Walter and The Dude go to Ralphs to acquire a "receptacle" for Donny. Do you think Walter carefully saved the coffee from the container, or just dumped it out?
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WorldNintendo@reddit
I'm drinking my coffee
Bigspotdaddy@reddit
This is a family restaurant, sir.
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
I’m carefully saving my coffee.
Chapaquidich@reddit
GODDAMNIT!
skonthebass24@reddit
He put it in the Ralphs plastic shopping bag, not a ziplock or anything.
Negative-Wrap95@reddit
Probably tied it shut so he could dump it into the can he has at work.
No_Brain_5164@reddit
I've never been more certain of anything in my life
Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit
This is what happens, Larry. Your rich fucks. This whole fuckin thing.
chipz-n-gravy@reddit
Enjoying my coffee
ChefGaykwon@reddit
I see NO FUCKING REASON that he would waste perfectly good coffee grounds.
RedPhule@reddit
Just because he's bereaved doesn't make him a sap!
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
kapn_morgan@reddit
you son OF A BITCH!!!
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
I was hoping we had some crossover love here.
The full skit kills me. If you remember these commercials (like the Pepsi Challenge), they were people WOWED by the reveal!
Farley and SNL twisted it so perfectly. Farley is like, "you... son of a bitch... you did WHAT to my coffee?!"
Like he's not having that Santa shit... lol, I'm dying here is the skit:
Colombian Decaffeinated Coffee Crystals
Griegz@reddit
The skit is genius. The narration. The slow contortion of his facial features as realization strikes him. The threatened backhand.
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
Then the one word answer "Angry!" and no expounded explanation from the journalist.
For a long time, I thought it was pulled from one of the writers seeing a Swedish documentary.
Cut me some slack, I was like 10 or 11.
Red9Mayonnaise@reddit
The Whites Dude! Filters!
buriednglass@reddit
They arent schmucks just out wasting coffee before they can finish it.
YwTv367v@reddit
“He drank his coffee, read through all the newspapers… and then came the conversations with friends — or the solitary dreams.” Thedor Herzl, “Altneuland” (“Old New Land”).
torch9t9@reddit
I'm sure Ralph's gave them a bag....
CandyPale4464@reddit
Probably repurposed the baggie that Larry’s homework was in.
BendAppropriate614@reddit
I fucking hate Larry. Fucking brat.
CandyPale4464@reddit
You’re entering a world of pain, son.
YoureALebowski@reddit
Flunking social studies.
jayhof52@reddit
Is this your receptacle, Larry?
borisdidnothingwrong@reddit
This is what you get, Larry, when you roast your Folgers in the alps!
jazzhandpanda@reddit
Bulk of the bean(sies)
jayhof52@reddit
Hardly a light roast.
False-Storm-5794@reddit
He probably dumped it out in the parking lot and the wind picked it up blowing it all over The Dude's beard!
whirlydad@reddit
He put it in the plastic bag he got at checkout. The real question is whether he put it back in the can after dumping Donny.
Anxious-Price3806@reddit
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected wasting coffee
BallzBologna@reddit
I bet they found one that was already empty, and free.
CaptainBloodface12@reddit
I could see it either way. He could casually dump it out the window while Dude's driving, or into another container. It would have to be subtle while some crazy conversation and shouting is happening so you don't really notice until the third time you watch. Maybe he pours it into an In and Out Burger cup he finds in the back seat.
say_it_aint_slow@reddit
You didn't he would just roll out naked did you?
I_only_post_here@reddit
In the extended directors cut they show him also buying ziplock bags to dump the grounds into.
Mysterious-Street966@reddit
Probably wrote Ralph’s a cheque for $2.13…😂😂😂
randomthoughts7685@reddit
Wait, what? There’s an extended directors cut.?!?!
LaughingPlanet@reddit
Just because we follow Dudeism doesn't make us saps!
thefeckcampaign@reddit
Don’t get me too excited here.
2wheelsThx@reddit
I_only_post_here@reddit
that would be such a Walter thing to do, right?
diacachimba@reddit
So we're watching the compromised second draft?!
BoogerSmoke@reddit
New shit has come to light!
tobyvanderbeek@reddit
Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps.
OliverKitsch@reddit
Seeing how Walter enjoys his coffee, he probably saved it
MarkItZeroDonnie@reddit
Nah … Walter doesn’t let shit get in the way of his plans . It’s in the parking lot
Huge_Marketing4897@reddit
He probably tried to empty it just as a strong wind kicked up, blowing it all right in the Dude's face.
Chapaquidich@reddit
As soon as a plan gets too complex everything can go wrong.
sorriso_pontual@reddit
He had buddies who died face-down in the muck, so that you and I could enjoy it!
CatLightyear@reddit
Dude! The coffee is not the issue here!
Cracknoreos@reddit
He snorted it. Just like in Nam.
Fuckern-shitern@reddit
I’m not leaving!
CowPrestigious8447@reddit
You didn't think he was rolling out here naked, did you?
ExcelsiorUnltd@reddit
I remember Folger’s coffee having a white lid. The blue lid always stood out to me
sozh@reddit (OP)
the plot thickens...
TenRingRedux@reddit
He put it in the ringer. With the whites.
cw99x@reddit
The coffee grounds are not the issue man… the lid was blue. Coffee historians have roundly rejected the idea that Folgers cans of that era had blue lids, they had clear lids. Maxwell House had blue lids, am I wrong?
2wheelsThx@reddit
So, what you're saying is they bought Folgers and Maxwell House, tossed one of them to keep the other, then mixed-up the lids?
cw99x@reddit
What I’m saying… what I’m trying to instill is… ah fuck it, let’s go bowling. 🎳
YoureALebowski@reddit
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
Spadizzly@reddit
What are you, a fucking coffee historian?
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
No, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole!
cw99x@reddit
Jumpy_Affect8889@reddit
I’ve always wondered about the blue lid
Dudeist-Priest@reddit
Probably came in a bag. Not much effort to save
Ozzie889@reddit
Enjoying my coffee.
Kevelle68@reddit
Probably dumped it right in the coffee aisle.
Rossncohen1953@reddit
Dumped it out
No-Muscle1283@reddit
Gonna finish my coffee
Jayman44Spc@reddit
Hopefully he used Dude’s Ralph’s card as well
freeway_gmz@reddit
Guardó el café para el próximo Somer Shabbos.
freeway_gmz@reddit
Guardo el café para el próximo Somer Shabbos.
Krispykid54@reddit
I’m enjoying my coffee.
analogkid01@reddit
Walter met an attractive woman at the Ralph's who turned out to be Mormon. On the way back to the mortuary he converted to Mormonism and dumped out the coffee with a clear conscience.
MWH1980@reddit
Walter most likely opened it up at Ralph’s dumped the contents on the floor and walked out.
The Dude followed behind loke: “wh-what the HELL, man!?”
Walter: “Hey, we give that lazy excuse for a checkout person to earn their money. It’s a win-win.”
First_Strain7065@reddit
He composted the coffee. It’s all part of his whole sick Cynthia thing, man.
TrainwreckTrials@reddit
hexagon-yurt@reddit
Walter is drinking his coffee.
Truckondo@reddit
Enjoying his coffee.
GW_RDSOFA@reddit
You want a receptacle? I can get you a receptacle, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
infinite-valise@reddit
Can you get me one by 3 o’clock this afternoon?
GW_RDSOFA@reddit
With coffee.
infinite-valise@reddit
That could be anyone’s coffee
angelwolf71885@reddit
And green nail polish
Redkellum@reddit
Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man!
Illustrious-Help5513@reddit
Fuck you asshole…get a life…
Bigelwood9@reddit
Ralph’s bag full of coffee, empty can. Nail polish and all.
D-Train0000@reddit
He dumped the coffee. Because he’s calmer than you dude.
burntorangecycle@reddit
$2.50 for a large can of coffee? Probably dumped it
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
Well Dude, wr just don't know...
kingof9iron@reddit
god DAMNIT!
MarcoMarti1981@reddit
That’s not the issue dude…
Unusual_Compote4909@reddit
Perhaps he bought another modestly priced receptacle to put the coffee in
ebinthetropics@reddit
Then why not skip the middle step and just put the ashes in that container?
Unusual_Compote4909@reddit
It’s complicated, lotta ins, lotta outs
sozh@reddit (OP)
thankfully, Walter is adhering to a strict coffee regimen to keep his mind, um, you know, limber...
no_bender@reddit
Sir, please lower your voices.
sozh@reddit (OP)
I'm staying. I'm filling my receptacle.
DryProgress4393@reddit
Kept it , put the coffee in a big ziploc bag.
BluEyedBeard@reddit
"Folgers coffee beans are sourced from various countries in Central and South America. The coffee is proudly roasted and processed in New Orleans, Louisiana, at one of the world's largest coffee plants, which has been in operation since 1960. The brand, owned by the J.M. Smucker Company, was founded in San Francisco in 1850." It things at Folgers were the same as or close to this in the 90's, the coffee sounds American enough that Walter would be down with not wasting it.
Equivalent_Gap_805@reddit
He dumped it.
AZ-Sycamore@reddit
I’m sorry OP, that’s a foul. Mark it zero.
sozh@reddit (OP)
but I wuddn't overthinking the movie...
DesdemonaDestiny@reddit
He emptied his home reloaded bullets out of it and wiped it out with a paper towel.
hornwalker@reddit
What are you, a barista here?
_WillCAD_@reddit
Walter would have emptied the coffee out of the can into the plastic Ralph's bag.
And after they scattered the ashes, he'd have put the coffee back in. Probably without washing out the can first.
Tommy84@reddit
Walter ended up buying a $180 urn to put the Folgers in to make room for Donny.
diacachimba@reddit
I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' it-self.
TrigDaLibs@reddit
He finishes his coffee. This has been established, yes?
pm_me_flowers_please@reddit
You told Brandt in the phone, he told me. I know Walter finishes his coffee, yes, yes?
PronouncedEye-gore@reddit
Bold of you to assume he even emptied it.
ebinthetropics@reddit
He was willing to jettison his dirty laundry when needed, I don’t think he was too sentimental about instant coffee.
FrustratedPCBuild@reddit
Drank it all, that’s why he’s so wired.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
GOD DAMMIT
Galen_415@reddit
In the ‘90’s grocery stores in California gave you a paper or plastic bag for your purchases. So they probably just dumped the coffee in the bag and used it later. Just cuz they’re bereaved doesn’t mean they’re saps.
orville_sash@reddit
is this your homework Ralph
machone5103@reddit
Larry*
kinkyslc1@reddit
Plenty of pockets on his cargo vest to use as a receptacle for the coffee.
Remember.
He's a Goodman. And thorough.
temptedshark@reddit
SnakePlissken1980@reddit
Throw away Folgers? But the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!
Tommy84@reddit
They don’t have coffee like this in West Africa, sis.
copperstarbill@reddit
I’m thinking he had a couple cans that he uses for random storage…
I can see a scene where he’s digging around his garage looking for it while the Dude stands there asking about all the hoarded junk…
mandalore237@reddit
But then why ask about Ralph's
dhlthecobra@reddit
Huh?
sozh@reddit (OP)
were you listening to the Dude's story?
Subject-Relevant@reddit
Dirty whites
Alert-Ad-2373@reddit
He finished his coffee. Just because he's bereaved doesn't make him a sap.
nahnprophet@reddit
We're not making compost here, man.
rez_at_dorsia@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know
TheTraveller66@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know
TopicPretend4161@reddit
These are the questions that require answers.
I believe the freeE dried crystals were saved.
medorian@reddit
Walter did not watch his buddies die face down in the muck to go dumping out the coffee he so enjoys.
SaigonWhoreNoseBiter@reddit
He's finishin' his coffee
Rod_McBan@reddit
Well, he's not a sap, so I guess he saved it?