpooter@reddit
One day you people will learn to further elaborate to wtf we are looking at
Anonbeliever@reddit
Right? Fucking OP leaving us to hang dry. And mfer just commented 20 mins ago elsewhere lmao.
creatyvechaos@reddit
Time for a crusade
AnotherpostCard@reddit
Get yer pitchforks ready!
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mefista@reddit
This virtual pitchfork made me wheeze like an idiot. 🔥 <- virtual torch
mefista@reddit
Does this make wallpaper unglue itself without anybody's dad involved?
cat-activities@reddit
Kill it before it becomes sentient
LearningRocket@reddit
looks like the mud that the orcs in LOTR were made from
kakashi8326@reddit
Uruk-hai
IWEREN99@reddit
Is that thing breathing?
DoubleDee_YT@reddit
Why is it breathing
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
DragonsWY@reddit
My best guess is that steam builds up inside cavity. Trapped steam forces cavity taut. Steam can now escape from openings created by the pressure. Cavity deflates. Repeat.
poepen61@reddit
Or its Alive
Jahzara_3@reddit
You took the words out my mouth 😭
Sm00gz42@reddit
VoluptuousBLT@reddit
Panini_the_pig@reddit
I was about to say the same thing!
horrorshow_@reddit
Boiled scabs
HeWhoChasesChickens@reddit
How do you even get it this Cronenbergian
DawnBringer01@reddit
This is that shit that was crawling across the ground in Ned's Declassified
SokkaHaikuBot@reddit
^Sokka-Haiku ^by ^DawnBringer01:
This is that shit that
Was crawling across the ground
In Ned's Declassified
^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
DawnBringer01@reddit
What the hell is Sokka doing here
haikusbot@reddit
This is that shit that
Was crawling across the ground
In Ned's Declassified
- DawnBringer01
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freakmeout123@reddit
ugghhh ewww
ZestyChinchilla@reddit
That long belch of steam is just fuckin’ *muah* 🤌
SpookyghostL34T@reddit
How though lol
fat_frog_fan@reddit
chernobyl elephants foot vibes
LordOfCows@reddit
You're delusional. Go to the infirmary.
sumayawshimenetka1@reddit
It's a promotion of the new Resident Evil movie.
JerryMau5@reddit
Some shit you find in a resident evil game
Catlestial@reddit
“I hope that’s not on the menu” - Leon probably
tomokari21@reddit
I hate that I can hear his voice when I read it
Shade-RF-@reddit
"If I had known this was dinner, I'd have brought my boots to eat." -Leon probably
pyroshi88@reddit
It’s the stew(?) from the Baker’s table in RE VII
JerryMau5@reddit
Lmao that’s exactly what I was thinking of
dtwhitecp@reddit
felt very Dead Space to me specifically
InsertRadnamehere@reddit
Ezl@reddit
Chet!
TheVoidWithout@reddit
Damn, I bet it's still alive, wherever you disposed of it.
GeshtiannaSG@reddit
It looks like it’s breathing heavily, you should help it out.
ChatnNaked@reddit
Pramble@reddit
I'm way too high for this
vellybelle@reddit
Ugh! It's like the pie in 'Thinner'.
T0lias@reddit
WHAT'S IN THE PAN? WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING PAN???
oyM8cunOIbumAciggy@reddit
Id suflee at the sight of that thing
Dragonfruit-Sparking@reddit
This looks like it was generated by Grok
Impressive_Test_2134@reddit
What are you dangling over it like your victim tied over a vat of lava
Teedeous@reddit
I fought this mf under Moscow in D6 on the reactor, where did you find a sample Spartan?
timpedro33@reddit
Did you use all the pixels in the recipe?
cumberber@reddit
Lemme guess, caramel?
Lank-Man@reddit
Damn, the new Resident Evil game looks sick!
WastedMoogle@reddit
I swear redditor just post stuff and then yeet their phone off a bridge into a river. TELL US WTF THIS IS
Tristan155@reddit
Dark_Eyes@reddit
...what is hovering above it?
toe_riffic@reddit
Bioweapon you say?
BlackLeykis@reddit
DaRealXalien@reddit
u/savevideo
nichyc@reddit
Excellent_Respect113@reddit
Did you gain any super powers after eating it? Looks radioactive
pyroshi88@reddit
Super shits maybe
SirMy-TDog@reddit
mwpdx86@reddit
If I were a super villain, I certainly wouldn't want OP in my lair after this.
FutureDiarrheagasm@reddit
Damn, this is the first time I've seen someone cook a fart on the stove.
SinkCat69@reddit
CherryPieRed2010@reddit
Pizza the Hut vibes.
smallwonder25@reddit
It’s what I saw!
NCC_1701E@reddit
Nidhogg369@reddit
Burnt brownies?
Blind-idi0t-g0d@reddit
I write cosmic and body horror for a living, you made it reality, thank you. haha
benzinga45@reddit
Looks hot and fucking pissed.
L053RK1N6@reddit
looks tasty, what is it exactly, maybe with nachos
sameth1@reddit
Evil souffle
Anonbeliever@reddit
RemindMe! 1 year after OP remembers to come back to this post and tells us wtf this shit is
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fuzzy_bear_antics@reddit
I want it in the Nemesis program
hepheastus_87@reddit
Whats it supposed to be OP?
biggiantgnocchi@reddit
Adam_Friedland_TAFS@reddit
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
It’s a Horta!
SG4@reddit
Was this like a failed caramel or some sort? It almost looks like a burnt Honeycomb Tofee or something
NoAstronaut5247@reddit
The Golgothan.
Next-Drink8593@reddit
OMFG?.. is alive?? Geez to the world we live in today….
AnybodyNo8519@reddit
Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit
+25 Rads.
RelChan2_0@reddit
Nah. This guy is full rads.
Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit
OP is a Super Mutant.
Barry_Chuckle99@reddit
Is that Krang off the turtles that you cooked there?
1000_pizzaslices@reddit
In Soviet Russia food eat you
Flaky-Stick-9444@reddit
Were you trying to make the bomb pies from SpongeBob?
LarsDuder@reddit
I've seen enough movies to know that an alien will pop out. Run!!!
Turtle_With_Grudge@reddit
You can't post this with no description, nuh uh.
WTF did you do? Are you dead OP?
Conscious-Leg8404@reddit
OK, OP, I’m guessing it used to be cheese of some sort! Let us know who’s right!
emptyevessel@reddit
Umbrella would like to know your location.
Fancy_Buddy5468@reddit
BatDynamite@reddit
What is it?
Weird_Yam6398@reddit
This is how Covid started
what_could_gowrong@reddit
3.6 Roetgens... Not great, not terrible
CrimsonOOmpa@reddit
What is it?
Turd_Ferguson420@reddit
The quality of the video really brings it all together
yourdarlingclara@reddit
Starcraft cerobrate
ThatDudeOnTheNet@reddit
typa shi
jbjhill@reddit
Is it…farting?
kaputtmach@reddit
Thar she blows!