ULPT : ATTACK the heart before it attacks you .
Posted by Dryfunction1205@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Eat all that fried and oily food. Assert dominance. Make it know who is the real boss.
RunInRunOn@reddit
What if I want to turn my heart into a trustworthy ally instead?
Dryfunction1205@reddit (OP)
Yes. But how do u know he won't backstab you
HateMeetings@reddit
I’m all for humor and dark is fine, but Kinda tasteless to cross post in r/heartattack
Ok-Discount-4981@reddit
If you are homeless buy a home
Someoneman@reddit
I thought this was /r/DarkestDungeon.
Moistcowparts69@reddit
r/HorribleLPT
smtgcleverhere@reddit
Unethical Death Pro Tip
dealmaster1221@reddit
What will you do living so long, die a little.
Remote_Micro_Enema@reddit
Sniff fructose, shoot cholesterol and smoke triglycerides
BluBeams@reddit
The joke's on you bud...I don't have a heart.
Conscious-Leg8404@reddit
Yeah, I have an ex fiancé who is trying desperately to kill himself with inactivity, fried food and his nicotine vape at 50 mg. Yes, you heard me right
Jesters8652@reddit
The heart is just another muscle you need to train to failure
jarrucho@reddit
Literally
Artesso@reddit
Was gonna ask if your okay but then I remembered the world we live in
Fuck it deep fry the oily foods
Grellous8@reddit
/r/shittylifeprotips is that way >>>>>>
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
/r/CrazyIdeas
godonganja@reddit
Slow suicide.
mendelec@reddit
And don't forget the liver! The liver is evil and must be punished!
nailgardener@reddit
Let that first heart attack know there will be no repeat
pnw_sunny@reddit
damn right - i snack on sticks of butter dipped in nutella
Freakwilly@reddit
I deepfry my butter sticks
Rancisv2@reddit
Never skip the myocardium day!