People you don’t trust immediately based off of one item clothing?

I remember telling my boss, dude - it’s August, it’s been 100 degrees for 50 straight days and you wear that thermal vest every day.. if you pay attention you see it all over, I’m like: either you are following what you think is a trend for rich white folk or you are visiting us from the sun.

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crazymagnetoff@reddit

Shirts with too many words and more than three fonts

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PahzTakesPhotos@reddit

Mine isn't so many fonts, but a lot of words.

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

I haven’t been to Hot Topic in 25 years

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Ihadsumthin4this@reddit

Remember Jason Sudeikis saying to Emma Roberts, "Stay out of Hot Topic!"???

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Significant-Love6129@reddit

My favorite shirt to this day says "I will put you in the trunk and help people look for you, don't test me" and honestly the days I wear it, it 100% becomes a warning label so yanno... At your own risk and all that

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FzzyCatz@reddit

Guys who put sunglasses on the backs of their heads when not wearing them. Deduct more points if the guy is also wearing a baseball cap.

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Flat_6_Theory@reddit

Sunglasses perched atop the bill of a ball cap. Extra distrust for sunglasses facing backward on the back of head/cap.

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

What about dangling off a thin 14k gold chain?

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Flat_6_Theory@reddit

Monocle or horn rimmed?

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Ray_The_Engineer@reddit

You folks have a lot of hangups. I've learned that my "pre-opinions" about people are nearly always wrong.

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slade797@reddit

based on*

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CheckIntelligent7828@reddit

Men in denim shorts. Double if you have stringy long hair. Uggh.

Just writing about it has given me the ick.

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flyingmooset@reddit

Stone Island…

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uncivil_society@reddit

Cutoff denim vest with a 'White Lion' bigass band patch sewn on the back.

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YellowOnline@reddit

Anything with padding. Boobs, crotch, butt, but most of all shoulders.

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punkdrummer22@reddit

Ankle socks? Really? Thats weird

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JimC29@reddit

I was thinking the same thing. Why would you wear full socks in the summer?

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

Not in my crew 👀

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MissSmkNmirrors@reddit

Oversized basketball shorts

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

^sagging

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MissSmkNmirrors@reddit

With a massive white T-shirt and mesh tank

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

They’ll never show how did they are on the inside

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Low_Shop8561@reddit

Ed Hardy shirt

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

Who?

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Low_Shop8561@reddit

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Ill_Community567@reddit

Khakis.

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

“I live on an Avacado chicken ranch.”

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escargotini@reddit

When you see a guy in a Tool shirt, it's because he is one

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

LOL, for real. People that think “and fucking,” is a syllable in a sentence

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rmas1974@reddit

I think ankle socks are OK as part of a sports clothes outfit. My big no no is wearing sports clothes, especially a tracksuit when one is not exercising. The height of bad taste to me but the younger generations seem to think differently.

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

You’ve never been to England

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rmas1974@reddit

I am English and in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

You probably wear a tie 4 days a week

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wrenchedups@reddit

Yoga pants on dudes.

But they’re darn comfortable.

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

Don’t. Leave. House.

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StressMysterious7530@reddit

Poofy winter vest thing. Make sense pls.

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

Nobody’s seen that Seinfeld episode?

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StressMysterious7530@reddit

Nope. Haven't seen it. Won't see it.

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NotVeryGoodAtGO@reddit

White sunglasses

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

Only Vaurnet

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In-all-multiverses@reddit

Anything that reeks. If the stench makes my eyes cross, I can't trust your sense of smell!

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clintfrisco@reddit

Ironed jeans

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

Thats called Mormon Relaxed Fit

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Perle1234@reddit

Yeah that’s not someone I would associate with either lol.

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RedSparrow1971@reddit

Ummm, besides the white hood reboot that comes in red? A giant belt buckle or an open carry firearm. (Yes, I live in one of *those* places)

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troisarbres@reddit

Does that include ankle socks with pom-poms on the back?

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

TF!?

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troisarbres@reddit

They were all the rage!

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

Truck nuts are bad enough

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troisarbres@reddit

Thank you for that... I just Googled truck nuts!

But pom-pom socks have only one pom per sock. I guess it would be like one nut per truck.

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troisarbres@reddit

Another pick just for you... these photos are from the internet and not my personal collection.

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Significant-Love6129@reddit

Your lack of ankle socks in this Atlanta summer weather will have the same effect bc clearly, you don't have the neurodivergent sensory issue that would make anything you say even remotely interesting.

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BillMaleficent9400@reddit (OP)

I’ve “hiked” Stone Mountain in June in crew socks and Vans soo…

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chud17@reddit

I was accused by my HS band members for having sex at Stone Mountain. I wish! To be fair, I did get a hand job on the tour bus as we left, but that’s not the same, right?!

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