Mayonnaise as salad dressing in an asian restaurant.

Should I call Gordon?

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I don’t think there’s anything that could make me eat that.

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I'm dry heaving right now

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Free trip to the ER.

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Mmmmm. Food poisoning.

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Something else is dressing that salad.... WTF is that puddle?

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Sink water

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Wtf is that salad swimming in? That green puddle looks a lot more concerning than the mayo.

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I wonder if they were supposed to make a dressing with a mayo and vinegar base but failed to mix the two.

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this is definitely an asian restaurant in a middle of nowhere white people town

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Bullseye.

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Wow that looks really gross

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Dude this plate is like all the worst possible things to be steaming in a styrofoam container at room temperature

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Look at the bottom right of the container...

It's SWIMMING in there 🤢🤢🤢

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Jail