anonymous and normal people

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BBWArchitect@reddit

Still crazy they believe they can fool their all knowing God by killing a chicken.

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I kinda see their logic in some sense: God is perfect => his words are perfect => any loophole found in his word are intended since it is already "perfect" => those loopholes are perfectly intended to be found and exploited. Still, it leaves an extremely bad taste in my mouth how they always value the "word" of the law over the actual "spirit" of the law. No wonder Pharisees got so butthurt over Jesus calling them hypocrites.

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outland_king@reddit

Which would be true if the laws of God weren't translated by humans into text, thereby nullifying the purity of God's perfection.

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CyberiaCalling@reddit

=> Out of love God creates almost perfect things. => Thinks slightly more imperfect things deserve to exist too despite their imperfections and creates those as well => Gives instructions to imperfect things on how to be happy and do well => Instructions have to be in an imperfect language since these beings are imperfect => They use the inherent imperfections of language to reference your instructions and to justify deliberately doing the opposite of what you said to do => They suffer and bad things happen => god.wtf

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pocketgravel@reddit

The fact that they get smited every time and add new rules to loophole is hilarious to me

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2swoll4u@reddit

I mean they don’t really use loopholes to get out of things. If anything they add more rules for no reason. Like it says don’t cook meat in its mother’s milk, but they go so far as to not mix them and then also wait between eating them too.

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centurion762@reddit

Or by hanging a wire around their neighborhood.

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FeelsMan@reddit

They also have that ridiculous 'kosher switch' to use electricity and shit when they aren't really supposed to. So fucking asinine.

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outland_king@reddit

You know hes a real jew when his immediate defense is to claim genocide against the entirety of the Jewish state, when someone asked about his personal actions.

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ZyklonFart@reddit

The funny thing is that half of these larping clowns are Ukrainians, Russians or Polish.

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TypicalMootis@reddit

To the point that they think it's fine to trick God with bullshit technicalities

Honestly, every religion is guilty of this

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BrocoliAssassin@reddit

one of the many reasons why all these religions are dumb yet these people act as if they hold some divine wisdom cause they believe a man created earth.

God created this entire universe but in their minds they think if they just switch words around God is defeated. If anything , it should show just how moronic their God is and maybe,just maybe he's not God and he's just another bullshitter.

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Nighthawk700@reddit

Yup. Thou shalt not kill, pretty explicit, yet we have thousands of years of killing in the name of God. Jews might have funnier workarounds but pretending this is a Jewish thing is regarded.

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Acceptable-Ad-4197@reddit

Ye but tons of jewish loopholes are on the mundane, I cant think of mundane christian loopholes

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yourstruly912@reddit

That's partly because they have a lot of extremely silly laws made to deal with specific situations in an iron age society

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lutzow@reddit

Didn't have catholics a thingbwhere everything that lives in the water is considered fish because fish was allowed during fasting times? So beaver was fish and perfectly edible

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TypicalMootis@reddit

Anal sex to stay being a virgin

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VoodooLoveDr@reddit

lol you realize this is a myth right? You really think virgin christian chicks are going straight to butt stuff lmao 🤣

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Nighthawk700@reddit

Yes. They are. Sounds like you missed the boat

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

Regardless of how true or prevalent these stories are, the point is that the logic is not defended by Christian theologians. It's some isolated idiots making up a loophole. That's not the same as Rabbis constructing a theological basis for elevators without buttons or something.

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kojimbob@reddit

Islamic banking is like this. Islam forbids usury so they just call it "return on investment" instead of interest, even though it works the same way.

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NissinSeafoodCup@reddit

They also have a loophole on mortgage. Instead of mortgaging the house “in a haram way”, islamic bank will buy the property you want, then let you “rent” it by paying monthly fee. When the accumulate “rent” exceeding the value that the bank bought it for, they will sign the house over to you.

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BrocoliAssassin@reddit

I just started reading Henry Fords famous book.

It's insane how so far everything he says in the book is 100% true and still hasn't changed.

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