Anon tells a story
Posted by PitcchPerfect@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 24 comments
Posted by PitcchPerfect@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 24 comments
Thegreen9@reddit
I don't see what's gay about it, the world is getting better.
SuperArppis@reddit
Wait, where was the dark ugly twist?!
intbah@reddit
real and straight, i hope
Lazarous86@reddit
I thought for sure the staring contest was going to go on much longer than anyone was comfortable with.
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Anon was then molested by both his parents idk
latedescent@reddit
Someone with more writing skill than me can prob turn this into a tale of cuckery
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Anon is forced to sit in a nearby chair while a couple is enticed into foreplay.
The brother would go on to use his natural charisma to get girls, while Anon can do nothing but frogpost about being a passenger in his own childhood.
nabbersauce@reddit
Bedtime stories with Anon
Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit
Dad then said he had left his wallet in the car and would be right back. That was the last time he ever saw his dad or the Wagon Queen Family Truckster.
Caperplays@reddit
Wow a feel good post. I needed this
--Markus@reddit
I don't get it, where's the racism?
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
It was inside us all along.
Rabbitzai@reddit
Maybe real racism is the friends we made along the way
Modred_the_Mystic@reddit
The real racism are the [redacted] we [redacted] along the way
OvercastqT@reddit
why you think the parents were angry?
Moralposering@reddit
Why do you think they started laughing?
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Here I am
Minute_Engineer2355@reddit
Where's all the fake and the gay?
beegproblemzzz@reddit
Fake- anon has a happy family
Gay-anons gay dads stared lustfully into each other's eyes
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Elaborate psyop. I don’t know what exactly it consists of and for what purpose it was thrown in, but it’s better to be on the safe side.
Severe_Fishing_2193@reddit
i wish my family was like this. their loveless marriage will probably progress into a life marriage soon
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
If it makes you feel any better their mom and dad could also be trapped in a loveless marriage and they're laughing in a 'fuck I give up im stuck with you aren't i' way.
EntryLevelOne@reddit
I can't read this, it doesn't even have any gay thoughts
UFCLulu@reddit
Real and wholesome
Anon is still gay though and wishes he had a big gay man to stare at