Sometimes when I speak to the AI I will open with this and it always gives me a chuckle. It's the small things that bring joy when you get older, like laughing at your own inside jokes.
Pork loin sammiches with an Alfredo cream sauce made from the same pan you cooked the pork.
The idea of body massages is less attractive than the reality for me. I’ve a lot of broken parts. The last few physical therapists that tried to work my legs felt terrible with the noises I made and my limping away from the table. I felt bad. I probably need a lot more work. And a sound proof room. Maybe swap the new age crystal vibe tunes with something metal.
My wife and I were just in vegas and spent a couple of hours at the spa. We probably quoted the body massage episode no less than 20 times while we were there.
Fun story: In 2014 I was just starting to date this girl, and we were hanging out one night when she quipped "You sho' 'bout that?" in response to something I said. I immediately clocked it but couldn't believe it. I thought the GI Joe PSAs were obscure nerd shit. I asked her if she was referencing the GI Joe PSAs. She confirmed, and we spent the next thirty minutes laughing our asses off rewatching them. We've been married eight years!
M_Me_Meteo@reddit
I'm looking for a pink I wanna say vinyl purse. I really need a cigarette.
OffenseTaker@reddit
just flip it, stick it, and see you later bye
gohawkeyes529@reddit
Ah hell naw, wassup dawg?
BusinessYou1657@reddit
I say this to every dog I see and finally showed my kids why.
aspect-of-the-badger@reddit
I just showed pork chop sandwiches to my kids and they do not get it.
DrenAss@reddit
My 11yo thought they were HILARIOUS!
Pumperkin@reddit
Only one thing left to do... drive them out to a remote field and leave them there.
i_nobes_what_i_nobes@reddit
I needed this laugh, thank you.
ZeroAran@reddit
Aren’t you Buzz Lightyear!? I love your movie
Hatecookie@reddit
If I had been in that water… dead
MastersOfNoneShow@reddit
I'm a computer
Secure_Bed_9110@reddit
stop all the downloadin'
dyejob@reddit
Help computuh
dispassioned@reddit
Sometimes when I speak to the AI I will open with this and it always gives me a chuckle. It's the small things that bring joy when you get older, like laughing at your own inside jokes.
bcentsale@reddit
Mimimimimimimi
Im_from_the-future@reddit
Naw I’m just kidding with you
Ill-Percentage-3276@reddit
My husband and I never stopped quoting all of these to eachother 😄
badmongo666@reddit
My wife isn't funny and therefore does not find these funny. One of my kids got my sense of humor so she and I do this instead.
Late-External3249@reddit
I feel your pain. My wife is the same way.
balthus1880@reddit (OP)
I quoted both of these to a 33 year old last night and got the Jim Carrey dumb & dumber headlight boobs look of confusion...
WeenisPeiner@reddit
https://i.redd.it/fddehcpu9ryg1.gif
M_Me_Meteo@reddit
G. I. JOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooeeeee
sixfourtykilo@reddit
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M_Me_Meteo@reddit
Yeah that's right I already had 'em!
badmongo666@reddit
My daughter and I used to do this as a pre-bedtime ritual, on account of I've made her watch all of these a lot of times.
DontYouReconizeYou@reddit
Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars ?
newfromgaloob@reddit
Do you play baseball?
M_Me_Meteo@reddit
It's like looking in a mirror...
drudman6@reddit
You’re not cooking
MrsRojoCaliente@reddit
Yeah dude
Elliebell1024@reddit
You tell me I go runnin
MossGobbo@reddit
"Oh fuck, oh fuck!"
Elliebell1024@reddit
Get the fuck.out
GonzoThompson@reddit
This is my personal favorite.
BillyDMountain@reddit
Time for the Bus Ride.
GonzoThompson@reddit
This is my persona favorite.
IComposeEFlats@reddit
Oh I don't waaaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAant a pickle....
GonzoThompson@reddit
I just wanna ride my moopppppptorsickle.
MrsRojoCaliente@reddit
Damn, these beats are so fresh!
GonzoThompson@reddit
SNAP!
cseyferth@reddit
I'm a computer!
w3stwing@reddit
Detective, I did no going and then you tell me do things, I done runnin'..."
EBMille4@reddit
My GOD those smelled good
CelticSith@reddit
GI JOOOOOOOOOOE!
CrackedPipe69@reddit
I’m glad you guys skipped class today. We’re having fun aren’t we? I wanna get in the fridge too!
Emergency-Pack-5497@reddit
I have no idea what the fuck any of you are talking about
nochickflickmoments@reddit
wrestlegirl@reddit
EidolonRook@reddit
Pork loin sammiches with an Alfredo cream sauce made from the same pan you cooked the pork.
The idea of body massages is less attractive than the reality for me. I’ve a lot of broken parts. The last few physical therapists that tried to work my legs felt terrible with the noises I made and my limping away from the table. I felt bad. I probably need a lot more work. And a sound proof room. Maybe swap the new age crystal vibe tunes with something metal.
badmongo666@reddit
EidolonRook@reddit
I don’t mind downvotes, but I’d sure like to know why.
Usually I earn them honestly, so it irks me when it’s not obvious.
Rob_LeMatic@reddit
https://youtu.be/z8K08AcVru0?si=dMnd76Tjwg0vUOrZ
EidolonRook@reddit
Oh. I took a meme seriously. My bad guys. I forgot the Alamo.
Have some badgers, on me.
https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI?si=DVFnnMFXixoFwVQo
Rob_LeMatic@reddit
You just can't take these people too seriously
sixfourtykilo@reddit
EidolonRook@reddit
Meanwhile, my battles.
forbins@reddit
My wife and I were just in vegas and spent a couple of hours at the spa. We probably quoted the body massage episode no less than 20 times while we were there.
PressureMajestic1046@reddit
Oddly specific, but okay.
NoLobster7957@reddit
The rasta guy at the window one is my favorite
NoLobster7957@reddit
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Jerkrollatex@reddit
You buying?
WhatThePuck9@reddit
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING! I’m a computer.
Secure_Bed_9110@reddit
5WattBulb@reddit
https://i.redd.it/t1nnc8633qyg1.gif
M_Me_Meteo@reddit
Body massage machine!
Geebeeskee@reddit
GO!
radicalhistoryguy@reddit
Fun story: In 2014 I was just starting to date this girl, and we were hanging out one night when she quipped "You sho' 'bout that?" in response to something I said. I immediately clocked it but couldn't believe it. I thought the GI Joe PSAs were obscure nerd shit. I asked her if she was referencing the GI Joe PSAs. She confirmed, and we spent the next thirty minutes laughing our asses off rewatching them. We've been married eight years!
SanSanSankyuTaiyosan@reddit
I haxxored your mom’s ass last night
I think one of the first series of videos I shared with people. Not one off single videos, but a series of them.
TrickNeal77@reddit
"Give him the stick." "/Don't/ give him the stick!"
Secure_Bed_9110@reddit
https://i.redd.it/0mw6rkcqlpyg1.gif
Slippery-Pete76@reddit
Last one there’s a penis pump
Sinistas@reddit
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE@reddit
You're not my dad
shanty2021@reddit
is this a personal ad?
Sinistas@reddit
ZaphodBeeblebrahx@reddit
Stop all the downloadin
pingus3233@reddit
Last one there’s a penis pump!
epidemicsaints@reddit
Look at all your different colored hats.
RemarkablePaper1798@reddit
saaaaaaaaaaacl
tackleboxjohnson@reddit
Nice catch blanco niño
on_fleekwoodmac@reddit
G.I. Jooooe!