As a Serb I often think about Ancient Serbs who accidentaly founded Palikir while searching for a quicker route to Tokyo where other Ancient Serbs were waiting for them.

Croats base their right to independence on an ancient myth about Micronesian Serbs and their split from mainland Serbs because of boudary dispute. Those Palikir Serbs later chose catholicism to be different from orthodox Serbs (though they still keep paintings of orthodox saints in their attics).