One of my coworkers’ lunch
Posted by SimonHeron@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 41 comments
She let me have one of her M&Ms. It only had a little bbq sauce on it, lol
Posted by SimonHeron@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 41 comments
She let me have one of her M&Ms. It only had a little bbq sauce on it, lol
DiligentUsual301@reddit
I’m more interested in the shoe to leg ratio on display.
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
That calf would roast up real nice
dildo_schwaginz@reddit
Yes officer, that comment right there
DiligentUsual301@reddit
Veal
Few_Buddy_6491@reddit
The real concerns
throwawaybottlecaps@reddit
Slimey cauliflower and peanut M&Ms just like mom used to make
mcoash@reddit
I stared at those stalks for so long. Still not even sure that's what they are
Loud_Competition5752@reddit
Why all in one bowl? There has to be a reason. Please
Alarmed_Term_7770@reddit
It's a salad.
cormega@reddit
Most likely convenience
anuncommontruth@reddit
I worked with a girl once who sat at her desk and squrited globs of ranch in palm of her hand and licked it off. She did this all day, going through sometimes a whole bottle of ranch.
People are just really, really weird about food sometimes.
Holly_golightlee@reddit
Omg! I witnessed something similar, and now I wonder if it’s the child I saw, grown up!! At a restaurant when I was a pre-teen with my parents a family across from us had ordered their food, and had gotten their appetizers & salads. The mom asked the waitress for a BOWL of ranch dressing. When said bowl arrived at their table, she hands it to her daughter, and she picks up her spoon and starts eating the ranch like it’s a bowl of cereal!!! Spoonfuls of ranch dressing to the gullet. 🤢 I still get nauseous every time I think about it. I like ranch, but that could never be me.
oetjen15@reddit
Idk why but I think this would straight up cause me to speak to HR cuz that’s just nasty
anuncommontruth@reddit
It was revolting.
I don't remember what exactly happened because I left for another team, but everyone complained and our manager went to HR. HR said we're allowed to eat at our desks and she cleaned up after herself so there wasn't anything they could do.
Outside of this she was pretty normal. I had a theory it was some sort of eating disorder because she was very skinny and well put together.
2bags12kuai@reddit
HR was lazy. I’m sure in the handbook it states that employees must represent the company in a fitting manner and not be a distraction to others. Squirting sauce directly into your palm and slurping it off for sure violates both of these.
pepcorn@reddit
She couldn't just drink it through a straw. Ugh.
Mundane-Security-454@reddit
Insanity.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
freakmeout123@reddit
how are you planning to eat that
baddieideas@reddit
What the actual fuck
neonvivecs@reddit
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving ass meal
BlueBlooper@reddit
From what I gather: that is microwaved mozzarella cheede, peanut butter, peanut m&ms, and a chunk of whole wheat loaf bread
Whtusrnm@reddit
I think your team is infiltrated by a toddler!
Majestic-Incident@reddit
Snoopy Thanksgiving type meal
spike2pt0@reddit
This wouldn’t bother me so much if the M&Ms were in a separate dish or in the packaging still.
EntrySure1350@reddit
Is this how one gets cankles?
RogueBagel_@reddit
Why did you take the m&m 😔
PowerPleb2000@reddit
This is not normal
colieoliepolie@reddit
Hahahah I’ve definitely had lunches like this I love this.
ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit
Shocked that that bowl is being held by very meaty hands. /s
TooLazy4AName@reddit
Deconstructed King's Hand
JoeMamma_94@reddit
Disgusting
MadamVoid@reddit
Girl lunch
a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit
what's that bread-looking thing? and is the white stuff cauliflower? 🥴
SimonHeron@reddit (OP)
It’s a roll and yes, boiled cauliflower. My work gives us free food, but it’s very cafeteria quality
Pleasant-Tangelo1786@reddit
When’s the baby due?
Description_Friendly@reddit
If only I could have a dinner roll dyed red and blue from some loose BBQ flavored pocket m&ms, then lightly soggied from cauliflower water.
JerryMau5@reddit
Is that white stuff cauliflower? If so why is it so slimy?
Mundane-Security-454@reddit
Some people just won't be satisfied until they get type II diabetes.
BoredasUsual88@reddit
Is your co-worker a kid??
SimonHeron@reddit (OP)
Only at heart