Did Brandt really think Bunny was a lovely woman or he was just being nice?
Posted by ErickDante@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 125 comments
Posted by ErickDante@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 125 comments
No-Sheepherder448@reddit
They’re gonna kill that poor woman.
OnionTamer@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe. A little nail polish...
a-big-texas-howdy@reddit
Lotta ins lotta outs
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
Lotta what-have-yous...
No_Employer9618@reddit
He’s given her $1000
NeganSaves@reddit
We're all very fond of her.
Express_Area_8359@reddit
Just give her a 1000 bucks and shell suck you off!
RedPhule@reddit
Brandt has to pay a hundred
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
Or he can’t watch.
Prajna-paramita@reddit
Just stay away from my fucking lady friend!
What-a-Crock@reddit
He’s not interested in sex
Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit
You mean, coitus?
Ok-Captain-462@reddit
Wonderful woman
HubCapDiamondStarHlo@reddit
Brandt can’t watch though or he has to pay $100.
I think this cements his interest in Bunny. I think Bunny is like all of TBL’s wealthy and glamorous objects. Very nice to look at and even fantasize over, but you can’t touch the merchandise.
New shit has come to light my brethren
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
I suspect Brandt was more interested in lovely men.
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
He'll suck your cock and pay you a thousand dollars
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Let him find a cash machine.
BayBreezy17@reddit
Lovely fellow. We’re all quite fond of him.
diacachimba@reddit
Yes, yes.
KoA07@reddit
But Bunny can’t watch or she has to pay a hundred
Spocks_Goatee@reddit
He's well known for his catchphrase, Suck Zone.
Same_Raise6473@reddit
Underrated comment and reference
vandyke_browne@reddit
Not worth it. He’s not that good.
marbotty@reddit
Well, that, and a pair of testicles
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
I suspect he was more interested in good men. And thorough.
vandyke_browne@reddit
thur ruh
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
You can imagine where this is going.
infinityetc@reddit
He fixes the cable?
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.
dhlthecobra@reddit
squirrels-mock-me@reddit
He is kinda like a Smithers
chiefnwahoo@reddit
Well Dude, we just don't know
a-big-texas-howdy@reddit
Marvelous.
SeaRollz2020@reddit
He's just a cuck without the necessary means for a necessary means for a blowjob
ebinthetropics@reddit
With a pair of “porn stars” (we just know of the one video, does just one make you a porn star?) lounging around a pool on a large estate on a random day, one tossing out solicitations of oral sex, I imagine Chateau d’Lebowski sees its fair share of debauchery. Even though he’s a very charming person with some amount of breeding and decorum, I’m sure Brandt has seen/bystandered/even dipped his toe into the cesspool of sexual deviancy that goes on after Mr Lebowski takes his evening sleeping pill. He’s very fond of Bunny.
daveinmd13@reddit
You can’t say what you feel about the bosses wife.
Any_Formal8560@reddit
I suspect he has, at least one time paid $1000 to watch Bunny blow someone
TheRealDylanTobak@reddit
I thought it was 1000 to get blown and 100 if he wanted to watch.
Botosi5150@reddit
She'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. That sounds lovely to me.
glassclouds1894@reddit
But poor Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred. Marvelous!
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
In other words, Brandt CAN watch. Just like he has many other times before. He’s embarrassed by this, and tries to change the subject.
analogkid01@reddit
Nah, she's just reminding him of his place in the chain of command.
Njacks64@reddit
I’m sorry but that price is definitely NOT lovely. Bad deal.
Im_the_Rhymenocerous@reddit
Can Brandt watch?
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
For a Benjamin
Equivalent_Sir_2575@reddit
He was being nice.
She was being noice.
hiletroy@reddit
that must be exhausting
Equivalent_Sir_2575@reddit
[Laughs in nervous Brandt]
Inevitable-Wheel1676@reddit
At some point, Brandt has had $1,000.
faucetpants@reddit
Obviously, you're not a golfer
Dry_Description6498@reddit
He never went to college.
Please, don't touch that.
jaguirre80@reddit
*shoulder shrug
Denver-Ski@reddit
Excuse me. Excuse me. Thank you.
StreetOwl@reddit
It's about the money Dude!
Yougurtslinger47@reddit
Jaydrix@reddit
Brandts nostrills are a separate living organism and are freaking me out...
thebenn@reddit
Well dude we just don't know
Diligent-Contact-772@reddit
Ahh-HeH HeH HeH. That's marvelous.
SaintedRomaine@reddit
He’s a pervert dude. Bunny knows to charge him for watching.
fluhatinrapper09@reddit
Any time in Chino?
FrozenWaffleMaker@reddit
This is what happens when you fuck Brandt in the ass.
Ozzie889@reddit
/sarcasm
avreddits@reddit
Bunny’s little toe 😆
CaptainMatticus@reddit
Mr. Lebowsku's weakness was vanity, gence the skut, the mandatory tour of photos of his "accomplishments" and the need to maintain an image of success. Admitting to a near stranger that the boss's wife is nothing mpre than a trophy whore would be a massive blow to Mr. Lebowski's ego.
Dvd3r1n0@reddit
he owes her 100
Big-Joe-Studd@reddit
Is that the guy with the cleft asshole?
monkeybawz@reddit
If she was lovely, he wouldn't have said anything.
iambarrelrider@reddit
That’s interesting man.
AlconTheFalcon@reddit
He was being fatuous
CursorTN@reddit
They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and thisahere story I'm about to unfold--wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.
OnlyHalfBrilliant@reddit
Sometimes... there's a man...
nightmaresxwin@reddit
sometimes the bar eats the dude and someone times, well, the dude eats the bar
cute_cartoon_cat@reddit
🐻
Still_Worry_8314@reddit
Coitus?
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us.
He is clearly mostly annoyed with her and her antics.
bustanut_dabmaster@reddit
Our guest has to be getting along, Mrs. Lebowski.
nightmaresxwin@reddit
Tarantino would have bricked
Im_the_Rhymenocerous@reddit
He's not buying her a beer. He's not letting her take his turn.
nightmaresxwin@reddit
she’s go papers, Dude
No_Case_2670@reddit
He probably hated her guts. He's paid by Mister Lebowski to be nice though.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
...which is ample!
nightmaresxwin@reddit
Thuragh
cajunjew76@reddit
Strong men also cry
Bullshit_Conduit@reddit
Strong men also cry.
jameswlfk@reddit
Mind if I do a j
Klutzy_Order_9559@reddit
This is a bummer, man...bummer....... that's a bummer.
Personal_Strike_1055@reddit
They're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
No-Gas-1684@reddit
Brandt paid a hundred.
Ciqbern@reddit
He had most likely paid 50 bucks to watch at one point.
flyerswinorlose@reddit
Your saying the carpet pissers did this?
LouDog0187@reddit
Aahaha. . .you never went to college
Suspicious-Earth-648@reddit
He thought that slut kidnapped herself
GoldDeloreanDoors@reddit
These are the real questions
loodgeboodge@reddit
They got 4 more detectives working on it!? Haha hahaha haha! Leaaaads
WalterSobkowich@reddit
He did what his parents did. Went out and got a job.
Momik@reddit
On this, what day is it?
fourfingrs@reddit
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
Her life is in Dude’s hands
Futurespells@reddit
What in God's holy name are you Blathering about??!!
daft_plant001100@reddit
Didn't he like to watch?
BurnerAccount-LOL@reddit
Butlers have to be nice. It’s in their contract
guiltycitizen@reddit
She’s gotta feed the monkey, man
_Bon_Vivant_@reddit
Yes, and he was also very fond of her, as was everyone.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
He wanted to watch; he had $100.
goodchowder@reddit
I think he’s gay so he probably finds her to be vile
TheDukeOfHyjinx@reddit
Fuckin Germans. Nothing changes.
Papicervezabarrata@reddit
He’d have to pay $100 to find out.
Fromnothingatall@reddit
Brandt was just constantly on the edge of completely losing it….his inner monologue at all times was “maintain……maintain……keep it together…..”
jackspinnaker@reddit
lol
stellahella1@reddit
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
copperblood@reddit
You must be here to fix the cable.
starker@reddit
We’re all very fond of him
kinkyslc1@reddit
BlooNorth@reddit
Fuckin’ goldbricker
terminal_nervoso@reddit
Brant has to pay $100
Kirbyr98@reddit
He can't watch.
Forestfunguy@reddit
This is our concern, dude
RockShowSparky@reddit
he would’ve paid the hundred.
CursorTN@reddit
Nice marmot.
Dirtypoolgang@reddit
This is our concern, Dude.
stang7089@reddit
That’s marvelous!
T-K101@reddit
You can tell by this expression that he thought she’s was a lovely woman.
p4terfamilias@reddit
He was just uhh... you know, playing the... in light of all this new shit... has this not occurred to you? Man?
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Well, Dude, we just don't know
usbekchslebxian@reddit
These rich fucks, this whole fucking thing