24 oz Monster cans make the best pee jugs!
Posted by Ill-Year-3141@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 24 comments
As we all know, as a trucker, sometimes you just don't have the ability to get to a bathroom, so when nature calls, naturally (*pun intended*), you have to find something to go in... It just occurred to me that the 24oz monster cans make the best pee jugs around.
For males anyhow. I'm sure with a shewee (real product lol) women could make use of them as well.
They:
* Hold as much as the max amount most male bladders can hold.
* Have a tight fitting cap that doesn't accidentally fall off or come undone
* Are conveniently opaque unlike water bottles and milk jugs, so it's clandestine.
* Have a wide enough opening that you can easily manage to not make any messes.
Random 5 am thoughts... meh.
More_Bicycle8675@reddit
24oz bladder? Are you kidding me? If I have to go…you can double that easy…
Danny4278@reddit
I just stop at the rest area and go inside. Take a walk and do a walkaround for my truck and trailer. Piss bottles are for emergencies.
Mitch13@reddit
Garbage bags, Tupperware containers, windshield washer jugs, cool whip containers etc etc. If it can hold liquid I’ve found it filled with piss on the side of the highway cleaning up litter. (I work highway maintenance).
Danny4278@reddit
Once when sitting in a 3 hour highway shutdown, seen a Civic driver put a shopping bag of piss on the ground outside their car.
Minimum-Jacket-705@reddit
I was prepared to downvote until you explained yourself with unimpeachable logic.
Fishdude909@reddit
Nah the large core water bottles are supreme. 40oz large opening tight seal
DellTheEngie@reddit
This is the way. Been using these for like 6 years now lol.
Visual-Ad-6396@reddit
Definitely the core water bottles!
JusticarX@reddit
Used washer fluid jugs are the best you amateurs
Jacktheforkie@reddit
Adblue jugs, then you don’t have to buy as much
fakename010690@reddit
The f@#k? 8 years of driving trucks and ive always pulled over for a piss. Get out. Take a piss. Wash ya hands with the trailer water tanks. Stretch ya legs and check the load. Dont be lazy and gross.
Unclejiimbo@reddit
Idk man, the wide mouth gatorade bottles were always my go to
Ill-Year-3141@reddit (OP)
Clear though, this is easier to toss in the trash without anyone knowing whats in it lol
SupaDupaSweaty@reddit
You dump it out and then dispose of it asshole
ifukeenrule@reddit
why?
Jacktheforkie@reddit
Because otherwise the bag will get extremely heavy, and likely leak
Deodorized@reddit
Stop making people interact with your piss.
StJoan13@reddit
Bodily excrement should not go in the trash because of sanitation risks
TheIzzyRock@reddit
For me it’s the Arizona Tea big bottle
CaliThunder559@reddit
I buy the staples teas 32oz. I can pee in thise 2 or 3 times.
Just can't mix up the bottles lol
I buy urine bags off Amazon. I use those when I dont have empty bottles
MainConnection6742@reddit
It's imperative the cylinder does not get harmed.
LordRaven74@reddit
I used to use the old wide mouth Pepsi 1 liter bottles. Now I use an old white 7lb. kitty litter jug. With an old Pepsi bottle filled with water to rinse it out. I dump it out in the toilet at rest areas rinse and reuse.
AlphaFox616@reddit
What flavor monster did you drink that made you have this thought, I want some of that ,haha!…
Ill-Year-3141@reddit (OP)
The blue lo-carb ... only drink those or the zero sugar varieties...