Chipped and tracked | TheaterFire

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Friendly_Respecter@reddit

I'm guessing the original context ISN'T actually done for petplay judging by the way OOP worded the tweet, although I also know several people that would very much fantasize about this

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I've wanted one for years. You put a little subdermal RFID chip in, and you can load it with all kinds of things. One of my favorites is the simple door lock. No keyway or number pad, you just put your hand next to the knob and it unlocks it.

I'm sure one thats gps enabled exists, but these generally don't do that, it's literally the same thing as getting a pet microchipped. I'd be surprised if they don't start offering it to memory care patients by default soon.

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marino1310@reddit

A gps one would be pretty difficult because you’d also need to power it somehow. And I don’t think people are quite to the point of implanting li-ion batteries under their skin.

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Shadow_of_wwar@reddit

Nice way to show off at work, place I used to work and might work at again has pretty tight security needing rfid badges to open doors and also to clock in. Would be pretty neat to just wave my hand at everything.

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ClassikAssassin@reddit

They never let you for security reasons. It's more a novelty unless you are in a position to change or ignore policy

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Shadow_of_wwar@reddit

As long as I kept my badge on me still I'm not sure why it would be an issue. Pretty moot yes, but cool lol.

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Cieswil@reddit

Because you would carry your badge everywhere you go and people could scan and copy it. We need to hide and protect our badges from being read when not on company ground.

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Friendly_Respecter@reddit

Okay well yes I imagine a lot of people would want one for practical reasons too. That's also true

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Norse_By_North_West@reddit

I've heard of a bunch of people doing this basically just for unlocking doors. It's just implanting the key fob.

Though now I want to know what it'll say from the chip if you take them to the vet.

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marino1310@reddit

A microchip can’t track you though. It’s rfid so you can do shit like unlock electronic door locks and shit like that. It’s not some sort of unpowered gps.

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Mercury_Dumbass@reddit

Time to spay them too

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pisowiec@reddit

That's a fetish too. And it's brutal because I think I have it.

My ex-wife once explained how neutered cats live much longer and happier lives and she did that scissor motion thing with her fingers at me as a joke.

I felt horny and guilty for like the entire day.

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Uncle480@reddit

It is most likely the idea of the power imbalance that turned you on a bit.

The idea of her having that choice over you, and that teasing with the scissor motion, is probably what basically set you off.

I'd hope for your sake at least. And that you'd nut before making any permanent changes lol

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mbron163@reddit

Seek help

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Vospader998@reddit

I mean, it's been established that castrated Eunuchs lived significantly longer than their non-castrated counterparts. It's something like 20 years longer.

Testosterone's a double-edged sword. It gives you the will to live while also slowly killing you.

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ayriuss@reddit

Yeah.... look at dudes who used steroids long term.

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Potato_DudeIsNice@reddit

To be fair those dudes were doing all kinds of different steroids (read: drugs) they aint gonna live long anyways

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Snazzysnaj@reddit

That's because they don't try to fuck the emperors concubines and then get executed

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Vospader998@reddit

Could be LMAO

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F-Lambda@reddit

I mean a vasectomy does let you go raw without a risk of pregnancy....

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Smurtle1@reddit

Getting neutered is NOT a vasectomy bro. Vasectomies league your testes intact, while getting neutered removed them, thus severely altering your hormonal balances. You won’t even feel like WANTING to fuck after getting ur balls ripped out. (Along with a plethora of other issues you will face due to no testosterone/other hormonal imbalances.)

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F-Lambda@reddit

I know, I'm saying it's an idea along the same lines

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CyclicalFlow@reddit

Shit bro I felt horny too just reading that.

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Le_Montagne@reddit

Ain't none of y'all goofballs gonna make it lmao

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BappoChan@reddit

I’m hard thinking about this guy getting nuetered too

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Emprasy@reddit

i just cum stop please

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Scottish_Whiskey@reddit

The thought of you blasting loads is making ME want to bust

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CyclicalFlow@reddit

Yeah, right? Hey u/pisowiec if you're wife is looking for a real man to replace you hit me and this guy up we're interested

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MisterOphiuchus@reddit

I too choose to think about this guy's wife neutering him.

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Matt_2504@reddit

How can you feel anything other than disgust at the thought of your cock being cut

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PanAthens@reddit

It might not be the concept of getting neutered that excited you, but instead the fact that it was within the realm of humiliation kink stuff, if that makes you feel any better?

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PrepperBoi@reddit

No, it wouldn’t make a little nerd like him happy. Only under the boot and riding crop will he succeed…

Here’s my cash app:

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Rockman2isgud@reddit

Woe be upon you! CURSE OF RA!

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LesserValkyrie@reddit

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you were like

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minty-moose@reddit

i may have a ton of mental problems but i'm glad this isn't one of them

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reds_til_i_die@reddit

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wordjedi@reddit

Your rich (and much less hot because that's how it go) partner insists on paying for your vasectomy/tubal ligation to stop your gold diggling before it happens 👶💰

Who actually won here?

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AssClapChap@reddit

What the fuck is up with their thumb?

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Significant_Carrot81@reddit

Thumb spine. It's a silicone subdermal implant. It's a type of body modification. This is what it looks like outside of the body

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barryhakker@reddit

Why the fuck would you want that?

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Dr_Insomnia@reddit

For when you stick it in another persons pooper it makes the pooper of that person feel good for them

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Timely-Ad-1085@reddit

I'm learning about levels of goon I couldn't fathom of.

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barryhakker@reddit

Oh that’s actually kind of wholesome. Undergoing surgery (sacrifice) to provide superior rectal stimulation to another. Jesus would approve.

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Ssyynnxx@reddit

Severe porn addiction

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BhataktiAtma@reddit

Enhanced pleasure when fisting

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Ekkzzo@reddit

"Ribbed for her pleasure"

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Significant_Carrot81@reddit

Some people think it looks cool and want their body to look that way. Same with piercings, tattoos, ear pointing, scarification, tongue splitting, etc etc

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Jeferson9@reddit

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nyoomers@reddit

Thank you for providing the answer because I was curious about that, too. That might be the stupidest looking body mod thing I’ve ever come across.

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breakfasteveryday@reddit

I dunno there's the people who try to look like specific animals. Fork their tongues. Get fake cat whiskers. Etc. And there's the old people who keep going with plastic surgery until they look like a kid molded them of play-doh.

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nyoomers@reddit

Forked tongues I've heard of/seen (and actually don't mind), cat whiskers is new to me.

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CheeseLoverMax@reddit

So it’s just to “look cool”???

These people have a mental illness I’m not gonna lie

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Icy_Magician_9372@reddit

Well damn maybe the ops post is real

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belada01@reddit

Crinkle cut

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PSGAnarchy@reddit

Ribbed, for her pleasure.

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scoob_ts@reddit

fun police in comments

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Only_Champion_8895@reddit

What the actual fuck. These people are freaks

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taz5963@reddit

I'm pretty sure this is a joke. I have a chip in my hand and it's not for any sort of kink reason. The chips can't be used for tracking either, that's not how it works.

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ClassikAssassin@reddit

Fellow cyborg! Are you a pen-tester or just a nerd like me?

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taz5963@reddit

Just a nerd. I don't use it as much as I'd really like too. I use it as my windows password mostly. I also want to install a Killswitch on my truck that uses it.

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ItsHighSpoon@reddit

Not to mention the picture is just a hand with some drawn marker lines and a band aid. It's too easy to be rage bait.

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taz5963@reddit

Ehh, that's pretty close to what mine looked like. The lines are drawn to mark out the metacarpal bones before injecting.

Also, I just noticed this person has done other body mods. Look at the weird bumps along their thumb. That looks like it's probably a silicone injection/pad underneath the skin.

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kingepic84@reddit

I looked at the actual tweet in the replies they show a picture of it glowing after it was healed

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darkest_hour1428@reddit

Yeah they’re usually for biometric access passes. You know, like my doggy door.

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LeBRUH_James_@reddit

"i write this with a heavy heart" dude you're going to hell you literally have eternal suffering ahead of you

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GreasyRim@reddit

I've had one for like 10 years. Put it in myself. Not a big deal, just to open RFID locks. Literally impossible to do anything else. I saw the device with my own eyeballs. I'm an engineer. There is no possible way those chips can track anything.

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thatburnedhairsmell@reddit

Wouldnt the device only be able to open one thing at a tike before reprogramming?

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GreasyRim@reddit

yes, but you can set multiple locks up for the same code. of course, it has to be yours and you have to be able to write different codes to it, but yeah.

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spiritofporn@reddit

Goddamn Zoomers

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otokonokosan@reddit

Anon dating Spock

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CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit

Genuinely, how did white people become the dominant race?

These yakubian experiments just get weirder every day.

I yearn for a RETVRN to Ottoman dominance.

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Raleth@reddit

Why are zoomers either the most degenerate porn addicted people to ever walk the earth or people who go around calling anything depicting more skin than a hijab pornography with no in-between.

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LokiSARK9@reddit

That's not how microchips work, anyway. They're not trackable. You scan them manually and get a number back.

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Jeferson9@reddit

And that is more plausible for "pet play" how exactly

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LokiSARK9@reddit

It's not, nor did I attempt to make it so.

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22Megabits@reddit

Unless it’s a credit card chip (if that’s possible). Can’t see how that would be related to pet play though.

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LokiSARK9@reddit

You still can't remotely track a credit card chip.

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22Megabits@reddit

Yeah I don’t know what the point of the chip is in this situation

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Regular-Cup9528@reddit

It’s biomoding, the dude just wanted an nfc chip in his hand. The use cases range from look funny my hand can rick roll you if you scan it to storing a key for electronic locks.

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Ekkzzo@reddit

"God I pray that you take on this burden for your humble servant"

proceeds to hover hand over the card reader after doing a prayer gesture

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ClassikAssassin@reddit

I have one and wish I could load my card to it

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Deathed_Potato@reddit

Shout out to Dangerous Things I’ve been looking at them for a few years. They have some powerful injectables for nfc and rfid

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internetlad@reddit

How the fuck is someone going to track you with an NFC/RFID chip They gonna find out if you're in the same room as then or not?

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_galile0@reddit

More like within 20 cm

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DadAndDominant@reddit

I don't think you can track someone (reliably) with NFC/RFID tho.

That would need GPS tracker

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madeWithAi@reddit

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SpaceBug176@reddit

This cannot be real. I refuse to people someone genuinely saw nothing wrong with this and actually did the procedure.

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TearOpenTheVault@reddit

Biomodders be weird.

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ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit

I'm not even disgusted. I just feel bad for the guy.

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PsychodelicTea@reddit

What's that crap on it's finger?

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Doga69@reddit

I got one years ago after my piercer told me about them, kinda cool, doesn't get much use these days.

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Doga69@reddit

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commentsandopinions@reddit

MFs when someone does something that affects no one but themselves: YOURE INSANE

The same MFs when someone shoots up a school, won't wear a mask when sick, or is a climate change denialist: 🤷

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

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Lucius-Halthier@reddit

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UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb@reddit

Mfs being insane in some nowhere town:

back then:

Most people never hear about it
Maybe it gets as far as the local news on a slow day
Is dealt with by those who personally know those involved

Now:

Everyone within a 5000 mile radius hears about it
National news alongside actual tragedies happening
Government uses it as PR to pass some draconian-ass law to “protect the kids”

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Harepo@reddit

Chip in the hand? AI voice triggers: "Detecting significant up-down motions; would you like to record this as a wank?"

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GiGiGus@reddit

I hope it's a bait

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

I hope so too cos that’s gonna get infected. Insane

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Nadiadain@reddit

No? It’s the exact same sort of tech that gets put in pets and they’re not getting crazy infections

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Dravarden@reddit

it is, microchips aren't airtags with infinite battery, it's basically a code (I guess nowadays NFC?) that vets scan to see who the pet belongs to

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Basically everything is bait nowadays

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Syreet_Primacon@reddit

-bass in an over-pressured pond

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Quasi-Kaiju@reddit

Nfc doesn't really track location it just sends or receives information when you are close to it. I use some on my vinyl cabinet to link to my discogs collection list. Or one at the entrance for the wifi. They can also be used to unlock Teslas. I also have one in my wallet as a tap business card.

Very useful for small tasks but not nearly as intrusive as this post makes it out to be.

My problem with this is every time you hold your phone it will ping off the nfc tag and open the website or whatever you programmed it to do (they can be programmed wirelessly) which sounds annoying to have to turn off your nfc function all the time.

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Or something something end times. /s?

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The_Burning_Face@reddit

Reply anon is dead on the money

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ZyklonFart@reddit

These people actively need to be replaced by forced migration as a consequence of jewish wars.