ULPT. I wanna (slightly) avenge me and the girl I love
Posted by uncle_ben15@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 11 comments
I and said girl have been mocked and backtalked to from day 1 we were in class. I want to do something, but nothing that could get me or her in trouble. It shouldn't be expensive and it's not supposed to completely ruin their lives since we all are still 16 and not that mature. I'll be leaving school together with all my class at the end of June since the last grade will be over then. Any ideas are welcome. Thanks in advance
EudamonPrime@reddit
I was going to give you such a good tip, but then you had to go and be adult about it. Once again maturity got in the way of unethical fun
uncle_ben15@reddit (OP)
The heck? XD tell me
EudamonPrime@reddit
Sell them to Armenian human traffickers 😇
uncle_ben15@reddit (OP)
😇
EudamonPrime@reddit
This might be legal in Texas and Alabama. You might want to check beforehand
uncle_ben15@reddit (OP)
I'm German bro :sob:
EudamonPrime@reddit
Replace their bread with slightly stale bread
moranya1@reddit
Calm down there Hitler
EudamonPrime@reddit
I love how you got your priorities right.
_azazel_keter_@reddit
If you have lockers in your school you might be able to sneak stuff in through the grates, same with backpacks and whatever else they leave unattended
Unimportant-user-01@reddit
If their school bags have straps, tied them up in dead knots.