Why don’t Beavis and Butthead ever drive?

Posted by Damien12341@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 32 comments

It was confirmed in the episode where they work for the Amazon Warehouse that they do have a car. Why don’t they ever go on road trips or drive for Uber?

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Federal_Variation566@reddit

Another cash machine ripe for the picking.

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GKDRAGONSLAYER@reddit

They always forget to bring the car to get the gas 🤣

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JackRabbit_1969@reddit

They drive in one of the old men episodes. The one where they get married I think. But they don't drive often because gas costs money and they're drunk 24/7.

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butt-head drives once in the episode where they get married. at the same time, this episode can also provide one reason why they don't drive: their licenses were suspended for getting too many parking tickets.

other reasons i suspect they never drive is bc they're drunk 24/7 and are tired of getting DUIs, and butt-head has his scooter to get him around lol

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Fit-Top-8203@reddit

I always wondered how they ever got a driver’s license since they can’t really read.

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SetLow800@reddit

Don't they drive a car in Do the Universe? I may be misremembering

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SunGreen24@reddit

They went to drivers ed in high school too.

“This is your brain. This is your brain on the street. Any questions?”

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Dense-Particular3090@reddit

I loved when that one student left the class after Coach Buzzcut warned them about the graphic video

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ArkansasDood@reddit

They’re not old enough to

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IngsWarrior_@reddit

Because they keep forgetting to bring the car when they go to get gas.

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TheBrokenMando@reddit

Beavis drove bumper cars once. He got stuck in a corner, everyone was kicking his ass. Even that little girl huh huh.

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Male_strom@reddit

Buttheaf drove a tractor out of, then back into a pool of cement

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Junkhead187@reddit

I'm out..... I'm back.

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Original-Split5085@reddit

As far as Uber goes, can you imagine either of those two figuring out the Uber driver's app or how to pick up the correct person? And what if they got a hot girl, or even better a hot drunk girl in the car? Hey, I think I just wrote the premise to an episode!

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SteveBennettski@reddit

Nobody mentioned the Steamroller in the episode "Steamroller" yet so I am mentioning it.

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Mister_Chameleon@reddit

They did once drive a 1959 car of some kind after washing it

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Damien12341@reddit (OP)

Gotcha, what episode was that?

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Damien12341@reddit (OP)

What episode? I just remember them walking to the gas station and forgetting the car in the Amazon warehouse episode but they aren’t actually seen driving.

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