One of my coworkers’ lunch

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DiligentUsual301@reddit

I’m more interested in the shoe to leg ratio on display.

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dildo_schwaginz@reddit

Yes officer, that comment right there

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throwawaybottlecaps@reddit

Slimey cauliflower and peanut M&Ms just like mom used to make

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mcoash@reddit

I stared at those stalks for so long. Still not even sure that's what they are

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Loud_Competition5752@reddit

Why all in one bowl? There has to be a reason. Please

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anuncommontruth@reddit

I worked with a girl once who sat at her desk and squrited globs of ranch in palm of her hand and licked it off. She did this all day, going through sometimes a whole bottle of ranch.

People are just really, really weird about food sometimes.

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Omg! I witnessed something similar, and now I wonder if it’s the child I saw, grown up!! At a restaurant when I was a pre-teen with my parents a family across from us had ordered their food, and had gotten their appetizers & salads. The mom asked the waitress for a BOWL of ranch dressing. When said bowl arrived at their table, she hands it to her daughter, and she picks up her spoon and starts eating the ranch like it’s a bowl of cereal!!! Spoonfuls of ranch dressing to the gullet. 🤢 I still get nauseous every time I think about it. I like ranch, but that could never be me.

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oetjen15@reddit

Idk why but I think this would straight up cause me to speak to HR cuz that’s just nasty

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anuncommontruth@reddit

It was revolting.

I don't remember what exactly happened because I left for another team, but everyone complained and our manager went to HR. HR said we're allowed to eat at our desks and she cleaned up after herself so there wasn't anything they could do.

Outside of this she was pretty normal. I had a theory it was some sort of eating disorder because she was very skinny and well put together.

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2bags12kuai@reddit

HR was lazy. I’m sure in the handbook it states that employees must represent the company in a fitting manner and not be a distraction to others. Squirting sauce directly into your palm and slurping it off for sure violates both of these.

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