Damage to the base is said to be heavy and the Israeli jets are reported to have made it back to their headquarters. A 49-year-old unidentified man went berserk last night, opening fire with a 12-gauge shotgun in a crowded downtown restaurant. Fighting broke out overnight between rival factions along the Israeli-Syrian border. Initial reports claim the Israeli fighters bombed a guerrilla base, kill- G.I. JOOOEEEE
demo_matthews@reddit
Everyone get in the cooler
PerfectBlueOnDVD@reddit
Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?
SinceBecausePickles@reddit
Do you play baseball?
echetus90@reddit
My god, it's like looking in a mirror
the-cartmaniac@reddit
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES
GlitteringFutures@reddit
My God did that smell good.
tomtheconqerur@reddit
OH SHIT!
Thoob@reddit
Get the fuck outta here!!!
VoodooLoveDr@reddit
He tell me do things and I gon runnin
TuxPi@reddit
Who wants a body message
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
Damage to the base is said to be heavy and the Israeli jets are reported to have made it back to their headquarters. A 49-year-old unidentified man went berserk last night, opening fire with a 12-gauge shotgun in a crowded downtown restaurant. Fighting broke out overnight between rival factions along the Israeli-Syrian border. Initial reports claim the Israeli fighters bombed a guerrilla base, kill- G.I. JOOOEEEE
TuxPi@reddit
Mmhmmmm, body message machine… go on.
VoodooLoveDr@reddit
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
Has anyone seen my purse?
TehGoad@reddit
aint that dj doug pound fensler film proto tim and eric?
New_Alps_5655@reddit
I still quote these all the time. Laughed so hard as a kid I stopped breathing and nearly passed out.
wills731@reddit
You didnt take anything outta our tent did ya mister?
Fidel_Cashflows@reddit
Give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK
No-Classroom-6637@reddit
hooooooooooooooo!
Fucking love that one.
LegLampFragile@reddit
Hey do you know my Dad?
No-Classroom-6637@reddit
Jesus Christ this exploded back to life in my memory like a fucking claymore.
Mimimimimimi...nahamjusskiddinwidya.
Bussie88@reddit
Body massaaaaaaage
angryratman@reddit
I don't know much about computers except the one we got at home my mom put a couple of games on it a...
PlantationMint@reddit
Classic youtube. I still quote these
Commodus_Wankus@reddit
Kids? Did you happen to see a pink... um, I wanna say, vinyl purse around here somewhere? ...I'm just dying to get my cigarettes.
galaxius0@reddit
Oh I don’t waaaaAAAAAAaaaana pickle
Magsec5@reddit
Thragg is that you?
dfc85@reddit
SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII-