Give me an obscure quote from one of your old favorite childhoods TV shows that you can’t get out of your head.
Posted by Lost_Taste_8181@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 634 comments
here one from Webster: “and I’m proud…and that’s cool..to go to Travis Long Elementary School“. I didn’t even really like that fucking show but that line has been burned into my brain for 40+ years now. someone make it stop
Itbealright@reddit
Sit on it!
ExoticToothpaste6989@reddit
Up your nose with a rubber hose
WyoSasquatch@reddit
Up your butt with a coconut
ExoticToothpaste6989@reddit
I, hey that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt No bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing You must be out your mind, man Y'all get paid for doing this? 'Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money 'Cause this don't sound like the kind of I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest Than put something in somebody's butt to be truthful
lillybet3@reddit
Down your ass with a gallon of gas
ExoticToothpaste6989@reddit
in your ear, with a can of beer.
Itbealright@reddit
Yes!
Oiggamed@reddit
Pork chopsh and apply shauce
Life_Temperature2506@reddit
Handleit handleit handleit!
well-it-was-rubbish@reddit
Handle it, Roy; handleit handleit
Life_Temperature2506@reddit
You're old, if you know that one!
well-it-was-rubbish@reddit
I'm 57, plus I happen to be from Atlanta, so I'm very familiar with Carter. 🙂 My daughters have met Jimmy and Rosalynn.
Life_Temperature2506@reddit
Hey, I just realized I met Carter's VP, Mondale. Had to Google it to confirm.
well-it-was-rubbish@reddit
Yes, he was a really nice, kind man.
Life_Temperature2506@reddit
I got you by a couple, from the north, but I loved that show.
Glittering_Word9081@reddit
Carter Country! I thought it was just me!!!
Life_Temperature2506@reddit
It's embedded in my skull!
SincerelyGlib@reddit
You go to bed with your daily dirt?
grelan@reddit
"Tonight's top story: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead."
well-it-was-rubbish@reddit
Or, for the hearing impaired, "OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!!!"
MavBro@reddit
“By the power of grey skull …. “
semper-gourmanda@reddit
7-Zark-7
MNPS1603@reddit
“Some white girl.” Designing Women
Efficient-School7127@reddit
“He’s dead, Jim.” Star Trek
spike451@reddit
Dammit Jim, I’m only a Dr! Or something like that
Kickass76@reddit
I love it when a plan comes together.
Darkroomist@reddit
How do you say “croissant” in French?
ThisSaladTastesWeird@reddit
“You’re gonna be in troubllllllllle!” — Dorothy “Tootie” Ramsay, Facts of Life
Ok_Acanthisitta_2544@reddit
"My wings are like a shield of steel!"
xxMalVeauXxx@reddit
"Take a look, it's in a book..."
snutcat@reddit
On Brady bunch, Marcia gives a dowdy, friend (Molly) a makeover. Once transformed, Molly becomes snotty and dismissive to Marcia saying “it doesn’t matter how I got here, what matters is I’ve arrived”
Extreme-Winter-9739@reddit
I wanna hat! Cop’s gotta hat, I wanna hat!
Longjumping-Air1489@reddit
This is my FAVORITE quote from that show, but you simply must include the next part of the quote.
“Thanks for the lid, Art!”
AnyAtmosphere7149@reddit
So many from that show…
“Alright you two, up against the wall! I’ll have you know, I’ve killed old people before.”
“The Pinedale mall has just been bombed with live turkeys”
“What’s this eyewitness weather, Les? Well, Andy, I open the window and I witness the weather!”
GeddyVedder@reddit
Peg: “Did you miss me Al?”
Al: “With every bullet so far.”
Peg: “Maybe you need a bigger gun.”
Green_Machine_6719@reddit
W/B Kotter Who/What/Where/How/When?????
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
"A bear in it's natural habitat. A Studebaker."
Comfortable_Ask7752@reddit
I LOVE Fozzy!!!
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
Me too! We're apparently the only ones, lol.
Longjumping-Air1489@reddit
Bear left!
Right, frog!
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
Such a good friend.
RedStateKitty@reddit
Chi chi rod re guez (how Les Nessman in wkrp mispronounced Chi chi Rodrigueez)
jdla10@reddit
Chi hua hua
jdla10@reddit
Shello
jdla10@reddit
"Where did this beer come from?"
" Milwaukee."
From One Day at a Time
Extension_Golf_3102@reddit
I’m not proud.
Sheriff_Mills@reddit
I saw these Siamese twin elephants
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
That little asshole through yet?
Sheriff_Mills@reddit
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 She was brilliant! The entire cast lost it 😆😆😆
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
Hell, both Tim Conway and Dick Van Dyke fell off the ends of the sofa laughing.
Sheriff_Mills@reddit
I still laugh whenever I watch it.
revdon@reddit
”I saw it in the window and I just had to have it.”
Sheriff_Mills@reddit
😆👍
ImCaffeinated_Chris@reddit
The dentist sketch is best
Sheriff_Mills@reddit
Always!!!
Purple-Principle-805@reddit
Sock it to me.
Lucky_Guess4079@reddit
“Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for these kids and their dog”! Scooby Doo
WhisperedSoul@reddit
Meddling kids. I fixed it for ya
Longjumping-Air1489@reddit
“Do you understand what I’m saying, Charles?”
MilesFromTx@reddit
And you wanna be my latex salesman.
lastfreerangekid@reddit
So many Seinfeld quotes live rent free in my head.
Longjumping-Air1489@reddit
CAN’T-STANJAAA!!
Kindly_Jellyfish_451@reddit
You’re hung up on a clown from the SIXTIES, man!!
VastFaithlessness999@reddit
But, are they sponge worthy?
ACDCMom@reddit
slowly i turn, step by step, inch by inch.
Papasuon@reddit
I don’t know where we’re going, but we are sure on our way!
Remarkable.
Oh Miss Crabtree….
Embarrassed_Body_777@reddit
"Whatchu tawkin' bout, Willis?"
dogwhispererx3@reddit
Missed by that much.....Get Smart
RiTFWx@reddit
Wonder twins power—-ACTIVATE.
lillybet3@reddit
My twin and I always said that
InternationalMain277@reddit
Screech you can’t elope!
Who you callin a cantaloupe you melon head
One-Veterinarian2380@reddit
Because he's thirsty, dummy!
Old_Fisherman_8979@reddit
Dishes are done, man.
mscrybaby-mo@reddit
Squirrel
It isn't the word so much as how she said it. Natasha on Rocky and Bullwinkle with the Russian accent is the only way I ever hear this word in my head any more.
battlesong1972@reddit
Moose and squirrel
calling_water@reddit
have located moose and squirrel…
battlesong1972@reddit
🤣
216life@reddit
Thank you shoeshine boy, you're humble and loveable
TeaWithMrsNesbitt@reddit
I loved Underdog! I just recently learned that being born “bar sinister” means your parents are not married, so you are a bastard. So, Simon Bar Sinister is basically Simon The Bastard.
DoubleNaught_Spy@reddit
"Well, we didn't want to make a big moulage out of it."
-- Barney Fife, not knowing what "moulage" means
TeaWithMrsNesbitt@reddit
Mine is: “You gotta nip it in the bud, Andy! You gotta nip it!”
nunyabizthewiz@reddit
What you talkin bout Willis?
ThisTimelineSucksAF@reddit
First prize is, you don't have to die! Second prize, a pocket comb.
Dr. Johnny Fever, WKRP in Cincinnati
rbrancher2@reddit
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
Jowlyface@reddit
It’s better to look good than to feel good
NPHighview@reddit
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Jowlyface@reddit
Again?
LorenEiseley11@reddit
Baby tomato gets squished…”Catch Up”!
mostlyharmless55@reddit
“Sometimes having is not nearly so satisfying as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.”
LorenEiseley11@reddit
Ok, Spock!
No_Dragonfly_1894@reddit
Mom always said, don't play ball in the house
daftbutdandy@reddit
verrrrrrry interrestink. but stupid.
Informal_Stress_9953@reddit
You misspelled “shtupit” :)
fastcatdog@reddit
Festus from gunsmoke: ain’t no man so low dug that a woman lower dug couldn’t love.
Puzzled_Priority186@reddit
Great character. "Supposing' I was to go to work and learn how to...to read writin'. Well, how'd I know that the feller that... that wrote the writin' was a writin' the writin' right? Here I might be just a readin' wrong writin', don't ya see?" -Festus Haggen
fastcatdog@reddit
That’s a great one🤣😎👍
PhilL77au@reddit
In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order. But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, As endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the sun and the moon All worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Thought". Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make the world." Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came a stone monkey. The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!
PhilL77au@reddit
This calls for a very special blend of psychology, and extreme violence.
216life@reddit
Mom always said "don't play ball in the house"
meermee7@reddit
My nose!!!
SereneDisquietude13@reddit
Brown eggs get 4¢ less a dozen.
meermee7@reddit
Good one Mrs Olson!
sits_with_cats@reddit
"🎶I love to go swimmin with bow legged women & swim between their legs 🎶" Col Sherman Potter, MASH.
PeanutTimely6846@reddit
"Dddyyyaaaaiiiii heard that!"
You Can't Do That on Television
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
I crushed on Moose.
PeanutTimely6846@reddit
Alister, for me
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me?
PeanutTimely6846@reddit
I thought about putting that one up too.
Medium-Mission5072@reddit
“Ready……..aim…….”
Lonely_Apricot_9441@reddit
“One Adam-12, One Adam-12. See the man…”
Luckyducky1984@reddit
Conjunction Junction whats your function.
Luckyducky1984@reddit
He likes it. Mikey likes it.
BlmgtnIN@reddit
Wocka wocka wocka
No-Meringue2388@reddit
Kermie!
Ok-Bookkeeper-3149@reddit
Great answer
hapster85@reddit
Missed it by that much. 🤏
Migamix@reddit
Would you believe...
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
I find it difficult to believe that that's an obscure quote.
hapster85@reddit
Depends on your age
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
I was setting you up for, "Well, would you believe that it's from a spy show?" or similar.
hapster85@reddit
Doh. Yeah I see that now. 😂
Good try though
dogtroep@reddit
My favorite show when I was little!
brents347@reddit
Wonder twin powers….
No-Meringue2388@reddit
Form of a billy goat!
Form of a bucket of icy water!
Migamix@reddit
Rule 34 sais
Form of bucket of chum. Form of a shark.
Disco strum plays in background
Mouse-Direct@reddit
Activate!
Migamix@reddit
Feldercarb,
I ain't getting on no plane fool.
Almost every line misses sloacome said about her cat.
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
*Felgercarb.
Migamix@reddit
Someone was paying attention, giving a chance for those 2003 People. I need to double check, I think captions had it several ways.
Dillenger69@reddit
"And I'll form the head!"
That never made sense to me until I saw the bunch-of-cars voltron
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
Dairugger 15.
MillenniumTitmouse@reddit
By your command.
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
Speak, Centurion.
W0gg0@reddit
So say we all.
ChrisRiley_42@reddit
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice" - Sidney Freedman (Psychologist) M*A*S*H
Sheriff_Mills@reddit
One of my all time favorite quotes 😁 I loved Dr. Sidney 👍
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
Who doesn't love Sidney?
Hifi-Cat@reddit
Of course you realize this means war.
stretchrun@reddit
Listen to me when I’m learning you something!
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
Boy, I say, boy. Elevator don't go all the way to the top floor.
wayne-on-reddit@reddit
Shuwatch!
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
Sounds like Ultraman taking off.
kilt_inspector@reddit
"Pssssttt... what does the yellow light mean?"
"Slow down."
"What... does... the... yellow... light... mean?"
"Slow down"!
"Whaaaat... dooooeeees... theeeee... yeeeel-looowwww... liiiiight... meeeeaaan?"
-Taxi
spred5@reddit
From the same episode filing out the driver’s license application.
Any narcotic addiction or mental illness?
Jim: That’s a hard choice.
BrilliantAd4857@reddit
My favorite Reverand Jim: " That's when I remembered, I didn't get the vacuum salesman job."
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
My favorite, after Jim eats a coca leaf brownie:
"Poignant, but not overbearing."
Aware_Impression_736@reddit
"I see men risking their lives to avert disaster, total disaster! Now, wake up, Commissioner! If this goes wrong, there won't be anyone to issue a communiqué! There will be no survivors!"
Aggravating-Kick-967@reddit
If I had supervision I wouldn’t be flying around up here. Super Chicken
KellyAnn3106@reddit
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
moon_goddess_420@reddit
Oh my goodness!! Lmao!! The memories!!!
antisocialdecay@reddit
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, you should get away immediately.
Fun_Research_9614@reddit
Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed!
Southern_Zenbrarian@reddit
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
moon_goddess_420@reddit
Every Thanksgiving, the husband quotes this. I think the quote deserves a banner or something for the holiday! 🦃
WarPotential7349@reddit
Not a show, but I "hanker for a hunk-a cheese" frequently.
SereneDisquietude13@reddit
I almost ordered my husband a shirt that says that, but I got him a Land of the Lost one instead.
Limp_Watercress_4602@reddit
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
drglass85@reddit
i have plenty of sweater.
from hey arnold
baditup@reddit
Mekka-lekka-hi, Mekka-hiney-ho
chayton6@reddit
I swear, I thought turkeys could fly!
Sly3n@reddit
Not really an obscure quote. That is one of the most famous Thanksgiving TV episodes to ever air. It’s aired multiple times each Thanksgiving.
cyberpAuLnk@reddit
Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
chek-yo-cookies@reddit
Sledge Hammer! 😀
chayton6@reddit
I raised 3 boys and whenever we would have to gather the wild ones up to go anywhere... "Boys, Saddle up!" I still say it and they're like 25 and 30 😅
MiserabilityWitch@reddit
Goodnight John-boy. Goodnight Maryellen.
EndlessSummer59@reddit
Up ya nose w a rubber hose.
EmilyDava73@reddit
Twice as far with a chocolate bar
3kan3@reddit
In your face with a can of mace!
EmilyDava73@reddit
In your ear with a can of beer!
notabadkid92@reddit
De plane de plane!
notabadkid92@reddit
Nanu Nanu
SarahJaneB17@reddit
"Which Doobie you be?"
What's Happening.
GenXHelicopterCatMom@reddit
I said that earlier today
carisjax@reddit
"Tutu cat of ancient lore, it is time to draw the magic door."
Adventurous_Focus760@reddit
Hey guys!…Oh my nose!!!
run_squid_run@reddit
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
216life@reddit
Awesome!
barcodez1@reddit
I was really too young for it, but my dad and I would watch that show together. I distinctly remember that line. My dad would quote it at me just for the laugh for years. 🙏
WhereItsAt75@reddit
WKRP in Cincinnati! Love that show.
antisocialdecay@reddit
BOOGER!
JetScreamerBaby@reddit
“Three rooms. Thirteen people.”
The_Freyed_Pan@reddit
“I hope a mountain falls on you” - Smurfette
sargent73@reddit
Dynomite!!!
216life@reddit
How much is that gorilla in the window?
Even_Happier@reddit
One for the UK peeps….
“I want to help you Roland” (Grange Hill)
216life@reddit
Here's another: It's the Bucket woman!
Repulsive_Client_325@reddit
Mike: “wait - your father’s name is Sylvester Stabone?”!…
Boner: (shrugs) “who was to know?!”
OAKRAIDER64@reddit
Ahhh jeeezzz Meathead
cinnamongirl73@reddit
I yell “stifle it, Edith” to my kids when they run their mouths. They know it’s from a show. The only reason they want to see the show now is because they saw the pic of “Edith Bunker (Jean Stapleton)” in a pic with Alice Cooper and she looked like a dominatrix! They’re also Rob Reiner movie fans. They’re curious about the show that got him up and running.
I told them to watch it by themselves because it’s ANYTHING but politically correct, and they aren’t going to ruin my childhood memories of that show! 😂😂😂
OAKRAIDER64@reddit
Arch hated everyone equally . But he sure loved his wife.
cinnamongirl73@reddit
Agreed!
beelucyfer@reddit
“Contributions to racial stereotypes are not tax deductible.”
LemonBumblebee@reddit
My glasses! I can’t find my glasses!
Mulva1971@reddit
“We’re just passing time between funerals.”
Kindly_Jellyfish_451@reddit
Hated it!
MomentTarry@reddit
"Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face"
Certain-Singer-9625@reddit
“God’s gonna get you for that, Walter.”
twiggyrox@reddit
Maude!
Nematode_wrangler@reddit
Look up. Waaaaay up.
revdon@reddit
“We Live, from New York, it’s…”
dae_giovanni@reddit
that one is pretty obscure! heh
revdon@reddit
People still ask, “What day does the show tape?”
Marino325@reddit
‘Ay! You! Gimme my gold watch back!’
Puzzled_Priority186@reddit
Tootie!
reverievt@reddit
“Oh! My nose!”
ApprehensiveHair805@reddit
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Certain-Singer-9625@reddit
“At exactly launch plus eight hours…
Navigational system: DESTROY.
Radio transmitter: DESTROY.
Cabin pressure control system: DESTROY.”
ClutchCargo59@reddit
You should strive for l'amour, as we swamis say.
Ok-Fault-3467@reddit
“I heard that…”
Gladi8er@reddit
As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly.
Best_Kangaroo_6740@reddit
Oh, the humanity…
Sorry-Tie3853@reddit
OMG, THIS!!
garbailian@reddit
Mr. Carlson
dodie2599@reddit
Oh yeah, you win!
foozballhead@reddit
'She ate her face'... YEAH RIGHT.
Trike117@reddit
“‘The Wind’ just broke his leg.” - MASH
itgoesineasy@reddit
“Why do we always come here? I guess we’ll never know. It’s like a kind of torture to have to watch this show.”
Sufficient-Ad1396@reddit
Hey kids, what time is it?
Sufficient-Ad1396@reddit
HEY KIDS, WHAT TIME IS IT?
OAKRAIDER64@reddit
I'm a picking, and I'm a grinning
azchocolatelover@reddit
Wow. That brought back instant memories! 😆
BoliverTShagnasty@reddit
In Oklahoma we called Hee Haw a documentary
azchocolatelover@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2quila@reddit
TMNT That was definitely an E ticket ride!
Watching with my youngster...
The turtles were on a wild out of control mine shaft rail car. When it came to end.. One of the turtle's said "That was definitely an E ticket ride!" I caught it but most people 'children' watching it at the time would not have caught the Disneland 'E ticket' reference.
PufferFishInTheFryer@reddit
What you talking about, Willis?
Did I do that?
Not a show but a movie. I use it all the time, “You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means”
Hands_Of_Serenity78@reddit
Yes to all 3 of these! Heard them in each distinct voice, too 😂
edorhas@reddit
"Up your nose with a rubber hose"
BoliverTShagnasty@reddit
Wayyy back to Welcome Back Kotter days…
FinvaraSidhe@reddit
Wonder twin powers, activate!
krebstorm@reddit
Form of... An owl...... shape of a waterfall
BoliverTShagnasty@reddit
We would always come up with ridiculous combos: form of… a beer keg. Shape of… a crescent wrench
barcodez1@reddit
“Quit calling me a cantaloupe, you melon head!”
In response to Zack telling Screech he can’t elope in Saved By the Bell. It was a stupid line in a mildly amusing show. But I still chuckle every time it pops in my head over the last 30-odd years.
QueenMumof4@reddit
yes, this one !
123fofisix@reddit
Your a** is grass and I'm the lawnmower.
lastfreerangekid@reddit
I eat little turds like you for breakfast
barcodez1@reddit
You eat turds for breakfast?
SlutForDownVotes@reddit
"Ready... Aim..."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! Stop the execution!"
"What is it this time?"
Reasonable-Coconut15@reddit
Yesssss.
Baaaahh, what do you think is IN the burgers?
barcodez1@reddit
Barf: You know how they call them ‘hamburgers’ but they’re not made out of ham?
Kids: …
eat_a_burrito@reddit
Sit ubu sit. Good dog.
OAKRAIDER64@reddit
I thought it boo boo
reachers_toothbrush@reddit
eat_a_burrito@reddit
Good tv from back then
TobylovesPam@reddit
"woof!"
Substantial-Chip-102@reddit
Marsha, Marsha Marsha
Truckerlightning@reddit
Omgosh this! There is a pharmacy tech at my local pickup. The spelling is different but pronounced the same. She says she gets this all the time.
bluenoser613@reddit
Mana Mana
Dizzy_Dear@reddit
"What're we going to do tonight, Brain?"
I don't think it's obscure, but some may.
IRNotMonkeyIRMan@reddit
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
"I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants in our size?"
IRNotMonkeyIRMan@reddit
"I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?"
Dizzy_Dear@reddit
I loved those too. The one about Pippi Longstockin 🤣 🤣 🤣
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
Right!
strippersandcocaine@reddit
Tonight, we’re going to take over THE WORLD
mad_dog1985@reddit
no problem
CobblerMoney9605@reddit
Hey Rockie!
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
spred5@reddit
That trick never works
CobblerMoney9605@reddit
Nuthin up my sleeve...
Presto!
battlesong1972@reddit
Again Bullwinkle?
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
"So I grabbed a can of water marked G-A-S..."
Automatic-Record7385@reddit
"Hear me now. Believe me later."
oatmeal-jones@reddit
The Charmings (I think)
Neighbor: would you like to borrow my electric hedge clippers?
Prince Charming (trimming hedges with sword): no thanks, I don’t have electric hedges!
Apparently dad jokes owned me as a 6 year old.
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
"Fiddlesticks!" "The F word!"
OkieDragonSlayer@reddit
"I love it when a plan comes together "
spred5@reddit
I should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque.
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
Pronounced Albukoykee, of course.
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
"Patience, grasshopper."
stinkyswife@reddit
We don't do duvets
Swing your pants
Noone hugs a mudskipper
Acrobatic_Ocelot_461@reddit
"Up your nose, with a rubber hose".
VastFaithlessness999@reddit
Signed, Epstein's mother
lastfreerangekid@reddit
Ayyyyyyyy
3kan3@reddit
Fifty dollars and time served!
AdNo6784@reddit
But I'm feeling much better now.
3kan3@reddit
I loved John Astin in that role!!
BenignAtrocities@reddit
Night court!
HodorNC@reddit
I love it when a plan comes together.
OAKRAIDER64@reddit
Doo ddooo Doo do Doo dooo
OAKRAIDER64@reddit
ward weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?
Peacefulwarrior9163@reddit
'Wotthehell mehitabel!' MIL used to exclaim this - apparently it's from an old comic strip, about a cat who thinks she is a reincarnated cleopatra. But anyway it's fun to say.
Horror_Spell1741@reddit
Cartwright, party of four!
Nairbfs79@reddit
"Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?"
Fragrant-Courage9960@reddit
Heeeeeeeere’s Johnnny!
PandaBinah@reddit
Nanu nanu
BrilliantAd4857@reddit
Emily: "Go back to sleep, Bob."
Bob: "Good night, Emily." Emily: "What do you mean, 'beautiful blonde'?!"
Bob: "Go to sleep, Emily......You know, you really should wear more sweaters."
NOGOODGASHOLE@reddit
"Hey, and let's be careful out there."
HPLoveBux@reddit
Chuckles?
blueboatmich66@reddit
“Lighten up, Francis” is used by my husband and I all the time. I don’t think our kids know where it comes from.
BrilliantAd4857@reddit
I use it all the time, no one around me has a clue....sad
blueboatmich66@reddit
Stripes
feelingbutter@reddit
“No Gnews is Good Gnews with Gary Gnu.”
BrilliantAd4857@reddit
If it's news, it's news to Les Nesman
PerceptionSimilar213@reddit
A container of milk, a loaf of bread, and a stick of butter
Reasonable-Coconut15@reddit
I cannot believe I had to scroll so far for this one. It pretty much plays on repeat in my head when Im at the store.
W0gg0@reddit
While you’re at the market, could you pick up some pork chops and applesauce?
JaneFairfaxCult@reddit
Loaf of bread is first tho!
PerceptionSimilar213@reddit
Yeah I think so too now that I think about it
ericamutton@reddit
Haha! And I always thought it was a loaf of bread, a carton of milk and a stick of butter.
PerceptionSimilar213@reddit
You could be right actually
drew_almighty21@reddit
I say this often! So glad to see it here
Stefgrep66@reddit
Are you now or have you ever been a practising homosexual
What with these feet!
Reasonable-Coconut15@reddit
The delivery of that first line is goddamn epic.
gottabkdngme@reddit
That's not herb tea, that's Herb!
Reasonable-Coconut15@reddit
I can hear that whole scene in my head.
2_Bagel_Dog@reddit
Night Court!!!!!!
Stroker-Strong420@reddit
Some has got it and some ain’t.
FarCry5372@reddit
Dont do the crime if you cant do the time, dont do it....dont dont dont dont do it
Dont go to bed with a price on your head dont do it....dont dont dont dont do it
rem1473@reddit
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
PragmaticMe80085@reddit
Boing ! Time for bed said Zebedee.
MaximumJones@reddit
Who loves ya baby?
Reasonable-Profile84@reddit
https://youtu.be/PMt7C3COiVM?si=2mDB-ZKsIxEFiwmA
Mouse-Direct@reddit
Fun fact, he was Tori Spelling’s godfather.
buttfirstcoffee@reddit
Hey you guys!!! Does that count?
7Swords47Sisters@reddit
I swear there was an episode of He-Man where called a villainess "little miss cornpone".
Have never been able to confirm this.
TheBaldEd@reddit
According to imdb, Juggernaut says it in X-men the Unstoppable Juggernaut
7Swords47Sisters@reddit
This would explain a lot!
Serious-Mongoose-387@reddit
there aren’t very many episodes. you could probably find out pretty quick.
LongGame2020@reddit
You got it, dude!
Tampadarlyn@reddit
I know noth-ink!
rivenshire@reddit
Yes!
rivenshire@reddit
Surprise, surprise, happy birthday Bud!
ScabieBaby@reddit
In What's Happening when Raj is interviewing The Doobie Brothers and he asks "Which Doobie you be?" I think of this every time one of their songs comes on.
Cps12345@reddit
Hey HEY Hey!
Five_String_Serenade@reddit
I still remember Rerun dropping the tape recorder out of his pants. Twas very dramatic.
ScabieBaby@reddit
Yeah the tape was ruined because of the snacks in his pockets! It's crazy how much I think about that episode.
Five_String_Serenade@reddit
And they got a stern talking-to from the Doobie Brothers.
Lost_Taste_8181@reddit (OP)
I be Roger Thomas
Early_Afternoon9260@reddit
“Kiss my grits!”
OR
“Helloooooo!”
Tampadarlyn@reddit
When pigs fly!
revdon@reddit
”You rang?”
revdon@reddit
”Yowza, yowza, yowza!”
Baxtir@reddit
Homey don't play that!
jdresche@reddit
"Hello, Charlie?" Whenever I'm on speakerphone.
Due_Bumblebee6061@reddit
Come along! You belong! Feel the fizz of coo coo cola!!
Salt-Strategy3903@reddit
man that one line hits way too hard fr its stuck
sweetsourpie@reddit
"Up your nose with a rubber hose " - Welcome Back Kotter
itimedout@reddit
“Pork chops…and applesauce”. Brady Bunch anybody?
NYCphilliesBlunt@reddit
Mom always said, “Don’t play ball in the house.”
nirrinirra@reddit
Weezy!!
PizzaWhole9323@reddit
...I'm so scared!
MeowMeowCollyer@reddit
Ai-ee-git blah.
PrincessGingercakes@reddit
“I’ve eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish. I can only make love if I’m smothered in onions.”
M*A*S*H
Cinnem@reddit
"What choo talkin bout Willis?" From Different Strokes.
Ginger630@reddit
I came here to say this too
Krakenzmama@reddit
Noonie noonie noonie noonie noonie
HistoricalTowel1127@reddit
I’m Sam Donaldson
divi_augustii@reddit
Lovie!! Where's... my... teddy?!?
Quirky_Might_8780@reddit
“I want my $2!”
MarkDPivet5150@reddit
That boy is as sharp as a sack full of wet mice...
BrendonWahlberg@reddit
No thanks….trying to cut down!
JaneFairfaxCult@reddit
Hudson Brothers!!! No one in my life remembers this!
Optimal-Account8126@reddit
Fun fact: Bill Hudson and Goldie Hawn were married from 1976-1980. Their two children are Oliver Hudson and Kate Hudson.
BrendonWahlberg@reddit
Razzle Dazzle!
redwbl@reddit
“I once adopted out of a 2 story window. My mom had to pay for it”
“What your head?”
“No, the whole in the sidewalk”
Amoverandashaker@reddit
What? That makes no sense.
Adopted out of a 2 story window?
r2killawat@reddit
No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnew.
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
This led me for many years to believe that the G in gnu was not silent.
Open_Confidence_9349@reddit
Well, I learned something gnew today.
Will1732@reddit
This came on right when it was time to leave for third grade, so this quote fills me with both a little excitement and mild anxiety.
Exciting_Border_9831@reddit
"Drat, drat, and double drat!"
evilkitty1974@reddit
"Put it on a plate, son - it'll taste better..."
KazulsPrincess@reddit
My brother and I used to yell "I'm not nuts, I'm condiments, I've been promoted!" at each other. No one else seems to remember Murdoch saying that in an episode of The A Team.
evilkitty1974@reddit
Murdoch!!! 💖
evilkitty1974@reddit
"This yr we're gonna be Popular - even if it kills us!"
Kinda prescient from Sarah Jessica Parker lol
simsjunkiegamer@reddit
"Ohnee Way..."
"Its one way Barney! Look out!!"
EstablishmentOk5478@reddit
“Hey you guys!!!!!!”
Glass-Gold-2940@reddit
I hanker for a hunk of cheese
Langwidere17@reddit
A slab, a slice, a chunka
Glass-Gold-2940@reddit
Mecka lecka hi mecka hiney ho
tez_zer55@reddit
And my other brother Darryl...
Significant-Sign414@reddit
Love this one!
Significant-Sign414@reddit
What’chu talkin’ bout, Willis?
Syncopated_arpeggio@reddit
Is that obscure?
Significant-Sign414@reddit
I guess it’s not obscure to us, but it is obscure to the generations after us. My kids and grandkids and students have no clue what I’m talking about when I say this.
ImGumbyDamnIt@reddit
Pluck your magic twanger, Froggy!
HOT__BOT@reddit
A hanker for a hunka cheese
ImCaffeinated_Chris@reddit
Yahoo!
muddybunnyhugger@reddit
Smarter than a speeding bullet... able to leap capital T in a single bound...
BrendonWahlberg@reddit
It’s a word, it’s a plan…
ImCaffeinated_Chris@reddit
It's letterman!
Anon_user666@reddit
A one, a two, a three. CRUNCH!
omfgwhatever@reddit
The world will never know
EasyHangover@reddit
Kenny, give daddy the woobie.
EmilyDava73@reddit
This is child abuse!
Syncopated_arpeggio@reddit
You had to do it…
ericamutton@reddit
"Henry, I'm getting boobs!" Pinky Brewster
"Oh sure, blame the guy in the dress." ALF
When you're rolling out the dough, just be sure to roll it slow. If you roll the dough too quick, bibibabka make you sick." Perfect Strangers
EmilyDava73@reddit
The bibibabka song plays in my head EVERY TIME I pick up my rolling pin!! If you smile at what you bake, bibibabka turn out swell
W0gg0@reddit
Exit, stage left.
JuliusSeizuresalad@reddit
What do you want DJ!
Or
It’s just me and my ganja
Truckerlightning@reddit
“Rikki-tikki-tikki-tchk!” from Rikki tikki tavi
Fresh-Anteater-5933@reddit
I want some… traaash bags!
bebopgamer@reddit
Deeeeeeep cut, Howlin Mad channeling McGiver
Mordred_Morgauth@reddit
You crawl under people's houses, you hear things.
AcademicChicken8334@reddit
Look THAT up in your Funk & Wagnall's.
OneRedSent@reddit
"You want me to get that?"
"If you don't mind."
Soap
Glittering_Word9081@reddit
Bidi-bidi-bidi mmmBuck.
crone_Andre3000@reddit
Hey hey hey
OptimusWang@reddit
I use Hey Hey Hey when I join work calls all the time! It’s a great way to find my people by seeing if anybody snorts their drink out of their nose.
crone_Andre3000@reddit
That show was so good. The Doobie Brothers episode is something I think about at least once a month.
No_Parking_4195@reddit
Are you talking about "What's Happening?" because my mind went to "Fat Albert."
crone_Andre3000@reddit
What's Happening...and Rog said "which doobie do you be? classic.
Tigress_Solaris@reddit
Repeat after me: owa. Tagoo. Siam.
beezeebeehazcatz@reddit
Owa. Tagoo. Siam.
Tigress_Solaris@reddit
cuntofmontecrisco@reddit
Hey hey hey...
HLAW8S@reddit
Possum in a gum bush!
CoxswainYarmouth@reddit
You cantankerous cold- hearted clump
Formal_Plum_2285@reddit
“The cosby show was taped in front of a studio audience” & “Sit BooBoo, sit. Good dog. Woof”
trxxxtr@reddit
The dogs name was Ubu. A real dog that belonged to the producer of those shows.
Candleforce-9728@reddit
As in Pere Ubu.
trxxxtr@reddit
Apparently as in Ubu Roi, a French absurdist play.
Candleforce-9728@reddit
That’s where the band name also comes from!
trxxxtr@reddit
I see! Guess I'm about to get into some weird 19th century theater.
Ok-Stand-7416@reddit
Pork chops and apple sauce.
Mom always said don’t play ball in the house
arrasonline@reddit
Oh mighty Isis.
Geetee52@reddit
When Bernie Mac addresses us all… “America…“
More_Law6245@reddit
Smarter than the average bear hey Boo Boo! The worse thing about it is that I hear Yogi Bear's voice when I think of it. This is something that has lived rent free in my brain for many many many years.
JRBowen9@reddit
BEEPBEEP ZIP TANG!
Velcro-Karma-1207@reddit
You're like school in the summertime!... No class!
Expensive-Vanilla-16@reddit
Mikey likes it.
Exact-Pause7977@reddit
“We can rebuild him. We have the technology…”
No_Parking_4195@reddit
Remember when 6 million dollars seemed like an infinite amount of money?
BrilliantAd4857@reddit
Bdbdbdbdbdb what the f**k Buck.
stretchrun@reddit
I said I said I said a listen to me boy when I’m learning ya something.
BrilliantAd4857@reddit
I'm a chicken hawk
TobylovesPam@reddit
My fellow Canadian genxers remember this one.. "Don't you stuff it in your face, Don't you stuff it in your face.. "
EndlessSummer59@reddit
Hey Meathead.........🤣
VeeLund@reddit
I chose a bad day to quit smoking
thedorkening@reddit
Don’t ever touch my hand when I’m going for my gun…. Or I left my bazooka in the trunk. - Sledge Hammer
Ok-Number8636@reddit
"Oncce a man. Oncce a maaann..."
HOT__BOT@reddit
I say this to my kids all the time. No context.
Prairie_walker@reddit
What a country!
astral_rainbow@reddit
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, PRIVATE PYLE!?
stannc00@reddit
Full Metal Jacket: The TV Show?
GentleJesusDaNite@reddit
“Baloney and cereal”
Grand_Taste_8737@reddit
Breaker One, Breaker One, I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb!
Justin_Aten@reddit
Cuff em and stuff em, coo coo coo!
MsCattatude@reddit
Not the Mama!
ChrisRiley_42@reddit
Needs the clang from the pot to the head ;)
ChrystineDreams@reddit
"Mathman! Mathman! Mathman!"
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
The following story you are about to see is a fib. But it's short.
CornmealGravy@reddit
Up your nose with a rubber hose
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
And twice as far with a chocolate bar.
DogsAreOurFriends@reddit
Ancient Chinese secret, huh? (Not really a show)
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!
Dakota5176@reddit
Was ring around the collar defeated? It doesn't seem to be a problem any more!
False_Donkey_498@reddit
It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.
JarobRo@reddit
Norm!
antisocialdecay@reddit
Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose? Yep. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
Care for a beer, Mr. Peterson?
It's a bit early, isn't it?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions.
skoltroll@reddit
Push the button, Frank
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
No, I want my money back!
Sinistermarmalade@reddit
Lucky I wore my thick socks
mostexcellent001@reddit
"Porkchopsh and applesaush"
Snapcrackleburp@reddit
Heeeeeyyyyy Yoouuuuuuu Guuuuuuys!
Recycledineffigy@reddit
SELF-CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS
BoopTheCoop@reddit
I will never forget what scuba stands for because of this.
broken_pencil_lead@reddit
Same!
BoopTheCoop@reddit
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
Eureecka@reddit
“We need another Timmy!”
\~ dinosaurs
Dry-Ad-2197@reddit
What choo talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?
killgrinch@reddit
Oooo-kay!
338wildcat@reddit
Food... in the bathroom?
Pearly_Sweetcake25@reddit
🎶Zoom, Box 350, Boston Mass., 02134 🎵
elkram3@reddit
Ward, don't you think you're being a little bit hard on the Beaver?
Dry-Character-6331@reddit
"You're a party pooper. Or a pooter parpy." - Frank Burns, MASH
Former-Crazy-9224@reddit
“A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter” pronounced butta!
Five_String_Serenade@reddit
Brush your teeth, round and round, circles small, gums and all…
sagerizzie@reddit
A small soft toothbrush the round and round way will keep your gums healthy and stop toothbrush decay... this song lives in my head rent free.
Dependent-Muffin9972@reddit
I seriously hear that subconsciously every time I brush my teeth
Five_String_Serenade@reddit
Another commercial I’d see during Captain Kangaroo:
Mr. Yuk is mean, Mr. Yuk is green.
yinzerbhoy@reddit
Jammin’ on the one.
You know, what people say at a party.
Tasty_Plantain5948@reddit
J-j-j jamin on the one
spaceace1988@reddit
Pork chops and applesauce
Tasty_Plantain5948@reddit
Pork chopsh and appleshaush
Solid_Association_49@reddit
Heeeeeeey alistair
SamiNurb@reddit
“I pity the fool…”
SharonCoxPurpleFox@reddit
It’s Mr. Noodle’s brother Mr. Noodle!
SharonCoxPurpleFox@reddit
Atalanta run, try to catch the sun
dogtroep@reddit
🎶Don’t drown your food!! 🎶
—one of those Saturday morning PSAs
cupcakebean@reddit
I hanker for a hunka. A nice big slice, a chunka.
BatCorrect4320@reddit
In mayo or ketchup or goo - YUCK!
ku_78@reddit
This must be a billee-yard
CannaBeeKatie@reddit
Mecka licky high mecka hiney ho
MikeW226@reddit
"Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?!"
Konorlc@reddit
My wife and I say this to each other all the time.
minimal_spaces@reddit
Damn, Gina.
SugarMag1976@reddit
Albania! Albania! You border on the Adriatic! Can't remember the rest. RIP, Coach (Cheers).
vistaculo@reddit
You’re land is mostly mountainous and your chief export is chrome
yinzerbhoy@reddit
Wool, I thought?
Accomplished-Age-482@reddit
Not from my childhood, but laying on the couch while the kids watched toons:
I mowed the shag carpeting, but it grew back!
NetwerkErrer@reddit
A song "what we have here is failure to communicate..." Well, a sample actually :)
r2killawat@reddit
Cool Hand Luke
NotoldyetMaggot@reddit
GnR Civil War also.
r2killawat@reddit
True but also not a kids show or very obscure
beezeebeehazcatz@reddit
Nine. Nine. Nine. That crazy number nine. It’s perfectly consistent. It works out every time.
MrPrimalNumber@reddit
“Oh what a tangled web we weave, eh Juan?”
I would bet money I’m the only person that remembers this.
SignificanceDue1561@reddit
No gnews is good gnews with gary gnu.
BoopTheCoop@reddit
I still associate calling 911 with Webster. “911… #911!!!”
Will1732@reddit
“…and then you bet on the team with the fanciest helmets.”
scubagirl1091@reddit
Skin it.
Syyklops@reddit
HEY YOU GUYS!
Carnies12@reddit
"Hands up who likes me?!"
jcostello50@reddit
It's the big one. I'm coming for you Elizabeth
jimonlimon@reddit
Judge Banks in Fresh Prince did a copy of this Sanford bit.
owmybotheyes@reddit
Donna Martin Graduates!
Lram78@reddit
Due-Mirror-8316@reddit
I wouldn’t do that Davey
New_Confusion_6219@reddit
I automatically read this in Goliath’s voice
CheckeredVansGenxGuy@reddit
“I’m not handicapped, I’m handy capable!”
r2killawat@reddit
Different Strokes
threesunrises@reddit
Oh my nose!
SmashEmWithAPhone@reddit
Something suddenly came up!
Yikesish@reddit
Not so obscure: I love it when a plan comes together.
therealdocturner@reddit
"Oh boy."
Maleficent-Adagio150@reddit
I used to call that show “Sam and Al”
hxgmmgxh@reddit
The other kids called me “shoe-booty@ ‘cause I had one shoe and one boot.
monyxx@reddit
Tooty-fruity, here comes shoe-booty
hxgmmgxh@reddit
Yes! Thank you.
Lopsided_Panic_1148@reddit
Sit on it and spin, Potsie!
0biswan@reddit
I just bet we should've turned left at Albuquerque
Lopsided_Panic_1148@reddit
I knew I shoulda taken that left toyne at Albuh-koi-kee.
KurtStation68@reddit
Kiss My Grits!
Lopsided_Panic_1148@reddit
Greee-its!
crone_Andre3000@reddit
I still say shazbot...I am surprised that doesn't get more play.
Think-Football-2918@reddit
I texted "Mork, calling Orson" to a friend the other day.
TifCreatesAgain@reddit
Porkchops and applesauce!
Lopsided_Panic_1148@reddit
I say this line every now and then. Pork chops, and apple shaushe.
Confusion-Advanced@reddit
My husband and I still say this whenever we have pork chops.
Timely-Tourist4109@reddit
It’s not a quote. Just a sound. You can hear it straight outta this picture.
Lopsided_Panic_1148@reddit
Whooeeeoooweeeeooooo Hello, Michael.
Plane_Sport_3465@reddit
Not sure if you're familiar with the song "I-E-A-I-A-O" by System Of A Down, but the guitar solo kicks in with the Knight Rider theme.
Timely-Tourist4109@reddit
Hell yeah. Still rock Soad when I’m driving too
mrhenrywinter@reddit
Bnnt bnnt bnnt
String17@reddit
HEY WILLY!!!
wanderingmonster@reddit
"Neither a lender, nor a borrower be! Do not forget: stay out of debt."
Mouse-Direct@reddit
That gets stuck in my head constantly. Plot twist: I’m an English prof, so the source material comes up *often*.
Columbia_Guy001@reddit
Gilligan's Island?
Mouse-Direct@reddit
“A vague disclaimer is no one‘s friend.“
Fulghn@reddit
Around here, we brush our teeth with Scotch.
choctaw529@reddit
Gee Davey. I don't know.
Dont_Care_Meh@reddit
"I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal!"
HarveyMushman72@reddit
I want some trash bags! I want some trash bags!
CornStrategy@reddit
“I ain’t got no time to make no ashtrays.” It’s a triple negative, so B. A. Baracus did indeed have time to make ashtrays at a community center. Wish I could find the episode.
Meerkat212@reddit
I love it when a plan comes together.
Scrotchety@reddit
'Nick Soapdish?' Sounds a little....... MADE UP
walter_grimsley@reddit
WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK. WOULD YOU LIKE TO….REPRODUCE -K.A.R.R.
Adventurous-Fee-8158@reddit
Dynamite!!!!!
workswithpipe@reddit
Y’all excuse, I got to go chill the kool-aid.
brents347@reddit
I believe that it is spelled Dyn-O-mite!
Adventurous-Fee-8158@reddit
I know it autocorrected, lol. Good Times…
modest_irish_goddess@reddit
Gurgle, gurgle, time to pay ya water bill, Doc.
captainwineglasshand@reddit
Bring me hot coffee!
Growing pains, Ben was a fan of some jackass. Coffee was s girl, and he wanted her HOT
Absotivly_Posolutly@reddit
“Nothin’ up my sleeve….. Presto!”
killgrinch@reddit
And now here's something we hope you'll really like.
modest_irish_goddess@reddit
I say both of these quotes about every other day!
Alert-Yam-6610@reddit
Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
jfrankparnell85@reddit
"You bubble-headed booby!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpGSaSGD-VE
evility@reddit
Damn, damn, damn
And
How's life in the fast lane, Norm?
Don't know, can't find the on ramp.
Teacherforlife21@reddit
That first one hits hard!
Ok-Till-5285@reddit
You can do it Duffy Moon!!! from some old after-school special
Teacherforlife21@reddit
I love it when a plan comes together.
JaguarNeat8547@reddit
"It is not a gang, it is a *club!" Said in a thick Hispanic accent. Not really sure what TV show it's from -- Happy Days, maybe? -- but it's stuck with me and for whatever reason comes in handy often.
FingerDemon500@reddit
SNL sketch
JaguarNeat8547@reddit
Yes! Thank you.
FingerDemon500@reddit
Now you’re ready to drive up and down the boulevard, all day and all night, in big cars low to the ground…
rosmaniac@reddit
Transmute!
Square-Section-8418@reddit
Always 5 acting as one. Dedicated. Inseparable. Invincible!
RawAsparagus@reddit
Driver, why are we stopped here? This isn't the Howard Johnson's.
killgrinch@reddit
"You dropped your phony dog poo." "What phony dog poo?"
ThePythiaofApollo@reddit
I made a raft out of dead monkeys
vistaculo@reddit
Uh, a honky, could you spell that?
Y T
Think-Football-2918@reddit
There's an old episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Andy is about to play guitar along with the Darling family (who were played by the actual bluegrass band, the Dillards).
Andy asks what key they're in, and Briscoe Darling (played by Denver Pyle) says," Just jump in where you can, and hang on."
evility@reddit
Awww, that one always makes me cry!
typicalamericanbasta@reddit
"I promise you this, that, and the other thing!!". The crowd goes wild- Gilligans Island. I say it to my kids sometimes but they have no idea.
I also brought up that I don't mind being a Spacely sprocket or Cogswell cog these days. A few understood that one.
rosmaniac@reddit
'dis, dat, and duh udder ding..'
Robru469@reddit
No roger, no rerun ,no rent
monyxx@reddit
Turkey!
owmybotheyes@reddit
I actually got a custom T-shirt with this on it and like 1 out of every 10,000 people get the reference. Still one of my favorite shows of all time.
monyxx@reddit
Self contained underwater breathing apparatus…Magellan.
Elendril333@reddit
"I'm a tree, I can bend."
9 to 5
rhionaeschna@reddit
The Hercules cartoon theme song and "Herc! Herc!" are basically antique brainworms at this point
Ribeye_steak_1987@reddit
I can fix this. My dad’s a TV repairman.
Think-Football-2918@reddit
That was my skull. I'm so wasted!
Unready-Player-1@reddit
"That was too close for comfort." "It was too close for Penfold and all!"
iwantmy-2dollars@reddit
Punky Power!
rrrrrrez@reddit
“Rocket Fuel malt liquor… DAAAAAMN!”
FeloniusThunk@reddit
Baby if you’ve ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me.
doromr@reddit
Time for the pig report.
Sweetness_Bears_34@reddit
It’s time for more music and less Nessman
FeloniusThunk@reddit
Not obscure but also: as god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
MrDuck5446@reddit
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle
indie_web@reddit
You'll be back. You'll be back crawling on your hands and knees like my mother was.
upv395@reddit
Rhut-row Rhaggy. (Spelling questionable 🤪)
jamfoj37@reddit
Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?
Ribeye_steak_1987@reddit
😂😂😂
WhereItsAt75@reddit
Ain't got time for the jibba jabba!
CynfullyDelicious@reddit
Becky…. Cut…. The Cheese.
WhereItsAt75@reddit
Roseanne. Funny episode.
Thirty_Helens_Agree@reddit
Hey, hey, hey, HEY! What is going ON here?!
Throttlechopper@reddit
Caliopebookworm@reddit
"But here, cleverly disguised as a bomb… is a bomb." Bullwinkle
jfrankparnell85@reddit
Rocky: Bullwinkle, do you know what an A-Bomb is?
Bullwinkle: Sure, a bomb is what some people call our show.
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny.
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently.
AryuOcay@reddit
It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.
Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd@reddit
Norm!
Away-Specific5361@reddit
We’re not at war with Canada. Wait, are we?
From Family Ties
anyoutlookuser@reddit
Did I do that? Or Whatchu Talkin bout Willis.
Hour_Mastodon_204@reddit
You big dummy!!
pasafa@reddit
No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu
cagirlinoh@reddit
Whack a doo whack a doo whack a doo!!
nrith@reddit
“Weave it wone in the DOG house”
Apparently I said this a lot as a toddler, but my parents have never been able to figure out where I heard it.
GoinMinoan@reddit
I swear to God, I thought turkeys could fly.
Twizt1Up@reddit
"as God as my witness"
Icdayiichyt@reddit
First name “Mister”. Second name that period. Last name… “T”.
Also from the same episode “Bucket O Robin”.
baked_bliss@reddit
Sit on it.
sand-castle-virtues@reddit
“Pork chops and applesauce”
ToodleButt@reddit
"We need another Timmy"
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
WhiskeyDeltaBravo1@reddit
https://i.redd.it/707bidl2kkyg1.gif
seansand@reddit
"This time for sure!"
retroafric@reddit
Skipper: “You know, money can’t buy you happiness, Mr. Howell…!”
Mr. Howell: “Oh, no…? It’s kept ME smiling for years…!”
F-Cloud@reddit
"I'll have you flogged!" ~ some villain in a Johnny Quest episode. I still repeat that phrase all the time and it's nearing 50 years later.
Odd-Knee8711@reddit
“Oh, go rotate your crops!”
DangerBird-@reddit
I don’t know.
AryuOcay@reddit
Release the slime!
slade797@reddit
“I hate the British!”
Mikethemechanic00@reddit
Who’s the man with a itchy gun?
lightnerd96@reddit
Uh-ohhhhh
Hib3rnian@reddit
Would you like a jelly baby?
ZipperJJ@reddit
I can't see Michael J. Fox without thinking "Al-ex Keaton, he's so cuuuuuuute!" (Alex's tagline from when he had a radio show)
Short_Tailor@reddit
"No matter where you go, there you are." I will not add citations because you people will know.
therealfozziebear@reddit
R.I.P Rawhide.
Express_Towel47@reddit
I want to see how the KNICKS are doing. This NICK nack is NICKED! Alex P Keaton was so mean.
ImaginaryAd6339@reddit
'I will bend like a reed in the wind' for whenever I'm doing something like dueling to the death with Sting
Limiting this to cartoons smells like Al
boringlesbian@reddit
“Kill da wabbit” 🎶