One year anniversary of my bioweapon that I forgot to post

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Idk if this was ever answered but it looks like a brownie being cooked in a skillet. The steam escaping out of a pocket instead of bubbling makes me think the top is solid. The more I look at it, the more I am convinced this is a brownie or cake like abomination

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poontangpooter@reddit

One day you people will learn to further elaborate to wtf we are looking at

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Anonbeliever@reddit

Right? Fucking OP leaving us to hang dry. And mfer just commented 20 mins ago elsewhere lmao.

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creatyvechaos@reddit

Time for a crusade

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AnotherpostCard@reddit

Get yer pitchforks ready!

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mefista@reddit

This virtual pitchfork made me wheeze like an idiot. 🔥 <- virtual torch

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mefista@reddit

Does this make wallpaper unglue itself without anybody's dad involved?

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cat-activities@reddit

Kill it before it becomes sentient

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LearningRocket@reddit

looks like the mud that the orcs in LOTR were made from

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kakashi8326@reddit

Uruk-hai

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IWEREN99@reddit

Is that thing breathing?

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DoubleDee_YT@reddit

Why is it breathing

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the1stmeddlingmage@reddit

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DragonsWY@reddit

My best guess is that steam builds up inside cavity. Trapped steam forces cavity taut. Steam can now escape from openings created by the pressure. Cavity deflates. Repeat.

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poepen61@reddit

Or its Alive

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Jahzara_3@reddit

You took the words out my mouth 😭

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Sm00gz42@reddit

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VoluptuousBLT@reddit

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Panini_the_pig@reddit

I was about to say the same thing!

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horrorshow_@reddit

Boiled scabs

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HeWhoChasesChickens@reddit

How do you even get it this Cronenbergian

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DawnBringer01@reddit

This is that shit that was crawling across the ground in Ned's Declassified

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SokkaHaikuBot@reddit

^Sokka-Haiku ^by ^DawnBringer01:

This is that shit that

Was crawling across the ground

In Ned's Declassified

^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

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DawnBringer01@reddit

What the hell is Sokka doing here

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haikusbot@reddit

This is that shit that

Was crawling across the ground

In Ned's Declassified

- DawnBringer01

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freakmeout123@reddit

ugghhh ewww

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ZestyChinchilla@reddit

That long belch of steam is just fuckin’ *muah* 🤌

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SpookyghostL34T@reddit

How though lol

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fat_frog_fan@reddit

chernobyl elephants foot vibes

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LordOfCows@reddit

You're delusional. Go to the infirmary.

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sumayawshimenetka1@reddit

It's a promotion of the new Resident Evil movie.

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JerryMau5@reddit

Some shit you find in a resident evil game

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Catlestial@reddit

“I hope that’s not on the menu” - Leon probably

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tomokari21@reddit

I hate that I can hear his voice when I read it

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Shade-RF-@reddit

"If I had known this was dinner, I'd have brought my boots to eat." -Leon probably

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pyroshi88@reddit

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It’s the stew(?) from the Baker’s table in RE VII

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JerryMau5@reddit

Lmao that’s exactly what I was thinking of

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dtwhitecp@reddit

felt very Dead Space to me specifically

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InsertRadnamehere@reddit

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Ezl@reddit

Chet!

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TheVoidWithout@reddit

Damn, I bet it's still alive, wherever you disposed of it.

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GeshtiannaSG@reddit

It looks like it’s breathing heavily, you should help it out.

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ChatnNaked@reddit

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Pramble@reddit

I'm way too high for this

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vellybelle@reddit

Ugh! It's like the pie in 'Thinner'.

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T0lias@reddit

WHAT'S IN THE PAN? WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING PAN???

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oyM8cunOIbumAciggy@reddit

Id suflee at the sight of that thing

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Dragonfruit-Sparking@reddit

This looks like it was generated by Grok

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Impressive_Test_2134@reddit

What are you dangling over it like your victim tied over a vat of lava

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Teedeous@reddit

I fought this mf under Moscow in D6 on the reactor, where did you find a sample Spartan?

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timpedro33@reddit

Did you use all the pixels in the recipe?

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cumberber@reddit

Lemme guess, caramel?

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Lank-Man@reddit

Damn, the new Resident Evil game looks sick!

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WastedMoogle@reddit

I swear redditor just post stuff and then yeet their phone off a bridge into a river. TELL US WTF THIS IS

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Tristan155@reddit

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Dark_Eyes@reddit

...what is hovering above it?

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toe_riffic@reddit

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Bioweapon you say?

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BlackLeykis@reddit

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DaRealXalien@reddit

u/savevideo

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nichyc@reddit

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Excellent_Respect113@reddit

Did you gain any super powers after eating it? Looks radioactive

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pyroshi88@reddit

Super shits maybe

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SirMy-TDog@reddit

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mwpdx86@reddit

If I were a super villain, I certainly wouldn't want OP in my lair after this.

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FutureDiarrheagasm@reddit

Damn, this is the first time I've seen someone cook a fart on the stove.

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SinkCat69@reddit

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CherryPieRed2010@reddit

Pizza the Hut vibes.

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smallwonder25@reddit

It’s what I saw!

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NCC_1701E@reddit

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Nidhogg369@reddit

Burnt brownies?

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Blind-idi0t-g0d@reddit

I write cosmic and body horror for a living, you made it reality, thank you. haha

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benzinga45@reddit

Looks hot and fucking pissed.

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L053RK1N6@reddit

looks tasty, what is it exactly, maybe with nachos

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sameth1@reddit

Evil souffle

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Anonbeliever@reddit

RemindMe! 1 year after OP remembers to come back to this post and tells us wtf this shit is

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Turtle_With_Grudge@reddit

You can't post this with no description, nuh uh.

WTF did you do? Are you dead OP?

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Conscious-Leg8404@reddit

OK, OP, I’m guessing it used to be cheese of some sort! Let us know who’s right!

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emptyevessel@reddit

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Umbrella would like to know your location.

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jbjhill@reddit

Is it…farting?

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kaputtmach@reddit

Thar she blows!