What is your favorite Baseball movie QUOTE from the 80s or 90s?
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“You’re killing me Smalls!” And from Major League it has to be, “up your butt jobu.” But what is your favorite baseball movie quote? The one you use more than anything else?
turbowhitey@reddit
Too high!
verygoodfertilizer@reddit
What’d you want me to do? Dive for it?
_DadeMurphyZeroCool_@reddit
"Baseball's a game. And games are supposed to be fun."
or
"Jack Elliott here, bringing you the best in major league thrills for the fellas and free mustache rides for the ladies."
Far-Key-8844@reddit
I still say, "You're killin me Smalls" to this day.
Actual-Bandicoot6947@reddit
I say this to my kid and now when his 8yo self is mildly inconvenienced, he says "You're killing me Bigs" 🤣
porb2020@reddit (OP)
I use to say that a lot until someone I knew with the last name smalls actually killed someone.
djsynrgy@reddit
I'm glad Smalls didn't kill you!
oldmamallama@reddit
I say this so often I am amazed my son doesn’t think his name is Smalls.
Top-Border-1978@reddit
Can't believe i had to scroll this for down to find this.
ashlyn42@reddit
This was way too far down!!
MaddyKet@reddit
This is the answer
Followed by “there’s no crying in baseball”.
mridlen@reddit
As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of bean balls. So I know good beans when I see them. Bean-Bay Beans: They're the beaniest!
Traditional_Lab_6754@reddit
“Juuust a bit outside”. Bob Uecker
sleepwalkfromsherdog@reddit
あいつらはクソだ。(They're shitty.)
Elliebell1024@reddit
I believe in the church of baseballl....
WhatTheCluck802@reddit
I have memorized the entirety of A League Of Their Own and most of Angels in the Outfield.
Inc-Roid@reddit
It could happen
WhatTheCluck802@reddit
Hemmerling for Mitchell??!! GO BACK TO CINCINNATI!!!!!
Abundanceofyolk@reddit
“I want you all in here at 9 tomorrow. We’re going back to on fundamentals.”
“Fundamentals? In the middle of the seasons?”
“I thought the game started at 1?”
“The game does start at 1 and you’re a jackass!”
“No, I’m a pitcher.”
“You can be a pitcher and a jackass.”
“Si, it’s very common.”
Zeke688@reddit
It’s not a quote or anything I use, and too long to quote here but, I love some of Costner’s rants in Bull Durham. Some are baseball knowledge and some are life lesson stuff but it’s all pretty great.
hombredave@reddit
"Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? We're dealing with a lot of shit."
BigConstruction4247@reddit
sastrid@reddit
Rose goes on the front, big guy.
Dull-Suggestion3423@reddit
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Since then, the National League has adopted the DH.
😢
sastrid@reddit
Show me that million dollar arm, because, oh, I’ve got a good idea about that ten cent head.
::throws ball through a window”
Ball four
::throws a punch, gets knocked out::
Who the fuck are you?
Crash Davis. I’m your new catcher, and you just learned the first lesson. Don’t think. It can only hurt the ball club.
Spazzrico@reddit
Oh my
jerrys153@reddit
I’ve always liked “Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.”
Zeke688@reddit
That one’s quite quotable, works good for this post.
stringbeagle@reddit
Would you rather I was making love to you using his name or making love to him using your name?
Jayrandomer@reddit
“Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls—it's more democratic”
DriftlessHang@reddit
You’ll never make it to the show with fungus on your shower shoes!
Voluptuous_Vulcan@reddit
There's no crying in baseball!
Icleanforheichou@reddit
Marla Hooch! What a hitter!
TuckerCarlsonsOhface@reddit
“That’s some good peeing”
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
Such a funny line
DonNatalie@reddit
"You got yourself in the league. I got you on the train."
kiptown@reddit
YES this is the one, I'm glad I found it here
diopsideINcalcite@reddit
The train moves, not the station!
all_ack_rity@reddit
“well cross him off then”
BigConstruction4247@reddit
I've never even heard of most of these guys.
This guy's dead!
Mike9797@reddit
I’ve seen this movie more times than I can count and that has to be my favourite and most used line of the movie. Just the way she says it is so perfect.
CokBlockinWinger@reddit
James Earl Jones : “That’s not a gun it’s your finger!@
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Then later, "You told me your finger was a gun!"
thisismystupidname12@reddit
“Hey Dad, wanna have a catch?”
Gets me just writing it. This movie is way too far down.
ChicagoRex@reddit
"So what do you want?"
"I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy."
"No, I mean, what do you WANT?" Gestures to the concession stand
"Oh. Dog and a beer."
GoodOlSpence@reddit
"Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball??"
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Jesús, I like him, very much. But he no help with curveball.
ActorMonkey@reddit
Straight ball, I hit it very much. But curve ball, bat is afraid.
GloryForGowron@reddit
Hats for bats. Keep bats warm.
FriedBreakfast@reddit
Come on Harris let's not start a holy war
Geoff-Vader@reddit
This one right here
Serious-Ad-5293@reddit
This is the answer
ItalianBeefCurtains@reddit
Ok Harris, let’s not start a holy war here.
Tedanki@reddit
From Major League:
DBE113301@reddit
I still like, "This isn't the California PENAL League, Vaughn. We're professionals here. We don't tank plays for personal reasons, so cut the crybaby shit."
I've been teaching at the same college for the last 19 years, and whenever someone new comes in and complains that they're being singled out by another faculty or staff member, us elder statesmen shut that down fast because we know that doesn't fly. Anyone who has ever acted unprofessionally for personal reasons has been canned.
C001H4ndPuk3@reddit
"We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son"
BigConstruction4247@reddit
I got to use this in the wild one day at a company softball game.
One guy had a sleeveless shirt on, so I knew I was halfway there. Then he took his cap off while batting.
DStew713@reddit
California penal league? How’d you end up there?
Stole a car
gillbru79@reddit
This guy leads the league in most offensive categories... including nose hair.
BigConstruction4247@reddit
This guy blows his nose, he looks like a party favor.
Howard_Scott_Warshaw@reddit
Threw at his own kid in a father-son game
Jaded_Marsupial_@reddit
I still say “Give him the heater”
BigConstruction4247@reddit
All these pitches to choose from. How about we go with the ol' number one?
Tedanki@reddit
Forget about the curveball, Ricky!
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Are you tryin' to say that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!
CommercialPhone69@reddit
“Fuck toy Jubu”
_KeenObserver@reddit
“That’s my wife.”
“Does she know that?”
“Well she would’ve been if I hadn't screwed it up... who's that guy she's with?”
“I don’t know he’s not wearing a name tag.”
“Want me to drag him outta here, kick the shit outta him?”
intothewild80@reddit
Charlie Sheens little head shake no after this line makes me laugh every time
Spider_Dude@reddit
Gracias.
reddit_time_waster@reddit
Fuck you, Jobu! I do it myself.
olhado47@reddit
I said this to myself SO much.
rg35xxsp@reddit
I mean when the president tells you this I think it's time to reassess your station in life.
Neil_sm@reddit
You might run like Hayes, but you hit like shit.
Constant_Concert_936@reddit
That “hey bartender…” line got a lot of mileage in college
clergymen19@reddit
Whenever one of my buddies has had one too many and starts to become a headache: "I think you can go get him now."
anitabelle@reddit
“I say fuck you Jobu, I do it myself”.
Electronic_Repeat_81@reddit
“Don’t give me this olé bullshit.”
-piso_mojado-@reddit
“Well i don’t know. I got a guy on the other line about a set of whitewalls.”
EuphoricDimension628@reddit
I love this British shit! I may move to England.
Deep-Library-8041@reddit
YES! My brother and I say this to each other all the time
BlackCatArmy99@reddit
Every time we win, we peel a section
Cloudy_Worker@reddit
"It's too HIGH!" "who gives a shit? It's gone!"
EuphoricDimension628@reddit
I just watch majority of Major League last night. I often say “then I say fuck you Jobuu” after something I’ve said.
I’m not sure I remember hearing Harris’ line after drinking Jobuu’s rum during previous viewings but it’s great.
LifterPuller@reddit
Yasssssss. I'm so glad my wife and I aren't the only ones who love your number 1. I say it way too much
Battlescarred98@reddit
I think it’s from the 2nd one
“YOUVE GOT NO MARBLES”
fatbuddha66@reddit
This plus the little dance he does absolutely slew us as middle-schoolers.
Just-Try-2533@reddit
Or the tv version: “Look at this…………………guy.”
Electronic_Repeat_81@reddit
“Strike this……..guy out.”
DBE113301@reddit
monkeetoes82@reddit
"Juuuuuust a bit outside."
kiptown@reddit
He basically made the second movie all by himself
Mcdiglingdunker@reddit
You can't say goddamn on the air!...
Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
steve_dallasesq@reddit
“This guy threw at his kid in a Father-Son Game”
EvilLeprechaun29@reddit
Obviously, Taylor’s thinking… I don’t know what the hell he’s thinking!!!
5WattBulb@reddit
"He's gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch this one. It's gone."
zoominzacks@reddit
“You sayin Jesus can’t hit a curveball?”
DJmagikMIKE@reddit
This is my personal favorite.
calbearlupe@reddit
Gracias.
2011ACK@reddit
Juuuuuust a bit outside
dbut@reddit
I only got one thing to say to you....strike this motherfucker out!
BigConstruction4247@reddit
I prefer the TV edit. Strike this guuuuuyyyy out.
MakeSomeDrinks@reddit
Ball 4.
Ball 8.
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Ball 12
SN_Mac_91@reddit
Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close.
Cute_Bee_6829@reddit
This guy leads the league in strikeouts and hit batsmen. He threw at his kid in a father-son game!
Cambot1138@reddit
Leads the American League in most categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes it looks like a party favor.
russbii@reddit
You may run like Mayes, but you hit like shit.
elphaba00@reddit
The producers hired Bob Uecker and didn’t even know he was a real baseball announcer
Soma2710@reddit
Wait…what?!
How?! Like, not just that they didn’t know, but how did he get the job AND they didn’t know?
BlackberryHelpful676@reddit
Plus with him playing a sports writer/caster on Mr. Belvedere, it was pretty common knowledge he was a pro. I knew that, and I was a kid 🤷♂️
mitchij2004@reddit
“Hey this guys pretty believable we better sign him.”
Soma2710@reddit
“This guy is pretty freakin good! I bet he could use this to get a legit job as an announcer!”
qualityskootchtime@reddit
That’s hilarious
Far-Key-8844@reddit
I didn't know this until I was much older. It made my memories that much better.
ringobob@reddit
This is the one I still quote
MeanSam@reddit
My most used is "Swwwwwwing and a miss"
Business-Blossom@reddit
I say this all the time. Classic.
Ok-Asparagus-904@reddit
Useful in tennis also!
rickyount02@reddit
Tried the corner and missed.
stlredbird@reddit
Ball four
Plane-Fan9006@reddit
....he tried the corner and missed.
Phantasm831@reddit
The only clear answer here... with one exception
_Internet_Hugs_@reddit
I have four kids. I use this one daily.
qualityskootchtime@reddit
Euker the Goat
User_Says_What@reddit
He tried the corner and missed
awesomecubed@reddit
This feels familiar but I can’t place it. What’s it from?
MajorMiners469@reddit
This was literally my stream. And my quote would be "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Rude_Man_Who_Shushes@reddit
Dorn is 0 for the CENTURY but has several foul tips
Tricky_Woodpecker_52@reddit
"You may run like May's, but you hit like Shit" "Up your butt Jobu." "How's your wife and my kids"
COV3RTSM@reddit
Wife’s fine, kid’s rtrded
Horror_Spell1741@reddit
You play ball like a girl!
SB4_Camaro@reddit
Tanner Boyle: Jews, spcs, ni*ers, and now a girl? Amanda Whurlitzer: Grab a bat, punk
mybfVreddithandle@reddit
This guy here is dead. Well cross him off the list.
MrSmokii@reddit
"fuck you Jo-Bu, i do it myself"
FreshStartFeelsGood@reddit
Juuuust a bit outside.
Plane-Post-7720@reddit
Tried the corner and missed it
mattchewy43@reddit
Ball 4..
Plane-Post-7720@reddit
Ball 8
JBear520@reddit
Ball 12 and he has walked the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches…I don’t know how these guys lay off pitches that close?!?!
kungfuringo@reddit
Rockies did this last night
Plane-Post-7720@reddit
Bob Ueker was a national treasure
Soma2710@reddit
I can’t remember the actual quote and am too lazy to look it up but him on catching a knuckleballer: “it’s easy, you just let him throw and then get the ball from the backstop”.
EuphoricDimension628@reddit
There’s a Little Beaver all over this place!
This line by Uecker at WM3 competes with any of his Major League lines.
SinsOfThePast03@reddit
Fortunate enough to grow up listening to him on the radio for my entire childhood
Famous_Attention5861@reddit
I grew up watching him on Mr. Belvedere (a friend of mine had a bit part in one episode), but I didn't realize he was an announcer until after I saw Major League.
tommyjohnpauljones@reddit
Ball four....
TransportationOk657@reddit
Came here to say this as well.
madlibs13@reddit
Give him the heater Ricky
Dalcorn17@reddit
You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry?
Abundanceofyolk@reddit
“Can’t you just let me enjoy the moment?”
“The moments over.”
chaosmanager@reddit
Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?
Twidget33@reddit
Lollygaggers
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
This is my pick too!
sastrid@reddit
Lollygaggers.
proxminesincomplex@reddit
If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful.
oldmamallama@reddit
Came here looking for this. Was not disappointed.
bbqthrowaway@reddit
Same. I’m biased since I’m from NC
adriatic_sea75@reddit
"Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern."
This conversation forever changed how I see pitchers mound conferences.
adriatic_sea75@reddit
"Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern."
This conversation forever changed how I see pitchers mound conferences.
dishwasher_mayhem@reddit
"The post game is brought to you by....by...Christ I can't find it...THE HELL WITH IT!"
and
"2 hits? 2 godamn hits???"
"You can't say goddamn on the air!"
"Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway."
tommyjohnpauljones@reddit
Literally every single word Bob Uecker says in Major League
AggravatingSignal129@reddit
“Postgame brought to you by, oh…Christ, I can’t find it. The hell with it!”
shawn615@reddit
Yeah me too. “For the Indians, let’s see here. One run on…one hit? That’s all we got, one goddamn hit?!”
tommyjohnpauljones@reddit
"You can't say goddamn on the air!"
jinsaku@reddit
“Who cares? Nobody’s listening anyway.”
CaptainSnaps@reddit
"There's no crying in baseball!"
ahawk99@reddit
46handwa@reddit
Yes this one I just used it 2 days ago when our kid was in a softball team and one of the players got hit by a pitch and started crying on their way to first base. 10 and under league but I still probably said it too loud lol
Krakenzmama@reddit
This is the correct answer and often quoted when I'm stressed at work
Lazy_Mood_4080@reddit
This is the only answer for me!
OppositeRun6503@reddit
Good movie and it's based on historical events.
Honestly there's no good reason why they cannot bring back the All American Girls Professional Baseball league in today's day and age where women have achieved so much in Professional sports since that era 83 years ago.
The women who participated in the league were definitely trend setting pioneers of their day because they did something that was totally outside of the societal norms for the time.
ST_Lawson@reddit
Good news...they're starting one up this summer: https://www.womensprobaseballleague.com/
4 teams, all games played in one location for the first season to save costs. Actually in the same city as one of the old AAGBPL teams, the Springfield Sallies, from Springfield, IL.
Rememberingishardest@reddit
This is awesome! I live fairly close and can’t wait to go check it out!
ST_Lawson@reddit
Same here. I'm about 2 hours away, so I might have to see if I can make it down for a few games.
EuphoricDimension628@reddit
It’s kinda surprising they haven’t. Especially when you have lingerie football. I know there was a pro/semi-pro softball team in my town that was really good and popular when I was a kid but I don’t think they were in any type of league. Mainly just tournaments and exhibition games but I know they played internationally as well. I’m pretty sure at least a couple players were on the first USA Olympic team. It’s seems like a pro softball or even overhand women’s league could be successful.
goodbyeshoe@reddit
Marla Hooch. Hooch
DarthWeber@reddit
I remember going to a drive in double feature. It started with batman returns and a the a league of their own. This movie has a great spot in my heart.
Suspiciousspiders@reddit
Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?
Toclaw1@reddit
You misunderstood! You misunderstood me!
jdsmith575@reddit
See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.
EuphoricDimension628@reddit
Give the wife a little pickle tickle.
littlemsshiny@reddit
My brother and I would say this all the time. Hysterical!
Dorf_@reddit
Hey cow girls, see the grass? Don’t eat it
EuphoricDimension628@reddit
Anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a hat on?
tibbletsforever@reddit
Sir your knee! Like it????
Seven22am@reddit
“Avoid the clap. -Jimmy Dugan.”
“That’s good advice, kid.”
Feral_Sheep_@reddit
Jimmy, if I paid you more could be just a little more disgusting?
old_ass_ninja_turtle@reddit
Well I could certainly use the money.
adamempathy@reddit
I could certainly use the money
Seven22am@reddit
Well I could sure use the money.
Groovychick1978@reddit
There is no other answer for me.
Prossdog@reddit
My favorite baseball quote from my favorite baseball movie.
VVrayth@reddit
I knew before I clicked into this thread that this would be the top answer.
creddittor216@reddit
Oh, Tom Hanks, you lovable drunk!
Pretend-Menu-8660@reddit
Came here to say this!
RegulusTheHeartOfLeo@reddit
You have no MARBLES
This-Fun1714@reddit
Get in front of it, Dorn!
TheRedditPiece@reddit
“Baseball.” — James Earl Jones
DeaconBrad42@reddit
“If you don’t trade me, I might forget more signs. Give up more runs.”
“Hey, you’re the free agent. Mac, what’s the going rate for an absent-minded pitcher who can’t get anyone out?”
Symbiote11@reddit
To me this is the best of the kid baseball movies to me. Rookie of the Year and Angels in the Outfield are fine but I was too cynical even as a kid to really love those (though I do hear “ funky butt, loving” in my head sometimes). Little Big League is still a kids movie but felt more grounded and real somehow. Can’t explain it. I don’t know maybe it’s because the kid doesn’t seem like a complete goofball. He’s kind of like the straight man in some ways. It actually felt like maybe he could have the competency to manage the team. Also, the conversations with his friends talking about Batman going through the McDonald’s drive-through in the Batmobile felt like real kid conversations to me.
DeaconBrad42@reddit
It also has the best and most realistic baseball scenes of any of those baseball movies from the 90s, and featured real players. Young me, growing up a die hard Yankees fan from New York whose favorite player at the time was Paul O’Neill, was so thrilled to see him in the movie (and on Seinfeld!). And then to have Randy Johnson and Ken Griffey Jr. (the biggest star in the game at the time)? It was just awesome.
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
I LOVE Little Big League! "Hey Lou! Hit a homer and I say you can marry her."
Symbiote11@reddit
I’ll never forget the running gag of the brain teaser with the cowboy riding into town on Friday.
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
100% agree, it only comes in second to the Sandlot.
Quiet_Entertainer982@reddit
"Clear the mechanism."
I uss this at work, when playing hockey, riding my motorcycle. Whenever I need to dial my mind in, I saw this to myself.
For The Love of The Game isn't everyone's cup of team, but I LOVE that movie!
Musubi0420@reddit
I feel like a Banker in this
CantaloupeAsleep502@reddit
Did he say funky butt lovin?
Emjay-Jori@reddit
There’s no crying in baseball!
SlackerDS5@reddit
You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit…
Sithstress_@reddit
hwcbyrd@reddit
There’s no crying in baseball!
Sithstress_@reddit
You’re killing me, Smalls!
grown-up-gabe@reddit
You wanna have a catch?
PeanutTimely6846@reddit
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but He no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
MrNialliv@reddit
Fuck you Jobu, I’ll do it myself.
PeanutTimely6846@reddit
"There's no crying in baseball!"
"I'm too damned old to go diving into a locker."
MissIndependent577@reddit
I was at a taping of Major League at County Stadium back in the day. It was such a fun experience!
DarkFriend81@reddit
Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?!
StoneGoldX@reddit
It's
https://i.redd.it/s6vfxqhj1oyg1.gif
GaetanDugas@reddit
"this guy's dead!"
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
"Anything hit that far, ought to have a damn stewardess on it!"
Yardtown@reddit
“Another tragic victim of the Night Nurses from Jersey"
BananaHamPanther@reddit
I scrolled too far to find Night Nurses from Jersey 😂
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
"They're off the turnpike, and on the road to love!"
Pais08@reddit
It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. - Jimmy Dugan
porb2020@reddit (OP)
Excellent quote. 😃
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
I second that
Kind-Feeling2490@reddit
“Fuck you Joboo. I do it myself.”
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
Holmes221bBSt@reddit
“He really is a sweet boy” “Yeah I hope I have 10 just like him”
cellrdoor2@reddit
Evelyn, I’m going to have to KIlL your son.
Nilla22@reddit
Stilwell angel, have a chocolate.
Give me give me give me
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
You're gonna looose...You're gonna looose!
Practical-Witness796@reddit
Not officially a baseball movie but I rewatch this Naked Gun scene often.
LtCmdrTrout@reddit
The rose goes in the front, big guy.
Mr_Sandmarine_Man@reddit
Phil Brickman: The key to being a big league pitcher is the 3 R's: readiness, recuperation, and conditioning! You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry: hot ice! That's right: hot ice. I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!
frackleboop@reddit
That's probably my favorite part of the whole movie.
Kiloburn@reddit
FOR. EV. ER.
RKermit20@reddit
https://i.redd.it/w2p5sws5qmyg1.gif
frackleboop@reddit
You heat up the ice cubes!
Cold-Ad-1978@reddit
“Peace, Love, Dope..Now get the hell out of here!” - Field of Dreams
Acrobatic_Internet69@reddit
Funky butt loving?
Rookie of the Year
SpoonFullOfSugar1111@reddit
Throw him the cheese! The him the big stinky limburger!
Myotherdumbname@reddit
Throw him the cheese! The high stinky cheddar!
rob132@reddit
Excuse me ladies!
Excuse me.
(Plays bin ball)
katie_cat_eyes@reddit
HOT ICE! YOU HEAT UP THE ICE CUBES! IT’S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
poondoggydog@reddit
Garden hoser!
Battlescarred98@reddit
Rabble rouser!
The_Wolf_Reborn@reddit
Rosin Bagger
_sacrosanct@reddit
Did he say, “funky butt loving?!?!”
tryingisbetter@reddit
I thought it was more like, "funky, but loving"
_Truck_Thunders_@reddit
I hear your mom's going out wiiiiith SQUEAK!
Ok_Percentage5157@reddit
Ray, people will come Ray. They’ll come to Iowa for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won’t mind if you look around, you’ll say. It’s only $20 per person. They’ll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they’ll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They’ll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they’ll watch the game and it’ll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they’ll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh… people will come Ray. People will most definitely come
_MadGasser@reddit
Up your butt Joe boo
el_pinko_grande@reddit
Man, nobody said what was IMO the most iconic line
https://i.redd.it/9ag9tw45onyg1.gif
Possible_Complex6916@reddit
pee drinking crap face
whither_wander_you@reddit
there's no crying in baseball. I say it at least once a day. fits so many scenarios!!
FishyFry84@reddit
: "Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling Your name".
LeisureSuiteLarry@reddit
Fuck you, Jobu, I do it myself
sastrid@reddit
I can get us a rain out.
sastrid@reddit
You play ball like a GIRL!!!!
johnonymous1973@reddit
“Forget about the curveball, Ricky. Give ‘em the heater.”
TermusMcFlermus@reddit
Too high, too high
vladdrk@reddit
I still say ‘you’re killing me smalls’ and it’s mostly around people too young to get the reference.
VotingRightsLawyer@reddit
It's a bit more esoteric, but from Little Big League:
"You know how hard it is to manage?"
"It's the American League, they got the DH, how hard can it be?"
Universal DH kind of ruined that joke though, and the game of baseball.
sooonnnk@reddit
F*CK YOU JO BU!!
ProfZussywussBrown@reddit
Enrico Palazzo! Enrico Palazzo!
NSFWFM69@reddit
StiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiiiirrrrrrrRRRiiikkKKKKEEE THREEEE!!!!
Just-Try-2533@reddit
If you don’t consider Enrico Palazzo’s rendition of the star spangled banner the funniest thing you’ve ever seen, then something is wrong with you.
ChicagoRex@reddit
"Buncha bombs in the air..."
doctored_up@reddit
Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
RadioGuyRob@reddit
I (very quietly) say "fuck you, Jobu" under my breath anytime something goes wrong at work.
FiveCrappedPee@reddit
Up your butt joe boo!!!!
NiceGuy60660@reddit
Just the slow roll way he said it lol.
I like to use this as a quick cheers
Symbiote11@reddit
You’ve got a gift Roy, but it’s not enough. You have to develop yourself. You rely on your gift loan and you’ll fail.
Symbiote11@reddit
Losing is a disease… as contagious as bubonic plague.
NYGiants181@reddit
firehawk2324@reddit
trippyhop@reddit
“Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250, not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle.”
Ok-Concert-6475@reddit
If you build it, he will come.
shulemaker@reddit
If you build it…
…they will come.
sherzisquirrel@reddit
You're Killing Me Smalls, There's No Crying in Baseball and Juuust a bit outside
ViceroyFizzlebottom@reddit
This is only part of the sequence but this part just kills me.
Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here?
Crash: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
Crash: Is that about right? [the players nod]. We're dealing with a lot of shit.
Ill-Football-5218@reddit
Hey dad? You wanna have a catch?
Symbiote11@reddit
That line hit a lot of us when we were younger. That line hits a lot of us even harder now that our fathers are gone.
t_sdad@reddit
Mr. Baseball
"We're not athletes, we're baseball players"
Symbiote11@reddit
The field is considered sacred
Well at least they got that part right.
porb2020@reddit (OP)
I love this movie🤪
porb2020@reddit (OP)
Last season I lead this team in 9th inning double in the months of August.
Evan_802Vines@reddit
https://i.redd.it/jvrbf52wnmyg1.gif
jerrys153@reddit
Anything travelling that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don’t ya think?
Symbiote11@reddit
It supposed to be hard. If it were easy everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.
CantFindMyWallet@reddit
"Look at this fuckin guy." - Pepper Leach, Major League
jackfaire@reddit
Funky butt lovin
sheezy520@reddit
You have no mables!
DarthMech@reddit
https://i.redd.it/6cxu8up7bnyg1.gif
GardenDrummer@reddit
"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
HollywoodCole11@reddit
Theyre still shitty
HollywoodCole11@reddit
"Up your butt Jobu?" You watched this a lot on cable! Haha
ComfortableChicken47@reddit
"If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that"
- Michael "Squints" Paladoris
chronicnerv@reddit
unlvaztec@reddit
Reatomico@reddit
Fuck you jo boo
_Face@reddit
"Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside."
I say that shit all the damn time.
Myotherdumbname@reddit
I do the music for my son’s travel team and made a button that plays that. I’ll use it when he pitches sometimes.
AlienDelarge@reddit
I still say "you're killing me smalls" I don't even actually rember if I saw that movie.
Glittering_Bug_3554@reddit
FUNKY BUTT LOVIN!
stlredbird@reddit
Sorry Rick, those are the house rules.
Inc-Roid@reddit
Losing is a disease
NA213@reddit
Why are those pictures such good fn quality? Are they reprised with AI?
retribution81@reddit
“How’s your wife and my kids?”
Plane-Fan9006@reddit
Forget the fastball Ricky, give 'em the heater!!!
GearJunkie82@reddit
"Funky butt-lovin'..."
-Rookie of the Year
Darth_Wader_420@reddit
Mr Baseball - Free autographs for the guys and mustache rides for the ladies
_tenneSevy@reddit
You have no marbles!
Its_The_Water360@reddit
JBear520@reddit
Hey cow girls, you see the grass? Don’t eat it.
4stainull@reddit
Give the wife the ol’ pickle tickle
TrixieBastard@reddit
I can hear it in his voice 😂
hglndr9@reddit
"Nice catch Hayes, don't ever fucking do it again!"
GarciaWolf@reddit
I look like a banker in this
Inc-Roid@reddit
I crack up every time with that line
aLAPanPolyVers@reddit
It doesn’t get better, or more useful, than “You’re killing me Smalls”.
I have used that line in daily life, far too many times & will continue to.
Ceasman@reddit
Wild Thing? More like Mild Thing.
JaxxisR@reddit
One word out of you, fat boy, and you eat your mask. You won't talk to me the way you did Dixon."
"Can I help it if a guy can't take a joke? Besides, have you ever seen his wife?"
"Yeah. Ugly bitch!"
Peter_Ballantine@reddit
You have no…no…marbles!
Marbles?…..Juevos?!?!
qualityskootchtime@reddit
“If you build it, they will come”
whyneedaname77@reddit
I know its the 70s but I love the line in the original bad news bears that can never be repeated now. Its so wrong and unbelievable they had a kid say it.
Inc-Roid@reddit
Something, something, something, and a booger eating moron?
PetulantArmadillo@reddit
“Baseball is a simple game. You throw the ballC you hit the ball, you catch the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.”
DontGetTheShow@reddit
Think about that for a while.
Excellent-Rich-7093@reddit
LoveBy137@reddit
I hear your mom's going out with Squeak.
EliteJoz@reddit
You have no..
You have no....
MARBLES!
You have no marbles!
Slappyslippyswamy@reddit
He’s gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch that
JuliusSeizuresalad@reddit
Your killing me smalls
andiinAms@reddit
“If you build it, they shall come”
davesnotonreddit@reddit
Who are these fuckin’ guys?!
PlatypusDependent271@reddit
"There's no crying in baseball"!
Johnny-cache@reddit
MilaVaneela@reddit
Ham from The Sandlot: You play ball like a GIIIIRRRRRLLLL!!
glencoe606@reddit
There’s only one thing left to do…Win the whole fucking thing!
katelynnsmom24@reddit
"Pick me out a winner, Bobby" after Roy Hobbs' lucky bat broke. Such a prolific scene because after this he finally knew he was the best there ever was and the best there ever will be, without any superstitious luck.
mountaingoat120@reddit
You’re an L7 weenie!!
sal_pair_of_dice@reddit
From The Sandlot: "We never had another summer like that one. None of them ever were."
BeenisHat@reddit
'if my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards."
-The Great Hambino
Toclaw1@reddit
“You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit!”
Ginger630@reddit
mountaingoat120@reddit
Yes I say this all the time!
Brewtown@reddit
"I want to bring the heater, to announce my presence with authority!"
Daylight-Silence@reddit
"Peace, love, dope! Now GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE"
ComplexImmediate5140@reddit
My dad used to have PLD on his email signature. No one knew it meant peace love dope. Haha
adriatic_sea75@reddit
Alright, Beulah, do you want to step outside?
tssdrunx@reddit
Either:
"I'm gunna hit you with a crowbar, until you go away."
Or:
"YOU SAID YOUR FINGER WAS A GUN!"
csonnich@reddit
James Earl Jones was the voice of a generation.
Dazzling-Skin-308@reddit
Oh! Twin!
Obsidianrunner@reddit
kathatter75@reddit
You may run like like Mays, but you hit like shit.
Midlifefuckup@reddit
Up your butt, Jobu
cyniclone82@reddit
Strike this motherfucker out.
HambreTheGiant@reddit
FUNKY BUTT-LOVIN’!!
JamarcusFarcus@reddit
Pee-drinking crap face
WhiskeyDeltaBravo1@reddit
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
rangeo@reddit
Visible_Window_5356@reddit
If you build it, they will come
TrixieBastard@reddit
I use all of these on a fairly regular basis:
The ones I frequently bust out while watching a game :
ImpossibleStuff963@reddit
I still always say "Hey, It could happen" in this kid's voice.
stavago@reddit
This guy threw at his own son in a father/son game.
dannyriv5000@reddit
“Hero”s come and go. But legends never die”. - The Sandlot
Bermin65@reddit
It’s to high.
Melliorin@reddit
"LOLLYGAGGERS!"
Really that whole monologue from Bull Durham.
silkroadbrian@reddit
"Strike?" - The Naked Gun
billfredericks@reddit
“Baseball is grown men gettin’ paid to play a game”—Mr. Baseball
porb2020@reddit (OP)
Excellent😃love that movie.
dmbsoxfan1@reddit
You may run like Mays…. But you hit like shit.
djsynrgy@reddit
Yeah everyone's rightfully praising Euker but this guy was the unsung hero to me.
BehavioralSink@reddit
Nice catch, Hayes. Don’t ever fucking do it again.
bravoromeokilo@reddit
Hey, it could happen!
redditneedsnewMods@reddit
Ok-Fault-3467@reddit
I don’t need cartilage to shoot Nazis
porb2020@reddit (OP)
Excellent quote.
valuethempaths@reddit
Hey bartender! Jobu needs a refill!
cmgww@reddit
Lesser known lines are my favorites:
Major League:
“I hear baseball players make pretty good salaries these days. Well, that depends on how good they are. How good are you? I make the league minimum.”
“They’re still shitty”
Rookie Of The Year:
“Hot….ice!!”
“You’re gonna let me finish the season before you take my job, right?”
“Rosenbagger!!”
Field of Dreams (this one isn’t from memory but damn it’s so good, especially with James Earl Jones saying it)….
"They'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
And also Jones, but from Sandlot: “Well why didn’t you just knock on the dooooorrr????”
BitterestLily@reddit
That Field of Dreams quote is the one I was thinking of also.
user08182019@reddit
Just seeing that picture brought me back to Blockbuster.
rob132@reddit
Forever.
Forev-er!
Four
Evvv
Errerr
mplsandrew@reddit
There's no crying in baseball!
Seven22am@reddit
Ohhhhhh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.
ChicagoRex@reddit
Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.
FruitMustache@reddit
"Did he say free and queer?"
"CLEAR!"
eastbayted@reddit
And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Pitt the Elder!
(Fine. Not a movie.)
pisachas1@reddit
Quit super glue
proxminesincomplex@reddit
“The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.”
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
Now that's a gem. What's it from?
oldmamallama@reddit
Bull Durham!
proxminesincomplex@reddit
Bull Durham. It’s always been my favorite baseball movie, but I love them all.
FUNKY BUTT LOVIN
Thecp015@reddit
Did he just say funky butt lovin?
Prior_Prompt_5214@reddit
Strikeouts are boring, and besides that they're fascist. Throw some groundballs. They're more democratic.
pisachas1@reddit
Stang1776@reddit
I gotta guy on the other line about some white walls. Ill talk to ya later.
all_ack_rity@reddit
my husband and I travel a fair bit for work, each. so whenever we are on the phone, we need to hang up we say this to each other in a faux smoker’s rasp. it’s insane but it’s fun.
SanBuenapero@reddit
“Hot dog…stuck in her throat.”
ChicagoRex@reddit
"Fifty years ago, for five minutes you came within... you came this close. It would KILL some men to get so close to their dream and not touch it. God, they'd consider it a tragedy."
"Son, if I'd only gotten to be a doctor for five minutes... now that would have been a tragedy."
TheBobSacamano7@reddit
Want me to grag him outside, beat the shit out of him?
rickyount02@reddit
Kick
TheBobSacamano7@reddit
Fuck
IAm5toned@reddit
I believe we have two lives: the life we learn with and the life we live with after that. -Iris Gains, The Natural
georgeamberson1963@reddit
Float it.
Ckn-bns-jns@reddit
Forrrrrreeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Poopy-Drew@reddit
Angels in the outfield
plainsfire@reddit
You might run like Mays, but you hit like shit!
LilRedForeman@reddit
Yeah yeah you were! Your tongue was hangin outta your head, and you was swoonin, Oh Wendy Preffercorn, my darling lover-girl
DetroitsGoingToWin@reddit
“I held it like an egg?”
“Yeah and he scrambled the son of a bitch”
WitchesCotillion@reddit
“Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight." Bull Durham
ineffable_my_dear@reddit
I memorized this and would randomly pull it out like a party trick. I can’t remember why. Probably the autism.
higglesworth@reddit
Jo bu needs a refill
Cisru711@reddit
It's too high
godlessTrex@reddit
EurekasCashel@reddit
"ForevER... ForevER... ForevER"
MagnusPI@reddit
hungnat_@reddit
Scrolled to far to find this, should be top comment.
Everything_Xen_@reddit
You play ball like a GIRL!
Seaminus206@reddit
Skip: You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
LeatherRecord2142@reddit
bert__cooper@reddit
Did he say funky butt loving?
bendecco08@reddit
Fuck You Jo Booo
ducksinarowboat@reddit
“You might run like Mays, but you hit like shit”
LiftedMold196@reddit
Marla Hooch……….what a hitter!
wxguy215@reddit
It's an edited line from Major League. Instead of "strike this m'fer out" it's "strike this guuuuuyy out"
Slamnflwrchild@reddit
I say “You’re killin me, Smalls!” at least once a day to my 2 year old
etthegeek1982@reddit
"You tryin' to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!"
rickyount02@reddit
“My kinda team Charlie, it’s my kinda team.”
StrategyUnlikely398@reddit
Up your butt, Jobu
theelephantupstream@reddit
“It was out of my reach. What did you want me to do, dive for it?”
chargeorge@reddit
The rose goes in the front big guy
False_Counter9456@reddit
Juuuusst a bit outside
Cephalopod_Dropbear@reddit
https://i.redd.it/gcqyk52gqmyg1.gif
Opportunity-Horror@reddit
Oh man- I haven’t thought about up your butt jobu in years!!!!
BTP_Art@reddit
Got any naked pictures of your wife? You want some?
porb2020@reddit (OP)
Yay!! Another Mr Baseball fan😃
adamempathy@reddit
I held the balk like an egg
Yeah and he scrambled the son of a bitch.
chunkerton_chunksley@reddit
Major League: Are you trying to say that Jesus Christ couldnt hit a curveball?
Sandlot: Youre killing me smalls
ImightHaveMissed@reddit
If you build it, he will come
Congregator@reddit
“Kill the lawyer!”
Vegetable-Praline-57@reddit
Last season!!?? I led this team in ninth inning doubles in the month of August!
VA1N@reddit
username3755@reddit
“I hurt my knee” “You hurt your knee because you jumped out of a window” “Well, there was a fire” “A fire that you started and I had to pay for”
redboe@reddit
Fuck you Jobu. I do it myself
HangryHangryHedgie@reddit
Has anyone ever told you that you look like a penis with that little hat on?
gillbru79@reddit
How would you like to manage the Indians?
I don't know... listen, I got a guy on line two about some white walls.
Icy-Garbage-2569@reddit
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here!"
Three4Anonimity@reddit
I’m disappointed in all of you.
“Up your butt, Jobu.”
Nefarious-@reddit
BehavioralSink@reddit
“How’s your wife and my kids?”
——————
“This guy here is dead!”
“We’ll cross him off then…”
——————
“Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.”
RevToy@reddit
Juuuuuust a bit outside.
Solid-Hedgehog9623@reddit
This ain’t the California penal league!
BoyznGirlznBabes@reddit
Wow, this is a hard one. "Hey, Rookie! You were good," from Field of Dreams. Tears every time.
Bull Durham "We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove" gets used a lot when any of my teams are struggling. "I'm just happy to be here and hope I can help the ball club" for work stuff.
All my favorites for Major League have been covered, so I'm gonna go ML2: "You have no marbles!!"
Not quotes I use regularly, but both James Earl Jones' and Susan Sarandon's monologues about baseball are some of the most beautiful lines ever captured on film.
Ludakyz@reddit
"One hit, just one goddamn hit?"
ShutUpWalter@reddit
"You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit."
theface19@reddit
You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit!
Extension_Resolve264@reddit
"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."
lostredditers@reddit
Juuuuust a bit outside...
sounds_like_kong@reddit
Major League is nothing but memorable quotes.
“Juuuuuuust a bit outside, tried for the corner and missed”
BeSeeVeee@reddit
“No, I think you had two fifties and moved right into the seventies"
JB_v1@reddit
Well... Newt's scared cause his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a li- Was it a live rooster?- We need a live rooster to take the curse off José's glove, and nobody knows what to get Millie and Jimmy for their wedding. We're dealing with a lot of shit.
-Bull Durham
WoodenWeather5931@reddit
Rose goes in the front big guy
quickblur@reddit
https://i.redd.it/7z74avtlnmyg1.gif
porb2020@reddit (OP)
I love her line too🤪. I’m so glad they kept her as the antagonist instead of using the original ending.
Wreckingshops@reddit
"Starting to come together, Pepper... starting to come together."
"Give him the heater, Ricky."
"Let me think it over, Charlie. I've got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls."
Coach Lou is very underrated in Major League for fantastic lines that fly under the radar
jakexcited45@reddit
I swear to god, I didn't know who she was.
ClasslessKitty@reddit
まだクソみたいだ
(They're still shitty)
ballen1002@reddit
He’s gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch that one.
actionerror@reddit
Not a quote but
Vermalien@reddit
Not a Baseball fan, but “Fooooorreeeevvveeeerrrrr” is inscribed in my Wife’s wedding band, so that one.
Helo7606@reddit
To this day I still say "Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill!"
DeaconBrad42@reddit
“Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.”
Withnail_I_am_I_am@reddit
Hey Yankees, you can take your apology and your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!
Bad News Bears, just a little bit earlier than the 80's.
principled_principal@reddit
Funky buttlovin’!
OskeyBug@reddit
"I look like a banker"
joejackson62@reddit
"Strike this mother fucker OUT!"
Affectionate-Cut4828@reddit
trbochrg@reddit
How about the major league quote from the movie trailer that I don't remember being in the actual movie?
"That ball wouldn't be out of every park" Name one "Yellowstone
IllustriousReason944@reddit
“There’s no crying in baseball”. Or “Your killing me smalls”.
Phish_2000@reddit
You may run likeMays but you hit like shit
Snarfly99@reddit
“Anything that travels that far outta have a damn stewardess on it”
shootemupy2k@reddit
To this day, I still use “YOU’RE KILLIN’ ME SMALLS!”
jessek@reddit
The Sandlot quote my brother and I said over and over was "Fore-ebb-uh. Fore-ebb-uh."
taleofbenji@reddit
Too high!
melissisms@reddit
“I believe in the Church of Baseball.”
Really, I say it so much I put it on a t-shirt.
CSWorldChamp@reddit
“There’s no crying in baseball!”
akbrim@reddit
Give ‘em the heeeater
dmbsoxfan1@reddit
Superpriestess@reddit
“Juuuust a bit outside.” I still say this regularly.
Plastic-Mud-868@reddit
C’mon Dorne, get in front of the damn ball. Dont give me this olé bullshit!
struggle_better@reddit
“I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.” —Crash Davis
Dazzling-Skin-308@reddit
Peace, love, dope! Now get the hell out of here!
Poop30@reddit
Nice catch Hayes! Don’t ever fucking do it again!
Jaleou@reddit
Funky buttloving!
Texas_Kimchi@reddit
Fuck you Jobu! I do it myself!
DoucheyMcBagBag@reddit
It’s too high. The trajectory of the ball… Who gives a shit? It’s gone.
Brave_Tadpole2072@reddit
You’re killing me Smalls.
kimchiman85@reddit
They’re both great.
TransportationOk657@reddit
I still say "Juuust a bit outside" and "You're killing me Smalls!"
Didujustcallmejobin@reddit
Give him the cheese. The high stinkin Cheddar!
NWDireWolf@reddit
"If you build it, he will come" Field of Dreams ... Bull Durham is better movie though and I'm sticking to it.
PracticableSolution@reddit
That ball wouldn’t have gone out of a lot of parks. -name one. Yellowstone.
cigarmangler@reddit
Bartender, Jobu needs a refill!