Anon gives a compliment it doesn’t go over well
Posted by Sure_Association_991@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Posted by Sure_Association_991@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 49 comments
THEzwerver@reddit
maybe you should wear pants next time?
Sure_Association_991@reddit (OP)
anon is wearing panes he’s just ugly
Positive_Action_5377@reddit
Then he should have taken off the pants. I hear women love bold men
thr33beggars@reddit
Maybe it’s because anon said the “ :)” out loud. Like “it looks cool colon parenthesis!”
YoungDiscord@reddit
mansbakedbrev@reddit
Maybe just keep telling her her hair looks nice and watch the spectrum of the rainbow
LB1234567890@reddit
Next day: she's bald
Darkrath_3@reddit
Rub it for good luck.
speedyweedy420@reddit
Next day: "nice bald head"
balbertborring@reddit
she scalps herself
uvero@reddit
Nice skull
Financial-Middle3837@reddit
removes the top part of the skull
jintaemori@reddit
nice brain
PedroFreitas_@reddit
Next day:
https://i.redd.it/fxq0zj4o0byg1.gif
jintaemori@reddit
nice tongue
th3_oWo_g0d@reddit
She fucking pulls that shit right off as well
jintaemori@reddit
nice jaw
XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit
Cue the jaw splitting scene in Mirrors
onepromaster69@reddit
Nice-
She starts to blink in Morse to H. R.
Sure_Association_991@reddit (OP)
Wtf anon
jrh_101@reddit
All according to keikaku
kicksFR@reddit
Literally Haruhi Suzumiya
angus22proe@reddit
"men have no power over me"
vincent2751@reddit
Is it in refenence to the women who cut her hair because some dude same her hair look good?
Tricky_Ship9745@reddit
metron556@reddit
I call this victim-bragging, no one told her anything and she invented this story to brag about how attractive she is by playing the victim. I've witnessed so many women doing that in my life it's not even funny
pocketgravel@reddit
Yep. Shexwas going to cut her hair anyways but had to craft a story for social media to explain why, and she'll come up with a IRL story on the spot like an LLM if her friends ask her in person.
Source: have a mother with NPD who is also bipolar.
onarainyafternoon@reddit
This didn't actually happen man
infrowntown@reddit
OP controls women.
ggrieves@reddit
"I did it to be more attractive but I see it's attracting the wrong type"
at least that's what's going thru OP's mind
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
This is why I don’t initiate conversation, by making them come to me my attention is viewed as more rare, higher valued.
A dumbass is talking, listen and learn.
avagrantthought@reddit
Pessimistic mindset: she decided she didn't like it because I liked it, and changed it back
Optimistic mindset: she has already decided she didn't like it and would change it back, so it kinda stung to hear someone else liked it given that she was going to change it the next day
Wk1360@reddit
In the event that this isn’t fake, some people with darker hair can have their hair turn a greenish color when they bleach it.
assidiou@reddit
She finally got anons attention but alas, she had already scheduled the appointment to change the color back
catfroman@reddit
optimistic_pepe.jpg
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Boomer sitcom level fake.
In Two and a Half Men, whenever Alan told Charlie that his shirt looked good or that his jingle was good, Charlie would immediately change his shirt and realize that his jingle was crap.
Gfunk98@reddit
Obviously anons story is super real and straight but having a mom that’s a hair stylist the amount of work it is to get your hair green and then to change it black by the next day without completely destroying it would either take 12+ hours of coloring and cost hundreds and hundreds of dollars I’ve not multiple thousands.
But obvious anon is a trustworthy source and women just hate being complimented by ugly people that much
forgettfulthinker@reddit
Tell her black is cool
CrusaderDogeAnon@reddit
At least she didn't get him fired for being unattractive, that's something.
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
Tell her her neck looks pretty next; trust, i saw a guy on the internet do this once.
castlesitting@reddit
Just tell her it looks cool how she dresses so modestly.
Ok_Statement_7836@reddit
Somebody on previous repost of this text said that hair turns greenish hue when dying it jet black so this is probably the answer
TraumaPerformer@reddit
Anon, have you ever tried being attractive?
Sure_Association_991@reddit (OP)
Anon is a chud
atharva_bende@reddit
Op forgets that he is a chud too and will never feel a woman's touch
TheChannelMiner@reddit
It's true, I was there.
Source: I'm the hair.
AlfredKnows@reddit
Funny thing is that she is bothered and she cares. Time to play some games!
gongbattler@reddit
Oh yeah they hate a weird guy saying anything about their appearence
nesthesi@reddit
Fake: A girl spoke to Anon without calling HR
Gay: Anon posts to a forum filled with men, asking for sympathy