ULPT: How to make a cheater’s life miserable?
Posted by quinoon@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 27 comments
For context, my best friend’s partner of 6+ years dumped them out of nowhere. The signs of cheating are very glaring, and we recently moved out of the house we all rented together.
Now, I’m beyond angry. This person has no decency, and treated me like garbage for the 7 years I had known them. They pretended to be my friend only to talk shit behind my back.
I have their email, phone number, address, and place of work. I will not be posting them here publicly. How can I make their life absolute hell? I want your worst. I want them miserable.
I don’t want anything like “be the bigger person”. We tried that, and the treatment got worse. Something more drastic needs to happen.
If applicable, I also have access to their usernames on:
- Tiktok
- Roblox
As for things already done:
- Scientology
- Insurance quotes
- Car dealerships
Its_noon_somewhere@reddit
Roblox? How young are they? Thought that was a little kids online game
Wuzcity@reddit
Fuck their dad.
PizzaSlingr@reddit
Know their address? Post “yard sale Saturday at 630am, moving overseas, all has to go!” in Craigslist or wherever you can.
Fun_Intention9846@reddit
Look 90% of what the Sub says is gonna be based on access to their personal space so can you get access to their car to fuck it up with piss discs?
Do you have their info? Can you take out credit apps for them?
Make a profile for them on a dating app and be very clear in the profile that you’re looking for other math users to convince you to meet up.
Put them on the Scientology mailing list. Do what you Gotta do to put this in the past because you still thinking about them means they win. So do what you need to to get them out of your head and try to move forward.
Intrepid_Respond_694@reddit
What's a pissdisc
tobias47reaper@reddit
This sub has really gone downhill.
Lydian66@reddit
I’m massively disappointed.
DuckyDoodleDandy@reddit
Frozen urine
Intrepid_Respond_694@reddit
Your supposed to do what with it
Lydian66@reddit
Get a plate , I prefer a pie plate but any shallow concave plate should
Be fine ,the pee is then frozen on said plate , remove and use immediately, or keep in ziplock freezer bag until you get to the destination. Keep frozen en route too , good luck
DuckyDoodleDandy@reddit
Place it somewhere that it will stink and cause annoyance. Under their front door, on a corner of the carpet, etc.
soggymittens@reddit
Pwincess_Summah@reddit
If you can find their wirh a Window cracked powdered milk
bionicallyironic@reddit
They also need some quotes for transporting their car across the country and there’s this county in Washington state that sends alerts for everything
If you can still get into your rental house and the ex is still living there, shrimp in the curtain rods, air vents, etc. Spray their sofa/favorite chair with milk so it stinks as it rots. Roll a potato under the sofa or tv stand and that’s going to smell bad, too. Does it get hot where you live? If so, Jolly Ranchers and American cheese on the windshield. Trick is to suck on the candy a bit to help it stick to the window, then let the sun do its work. Won’t melt all the way, but should stick to the glass pretty hard.
Can you set up dating profiles for him and make it sound on the up and up till you realize it’s red flag city? For ex: “I just love protecting a woman, you know? I’m going to make sure nothing ever happens to you, because I’ll have you carry air tags so I can find you in an instant if you’re in trouble. I’m also great at weeding out the friends and family who are bad for you or giving you a hard time. I’ll have your friend list in tip top shape before you know it. I work in nutrition, too, so I’ll have you in the best shape of your life whether you like it or not, lol.”
Pwincess_Summah@reddit
Don't suck on the candy bc DNA use water Instead. Don't leave DNA at a crime scene
ctjanjic1@reddit
Yes, might as well. But also, can you imagine that call to the police? “Hello, I’m going to need you to send over your forensics team. Someone melted hard candy onto my car, and there might be DNA on it which will help you catch the perp.”
bionicallyironic@reddit
Good call.
Pwincess_Summah@reddit
.mosquito bait in the front yard
Deflated_Penguin_TX@reddit
Go to the store and find magazines with the cards for subscriptions inside them. Take all the cards you can find. Sign them up for ALL the magazine subscriptions. It’s free to sign up and they bill them later.
Pictures of old pregnancy tests and use AI to generate a child photo of about three years old that somewhat look like them (only works with men). Send Anonymously.
Post around his area of living and work, missing person photos of him with his number as the contact if spotted or seen.
List his car for sale on online with his contact info for inquires.
Sign up for free baby stuff samples. His address.
Use their email to sign up for “more information” on sexual disease websites.
If you ever have access, legally, to their home, take the red koolaid powder with you. Sprinkle it in all the carpets. It’s white/clear to start. Anytime water gets spilt or they walk in the house with wet shoes from the rain, that stuff turns blood red and stains everything. Could be days, weeks, or maybe even months after the sprinkling..
Pwincess_Summah@reddit
May I suggest adding milk powder to the air vents? As ut gets damp it starts to smell
Structured_Spiraling@reddit
Missing posters is epic.
melquiades_is_alive@reddit
but harmless
thenightshifters@reddit
Put their number on Craigslist m4m
EntertainmentBig8636@reddit
Pissdisks4life
Suomipm@reddit
If you have their Venmo information, go to a public restroom and write something like "will pay $ for disgusting pictures of 💩" and include their # and venmo info (which oddly makes people think it's legit).
I mean, it has nothing to do with cheating but I doubt they'll be happy with all of the pics from different numbers showing how someone destroyed the gas station men's room.
Mysterious-Moose-431@reddit
Move on with your life and be happy with someone else is best revenge. Why give them any more attention? That’s what they want.
Popular-Drummer-7989@reddit
Post CHEATER signs with his face around by where he works, lives, shops and his gym. Get your steps in and it's a win win.