Virtual Insanity
Posted by noob_bitch@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 104 comments
Posted by noob_bitch@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 104 comments
Hefty_Commercial3771@reddit
My wife makes breeding pits in her Sim basement and refuses to let any of the women leave.
She's almost entirely asexual irl. I think women are just kinda unhinged mate.
Mcinfopopup@reddit
My wife just made Sabrina carpenter and Edward Cullen my new neighbors and was trying to make Edward, who she named “E.Cull I” and I best friends. Last I saw I think she was making us lovers.
Whatever makes her happy lol
NCD_Lardum_AS@reddit
Shocker, when given absolute freedom both men and women become absolutely horrible overlords.
BrunesOvrBrauns@reddit
Legitimately, I'm definitely being sexist but when I stumble into this meme of "fucked up porn made by women that proves they're more perverted than men" I disregard it because in my brain the activities seem more and more detached from actual sex or sexual pleasure.
Becky be like: my sexual fetish is handcuffing a man in a basement and making him eat these muffins I made with my period blood.
And I'm like: ok Becks it sounds like you've got some power dynamics that you've got to unpack in therapy but I'm not sure this proves that you've got a higher libido than a man because no one's genitals are being stimulated to orgasm in your scenario... You're just describing a completely nonsexual but unusual activity you enjoy participating in.
Anyone else think, often, there's not enough sex in this sex?
Aaryachi@reddit
Funnily enough, sex scientists have done research on this and have found that men tend to be stimulated majority by sensation and sexual activities, women are generally majority stimulated by activities not inherently sexual.
The book "Come As You Are" touches on this!
Tablesafety@reddit
You can actually find a lot of this in MtF trans women, they actively document repeatedly how wildly their libido changes and how much more important- critical really- mental stimulation becomes.
A woman can have all the physical stimulation in the world for as long as it can go and just never cum if her head isn’t in it
Meanwhile if she’s mentally full throttle, she can cum in seconds to a minute or so
Its almost all about emotional state and arousing ideas
Duche778@reddit
I don't believe it, nerve endings are nerve endings. I'm sure a strong enough vibrator will make any woman cum, regardless of her mood
Tablesafety@reddit
You are hearing this from a woman, who has been one for multiple decades, who has had many conversations about it with other women with similar woman-ing experience, who are quite familiar with themselves and have 0 trouble if head is even mildly in it.
Additionally, the MtF people we know also confirm the same thing- so it’s a factor of the estrogenic hormonal profile. Trust me, I have the credentials to tell you.
Im not sure if you tried that experiment on your wife that she would be in a completely disinterested headspace, given that her husband is enthusiastically offering to get her off with a vibrator, but you could ask her if she has ever had such experiences where her head just wasn’t there and she, despite the best efforts put forth, just could not cum.
Duche778@reddit
Women experience orgasm even during ra pe, when they're definitely not "in the mood"
So I need links to sources to believe in it, not anecdotal
Aaryachi@reddit
Once again, "Come As You Are", a book written by someone with a PhD, talks about this. You're also welcome to research it.
Duche778@reddit
Dude, I'm not going to read a whole book for this. I also doubt they did any experiments in a controlled environment
If you have real evidence, you are welcome
Butterkeks93@reddit
> pls send evidence
Evidence is presented:
> no, not like this
What a sad, little jerk you are
MassRedemption@reddit
You have your opinion. People showed you real, true evidence. Mentioned reading material. Your response is "too hard to read, don't wanna" . Then don't comment. You refuse to learn beyond. Your opinion is invalid. You aren't a woman, you haven't experienced it, you haven't read anything Involved in it. Keep your shit opinions to yourself.
Aaryachi@reddit
They did, in fact, do experiments in a controlled environment. The book is full of cited research.
Duche778@reddit
B-b-but redditors told me that this is all just patriarchal stereotypes or whatever
smuhsmortion@reddit
But that's the thing though.. the inclusion of physical stimulation of the genitals isn't necessarily needed for it to be considered sexually satisfying. Thats a very basic and narrow understanding of sex and how the human mind processes different stimuli, many people can experience sexual pleasure and climax that's derived from non-physical means. Such as sight, smell, sounds, or performing kinky acts like the consumption of period muffins.
Brassboar@reddit
BJYeti@reddit
Comrade_Vodkin@reddit
Drake?!
reds_til_i_die@reddit
You're wife is asexual for you. It's obvious she wants to be submissive and possible have you fucked by Jamal. Have you tried not being beta?
JustChillin3456@reddit
Mutts law
JigglyPuffsOG@reddit
Jamal’s Law
meganoid33v2@reddit
Daquansequences
seizure_5alads@reddit
Jamal raw
orange_diaster@reddit
All roads lead to fake and gay
macdon99-@reddit
And picking this guys dead wife
baz4k6z@reddit
You have a cuck chair in your room don't you ?
gr1mm5d0tt1@reddit
No, it’s a reading chair that happens to face the bed
Amathril@reddit
So, how often do you read your wife being fcked by other men?
gr1mm5d0tt1@reddit
I read books while she’s being fucked by other men. It’s not a cuck chair
baz4k6z@reddit
By "reading" do you meet reading your wife's boyfriend facial reactions during the cucking?
Itriggeredafriend@reddit
Your wife does too? That makes me less worried that it’s not just my wife that does that lmao
mattmcguire08@reddit
Feels like she's just not into you my man, she's not asexual. Her libido is through the roof.
artificialif@reddit
asexuals can have libido
TheGoldenExperience_@reddit
Source: me
artificialif@reddit
source: r/asexuality and my life experience as an asexual person
TheGoldenExperience_@reddit
No like, I'm also asexual lmao and I was sharing this is true for me
darkcomet222@reddit
My wife lures people into the pool and despawns the ladder. She is the sweetest woman I know…but that showed me never cross her.
KaiserRoll823@reddit
Your wife would love Mewgenics
ReturnRadio@reddit
"She's almost asexual"
Who's gonna tell him?
tonguepuncher88@reddit
My wife plays a lot of asexual characters in the sims, but she fucks my brains out.
loscapos5@reddit
I think you should show her the Daemonculaba stuff
Electronic_Warning49@reddit
My wife likes all the spooky stuff. She's trapped multiple sims in her basement with a low wall and will regularly go down and torture them until they die so she can have their ghosts and headstones and continue to berate them after death. Her record is 15 I think.
On the main level of the house she's Becky the stay at home mom.
mmmmyumketamine@reddit
Duality of people
ComedyGold13@reddit
?!?
avagrantthought@reddit
??
SleepingPodOne@reddit
TheBlueEmerald1@reddit
A guy has a problem with a woman
They go online looking for other people with problems
They find a bunch
Come to the conclusion that all women must be like this
The millions of normal people who don't post their problems online without blaming it on the other sex go unheard
SleepingPodOne@reddit
it’s usually a classic case of a dude smelling shit wherever he goes and never bothering to check the sole of his shoe.
Moon__Destroyer@reddit
I mean it can't be his fault so naturally every woman has to be evil.
poopcockshit@reddit
Chud life
TexanMillers@reddit
This has never happened to anyone once. This guy says its happened multiple times.
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
That's basically the crux of all these fucking incel stories. They date one walking red flag and suddenly it's "Why is literally every female like this?!"
MothMonsterMan300@reddit
They never dated a "walking red flag," bc they never dated. This is a fantasy anon concocted to feel righteous and superior to women et all so he wouldn't have to muster the courage to ever talk to a woman, by dismissing them all. Yet it's all they talk about. It's actually pretty sad when you consider all the bitter losers who make a living off of peddling this ideology to impressionable adolescents/teens/young men are just creating more of themselves.
There's a joke in there about incels being so unable to pull that they spread hate online jokerstyle to ensure the next generation of incels
Duche778@reddit
Bro you're overestimating people's motivations for writing fictitious posts on an anonymous forum, especially to convince yourself of something lmao
When something is observed en masse by millions of men around the world, it is not an ideology but a reality
hateseekingmissile@reddit
You'd be surprised on how many female like CnC kink, (ie, they want you to force them)
I've never seen a guy that actively into CnC...
THESUACED@reddit
A guy is not saying they like rape.
hateseekingmissile@reddit
Who?
THESUACED@reddit
My name is
FiftyShadesOfWyatt@reddit
My partner is a very quiet and reserved woman. When she found out about the sims she wanted to play. I asked her why? She said "I want to see how many I can trap in a hole and build over top of them" with a sweet innocent smile. I think women are just whack man.
BrunesOvrBrauns@reddit
She doesn't like you. She's in love with the idea of who she thought you were before your flaws became impossible to overlook or overcome... So she'll stick to the fantasy version of you, and keep you at just-enough arm's length to enjoy your personality at surface-level. This also makes her feel good about herself.
You'll die in the zone.
AgainstMedicalAdvice@reddit
Occasionally having sex with is "in the zone" now?
eldryanyy@reddit
Yes? Fuck buddy zone
Tripleberst@reddit
Not the worst zone I've been in
TheFallenHero01@reddit
Delusional redditors who have never even smelled the playstation air off a pussy. Ignore them lmao
richtofin819@reddit
Is PlayStation air a term I just don't know or are you saying using a PlayStation to air off a pussy.
Or am I having a stroke.
TheFallenHero01@reddit
It has been said in the deep of Mordor, whispers can be heard, speaking of the scent of the famed pussy. The voices claim it is not so different than the hot air blasting out of a PS4 with perhaps a hint of a penny
richtofin819@reddit
I feel like this is just adjacent to steam deck owners huffing their own steam deck fumes.
But I don't even know anymore This is some weird lore I'm learning today.
midnightluckey@reddit
“Never even smelled the PlayStation air off a pussy”
Yeah, I’m definitely gonna use this in the future. Thanks random redditor.
BrunesOvrBrauns@reddit
Sorry I wrote this blasted off edibles and I forgot the fwb detail.
Kinda still works if you assume it's an emotional friend zone, a little bit.
honorio2099@reddit
?????? That doesn't even make sense
GabikPeperonni@reddit
Or she'll eventually realize her mindset is wrong and accept anon's flaws and agree to date him. And soon this will be nothing but a pebble in the road of their lifelong loving relationship.
spookedghostboi@reddit
This felt like a flashbang for me, but a nice one
DongleJockey@reddit
Will pretty much never happen unless they fall out and stop fucking for awhile
CowardSky@reddit
lmao
Jugaimo@reddit
She’s running the simulations and gathering data before making a decision.
90gradi@reddit
I love the logic in this comment.
_Empty-R_@reddit
Being wanted is addictive to women. Its an insane ego boost. Not just sexual desire. Leads to a lot of things that I take (have taken, lets be honest, I will always be alone post my last relationship) issue with. Being with someone is considerably less exciting, though can sometimes serve a social purpose that also strokes her ego provided her partner is worth showing off/she has acquainted parties not in a relationship/she has acquainted parties that have partners that aren't as good. Still speaks to desire.
Her time found in the Sims was satisfaction of a drive rather than a desire. Much deeper kind of thing. Usually suppressed by women these days. Often discarded and/or hidden in anger as it makes them feel sour about the fact they are wired with a partner drive, and they don't have full control in that instance. Feeds all sorts of behavior, rebellions, and severe counteractions.
MothMonsterMan300@reddit
"anyways I'm single"
Proceeds to demonstrate why he is single
Lol. Christ, dude. I've never met you and I want you out of my house
_Empty-R_@reddit
You have PLENTY of room in your bathroom, I dont know why you're being stingey.
Smurtle1@reddit
wtf you on about? Men crave the EXACT same things.
It’s almost like, maybe, just maybe, ALL LIVING BEINGS CRAVE REPRODUCTION? It’s what we all are wired to want most in life. (But some people just tangle their wires up and choose other more important things to focus on.)
Your incel speak makes no sense. You act like only women crave these things. Men want this shit just as bad, if not more, since we are so much more hardwired to be horny af.
400asa@reddit
That Guy fucks !
No-Section-4385@reddit
she's gonna take your organs anon I leave ASAP.
dilatedpupils98@reddit
Literally the biggest women moment of all time
ISwearImAnonymous@reddit
"I had feelings for you but I didn't want to say anything so I went and got a boyfriend that's supposed to be your replacement and kinda sucks, doesn't get along with my family and is a worse version of you in multiple aspects, but no i don't want to date you rn"
Same energy
No_Oddjob@reddit
Fake: anon got laid Gay: every other facet of the story
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
Editors note: This post was made after they made it possible to have gay sex in the Sims.
Real, straight, and goth-pilled? Or fake, gay, and fantasy-about-my-straight-roomie-pilled? You be the judge.
YoungDiscord@reddit
One day, withiut any warning whatsoever, I would have made a paper sims diamond symbol, wear it on my head one day and start acting like a sim without any explanation responding to her only in simlish
neoqueto@reddit
Fake and gay. Sims 3 never ran on laptops. It was unoptimized as fuck.
Solypsys@reddit
This sounds fake, there's nothing your could see on the Sims in a passing moment that would entail multiple romantic situations; he'd have to watch her play for hours to encounter that. What likely happened is she populated her sim town with people she knows and he happens to be one random character in there. He also probably hooked up with her one time and that is when she realized she is full lesbian. Assuming she is not completely made up.
MothMonsterMan300@reddit
She is
rip-droptire@reddit
Lol this one's real. Exact type of weird shit that IRL women would do
ktsb@reddit
ok just for a moment think about how you were playing gta got a prostitute in the car drove to the pier at maxspeed and then bailed out the car....
my point being if you have ever turned on the telly and some middle-aged woman was blaming video games for causing violence and thought that was BS. well continue to think it. we play games for fun or for escape or for control.
baz4k6z@reddit
Anon forgot to take his meds again didn't he
erlend_nikulausson@reddit
Pill store run out.
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Actually, he did take his meds, and they put him to sleep wherein he had a very vivid dream he's now recounting as if it were reality
CreepHost@reddit
Take my meds
Root_Veggie@reddit
Fake and gay but also what happens in games does not reflect real life
Krapio@reddit
Dude is asking for trouble and will get stung later if he tries to have a real relationship with her.
Brassboar@reddit
CareerLegitimate7662@reddit
Please be fake
MagiksSon@reddit
Anon has made himself, his crush, and her chad bf in the Sims acting out their romantic love life getting them married all the while he lives in their basement and has his own cuck chair.
Women doing stuff like what hes lying about is definitely a thing byt nobody is doing that with a loser who uses 4chan lol
Ssyynnxx@reddit
Anon making shit up again
avagrantthought@reddit
She's planning to kill him in game and anon keeps getting in the way.