Anon’s time has come

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jazerlu@reddit

This some bs lol. I fall asleep on people all the time without a word cuz im just exhausted all the time lol.

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kieran81@reddit

Yeah, this entire comments section makes me feel bad. I always call my BF goodnight but almost always forget my good morning text because I can barely think when i'm getting up

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Duche778@reddit

Why bother writing good morning and stuff to someone? I never did this unless the texting was directly in the evening/morning

Like, I can understand why people say that in person, but does it make sense in text?

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sSarpente@reddit

lol I get it 😭 sometimes you’re just so tired your body decides for you and there’s no warning system at all

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YourLocalSnitch@reddit

Oh yeah? You fall asleep on plenty of people huh? Point proven.

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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit

I don’t even know what to expect from relationships at this point, i just assume the worst whenever i get into one to save myself from constant disappointment or sadness.

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I used to do this as a guy, (its really falling asleep accidentally i swear) (atleast for me it was) because this girl would talk to me till 4am everyday if id let her. I think people who see this happening usually okly talk to shitty people or actually stay up way to late, girls arent talking and fucking chad every single minute they arent talking to your chud ass!! Fix that self esteem before dating someone

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Duche778@reddit

Redditor can't help but mention "chud" in a completely unrelated situation lol

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thr33beggars@reddit

Is the joke that anon’s girlfriend was having sex with other men and then lied by saying “sorry I fell asleep” in the morning?

Because if so, that’s a little hypocritical as anon is also having sex with several men, usually at the same time.

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Fire_tempest890@reddit

Joke is that if they don't bother to say goodnight they're losing interest in you

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Duche778@reddit

don't bother to say goodnight

Uuum, I (a guy) almost always didn't bother and didn't think it was bad...

I only wrote goodnight if we texted in the evening just before I actually went to bed. Am I autistic?

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thr33beggars@reddit

Well that’s not gay at all. That’s just sad.

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Markkk01@reddit

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫 Always has been

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Cuck_Boy@reddit

Always will be

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echit2112@reddit

Am i too autistic to understand this one

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Coopsolex@reddit

The meme is about girls who like you will say goodnight etc but when she starts to lose interest she just goes to sleep without saying gn and in the morning goes sorry I fell asleep

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Duche778@reddit

Do people really say "goodnight" in chat all the time?

I usually just ended the conversation with something like "Okay, I have to go, It was nice talking to you", not counting the evening chats just before I go to bed

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WatIsLasagne@reddit

That's an alright case scenario. Usually they don't go to sleep tho, they just text other dudes or do whatever else

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RandumbStoner@reddit

or do whatever else

She could be Batman, Gotham isn't going to save itself.

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echit2112@reddit

i never considered that batman may be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

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SpaceBug176@reddit

Mf he's called BatMAN, of course he's a man! If he was a woman, he'd be named Batwoman.

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TheVoicesSayHi@reddit

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Limp-Temperature1783@reddit

It's man as in mankind, which means that women are men too. Women were never real from the start.

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WatIsLasagne@reddit

Hell yeah, she could tell me tho, I'll gladly be her Robin

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EddieHeadshot@reddit

Get railed

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

Usually they just stop texting

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Coopsolex@reddit

Sure, they might. But I have witnessed girls needing to sleep at some point in their life, so will eventually go to sleep after talking to you, at which point they won't say goodnight if they've lost interest

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Secure_Narwhal4045@reddit

Reasonable take, lets downvote it!

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Coopsolex@reddit

TIL women sleep

All they do is fuck other guys when they aren't directly messaging you

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WatIsLasagne@reddit

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OW_FUCK@reddit

It goes both ways though; men do this too

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darkcomet222@reddit

Women don’t sleep, they stalk the night in search of prey and blood…or maybe that’s vampires.

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Unkn0wnTh2nd3r@reddit

do you think female vampires drink each other's period blood during their periods?

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-Mister-Hyde@reddit

Depending on the type of vampire they might not get periods anymore

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TESTlCLE@reddit

If a vampire tried to go full trans would their genitalia just go back to the way it was pre-surgery?

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Coopsolex@reddit

Same difference really

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XLNBot@reddit

Let people just fall asleep without saying anything

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halpfulhinderance@reddit

I started playing online DnD with a group during Covid. I was so goddamn bored by them all arguing over what to do while doing nothing one night (for hours) that I pretended to be asleep until they ended the session. It took them another hour before they even noticed I wasn’t talking

I used to hang out with such painfully boring people tbh

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TheMediocreZack@reddit

Or maybe they were so eager for the conversation they tried to stay up and feel asleep unintentionally.

That's what it seemed like when I was flirting over text/tinder. Then again, I was up hella late all the time back then, so it probably was hard to stay up with me.

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LordJanas@reddit

Lol this is probably it but this isn't how I read it.

I interpreted it that you get to an age where people start having naps and then oversleep and end up being late to something you're meeting them at and so you get "sorry i fell asleep" messages.

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Sleazehound@reddit

Lmfaooo yeah maybe when you’re 85 years old

No, its them cbf to reply or doing other shit and not caring to text back

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Coopsolex@reddit

Yeah there's defo situations where someone did fall asleep quicker than expected or just forgot to say goodnight. But yea that's not what the meme is about as far as I'm aware

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