Hot dog nachos, please contain your jealousy

Ingredients:

1 questionable hot dog

3 different scraps of cheese

Handful stale mission chips

Recipe:

Hate yourself for 30 years

15 mins @ 180

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Yeah, I'll try to contain it along with my stomach contents. Gross.

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Would

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i want to try this

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I've already taken care of the prep, just need to preheat my microwave

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We got people posting pizza claiming it's nachos and people posting nachos claiming it's pizza. Am I on crazy pills?!?

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Ill contain my jealousy. My rising vomit maybe harder

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nice hope it had some salsa or something too

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If you squint, turn the brightness down, and tilt your head to the right, it looks like a pepperoni pizza.

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If you do all those things it still doesn’t taste like one

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I need to recreate this one

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The key is step 1, you’ve really got to get that bit right!