Anon is in a vicious cycle of goon and porn
Posted by Okaoka_12@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 75 comments
Posted by Okaoka_12@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 75 comments
HeskeyThe2nd@reddit
Anon is playing an upgrade-based flash game
qwerty_9537@reddit
It's a closed system
Thegreen9@reddit
What kind of alchemy is this?
bush_killed_epstein@reddit
I believe this is what the ancients called samsara
TKRAYKATS@reddit
Bro failed at the very last step
Hornet_41@reddit
HOLY SHIT IT'S RED MASK FROM THE GIANT ROBO OVA
Biggu5Dicku5@reddit
Sex sells, always has and always will...
NanoscaleHeadache@reddit
What gay guy would buy you stuff if you send them clips??? What fantasy land is OP living in
dicericevice@reddit
I mean there's gay Onlyfans models so the gays do pay to goon.
DatMoonGamer@reddit
You do not wanna see the kinda jerk off videos random redditors send
Gay doesn’t mean standardless
Desert_Aficionado@reddit
It's a work of fiction.
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
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NanoscaleHeadache@reddit
In my experience as a previously fat lonely gay, it’s incredibly easy to find free e-sex lmao. Unless op was on findom pages, this isn’t realistic at all.
Also, why would op go through the middle man of getting guys nudes to sell when he himself is a guy? If he is on these findom pages then him exposing himself as a straight gay4pay so he can spend on himself being a degenerate would attract SO much attention. Like, way more bank than he could get with the method he described
------------------@reddit
Fr I would think lonely straight men would be more likely to buy stuff for a potential woman
SpaceBug176@reddit
Reminds me of that Mr. Bean bit (bear with me) where he danced next to a street guitarist just to get someone to tip him money so that he can tip the money to the guitarist.
ItsImNotAnonymous@reddit
Why is a bear with you? They're wild animals, please return them.
SpaceBug176@reddit
Its fine, I'm Russian.
YourLocalSnitch@reddit
Why are you on reddit? Get to where youre going then
SpaceBug176@reddit
Can't. Tripped on procrastination rock :[
Niasny@reddit
That's Cyberpunk af
awesomedan24@reddit
Fapitalism
palmerry@reddit
The goon juice is the lubricant for the gears of fapitalism
Vospader998@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
awesomedan24@reddit
Cum must flow
lefier_moustachu@reddit
85K5@reddit
We’re all just cocks in the machine
SleepHard0@reddit
All part of the vagina industrial complex
Numerous_Worry_6306@reddit
SITE33@reddit
The invisible hand of the market Adam Smith
awesomedan24@reddit
Injizzible hand of jorkin'it
Okaoka_12@reddit (OP)
This is literally a brand new word
mrheosuper@reddit
Truly Zero-Cum game
PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC@reddit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbitrage
Desert_Aficionado@reddit
/r/churning
RedditB41@reddit
Consent of money
mr_dr_personman@reddit
No one's gonna pay to see a redditor whack it
Darkwr4ith@reddit
theusbismarck@reddit
why don't you just cut the work by half and send videos of YOU jerking off to gay dudes
Sethleoric@reddit
This sounds horrible yet at the same time i strangely respect the hustle.
UKLord@reddit
Full circle
Drafo7@reddit
Serious question for any lawyers, because of course there must be plenty of lawyers frequenting /r/greentext, if you actually do find sexy images online and send them to horny guys claiming they're you and get them to send you money, is there anything illegal about that?
RemoteButtonEater@reddit
Technically wire fraud, but literally no one is going to prosecute you for it.
https_rahul@reddit
Something so self sustaining sounds almost illegal
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
Two guys trading $100 to slap each other to raise the GDP
wordjedi@reddit
"camgirls" are actually men pretending to be women to harvest gooner $$ to bribe other "women" to show them tiddies from 2005
Sayasam@reddit
Full circle
frkurdamsoad@reddit
GoatRocketeer@reddit
The fact that anon is not above the system and was a willing participant in it the entire time is an insane plot twist. That's some m night shyamalan type shit
Angry_Bicycle@reddit
Lavoisier's law right here
GoatRocketeer@reddit
The fact tha anon is not above the system and was a willing participant in it the entire time is an insane plot twist. That's some m night shyamalan type shit
--Markus@reddit
/b/ got the nudes by leaking the cam girls he tips.
The self sustaining economy.
FD4L@reddit
Anon's cam girls are guys using his money to buy fake nudes from him.
cooljerry53@reddit
Fake: everything after the third >
Gay: See above
PubTrain77@reddit
Full circle. Jerk
stuyboi888@reddit
Circular economy is real.
Same time, fake and gay
showoff96@reddit
Circular economy
GanotAlon@reddit
Fake: anon thinking he could find people who would want videos of redditors jackin it. Gay: he just collects them for himself.
agebtakbar@reddit
Fake: anon contributes to the porn economy by tipping
Gay: literally everything else
Pogging_Memes@reddit
Fake: anon gets paid
Gay: anon wants to see videos of men gooning and send them to other men
BonesWillBeClaimed@reddit
The circle of life
Big-Cantaloupe-4746@reddit
A true circle jerk economy
Pirate401@reddit
This could probably be profitable ngl.. 🤔
MerIock@reddit
Brother I just woke up
Moore2257@reddit
A true circlejerk
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
The cycle is inefficient, he should just have the gay dudes send him money, rather than goods he needs to spend time and effort returning.
skull_fucker79@reddit
an entire ecosystem. just like anons cum sock
CyclicalFlow@reddit
I'm not cut out for this world
PlatypusOk5108@reddit
Energy isn't created or destroyed, but it sure transforms
gianmk@reddit
Anon is the cog that makes the world economy goes around.
ThePrimeOptimus@reddit
I'm actually impressed by how succinct yet elaborate this "be me, straight" is
YeehawMagic@reddit
ThatGudGuy@reddit
Just like the ouroboros sucking its own dick eternally
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
the Circle of Horny
xspiderdude@reddit
I... I... I'm not even going to try today
luotenrati12@reddit
The economy of expenditure in its purest form