be babirusa
known alpha male
decide to fuck all the hottest baddirusias
first babirusa I fuck gives me bovine disease
writhe in agony as my rivals plow her next to my deathbed
god is good
āHaha, the babirusaās tusks grow into its brain, killing it. What a dumb design. God is a dipshit!ā anon says, as he silently curses god for not making him flexible enough to suck his own cock.
This is what happens when you replace the jannies with AI. It's way more strict, works 24/7 and much faster. Now we are stuck with shitty online platforms where we have to say grape, sewerslide, pew pew, unalive and other dumb shit because the shareholders don't like spicy words
What confuses me is how did natural selection even let this shit slide? How is this trait not lost already? Or did it happen recently ("recently" in evolution terms) and they're gonna evolve out of it eventually?
Natural selection isn't necessarily "survival of the fittest", more like "survival of whatever works". Big tusks are more effective at foraging and fighting and is considered a desiresble trait, so over time the tusks of the kept getting longer and longer. Even though now those tusks are self-destructive, the animals still have plenty of time to reproduce before that point so the trait just keeps getting pssed down.
From what I understand we kind of do, all the little bones and joints in our hands and feet are super prone to arthritis but for most humans that doesn't usually become a major problem until well past reproductive age
Correct. A lot of stuff like this is only an issue in zoos where animals don't break their tusks, horns and whatever else in mating rituals or however they resolve the issue in the wild.
evolution doesnt care if you get to see your grandchildren grow. it just makes sure you do get grandchildren. of course, that's just theory. in practice, none of us on this goddamn website will ever have children
As someone else pointed out, natural selection really only cares about if something is good enough to make it to breeding the next generation. For instance in humans our tiny feet bones mean an extremely high likelihood of arthritis or similar conditions but since that impacts us in our older age past when we would be having offspring its not impactful enough for there to be evolutionary pressure
A quick Google search will reveal that regular use (fighting and the like) will keep them short. However, females are attracted to the larger horns. They must risk skull death or be a permavirgin.
Skipped the best part where the tusks grow from where the jaw is so it has to punch through all the flesh and skin before it can even start curling into their brain
Barely any Babirusa's actually die from that you know. Unlike the small dick you were born with, God gave the Babirusa's a way to deal with their problems by grinding against things, something you'll never get to do with a woman lol
āHaha, the babirusaās tusks grow into its brain, killing it. What a dumb design. God is a dipshit!ā anon says, as he silently curses god for not making him flexible enough to suck his own cock.
outfoxingthefoxes@reddit
lol my sides
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
friededs3@reddit
"Baddierusa" š³
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Fetish unlocked?
Mylxen@reddit
Just break ur tusk in a fight and you get to live longer
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
To what end? So he can grow old and withered? So his legacy can shrink, his purpose diminished?
No.He had made his mark, and his progeny will cover the forest for generations to come.
This babirusa has found more success (by the measure of his kind) than you or I ever will.
skyzm_@reddit
Please write a book
Kicooi@reddit
This is just Klingons from Star Trek
sluggetdrible@reddit
Ok_Elk_4333@reddit
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
UnnaturalAbilities@reddit
Emotional
theredhound19@reddit
https://i.redd.it/bcbmtaq1pqyg1.gif
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Which species did God actually fuck up?
thr33beggars@reddit
āHaha, the babirusaās tusks grow into its brain, killing it. What a dumb design. God is a dipshit!ā anon says, as he silently curses god for not making him flexible enough to suck his own cock.
the_quivering_wenis@reddit
Sucking your own cock can kill you too because the pleasure is so intense.
DoctrL@reddit
Iāve sucked my own dick before and I can assure you it is not pleasurable
Worldedita@reddit
You gotta imagine it's an attractive woman who is jizzing in your mouth.
DoctrL@reddit
Hahaha
Lucius-Halthier@reddit
You either arenāt trying hard enough or arenāt long enough
Worldedita@reddit
I actually had an extra rib implanted to try to get me to stop.
thr33beggars@reddit
I did too, but only because I like a challenge.
Nisecon@reddit
Then next time try it bending backwards instead of forwards. It feels like a solo 69
LordIVoldemor@reddit
thats for suckin your own butthoel
Nisecon@reddit
You need to bend a little more until your body looks like the golden spiral
LordIVoldemor@reddit
sassydodo@reddit
What a terrible day to be literate.
Thank God I'm not.
FallenSegull@reddit
Silently? I yell that shit from the highest mountain and the lowest valleys
HamBlamBlam@reddit
When it comes to cock sucking, teamwork makes the dream work.
lefeuet_UA@reddit
He can train anyway. Anon 1 babirusa 0
micheal_denny@reddit
Not sure if this has been posted, but the animal is proof that evolution is bullshit. Why and how did a self deleting animal evolve?
ronshasta@reddit
God has spoken
Accurate_College_864@reddit
thank god they censored those bad words
Supremely_Zesty@reddit
This is what happens when you replace the jannies with AI. It's way more strict, works 24/7 and much faster. Now we are stuck with shitty online platforms where we have to say grape, sewerslide, pew pew, unalive and other dumb shit because the shareholders don't like spicy words
Next-Use6943@reddit
And no slurs, ever
CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit
There's still incest and gay sex thankfully :)
drak0ni@reddit
Thatās just an evolutionary failure. The tusks donāt kill them before they can breed so the gene doesnāt disappear.
SpaceBug176@reddit
What confuses me is how did natural selection even let this shit slide? How is this trait not lost already? Or did it happen recently ("recently" in evolution terms) and they're gonna evolve out of it eventually?
Wolfman513@reddit
Natural selection isn't necessarily "survival of the fittest", more like "survival of whatever works". Big tusks are more effective at foraging and fighting and is considered a desiresble trait, so over time the tusks of the kept getting longer and longer. Even though now those tusks are self-destructive, the animals still have plenty of time to reproduce before that point so the trait just keeps getting pssed down.
MrSoxs@reddit
What if humans have a āLong Tuskā gene that is capping our lifespan but we just donāt know it.
Pieecake@reddit
We do, it's cancer
Wolfman513@reddit
From what I understand we kind of do, all the little bones and joints in our hands and feet are super prone to arthritis but for most humans that doesn't usually become a major problem until well past reproductive age
AssociationTimely173@reddit
They dont actually kill them if they use the tusks regularly iirc.
Riggahz@reddit
Correct. A lot of stuff like this is only an issue in zoos where animals don't break their tusks, horns and whatever else in mating rituals or however they resolve the issue in the wild.
scolbert08@reddit
So you're saying it's humanity's fault, not God's?
SpaceBug176@reddit
Yeah bro its my bad I did that.
AssociationTimely173@reddit
And even then they dont usually curve straight into the head but around the sides
TantricEmu@reddit
Maybe it doesnāt kill it until itās already past reproduction age. Reproduction is the motor of evolution.
tuskedkibbles@reddit
skyzm_@reddit
Evolution just wants to get you laid.
Thanks evolution.
skull_fucker79@reddit
evolution doesnt care if you get to see your grandchildren grow. it just makes sure you do get grandchildren. of course, that's just theory. in practice, none of us on this goddamn website will ever have children
SpaceBug176@reddit
Maybe you would have some grandkids if you stopped fucking skulls and fucked women instead...
JuiceInhaler@reddit
As someone else pointed out, natural selection really only cares about if something is good enough to make it to breeding the next generation. For instance in humans our tiny feet bones mean an extremely high likelihood of arthritis or similar conditions but since that impacts us in our older age past when we would be having offspring its not impactful enough for there to be evolutionary pressure
Environmental-Arm269@reddit
Because it doesn't really happen that often at all, it's just a cool piece of misinformation people on the internet like to share
retardong@reddit
Because it happens extremely rarely and you people are gullible enough believe every click bait article you see.
SpaceBug176@reddit
So it does happen
Guilty_Outcome1111@reddit
Yeah but only extremely rarely.
retardong@reddit
One documented case ever.
ungabungabuster@reddit
A quick Google search will reveal that regular use (fighting and the like) will keep them short. However, females are attracted to the larger horns. They must risk skull death or be a permavirgin.
Microgolfoven_69@reddit
I'm not a creationist but this guy feels more like a bad argument for evolution than for the existence of God
pllin3@reddit
https://i.redd.it/wg1yxmtlfsyg1.gif
Might_of_Stormrage@reddit
Only if you have a kindergarten-level understanding of what evolution entails
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
If god really posts on 4chan, we're all even more doomed than I thought.
Nadiadain@reddit
Skipped the best part where the tusks grow from where the jaw is so it has to punch through all the flesh and skin before it can even start curling into their brain
ResponsibleStep8725@reddit
Yup, they're pretty much teeth growing in the wrong direction.
CaptainKino360@reddit
Man I hated when that happened to me
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
The Lobotomy of Ouroboros
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
This cured me from atheism, thanks.
Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS@reddit
God would say that tbh
fib_nm@reddit
No, they don't. They curve before piercing their skull
TheDougio@reddit
"I'll just nut in some lady pig long before this becomes a problem"
aardvarkgecko@reddit
Baby Rexha
SeaPart5458@reddit
Nah. God just has a sense of humor.
Termiborg@reddit
Many smaller rodents also have this issue unfortunately with their teeth.
RIP my sweet degus ā¤ļø
white_equatorial@reddit
Babirusa pussy is amazing, ngl
LordIVoldemor@reddit
how do u know
white_equatorial@reddit
MerryZap@reddit
Do squirellmaxxing and grind off your tusks
Tridentern@reddit
Proof that good is a man.
Jonesbro@reddit
Get this censorship bullshit out of here. You're a soy cuck bitch for sharing something that censors KILL. Fuck you
LordPeebis@reddit
Isnāt that the same with chipmunks
BobDylansBasterdSon@reddit
Humans eventually grow cancer/heart disease. At least the boar knows whats killing it.
MDeimos@reddit
lewd-boy-o@reddit
Barely any Babirusa's actually die from that you know. Unlike the small dick you were born with, God gave the Babirusa's a way to deal with their problems by grinding against things, something you'll never get to do with a woman lol
thr33beggars@reddit
āHaha, the babirusaās tusks grow into its brain, killing it. What a dumb design. God is a dipshit!ā anon says, as he silently curses god for not making him flexible enough to suck his own cock.
Rex__Lapis@reddit
Lmao
the_quivering_wenis@reddit
It's the Tusk of Babel. God is punishing him for his hubris, for trying to grow the grandest tusk.