So I’m talking to a younger colleague today about my sore back that I constantly have. It’s noticeable, walk with a very slight limp from sore hip and back. He says - looks like you’re hurting today… you know that type of conversation. I tell him it’s my own fault- lack of proper nutrition, lack of working out ( even though I have an active job). I work hard and earn my beer at the send of a day. Body aches.
So thinking of our conversation tonight and get down and start doing my leg stretches like docs been telling me for the past few years.
I’m laying there stretching and feel my ass. It’s bone! Nothing there.
I’m a guy who was the typically jock in school, FB, BB and ran track. I had quads like gods. I was voted best butt in the yearbook. Now there is nothing there. Nothing. I had to put another notch in my belt to cinch it tighter because my slack were sagging. I can’t sit on a chair or bleacher without a seat cushion.
What happened….thats rhetorical dumbasses.

Now get off my lawn? Am I there? Fuck!