The best line from Richard Hammond on Jeremy Clarkson ever
Posted by Automaniac14th@reddit | thegrandtour | View on Reddit | 25 comments
"You are a human being for whom there is no discernible, detectable use, at all, on the planet, in any function whatsoever. It's only some freak set of circumstances by which you happened to invent a context in which you could operate. Namely this, and nothing else, because essentially, left to your own devices, you can do nothing."
The Grand-ish Tour, episode 1
REEPH0112@reddit
“Be less fat!”
Eurocrash
DragonballSchrute@reddit
Yep, those are the rules. Be on time. And don’t be too fat
BillWilberforce@reddit
Although Clarkson's Farm kinda proved him wrong.
KopiteForever@reddit
I mean did it? Really?
zapman449@reddit
The farm birthed the pub, birthed the drinks line, birthed the store, creating dozens of jobs in a not wealthy county.
Is he a jerk? Yes. Is he an idiot? Absolutely not.
Total_HD@reddit
The U.K. is the 5th largest economy, the U.K. is swimming in money, you just need to know where to look.
Negative_Trust6@reddit
The U.K. is not a county...
joeythelips46@reddit
The county is Oxfordshire
Negative_Trust6@reddit
I don't remember asking, but thanks...
KopiteForever@reddit
The money he already did all that. No he's not an idiot by any stretch but he's not threatening a Nobel Prize anytime soon either! 😂
pinewind108@reddit
At explaining the difficulties of farming and raising awareness, it's a complete success.
VreamCanMan@reddit
Yes Jeremy makes for an excellent pre-made affluent, out of touch, inefficient, 0 skills business owner
jackinsomniac@reddit
Jeremy still looks like a bumbling buffoon on the farm sometimes, even going into season 4. (In fairness, he is getting better.) Seriously tho I think we all know the farm would collapse without skilled & experienced people like Kaleb & Charlie keeping Jeremy in line.
Lol3droflxp@reddit
Definitely. But a lot of his idiotic behaviour is certainly scripted to some extent.
punkwasgood@reddit
"You apologised for your suit being wet but you didn't say why"
"It got water on it"
oatseyhall@reddit
Did Hammond say this before or after he crashed?
Sirius_Testicles@reddit
The reason he’s called Hamster is that after the crash, his nuts were in his cheeks.
launchedsquid@reddit
yes
The_Eternal_Wayfarer@reddit
“You utter, UTTER bastard.”
“You bloody idiot.”
“With age came…”\ “Weight.”
YousureWannaknow@reddit
While it is good one... I can't agree it's best. In fact, best one, in my opinion is comment about Jeremy's madness that Hammond said during The Sand Job
Automaniac14th@reddit (OP)
That's fair
Its_General_Apathy@reddit
"I can't remember if I took my malaria pill this morning. If I were a girl, I'd be pregnant, a lot!"
Vetni@reddit
A crushing criticism from one so handsome
RaeGun7@reddit
I read that but it was Richard saying it in my head.
IHatrMakingUsernames@reddit
Same. And that made it work, honestly... Because the normal voice in my head that reads things was having trouble with this one.