Which one of you is working security in TX?
Posted by Queerdough@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Credit to r/hmmm
Posted by Queerdough@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Credit to r/hmmm
Cygnus6300@reddit
Gecko45
wildey@reddit
Ever vigilant protecting the mayor’s daughter’s virginity
TheOtherGUY63@reddit
It's time I read that saga again. Thank you for the reminder.
throwawayifyoureugly@reddit
Fake news.
Where's the deployable briefcase armor, and Lapua Magnum?
21onDec23@reddit
When the world needs him the most
HighSeasArchivist@reddit
I was there, 3000 years ago.
AmeriJar@reddit
I pictured him... Fatter
CoffeeExtraCream@reddit
Prophecy foretold that he would come again.
Smitty1162010@reddit
Canada has them too 😂
xenophonthethird@reddit
Holy shit, is that GECKO45's son?
greet_the_sun@reddit
Dudes that strap 10 pounds of shit to their gut like this just have an mpreg fetish and there's nothing anyone can say to convince me otherwise. This dude just wants to experience firsthand the joys of motherhood.
New-Sandwich7191@reddit
Dudes that casually use "mpreg" as a shorthand for "impregnation" like we are supposedntonget it are in no position to judge
Beginning-Tea-17@reddit
It’s not shorthand for impregnation.
It’s a specific fetish where males get impregnated
greet_the_sun@reddit
Just because I've looked into the gaping maw of the worst the internet has to offer doesn't mean I want to jerk off to it, more of a morbid fascination or like watching a train wreck.
stewslut@reddit
Methinks the ~~lady~~ mpreg fetishist doth protest too much.
hitemlow@reddit
Cute.
New-Sandwich7191@reddit
Youre defending this you took the time for this? You wanna make a sign and advocate for this
TheOriginalMulk@reddit
Kitted out like one of the officers at the school district I work for. Except the officer has those shoulder mounted red and blues he can switch on when on scene.
gentlemanjosiahcrown@reddit
blimpin_aint_easy@reddit
This is just F1nn5ter pre-transition
Madetoprint@reddit
With that much shit strapped on, every step he takes is work in itself.
hitemlow@reddit
With that much shit strapped on, how does he poop?
Madetoprint@reddit
Dump pouch, obviously.
Sharpymarkr@reddit
Can I get a gear list? Trying to round out my EDC.
BadReputation2611@reddit
Don’t bother, this dude is woefully unprepared, I don’t even see a portable grill lmao that should tell you everything you need to know about this yahoo
glock43lesnar@reddit
This picture is pretty old, why is it just now making its rounds? Seeing it in a lot of subs
TheDrunkLibertarian@reddit
I haven’t seen it anywhere else, but I was thinking that this was super old news
rando_mness@reddit
Recycled ah pic. Seent it 12 times in 2 days.
CrimsonxAce@reddit
Mall cop final boss
BrokenBodyEngineer@reddit
I swear to god I was in Boy Scouts with this dude, it’s the right area of Texas too.
lFightForTheUsers@reddit
This photo looks like its about a slab and cup from whataburger away from being in Houston lol
EarlBeforeSwine@reddit
Best I can tell, that picture was taken right here:
The address is actually in Cyprus… but you are dead on.
SwanginPassYaKnees@reddit
Homie even went to the barber and asked for the MICH cut
Admiral52@reddit
What a username
chronburgandy922@reddit
this is what my rpg load out looks like when i'm over encumbered trying to rtb to store my loot.
Icelock@reddit
His name is Kaleb
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Omg that’s where my vacuum hose attachment went!
Sneaux96@reddit
You're not gonna want that attachment back
Hunter720@reddit
The death stranding carrying system getting adopted by other jobs other than courier.
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
LOL no fucking kidding especially this thing
FFJosty@reddit
That kit better have a fleshlight holster.
Madetoprint@reddit
I think that might be one behind the Monster can holster.
LovingTurtles@reddit
GO IN THE FUCKING HOUSE, OSCAR
Ghostrider117@reddit
Dude, save some pussy for the rest of us!
t00sl0w@reddit
This kid thinks he is a werewolf and his gf thinks she has dragon blood, guaranteed.
brs_one@reddit
Thought pride wasn’t until June 🤨
HerMajestysButthole2@reddit
Is...is that...airsoft or...
LostInADraw_@reddit
This dude is a fuckin sheep dog. Back off pal
SactownKorean@reddit
Thank god you gave credit to r/hmmm