This is fuel for the wind that breaks down seat foam and deters anyone in a 20’ radius. It also might turn their dingy comforter into the magic carpet from Aladdin
I have a real question about a lot of the posts here. Many times the individual foods aren't bad, they just don't necessarily belong together on the same plate. There is probabaly a dish you can make that includes peas and boiled eggs, but not in this form. I understand not having a lot of variety in your pantry/fridge or trying to make what you have last until your next paycheck, but why the need to throw everything together in a random way? Is it just for views or do people really eat like this?
As a big man who is sitting in a big office, typing on a big keyboard with his big hands - I know from experience you'll be farting all day/night long after that!
garanvor@reddit
OP is going to have the most amazing farts later on today.
ClassicTBCSucks93@reddit
This is fuel for the wind that breaks down seat foam and deters anyone in a 20’ radius. It also might turn their dingy comforter into the magic carpet from Aladdin
Skysky141@reddit
Are you ok op
getmeoutofohio@reddit
That’s a bowl of farts
mottavader@reddit
💯
Pastasteak@reddit
The great food ration for the world conqueror. 🇦🇺 –›l‹–
FeverInHeels@reddit
uhh whyyyy
General-Room-9608@reddit
Maybe try "muoi cham tom chua cay" aka hot and sour shrimp dipping salt!
Bluemistake2@reddit
Is OP a sick dog?
izzy_7_2004@reddit (OP)
Perhaps I’ll have boiled chicken next time
filthy_casual_42@reddit
What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your bowl of unseasoned spheroids
GlassTablesAreStupid@reddit
Spheroids
pmMeansnadda@reddit
It’s fine, it’s just that, I thought you were making triangles today :/
Signal_Cadet@reddit
Nah babe, we have triangles on Triangle Tuesday.
sixthmontheleventh@reddit
There is always trapezoid Thursday, you can just slice the ends into triangles.
hacksaw2174@reddit
I have a real question about a lot of the posts here. Many times the individual foods aren't bad, they just don't necessarily belong together on the same plate. There is probabaly a dish you can make that includes peas and boiled eggs, but not in this form. I understand not having a lot of variety in your pantry/fridge or trying to make what you have last until your next paycheck, but why the need to throw everything together in a random way? Is it just for views or do people really eat like this?
LatterParty182@reddit
i like eggsssss
MyauIsHere@reddit
Looks like something that would be served in a post apocalyptic retirement home where crops and animals are back but still scarce.
veglove@reddit
except the portion would be 1 egg, 1/2 cup peas
traveling_notlost@reddit
'1 egg, 1/2 cup peas, and something else'' United States government.
Zizhou@reddit
"It's people! The 'something else' is people!"
veglove@reddit
damn, I was going to say government cheese (which is actually a thing) but you win.
maxru85@reddit
"Government-issue bread"
twogunsalute@reddit
This is strangely very aesthetically pleasing
Vexmythoclastt@reddit
Why
ShamanLifestyle@reddit
Looks like someone pea'd in your eggs there bud.
DoubtFearless5356@reddit
Needs pepper
Fun_Environment3792@reddit
Is it for a toddler?
SirQuick8441@reddit
There are worse crimes you could have committed. 😆
paperkitten75@reddit
It is indeed. 🫛🥚
Premislaus@reddit
Cut the eggs in half, add mayonnaise and you basically got a common Polish snack/side dish served at family gatherings and parties.
saturday_sun4@reddit
Mate at least put some salt and masala lol.
Yodzilla@reddit
I thought I was in the Blender sub for a second.
Stephanblackhawk@reddit
something about the choice of spoon really brings it all together
CloudCalmaster@reddit
Would you prefer chopsticks?
Aggressive-Guest-803@reddit
This looks like a meal prescribed by a Victorian doctor.
snake_remake@reddit
This looks like an art piece
a_shootin_star@reddit
The definition of bland
Frothynibbler@reddit
Season it, turn it into egg salad, do something. You don’t have to live this way.
TBug0075@reddit
This! With some rice
accordionthief_iam@reddit
As a big man who is sitting in a big office, typing on a big keyboard with his big hands - I know from experience you'll be farting all day/night long after that!
GodsSwampBalls@reddit
This is how I found out the Brits are awake. I need to go to bed.
lofatiger@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/jw5ao3OlVn
I took this pic on Monday lol. Love me some peas
Big_Boooosh@reddit
Bro is eating like the Germans are still at war with them. 🥀
shFt_shiFty@reddit
The pea to egg ratio seems off. Also why not at least some pepper?
lofatiger@reddit
Omg I need this right now. Add some hoisin and holy fuck
FilmGood8168@reddit
It will be great with mayonnaise !
maxru85@reddit
Can I offer you a spoonful of mayo in these trying times?
bowmans1993@reddit
Could've just made an omelet, smh